Yang Anzheng was depressed waiting on the highway, two kilometers away from the toll station, but a few drivers were too slow, had to go from the emergency lane, rushed to reincarnate, and as a result, when they forcibly merged back into the lane, they collided with others, and finally blocked the highway into constipation.
The mobile phone rang, and when he saw that it was Rong Feifei, Yang An's mood instantly improved: "Hey, is it Feifei?"
Rong Feifei said: "It's me, Director Yang, are you free now?"
Yang An: "You're free, are you okay Alas, I almost forgot to congratulate you, you are on the headlines of the entertainment section of Huangyi.com, really, I didn't lie to you, I just took my phone to see it, you are so popular" Huang Yi's response speed is extremely fast, in fact, it is also related to the efforts of the advertising and publicity department of Hongfeng Satellite TV, which stuffed some money and cut in line, and Huang Yiwang became the first large-scale portal to spread the "A4 waist goddess".
"Thank you, Director Yang, it really doesn't matter if it's red or not" Rong Feifei's laughter was a little reluctant, and her mood was not too high.
Yang An was keenly aware that something was wrong, at this time, the highway was also opened, and the traffic police in front were directing the traffic to move forward slowly, he said: "Where are you now, I can talk to you for a while, can I not be driving, it is inconvenient to talk on the phone, let's see you in Qianbei Square in a while" Hanging up the phone, Rong Feifei lost her mind for a while, suddenly woke up, looked around, found a chain fast food restaurant on the side of the square, and went in to find the bathroom.
Rong Feifei didn't want to leave a bad impression on him, she carefully washed the tears on her face, put on light makeup, and then sat quietly on the seat in the corner of the restaurant, and sent a text message to Yang An to inform him of the location.
Half an hour later, Yang An appeared at the door of the store, saw her at a glance, and walked over with a smile.
As soon as Yang An sat down, he apologized: "Feifei, I've kept you waiting." ” Rong Feifei smiled: "I didn't wait long, you drink something" Yang An looked around, there was a lot of traffic in the fast food restaurant, and there were many children, so it was not suitable for chatting and talking quietly, he asked tentatively: "Why don't we change to a quieter place and drink some fruit tea or something?"
Rong Feifei said: "Forget about fruit tea, I'd rather drink." ” Yang An didn't say anything, he looked at Rong Feifei's delicate face carefully, when she said that she would rather drink, her face showed tiredness and grievances, and it could be seen that this girl was very unhappy.
Chatting with girls is very skillful, Rong Feifei's current state is not very easy to communicate, and she must be in a good mood first.
Yang An rolled his eyes and said: "Alas, you don't know how congested there are on the highway today, there is a minibus in front of me, the kind without a bathroom, there is a female passenger who is in an emergency, the car has not moved for two hours, she really can't hold back, so she found a black plastic bag to hide in the last row, but in front of everyone's eyes, she just can't get out."
Guess what happened?"
Rong Feifei was very curious, thinking that what Yang An said was the truth, and asked, "Is it an adult diaper used?"
Yang An shook his head: "How can it be so easy to find adult diapers on the highway, I'll tell you the answer, and then she really ran out of options, put a black plastic bag on her head, and got out of the car."
Good guy, just in front of my car, she was wearing a black plastic bag, squatting on the roadbed, fertilizing wildflowers and weeds, that scene was beautiful, I couldn't bear to look at it" Poof Rong Feifei covered her mouth and leaned on the back of the chair, laughing wildly, she really thought of a way for the female passenger, how did she know that this was a cold joke said by Yang An, which really made her laugh breathlessly, what is the difference between putting the plastic bag on her head and covering her ears and stealing the bell, because he thought of it and saw it with his own eyes, bragging is not like this "Oh, the highway is jammed, the female passenger uses a plastic bag, what about the male passenger" Rong Feifei smiled and deliberately raised the bar and asked.
Yang An shrugged: "Others don't know very well, anyway, I have to prepare a pulsating bottle." ” Rong Feifei heard Yang An use an accent on "pulse", she knew that there was a difference between men and women, boys could use empty bottles, but why did they have to emphasize pulsating curiosity to kill cats, she asked: "Why do you have to use pulsating bottles" Yang An smiled: "Because the caliber of the pulsating bottle is large." ” Darong Feifei read it a few times in her mouth, and suddenly remembered something, her face suddenly turned red, and she sneered: "Yang An, you" You Rong Feifei couldn't say anything, she was too ashamed to look at him, her face was hot, and she secretly screamed in her heart that this bastard actually said this, it was so annoying Yang An was actually a little apprehensive in his heart, but seeing that Rong Feifei's face was just ashamed, without too much disgust and anger, he was a lot more relieved, knowing that this girl was actually not unapproachable, and the joke was also made.
He simply pretended not to know anything, and continued to sigh: "Oh, this is also a true thing, I have a college classmate, the year before last he went out with Ban Hua to play, and also encountered a traffic jam, he was anxious to solve it in the car, Ban Hua handed him an empty mineral water bottle, he returned the bottle again, and asked if there was a pulsating bottle."
Then at the beginning of this year, he and Ban Hua got married, and he told me that the pulse bottle was very useful, so I took one with me in the car, and I was also looking forward to meeting a girl who was willing to marry me. ” Rong Feifei burst into laughter again, lying on the table, laughing so much that she couldn't raise her head, embarrassed to let Yang An see her blushing face, she almost lost her temper when she laughed, she was too embarrassed But she just likes to listen to Yang An, and when she saw Yang An's previous depressed grievances, all disappeared at this time, and her mood was much better.
There were two young boys sitting at a table next to him, one of them kept looking at this side, he came to talk to him just now, but was coldly rejected by Rong Feifei, and he was not convinced, so he sat down to see where Rong Feifei was waiting for.
As a result, when the two saw Yang An just sit down, they made other iceberg beauties laugh like this within a minute, so they could only be secretly convinced, and gave Yang An two thumbs up across the corridor, saying that buddy is still your best way to make a girl Yang An raised his chin at the brother with a smile, and after Rong Feifei returned to normal, he said: "Okay, you laugh so exaggeratedly, it seems that I am very capable, in fact, I am a very introverted person, and I usually don't make drafts when I speak." ” Rong Feifei couldn't help but laugh: "Director Yang, you're too narcissistic, don't brag and don't make drafts."
Yang An corrected: "Don't guide Yang and guide Yang, I am too angry, I am older than you, you can call me Brother Yang, or Brother An, or directly Yang An, you can do it."
Alas, is your Weibo flooded by fans today, is your phone being blown up by friends, you are on the headlines of the entertainment section of Huangyi.com, tomorrow the people of the whole country will know your name, alas, your band is popular, Li Lei didn't organize a celebration?"
Rong Feifei was a little depressed, she felt that Yang An was a good person to talk to, she trusted him inexplicably, and it was not bad for him to enlighten herself.
Rong Feifei said: "Li Lei, they are celebrating with friends in the bar and circle, I didn't go."
Yang An, don't think that Li Lei and I are a couple, I just joined the Heat Band because of an agreement from my brother, and I have nothing to do with him. ” Yang An probably guessed that this was the knot in her heart, so she didn't talk nonsense and listened silently.
Rong Feifei talked a lot, she once had a happy family of four, from childhood to adulthood, her parents loved her the most, her brother loved her the most, her brother was the first lead singer of the hot band, and often took her to play music with the band, run commercial performances, and everyone loved this beautiful little sister very much.
It's a pity that a car accident last year made her lose these three relatives who loved her the most, her parents left on the spot, her brother lasted three more days in the intensive care unit, Rong Feifei rushed back, and met her brother before he died, her brother asked Li Lei to take care of her, hoping that her sister could live well, after she suffered a major blow from the broken family, only the friends of the brother of the Heat Band supported her, on the one hand, for her brother's last wishes, and secondly, because of the pressure of life, she joined the band and became the second lead singer.
Yang An sighed and handed over a tissue: "Mourning and change, as long as you are happy now, they can see it in heaven and will rest in peace." ” Rong Feifei quietly wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes, and it took a long time to come out of her sadness, she barely squeezed out a smile, and said: "Don't talk about this, Yang An, I want to ask you if you are out of shape, the background song with a tuba flute, and when you dance the flowers, did you write it?"
Hearing this, Yang An smiled: "Strictly speaking, I can't write it, this melody is actually from the French composer Bizet, the opera Carmen composed in 1874, you should have an impression."
As soon as Rong Feifei was reminded, she immediately said to the number: "Aria love is a free bird, my God, you actually changed it like this" Yang An raised his eyebrows, no way, the setting of this world is like this, things after 19xx can't appear, it's like Mr.
Cai created Carmen before 19xx, saving him too much to explain.
Yang An asked, "Do you want to hear me sing it again?"
Rong Feifei was surprised: "You can also speak French" Yang An said: "Chinese lyrics, changed a few melodic segments, changed to be more suitable for Chinese chanting." ” Rong Feifei was really interested, and looked around: "You plan to sing here" Yang An said: "Why don't I record the main melody with a music master at home, I'll fill in the lyrics now, anyway, it's a cappella, I'll just have a smaller voice." ” The two buddies on the opposite side kept staring at this side, Yang An smiled and winked at that side, and then played the twelve-bar prelude recorded by his mobile phone, coughed twice, brewed a little, and sang seriously.
"Love is just an ordinary thing, and it's not unusual.
Men are nothing but a pastime, what's the big deal.
What is love, what is meaning, it's not that everyone deceives themselves.
What is an idiot, what is a fan, it's just a man and a woman doing a show.
I like all men, rich or poor, high or low.
It's a man, I'll abandon it, I'm not afraid that you will have magic again. ” Yang An's voice is not big or small, the treble is collected with falsetto, the interlude of the music is hummed with the nasal cavity, the song is subdued and abrupt, full of exotic style, singing here, all the guests around him looked at him, and all of them showed surprise.
The eyes of the two frustrated buddies were about to fall, and this was worth it, this buddy told jokes for a minute to make the girl laugh, and then sang in public, Nima also sang a world opera masterpiece This method of picking up girls is too strange, and the effect is against the sky, the two buddies are ashamed, only to know that they have to be so knowledgeable to talk to pickup girls, and they can only have fun if they know a little bit about everything Rong Feifei covered her mouth and glared, this and this He really sang it The aria version of love that is really sung is a free bird A man is just a pastime, this sentence is completely a proud queen's tone, disdain for men, beckoning to come, lingering away, like you and abandon you, it all depends on my mood.
Rong Feifei had to admit that she loved this sentence a lot, and this song completely sang her heart: