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Chapter Eighty-Seven: Preventing Yang An is like guarding against thieves


On Saturday morning, in the No. 3 studio of Blue Ocean Satellite TV, the second episode of Happy Comedians was ready to record.

This time, everyone is familiar with the way to enter the venue, but interviews are indispensable, the program team is eager to film the daily life of each group of contestants, and then ask some heart-wrenching questions that are difficult to answer, and the contestants' tangled choices and arduous rehearsals are all shown in front of the audience, and the audience loves to watch this Yang An hangs around in the program team as a producer, and wants to peek at every rehearsal.

Unexpectedly, the Baoling team and the Northeast Folk Art Troupe refused to watch the performance, and even the Aixiao brothers forbade him from entering the stadium to watch.

Yang An quietly opened the back door of the staff passage in the studio, walked a few steps, and just heard Ma Xin shouting on stage: "That staff, pay attention to Director Yang, if he wants to come in, just blow him away." ” Hahahaha The staff laughed together, and director Duan Haishan shouted with a megaphone: "Isn't Yang An also your person who loves to laugh at your brothers, Ma Xin, you don't plan to act with him this time" Ma Xin shouted: "If you don't act, since he said cross talk, he will automatically quit the group from our laughing brothers."

"Who quit the group" Yang An couldn't help shouting in protest, and the staff turned around and saw him.

Ma Xin's face changed instantly: "Ouch Brother Yang, if you don't go to talk to Teacher Li, what are you doing here?"

Yang An approached, stood under the stage, crossed his waist, and pretended to be angry and asked: "It's okay, you bear children, I finally pulled you to raise you, you have hard wings now, you want to fly solo, why am I not a part of the laughing brothers?"

The staff laughed, Duan Haishan walked from the camera position, pointed at them and said with a smile: "These noisy guys, they won the first place in the last issue, and this issue has swelled." ” The laughing brothers all came over, and the naïve Cai Xiaofei rubbed his hands and said, "Brother Yang, isn't it that there are a lot of negative news about you on the Internet, so we don't plan to interact with you in this issue."

Let's also avoid suspicion, come out with the real skills of our laughing brothers, and then take the first place to those noisy netizens and slap them in the face" Yang An said: "I don't plan to interact with you, I can't see if you rehearse."

Bai Yutang smiled: "I really can't watch it" Ma Xin also accompanied him carefully: "Brother Yang, you go back, busy with your going, we don't need your staff for the time being" The laughing brothers all coaxed, and they had to drive Yang An away, Yang An was inexplicable, but his arms couldn't twist his thighs, and he couldn't beat the fists with one hand, so he was really pushed out of the studio.

"These guys are going to rebel, they dare to push me, be careful, be careful of me" Yang An was careful for a long time, and hummed: "I curse you for eating instant noodles today without a seasoning packet" Poof A girl behind her laughed, Yang An looked over, it was Zhou Jinci's brother and sister, and this time the two came together.

Zhou Jinying shaved her face with her hands and laughed: "Brother Yang, your curse is too cruel" Yang An was not embarrassed at all, and asked with a smile: "You guys rested well yesterday."

Zhou Jinci said: "The environment of the Blue Ocean Hotel is very good, and I am full of energy today. ” Yang An took the two of them to the lounge next to them, which had small snacks and drinking water, turned on the heating, and a sofa, which was very comfortable.

Yang An handed the two of them strongman yogurt and Red Bull drinks, and asked: "Brother Zhou, you have to record a show every week, and let you run at both ends of the red maple and blue sea, is it delaying your usual work?"

Zhou Jinci laughed, Zhou Jinying said proudly: "Brother Yang, you don't know, yesterday I went to look for my brother, and I happened to meet the owner of Hongcheng Shopping Mall, he didn't say a word, gave my brother a big red envelope of 5,000 yuan, and apologized vigorously, saying that he had treated my brother badly before, and hoped that my brother would stay for a long time, triple his salary, and go back to work after participating in the happy comedian" Zhou Jinci said embarrassedly: "How can you say so exaggerated, our boss is actually very good to me, I ran more than a dozen shopping malls in Hongfeng, and Hongcheng Shopping Mall is willing to invite me, it turns out that I perform once a week, give two hundred yuan at a time, and include two meals, I have never been in arrears of wages, in fact, I am very grateful to him." ” Yang An said with emotion: "That's right, we have to be grateful to the people who have helped us, you have a good attitude, and I am very optimistic about your prospects on the road of comedy."

Xiaoying, what are you laughing at?"

Zhou Jinying covered her mouth and smiled: "Brother Yang, you are not very old, how can you talk like a little old man" Yang An was helpless: "Women will never understand the world of men."

Okay, okay, don't be poor, this episode, are you sure that there is no content of the performance" Speaking of performance, Zhou Jinci's face was filled with excitement, and he nodded and said, "I've chosen, I'll bring props this time, and Xiaoying will cooperate with me to perform at that time." ” Yang An came to be interested: "Yo, brothers and sisters are also performing mime" Zhou Jinying waved her hand and said: "I won't play, I'm just doing my brother a little favor, there is a remote control mechanism that I need to control." ” Yang An smiled: "When you rehearse later, I'll help you check the gates." ” "Nope" The brother and sister spoke in unison, looked at each other and smiled.

Yang An almost collapsed: "Hide everything from me one or two, like a thief" The brother and sister laughed, anyway, there is a saying in the program group, don't look at Yang An as a producer, in fact, he is the best bully There was really no way, Yang An couldn't find out what other people were performing, and he was too embarrassed to ask Duan Haishan, so he could only go back to Li Yue to say the right words.

Cao Xiaobao didn't come this time, and stayed in Lin Yun Club to help, because as soon as the show was broadcast the night before yesterday, Lin Yun Club was lively yesterday morning, and several other member units of the Lin Yun Club Quyi Alliance, the Red Maple Elderly Quyi Club, and the teachers of the Red Maple Quyi School, all ran to inquire about the news, and there were several groups of people, and Cao Shulin was busy enough.

What's even more exaggerated is that in just one day, the number of parents who asked how their children could come to Lin Yunshe to learn cross talk increased several times, and Cao Shulin wondered, it was just a TV show, and it only aired one episode, which made parents change their deep-rooted ideas Yang An quipped: "Li Yue, in these three months, don't think about going back to Lin Yunshe to talk about cross talk, just stay in the blue ocean, and help me think of new words all day long." ” Li Yue waved his hand: "Go and go, Lao Cao will arrange for me every Monday night, Li Yue's special show, a thousand yuan, you pay for my loss, I know you have money, but the enthusiastic female audience sent me flower blue, dolls, and chocolates, which brought spiritual enjoyment, and you couldn't give it to me."

Yang An almost laughed: "Big fat man, don't make trouble, your daughter-in-law knows that you have to have this idea, and she will definitely cut you" In the evening, after the program team sent a batch of boxed lunches, everyone ate and drank to their heart's content, and the second episode of Happy Comedians officially began to record.

After the director informed him that he could take the stage, Yang An appeared in front of the audience in a casual suit.

Oh The audience, as always, supported Yang An, stood up and cheered, applauded, and laughed at him.

Walking forward in the applause, Yang Anxin was very emotional, and he enjoyed the atmosphere very much.

The show Happy Comedian can now support almost half of the Chinese comedy industry, and the top comedy teams in the country are fighting here, which is very cruel and hard, but seeing the audience's enthusiastic performance, everything they do is worth it.

That's what comedy is all about "Thank you, please take a seat."

Yang An bowed back and forth and asked the audience to sit down.

The audience pool with a large crescent-shaped arc, there is an area in the front row, and all the guests and the families of the players are seated, Yang An saw a few acquaintances, smiled and waved hello to them.

The program team has such a rule that it is necessary to ensure that each group of contestants can perform comedy in the best state as much as possible and not be influenced by the outside world.

Facts have proved that each issue allows the contestants to bring their families to participate in the competition, and the program team buys air tickets and accommodation, which actually doesn't cost much at all, and it can also make the contestants in better condition.

"Yang An, I love you" A female audience member shouted loudly, causing a burst of laughter.

Yang An hurriedly said in that direction: "Okay, okay, I've heard your heart, let's talk about this issue in private, okay?"

"Yes" The female audience is crazy, no matter what Yang An said is true or not, if she can interact with her, she can still be on camera, as a die-hard fan, this is a huge pie falling from the sky, and her heart is so beautiful that she is bubbling.

The male audience also coaxed: "Yang An, I love you too" Yang An was startled, took a step back, and looked over there carefully, the buddy still raised his hand to signal, hey, a middle-aged man with glasses, with a stumbling appearance, and he didn't know how much he smiled.

"Come on, staff, please get all the fans who love me out and let them wait for me outside.

I'm scared to death, I'm going to host the show."

Yang An said helplessly, making these male audience all happy, and they all booed.

Enough trouble, Yang An officially introduced: "Good evening everyone, I'm Yang An, welcome to Lanhai Satellite TV's Happy Comedian Today's comedian ushered in the first knockout match, the cumulative number of votes in the two rounds of the game is added, and the last one is leaving."

To be honest, I can't bear to let any group of people leave, because everyone is a very good comedy team, and the performances are all excellent. ” At this time, the big screen behind the six groups of players listed the competition rankings, everyone looked at the appearance of these people, and they will remember what wonderful performances they had in the last issue.

Yang An said: "But the rules of the competition are like this, no one can change them, including me, Lin Yunshe ranked fifth in the last issue, if the audience still doesn't like my performance in this issue, I will be eliminated at the end of the two rounds."

Of course, I'll still host the show here, but I won't compete.

Okay, next, according to the ranking order of the previous game, applause, please laugh brother" S: Remember to vote for the recommendation: