The audience laughed endlessly, and there was no way to continue on stage, because the voices of the actors on stage could not suppress the audience, and when the audience laughed, the actors generally stopped talking and let the laughter fly for a while.
Cao Bao grabbed Yang An and motioned him to stop singing.
Then Cao Bao quietly looked at Cao Shulin, who was standing next to him smiling, and asked in a low voice, "Are you sure this is the song that my father taught you in the West Chamber?"
The accent of Cao Bao's sentence was placed on the word "my dad", so Yang An, Hou Jian, and Cao Bao on the stage were all peeking at Cao Shulin, but Cao Shulin was serious, and the old god was there. sigh The audience immediately booed, laughing, it turns out that this root is bad for you Yang An said with a serious face: "Of course you are sure that the Legend of the West Chamber, one of the four famous books of ancient China, it is usually my favorite book, and I am too familiar with the content, so there can be a mistake in this."
Poof Don't make trouble with the four famous novels, are there any Western Chambers in the four famous novels?
The audience's faces hurt with laughter.
Cao Bao was unhappy: "Is the Legend of the West Chamber one of the four famous novels, you bully me for not reading much, or what's the matter, you treat me as a fool?"
Yang An argued: "What's wrong, what's wrong, am I wrong, the four great masterpieces of ancient China, the Three Kingdoms Water Margin, the West Chamber, Jin Pinmei." ” Cao Bao interrupted him with a sigh: "Are these all the four famous novels, and what is the last one of yours, which one you like to watch the most?"
The audience in the audience is about to laugh crazy, forget about the West Chamber, why did you suddenly pop up a Jin Pinmei Yang An said: "Okay, good, the ancient Chinese classic The Legend of the West Chamber, this time it's always okay."
Cao Bao still didn't give up: "Although the title of the book is right, what kind of thing did you just sing?"
Yang An was even more puzzled: "The heroes and heroines of the West Chamber, Zhang Sheng, Cui Yingying, where did I sing the wrong friends, you are commenting, am I singing wrong?"
"That's right" sigh The audience coaxed, and Cao Bao also stood up and stopped him: "Okay, okay, keep singing" Yang An also kicked his nose in the face, pointing at Cao Bao and kept saying: "Look at your unhappy look, as if you can't sing the West Chamber, ask the audience, is the West Chamber?"
The audience shouted: "No" Yang An asked again: "Then can I sing?"
"Can Sing" The audience cheered again, laughing and listening.
"Really, don't stop singing a song, keep singing" Yang An cleared his throat and continued to sing: "This Zhang Xiucai in the second watch, hold the warbler in his arms, the warbler can be, the slave family is a chaste daughter, na, yes, yes, hold in your arms, hold in your arms, you are in your arms for nothing."
Zhang Xiucai, who is in the third watch, take off his gown, Yingying can be, the slave family is a chaste daughter, oh yes, take it off, take it off, you take it off for nothing.
This Zhang Xiucai in the fourth watch" Cao Bao hurriedly interrupted: "I can't take it off anymore."
Yang An stopped singing, and he didn't argue with Cao Bao to resist, so he swept more than 300 people with his eyes.
As expected, the audience all stood on Yang An's side, laughing loudly and shouting in unison: "Keep singing" "Listen to the voices of the masses, I have more than 300 comrades-in-arms" Yang An continued to sing: "This Zhang Xiucai in the fourth watch, take off your pants, Yingying can be, the slave family is a chaste daughter, oh yes, take it off, take it off, you take it off for nothing."
Okay, this is called Zhang Sheng's five watches."
Cao Bao reacted and immediately shouted, "It's not right" Hahahaha The audience laughed, and they all laughed back and forth, Yang An, do you want to make you so funny Make five watches You're obviously only four better, isn't it?
Cao Bao stretched out four fingers and shook them in front of Yang An: "Fourth watch, everyone heard it, this is just the fourth watch, right?"
The audience shouted: "Yes" Yang An touched the back of his head, looking very dazed: "It's only four more masters, he only taught me these few words, I can't sing in the back, you want to listen, find him" The spearhead instantly shifted to Cao Shulin, and at this moment, Yang An and Cao Bao took a step back in unison, and bowed to the audience at the same time to thank them, and the two finished their performances Hahahaha The audience was crazy with joy, and they all cheered and sent Lin Yunshe's warmest applause today The show on stage has not yet ended, a Zhang Sheng Cui Yingying made a five-watch watch, it was just an episode, it was a personal talent show of Yang An and Cao Bao, and when they finished performing, Cao Shulin and Hou Jian were connected.
Cao Shulin applauded lightly, walked to the teasing position, and said to Yang An: "Oh, yes, yes, you two behaved very relaxed just now, very natural" The audience interrupted in unison, shouting: "Make five watches" "Sing the Fifth Watch" The hall laughed, interrupting Cao Shulin's praise of Yang An.
Cao Shulin will not be afraid of this situation, he looked at the audience, looked at the sky, pinched his fingers again, and said impatiently: "It's not the fifth watch yet, what are you audience making trouble about, continue ours, good cross talk, you should interact and chat with the audience more" sigh The audience doesn't buy it, this trouble is a fresh burden, and there are some old cross talk fans present who have never heard of it, so of course they are anxious at this time, and they want to hear what is behind.
To paraphrase a sentence, I took off my pants on the fourth watch, why don't you stop Cao Shulin was interrupted for the second time and looked at the audience: "You really want to hear it" "Think" There are more than 300 spectators, all men and women are coaxing, people buy tickets to enter the venue, and the ones who pay are the uncles and aunts, and they have the right to listen to this Cao Shulin stood on tiptoe, looked left and right, and asked: "Is there an audience here, is there an audience from the Cultural Bureau, is there a staff member of the office of the Emperor and the Philippines, raise your hand and let me see, there is really one This is a traitor who the enemy has broken into our interior, so we can't make trouble, if we really make trouble, we should close the door and continue, you just performed okay."
The audience laughed miserably, Cao Shulin, who is not serious, knows that the gag changes the topic, but according to the consistent urine nature of cross talk, the burden of making five watches must not have been shaken out yet, don't worry, just wait patiently.
Even if Cao Shulin just refuses, isn't there a final comeback, and the audience can still heckle again, and today they have to hear what the fifth watch is making trouble, so everyone is willing to stop Cao Shulin continued to praise Yang An, pulled him aside and said: "You performed well just now, but I think there are places where you are too polite, we are teasing, it is us who is watching on the stage, and it is dispensable to praise anyone." ” Yang An was puzzled: "But I must have the help of the praising to complete this paragraph."
Cao Shulin said: "But you have to remember that all the performances must be our teasing, they can just stand there, even if the facial expression is paralyzed, it doesn't matter, the burden is shaken out by you, you can't let him have any chance to survive." ” Yang An was startled and gasped: "Cao Bao is your own son, you can do it."
The audience burst into laughter, and Cao Shulin had a serious face: "Even if Cao Bao is my son, you don't have to give me too much face, because this is a matter of principle."
Besides, it's best if you can't hold him up, I don't want him to talk to Hou Jian for a long time, I want to personally train him, let him join our teasing team, strengthen our strength, and increase the average appearance of our teasing team."
Yang An asked, "But how can I press him?"
Cao Shulin said: "You are stupid to press him loudly, don't let him talk, there are still many tricks, I'll tell you" The two walked away and talked in detail about all kinds of dirty methods, Hou Jian and Cao Bao came back to their senses at this time, and it was their turn to talk loudly.
Hou Jian said: "What you did just now was really good, but the audience gave all the applause to Yang An."
Let me tell you, we shouldn't be like this, we also have a trick to praise, you have to raise your voice in every sentence, you are in order to stir him, not only to raise the tone, but also to wait for him to just shake off the burden, you come out first, you will come out. ” Cao Bao suddenly realized: "It's just for the purpose of mixing, don't let him talk" Hou Jian was relieved: "The son can be taught, otherwise, how can you be popular Lin Yunshe, you are the most senior, there are so many senior brothers above, if you don't take the initiative to fight for it, when will you be able to get out?"
Hahahaha The audience looked at the different expressions of the four people on the stage, and they all smiled from ear to ear.
Hou Jian and Cao Bao, the master and apprentice, taught the experience of demolishing the stage on the stage, and Cao Shulin and Yang An next to them staged a martial arts film teaching, Cao Shulin told Yang An how to fight, how to fan people with a big mouth, how to kick, how to kick, although the two had nothing to say, they were only doing actions, but the audience understood at a glance that they would definitely fight later After the two sides finished discussing, Cao Shulin laughed: "Okay, or, let's give the children another chance" Hou Jian also laughed: "It's time for them to perform again, the fifth watch hasn't been sung yet."
The audience cheered and applauded, and watched Yang An and Cao Bao stand in the middle again and began.
As expected, as soon as Yang An finished introducing himself, Cao Bao raised his tone and argued.
Yang An was not to be outdone, his voice was louder, both of them were young men, you pointed at me, I pushed you, as soon as the blood surged, poof, the two of them pulled and fought.
Finally, Cao Shulin and Hou Jian pulled the two apart, and they didn't give up, Yang An and Cao Bao waved and kicked, and they didn't give up.
Cao Shulin said to the audience with an embarrassed face: "What about this, our Lin Yun Club is actually a united and harmonious organization, don't think badly, because your eyes will always deceive you."
Hahahaha This Nima is talking nonsense with his eyes open, this is all like this, and it is called unity, and the audience is happy.
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