"Surprise the local tyrant" "Wow rich man begging for gold thigh" "Will warm the bed, will be tied, strong technology, strong body, ask for local tyrants to support" "50,000 yuan is a bird's true love, this is definitely true love" On the live broadcast platform of Sohu.com, as long as you reward more than 50,000 yuan in a row, the whole platform will be broadcast once and set for 0 seconds.
All live broadcast rooms can see the red message: "Rong Feifei, I love you, you are the most perfect national goddess" It is rare to see a reward of 50,000 yuan on the live broadcast platform of Sohu.com, and netizens who don't know the truth have asked: "Who is Rong Feifei and the national goddess, what a big breath?"
"It is estimated that which stupid man is courting and spending 50,000 yuan on the whole platform is popular, rich people are really capricious" "Yo, this local tyrant seems to be a woman, or singer Li Xintong's live broadcast room, take a look" The popularity of the whole platform is the best advertisement, and some idle and bored netizens have chased it away.
More and more viewers who don't know the truth poured in, and found that many female fans in the chat area were sighing: "If I had heard this song a year earlier, my mother would not have been so passive now, too late, it's too late, it's a handful of blood and tears."
"Rong Feifei sings so well, this is the attitude that a perfect woman should have" "Great love lyrics, great love perfect women sisters, stand up" "It's such a joyful song, why did I cry when I heard it, I regret letting him succeed so easily, it's all tears" "Sing this song well, you have to play it to my roommate repeatedly, she holds her mobile phone all day and sighs, her heart is all hung on that stinky man, if she goes on like this, she will suffer sooner or later, I have to brainwash her with this song" "Oh my God, my boyfriend asked me out yesterday to share the evidence, I stupidly agreed to all the sisters, please teach me well, shouldn't I agree?"
Many female fans are reflecting on themselves and complaining.
Because of this song, I changed my previous concept and knew what it means to be reserved and precious in a woman.
"What's going on, what's going on?"
"Wow, there are so many girls and girls here, why are you crying so much, come and tell your brother that your brother is twenty centimeters, and he is the best at comforting people" "Isn't this person Li Xintong, it turns out that this is her live webcast" The masses who didn't know the truth quickly figured out what was going on here, and the flirtatious girl continued to chat in the chat area, and the yellow spit in her mouth was banned by the administrator, and those who wanted to listen to the song stayed to listen to it, and the number of people online increased a lot.
At this time, a barrage appeared: "I want to hear Teacher Lu sing" Li Xintong pursed his lips and smiled: "Teacher Lu will sing with the mysterious guests later, don't go away."
Li Xintong's live webcast advertisement on the homepage of Sohu was replaced in time, and a masked mysterious guest appeared side by side with Lu Xun on the picture.
The ads are very visually striking.
Many Sohu users saw this advertisement when browsing the homepage, and couldn't help but hit it in and joined Li Xintong's live broadcast room as tourists.
The questionnaire was also given in a timely manner in the live broadcast room, and Li Xintong asked everyone to guess who it was, driving the emotions of fans and interacting with fans.
As expected, the votes of the diva Mo Wen were far ahead, after all, Mo Wen was Li Xintong's senior sister and Lu Xun's friend.
It's no surprise that she'll be in the live room.
Other singers were also nominated, and only a few people filled in Yang An's name, for the simple reason that Lu Xun must be singing RA.
The mysterious man sang with Lu Xun, and he would definitely sing it, and with the appearance of Rong Feifei, Yang An's suspiciousness increased a lot.
"More than 10,000 people online in the live broadcast room" "That's more than 150,000.
Still counting" "The server data is stable, the bandwidth is normal, and the latency is normal" Sohu's engineers are constantly reporting monitoring data.
Everything is within the controllable range, the data is growing in an orderly manner, the chief director quietly wiped his sweat, fortunately, he was fully prepared before, so he didn't drop the chain Thousands of miles away in Yangcheng, on the taxi that had been blocked for half a day and walked 500 meters, Lin Ruoyu and Amei were listening to the master's complaints, and there was no word to take care of, and the master was like a chatter.
"It's rare to see such a blockage in Yangcheng" "I've been driving a taxi for seven years, and the most jammed time was when I ran into an eight-car rear-end collision, and the scene was so tragic."
"Girl, you are not in a hurry, the traffic jam is the most taboo, the mood is irritable, listen to more music and cross talk, and you will be calm."
When it is blocked for almost a while, who is not upset, at this time, it can be regarded as having Yangcheng Music Station, accompanied by the singing voices of Li Xintong and Rong Feifei, the two girls are in a good mood and can laugh a few words.
Li Xintong's voice came from the radio: "There is a mysterious guest to invite us, does anyone know him, brush up the barrage, and tell me loudly what his name is, yes, he is Yang An, everyone is welcome" Amei asked curiously, "Who is Yang An?"
Lin Ruoyu rolled her eyes, and was about to explain that he was the first guest of the Red Wolf National Tour, when she heard the master exclaim: "Yang An came to sing in cross talk" There was an exaggerated shout from the window of a private car next to him: "No, it's Yang An, a happy comedian."
Lin Ruoyu herself was confused and asked: "Yang An is a cross talker, not the singer Yang An" The master was very proud: "Anyway, the Yang An I know is cross talk, and it's very good, hey, it's too rare for young people who are willing to learn cross talk these years, I'm sure he will definitely become a famous comedy master in China in the future." ” Lin Ruoyu and Amei didn't know who this Yang An was at all, and Li Xintong said on the airwaves: "Haha, I saw your message, yes, that's right, he is singer Yang An, and he is also a cross talk actor Yang An, come, say hello to everyone" Yang An smiled: "In front of the computer, in front of the mobile phone, how are you doing, I love those viewers on your tree, please raise your hands and wave them, let me see how you are."
Li Xintong laughed: "Yang An, the audience on the tree will fall down if they raise their hands."
This is not your cross talk lecture hall, what song are you and Teacher Lu going to sing?"
Yang Andao: "Everyone knows that traffic jams are the most annoying, and I will sing a song of the five rings with Mr.
Lu today and give it to all friends who are stuck in traffic."
Have fun."
The song of the five rings in traffic jams What the hell is this Isn't the Five Rings the Olympics?
The audience almost fainted, and Lin Ruoyu and Amei burst out laughing.
The master also laughed straightly, pointed to the radio and said: "This is the style of Yang An's words, I really like to listen to him."
It seemed that a few private cars next to him were also listening to this program, and they laughed out loud, and the sound came outside the car.
The traffic jam is like this, it's annoying, who doesn't want to arrive at the destination early, when they heard Yang An and Lu Xun sing a song specially written for the traffic jam, everyone was full of inexplicable expectations.
Several cars also deliberately rolled down their windows and turned up the sound loudly, making the traffic jam on the road lively like a music festival.
The music sounded so abruptly, Lu Xun's voice came out, and the RA version of the song of the Five Rings was unveiled in front of the public for the first time The people blocking the road all followed Lu Xun's singing, I just want to go to the fifth ring.
Ten seconds later, the style of painting changed abruptly A completely different singing voice suddenly appeared, and a "ah" made everyone's eyelids jump “ Ah, five rings, you have one more ring than four Ah, five rings, you have one less ring than six rings ” Ha ha The taxi driver couldn't hold back. laughed: "Yang An is definitely singing, I can hear his voice" "Who's this?"
"Did you make any noise?"
"Hahahaha Five Rings" The same burst of laughter came from several cars next to it, and many people were chatting and laughing, shouting the five rings there.
Lin Ruoyu was confused by this song.
Amei sneered and woke her up, just in time to hear Yang An singing "What to do if you repair to the seventh ring", Lin Ruoyu's heart was also full of endless questions, just like Lu Xun kept singing "What to do, what to do, what to do, what to do".
Just wait to hear the next sentence announcing the results "You have two more rings than the five rings" Poof Lin Ruoyu didn't hold back, laughed out loud, and didn't care about her image at all.
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Hahahaha The master didn't want to hold back a smile anymore.
He laughed out loud, and didn't forget to laugh with his comrades in the car next to him, and everyone was amused by this nonsensical lyrics.
Traffic jams are no longer boring, accompanied by music and Yang An's singing, it seems that traffic jams have become a funny thing.
The melodic part of the song of the five rings is particularly simple, and when Yang An sang the second stanza, many people hummed along.
The same is true for Lin Ruoyu and Ah Mei, the two of them held back their laughter, and listened to Yang An humming there, and their minds actually made up the scene of Yang An singing in costumes.
I couldn't see the expression in the airwaves, but the audience in the live broadcast room had a blessing in their eyes, and they were really laughing miserably In the live broadcast room, Li Xintong sat on the edge and kept covering his mouth and laughing, Lu Xun sat in the middle with a serious microphone and was responsible for the singing part, Yang An stood on the other side, wearing a monitor headset on his head, and his two hands really made the posture of a pear garden play, the action was really in place, and the eyes were very This is Liyuan's real kung fu, but Yang An has only learned a superficial one, he is responsible for the song of the five rings, and Lu Xun is responsible for pretending to be deep, the contrast between the two is great, and the comedy effect is also the strongest.
After Yang An finished singing the second paragraph, it was Lu Xun's turn to sing the part: " How many people know that there are tigers in the mountains, but they prefer to go to the tiger mountains, I know that the fifth ring is blocked, and this way home is not a one-way street.
Fortress, just fortress, hum, I'm not worried, I haven't washed my car in my life, my car is not clean, Ang smoked this cigarette and looked so calm, The bitter smile here, spit out a sigh, What else do you want to watch, obediently eating your pancakes in the car, Hurry up to the fifth ring, because maybe the first to win, I drove the car up the fifth ring, Hurry up and drive the car up the fifth ring, I don't care about anything, I just want to go to the fifth ring.
Lu Xun's sense of rhythm is very good, and he sang this song with his own feelings, and many listeners who were stuck in traffic on the road had a bad resonance after laughing.
To be continued.
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