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Chapter Seventy-Seven: Blind Coaxing


S presents today's update, by the way, pull a vote for the 515 Fan Festival, everyone has 8 votes, and the vote also gives coins, kneeling and begging everyone to support and appreciate Yang An said: "I haven't officially apprenticed to the teacher, in fact, I originally wanted to worship Mr.

Cao Shulin as a teacher, but he listened to my four basic skills, turned around and left, I begged him for a long time, he would rather take off his shoes and send me to me, than accept me as an apprentice."

Li Yue laughed: "Who wants to accept it, you can only take off your shoes and sing" Yang An said: "But happy comedians can't do without cross talk programs, so I joined the Lin Yun Club Quyi Alliance, and then find you, a professional commendator, as a partner, and compete on stage in person, reluctantly take on this important task, I Yang An can be shameless, I stand on the stage and be blind, the purpose is to amuse everyone, as long as I can hold on to two rounds without being eliminated, even if I, a student in the cross talk world, wins."

The audience cheered loudly and gave Yang An applause to applaud his courage.

In the lounge, several peer actors also applauded Yang An, and everyone knew in their hearts that Yang An's cross talk just now was quite qualified.

A cross talk actor does not have to be familiar with the names of the dishes, geographical maps, etc., nor does he necessarily have to memorize the Taiping lyrics backwards, as long as he can amuse the audience on stage, he is a good cross talk actor.

Obviously, Yang An did this, he seemed quite relaxed on the stage, like a fish in water, and Li Yue cooperated tacitly, all kinds of burdens were thrown out one after another, and the audience's laughter almost never stopped.

Ten minutes, Yang An and Li Yue for ten minutes, without a single pause, the content is mainly about why Yang An took the stage as a beginner in cross talk, and what difficulties and setbacks he encountered when he was apprenticed to learn art in this month, and finally decided to stand on the stage with a learning mentality.

Today is Yang An's cross talk debut, this stepping stone knocked very loudly, and the audience's enthusiastic response made everything clear.

Yang An walked out directly in a coat, Li Yue followed behind him, and the two bowed frequently before and after, left and right, thanking the audience for the warm applause and cheers.

Waiting for a while, Yang An sighed: "I personally went on stage for cross talk, in fact, I took on a lot of pressure, this month, I have been busy with festivals every day, things planned by C, and I have to take time to think about jokes, rehearse words with Mr.

Li, and sleep no more than 4 hours a day, haven't you noticed that I have lost weight" The audience applauded, many people were very distressed, and the female audience who took the initiative before stood up and shouted: "Yang An, I will always support you" Hahahaha Everyone was coaxing, and Yang An also smiled at the female fan: "Thank you for your support, or you will make a joke for my cross talk in the next issue, Li Yue and I represent the Lin Yunshe Quyi Alliance, on behalf of the art of cross talk, bow to everyone here, thank you" With a modest attitude and a sincere smile, Yang An waved off the stage amid the applause of the audience, took off his coat, and changed back into his Ah Ni Ma evening dress.

Li Yue pushed open the door of the lounge, and several of the Aixiao brothers rushed up and helped him sit on the largest sofa to rest.

"Oh, Mr.

Li, please sit down, please sit down, I will interview you on behalf of the Happy Comedian program team, you and Yang An partner cross talk, how do you feel?"

Ma Xin used the mineral water bottle as a microphone and stretched it to Li Yue's mouth.

Li Yue was still greeting the Northeast and Zhen Ling at this time, and when he saw Ma Xin doing this, he smiled: "Haven't you also acted with him, I feel the same as you?"

No one likes to listen to this kind of sleek talk, and another big fat man, Cai Fei, squeezed over: "Brother Li, who wrote this book just now, reveal the inside story, everyone wants to know, what else is there that Yang An can't do?"

"That's it, he's in cross talk today, and he may be able to produce a whole product tomorrow."

"I'll make a TV series the day after tomorrow" "The film will be repeated next week" "In half a year, he will be able to win an Oscar" Everyone teased and touted every word, insisting that Li Yue reveal Yang An's situation.

Li Yue suddenly fell silent, he looked at these people and asked: "You really don't know that he has been running to Lin Yunshe almost every day for half a month, don't you know any news Ma Xin, you still love to laugh brothers?"

Ma Xin was embarrassed: "Since Brother Yang left from the rivers and lakes, we haven't recorded a show together, plus he is the boss and busy preparing for a happy comedian, so we rarely bother him about non-work matters." ” Li Yue said: "Then let me tell you, Yang An has been here for a total of fifteen days.

On the first day, he invited me to dinner, and while eating, he talked about the topic, and he was inspired, only ate two mouthfuls of food in half an hour, drank a sip of water, and finally asked the waiter to pack it for him, which he took back and ate when he was uninspired.

On the first night, after he practiced the basic skills of cross talk for three hours, he dragged me until two in the morning to determine the topics for the two issues. ” Everyone is secretly looking at themselves, and it is common for actors to come to rehearse in the early morning, sometimes they encounter a script rush, but the night before the stage suddenly bursts out of inspiration, even if they don't sleep all night, they have to rehearse well.

Li Yue continued: "The next day, he came again, there were only three time and space, and he changed it as he went, almost changing sixty percent of yesterday's content.

On the third day, he continued to come, and carefully crafted every burden of the topic, asked me, asked Cao Shulin, asked Hou Jian, and asked Cao Bao those generations, if anyone doesn't like to listen, if there is a suggestion, he will continue to change" This time, everyone was silent, and Yang An was too hard Li Yue sighed: "On the fourth day, he finally didn't come, and I went on a business trip to the blue ocean, so I can rest for a day."

But on the fifth day, he came to me with more than 20 pieces of A4 paper in his hand, and there were lines densely written on them, all of which he had come up with in the past two days, and many lines were marked and revised.

On Saturday, this day, everyone was resting, he practiced basic skills, changed words, plus rehearsals, and dragged me until dawn, and went out for breakfast directly."

Ma Xin sighed: "Brother Yang is like this, he is busy with work, he doesn't want to die" Li Yue said: "On the stage just now, he can't sleep 4 hours a day, it's not an exaggeration.

In the fifteen days he came to Lin Yun Club, he has grown from a layman who has never learned cross talk at all to a contestant who can stand on the stage of happy comedians.

Bang bang bang Northeast, Jin Dabao, Tang Baoer, Zhen Ling, everyone applauded and sighed.

Even the photographer was moved, and he sighed in his heart, fortunately, he had just recorded the video, which would be an excellent tidbit material in the future Yang An on the stage didn't know what was in the lounge, he changed into a black dress, asked the makeup artist to reprocess his hairstyle, and then walked onto the crescent moon stage.

"Yang An looks very handsome" There were female audience fans in the audience, Yang An smiled, looked at her and said: "You still think about this burden, I have long been cured of my deafness, and our show has already been performed, okay, Li Yue, why are you denatured, and you have become slimmer, you look very beautiful?"

sigh The audience laughed after booing, and the atmosphere in the lounge was solemn, and suddenly hearing Yang An like this, everyone burst out laughing.

Jin Dabao shook his head, and said with some envy: "This Yang An, he really comes with his mouth open, he dares anything, and anything he says can become a burden."

Northeast Head said: "This is a natural sense of joy, it is difficult to cultivate the day after tomorrow, Yang An is a genius who does variety shows" Zhen Ling smiled: "Forget it, don't fight, I don't think I'm wronged if I lose to him, I should enjoy happiness when I participate in this show."

What else can I do, everyone smiled bitterly, and everyone's mentality suddenly changed, but in the next five minutes, they rekindled their fighting spirit.

On the stage, Yang An waved his hand in the direction of the director, making a covert signal, which meant that he wanted some potentially controversial words to inform Duan Haishan to prepare.

Yang An Zhengse said: "Ladies and gentlemen, I want to say something to you that will definitely not be broadcast, about voting." ” The audience gradually quieted down, they rarely saw Yang An so serious.

Yang An said: "The Chinese comedy industry is still very weak, every comedian is not easy, in order to bring laughter to the audience, everyone racks their brains to create and perform, they should be respected, I hope you, don't shake your original decision because of my personal reasons, vote for whoever you like, don't coax together, vote for me."

If my votes are too exaggerated, I will consider leaving the cross talk show and changing positions to someone else, after all, the show needs to be fair, and I am a host and a participant, which is already very out of line.

After this episode of the program is broadcast, the outside world will definitely set off a wave of accusations against me, so all viewers, please understand my difficulties, vote carefully, thank you" These words were very sincere, and many players in the lounge thought about it in their hearts, and they rekindled their fighting spirit.

At this time, Duan Haishan's order in the monitoring channel was also issued, and many insiders distributed on the scene received instructions and quickly cooperated with Yang Anlai on the stage, shouting one after another.

A group of people shouted: "Brother Yang, don't worry, we know it in our hearts" "Don't worry, we will never vote for you" "Whoever votes for you is the grandson" Hahahaha, the audience laughed again, Yang An covered his forehead and almost collapsed: "Big brother, are you okay, don't vote for me, I will really go down in two issues, big brother, I know you, you have been singing against me from the beginning, you are fooling me again, right?"

The audience laughed like crazy, and the coaxing big brother stood up and triumphantly clenched his fists and gestured around, amusing everyone.

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It's a pity that such an interesting interaction on and off stage is destined to not be broadcast on TV, and the staff in the director area can only sigh, leaving Yang An blind on the stage.

S: I have thought about this plot before, there will never be a scene behind the scenes, as the protagonist, Yang An's participation is a must, there will be conflicts when there is controversy, and there will be slaps in the face when there are conflicts.

Back to reality, Lao Wu also participated in many shows in the first season, and in the second season, Lao Guo was also ridiculed by other contestants many times and supported Yue Yue, so it is not impossible for Yang An to do this.

And then another question, don't forget, there is another process that has not been done, called editing, and these things I wrote are recorded live, not TV broadcast content.

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