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Zhou Jinci's dream began to shine into reality, the stage curtain rose, and the light was still dim.
It was a simple bedroom furnishings, with Zhou Jinci lying on the bed and sleeping soundly, with various movie images flashing quickly on the large screen on the background wall, while the noisy voice-over was constantly changing, like the ever-changing radio sound of a bumblebee.
Suddenly, the big screen in the background no longer changes, this is the opening scene of the Athens Olympics, and at the same time, a line of text appears, Zhou Jinci dreamed, he dreamed that he would become an Olympic javelin thrower.
Zhou Jinci jumped out of bed, warmed up by jumping on the spot to the accompaniment of the Olympic song, and then held the empty javelin in his hand and started to run, ready to throw the javelin.
He runs at an extremely slow speed, like a VCR slowing down tenfold.
He slowly raised his right hand from behind him, grabbed the javelin, and threw them one by one.
His face was distorted because of the force, his muscles were distorted, his mouth was wide open, and he let out a silent roar, just like the changes in the facial muscles of the 100-meter flyer Bolt when he crossed the line, and the high-definition camera played super slow movements, with distorted facial expressions, a comic sense of immediacy came to his face.
It only takes two or three seconds to throw the real javelin, but Zhou Jinci took a full half a minute to perform this move, until the end of the Olympic anthem.
The audience gave warm applause, although this paragraph may not be funny, but it was very shocking, and everyone was sighing that Zhou Jinci's physical coordination ability was too powerful "Real kung fu, big work" Jin Dabao shook his head in admiration in the lounge.
Bai Yutang also sighed: "I can manipulate my body to this extent, I'm afraid no one can do it, I want to worship him as a teacher."
Ma Xin smacked his tongue and said: "I doubt that when he learns these actions, he must have slowed down the VCR video ten times and then followed Zhou Jinci frame by frame is too powerful, and the mime can be made like this, I'm afraid there are not many in China." ” On the radio, Olympic javelin thrower Zhou Jinci broke the world record Zhou Jinci won a precious gold medal for the motherland Zhou Jin became an Olympic champion Zhou Jinci opened his arms and accepted the cheers and applause of the audience, he is a big hero who stands in the sky But no matter how much joy there is in a dream, there will always be a moment of destruction.
The soap bubble burst, everything returned to reality, Zhou Jinci continued to go back to bed to sleep, the big screen continued to flash, the noise continued to buzz, and it didn't take long for it to freeze again.
This time, it's an impassioned, common English song on the NBA court, with a big backdrop of the Bulls and Rockets battling each other on the big screen.
Zhou Jinci ripped off the athlete's clothes just now, revealing the Bulls jersey with the number printed on it, and the audience all cheered: "Jordan Jordan Jordan" Qiao Jinci stretched out his hand and picked up a void basketball from the shelf next to him, and the void patted it, and walked slowly, making shaking feints from time to time, occasionally dribbling under the crotch, or suddenly making a breakthrough to turn and pass, three steps to the basket, and throw the void basketball into the basket on the wall.
Wonderful Pretty Applause rang out, but Joe was not satisfied.
He ran, picked up the basketball from the side of the audience, he copied it with his hand, and then slapped it a few times in the low position, bent his waist was also straight, and quickly ran with the ball, the action was very skillful, this is a set of standard pick-up actions, the audience who understands basketball exclaimed, and sent praise.
Then, something happened that amazed everyone.
There seemed to be a very powerful defender in front of Zhou Jinci, he dribbled left and right, rushed forward, turned back, and was never able to break through.
The music suddenly changed and turned into an exciting heartbeat thump, Zhou Jinci's speed with the ball dropped instantly, and it became slow motion again, and even when he turned around, his speed was slower than that of a normal person A turning motion, a normal one second, he took five seconds.
But the hearts of the audience, in these five seconds, seem to think that it is just one second.
Broke through Zhou Jinci broke through with the ball With a soft snap, Zhou Jinci suddenly stopped moving, and a disc-sized prop stretched out from behind the wall next to him, just blocking his chest and abdomen, and sticking tightly with his body.
In the next second, Zhou Jinci took off as if by magic, his feet left the ground, and the whole person flew up "Impossible" The audience who didn't see the key props all stood up and exclaimed, and there were also bursts of amazement in the lounge, this Zhou Jinci actually flew up with the help of props And this flight is also an extremely slow flight Zhou Jinci floated in the air, like a real basketball flyer Jordan, holding the basketball in his hand, maintaining a slam dunk posture, touching the basket one by one, dunking vigorously, grabbing the basket frame with both hands, and hanging the whole person on it, even the action of throwing around was slow motion that slowed down Yang An used her eyes to find Zhou Jinying sitting under the stage, what she was holding in her hand was the remote control, with a nervous and worried expression on her face, and she was relieved until her brother hung on the basket.
It's a big deal Yang Anxin helped him with 10,000 likes, amazing, too powerful The audience was also really shocked, it doesn't matter what the props are, the most important thing is Zhou Jinci's performance, which is no different from ordinary people at normal speed, whenever he enters slow motion, he can still maintain a performance without many flaws, which must be completed with extremely high performance ability Applause rang out, and NBA superstar Joe Kim Ci led the Bulls to a big victory over the Rockets and won again syllable The dream was shattered again, and Zhou Jinci was lying in bed because the NBA superstar was still a dream he had.
The light gradually brightened, the sky was bright, the birds were chirping in the window, the annoying alarm clock was ringing, Zhou Jinci sat on the edge of the bed, thinking about last night's dream, constantly reminiscing, he kept laughing.
The dream is beautiful, but the reality is so cruel that a phone call makes him have to go out to work immediately.
Zhou Jinci changed into a full set of ugly costumes, put a simple ugly film mask on his face, and suddenly turned into an ugly man with a big flower face and a grinning face.
Before going out, Zhou Jinci also felt a red nose and stuck it on his face, all the preparations were completed, and he began to work in the real world.
The big screen in the background is a large shopping mall, full of people, and the style is extraordinary.
In the cheerful circus music dubbing, Zhou Jinci bends down, bows his head, shakes hands with the child of nothingness, sends out a balloon of nothingness, touches his head with a smile, and then waves goodbye to him.
If he meets a friend who is crying, Zhou Jinci will deliberately laugh no, he will pull out a long balloon from his waist, squeak out a cute balloon dog, and then give it to his friend in nothingness, in exchange for the most sincere smile, and then wave goodbye to his friend happily.
It was getting late again, and Zhou Jinci dragged his tired body home and threw himself on the bed.
At this moment, the background of the big screen reads: "Although the dream is out of reach, life still has to go on, no matter how difficult life is, I am willing to be a comedian who brings joy to everyone" Wonderful, shocking, moving The curtain fell, the performance ended, and the audience all stood up and gave Zhou Jinci applause and cheers, which lasted until he came out of the backstage and followed Yang An to the crescent-shaped stage, and the audience's applause still did not stop Yang Andao: "Maybe you don't know, before joining the comedian, Zhou Jinci's job was to play the ugly in the big shopping mall, and the audience of Hongfeng may have seen him, just at the entrance of the Hongcheng shopping mall, and he performs every week."
The audience let out exclamations, and Zhou Jinci said embarrassedly: "Since I joined the comedian, the boss hasn't let me go to work." ” Yang Anqi said: "You are so ugly, he doesn't want you, but you are the best group of people in the Chinese comedy industry, this boss has too bad eyes, right?"
Zhou Jinci explained: "No, no, no, in fact, my boss is very good, he knows that I want to participate in comedians, and agrees that I don't have to go to work until I am eliminated, and I will stay without pay."
Hahahaha The audience let out a good-natured laugh, one ugly, and suspended without pay, it seems to be funny, but the sadness and difficulty in it may only be experienced by people with similar experiences.
Yang An sighed: "You met a good Chinese boss, who pressed the remote control, your sister, where is she coming here, sister, come on stage, pull a ticket for your brother, you have a good brother" Zhou Jinying walked up to the stage shyly, stood beside Zhou Jinci, and her brother took her arm lovingly, gave her all the camera positions, and introduced the basic situation of her sister.
The audience praised her, she was a cute and beautiful girl "I hope everyone can vote for my brother, my brother has been doing pantomime alone all these years, no one has ever helped him, he has a really hard life, very hard" Zhou Jinying became more and more excited, tears flowed, and finally had to lean on Zhou Jinci's shoulder and choked up.
The brother and sister hugged each other, Zhou Jinci could also see sparkling tears in his eyes, the audience applauded thunderously, cheered endlessly, and some emotional female viewers even cried, tears were swaying, and quietly wiping them, all of which were captured by the cameraman.
Seeing this scene, Yang An was relieved, if nothing else, Zhou Jinci would achieve good results again in this issue, and he would definitely be able to avoid elimination After sending off the brother and sister, the fourth group of kungfu continued their funny martial arts story, continuing the content of the previous issue.
Of course, no matter how serial the set is, it must be good-looking, and the audience's liking is king, and any player is no exception Yang An is well aware of this truth, he is sitting on the side of the stage at the moment, his thoughts slowly drifting.
The next group is his cross talk, he and Li Yue have been preparing for four or five days, just waiting for this moment.
Because, he doesn't want to lose either S chasing more children's shoes, free appreciation votes and starting coins are there still 515 red envelope list countdown, I'll pull a ticket, ask for more and appreciation votes, and finally rush a handful: