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The following content is the splicing content, make up the number of words, make up the number of words, make up the number of words, make up the number of words The joyful comedian is recording the latest episode of the show.
It was Yang An's turn to cross talk with Li Yue.
The two of them worked directly for a long time, and the audience laughed at the beginning.
Listening to Yang An learn a new song, Li became more and more interested: "Yo yo, you can sing at the beginning, or you can give everyone a paragraph" The 500 spectators cheered and shouted, "Here's a while."
Yang An twisted. rolled up his cuffs and said, "Okay, this big move is going to be released today, just sing it, this song is called the West Chamber" Li Yue was anxious: "The story of the West Chamber is still called the opening song, and it will take an hour to sing the whole song."
The audience dozed off."
The audience laughed, there are countless later recreated versions of the West Chamber, and there is too much content that can be played.
I just don't know what this version of Yang An sings is.
Yang An: "Don't worry, I'll only sing one part of it, which is called the applause of the five watches."
Ooh The audience cheered and gave applause to Yang An, everyone had only heard Yang An sing pop songs, and they had never heard the opening song of cross talk, and they all cheered up. fraction Yang An cleared his throat and began to sing: "This Zhang Xiucai in the first watch jumped over the pink wall."
Yingying can be, the slave family is a chaste daughter, oh yes, jump over, jump over, you jumped over for nothing" The audience burst into laughter Thunderous applause Everyone in the lounge was dumbfounded.
Yang Anzhen sings and sings so well It doesn't matter if the melody is good, who is called Yang An or a singer-songwriter But let's listen to the lyrics, in the first watch, Zhang Xiucai, jumping over the wall and meeting Yingying, I'm going, what is this, who can tell them, what is this Zhang Sheng and Cui Yingying's tryst and make five watches "No, Brother Yang, he actually sings this kind of song," Ma Xin couldn't believe his ears Northeast laughed so hard that he fell on the sofa and couldn't sit up: "Ouch, my mom, I'm really convinced of him, no, I'm out of breath laughing."
Jin Dabao grinned, laughed, and kept applauding: "I like this and continue to sing, sing until the fifth watch" The audience laughed endlessly, Li Yue grabbed Yang An, and asked cautiously: "This is the fifth watch of the West Chamber" Yang An looked serious: "That's right, everyone has read the West Chamber, the four ancient Chinese classics, I like to watch it the most" The four famous novels, don't make trouble, okay, is there a story of the West Chamber, and the audience's faces hurt with laughter.
Li Yue was angry: "You are less Meng, my four famous novels don't have the West Chamber, and what are you singing, Zhang Xiu is Zhang Shengying, Yingying is Cui Yingying" Yang An was even more puzzled: "That's right, the hero and heroine of the West Chamber, where did I sing the wrong audience friends, you comment, did I sing wrong?"
That's right The audience coaxed, Li Yue also stood up, and stopped him: "Okay, okay, you continue to sing, anyway, if the content is wrong, the director will cut you out."
Yang An slapped Li Yue: "What are you blind, you clicked and cut it, it seems that the West Chamber can't sing, friends, is the West Chamber?"
Audience: "No" Yang An asked rhetorically: "Then can I sing?"
"Can Sing" The audience cheered again, and everyone listened happily.
Yang An continued to sing: "This Zhang Xiucai in the second watch, hold the warbler in his arms, the warbler can be, the slave family is a chaste daughter, na, yes, yes, hold in your arms, hold in your arms, you are in your arms for nothing."
Zhang Xiucai, who is in the third watch, take off his gown, Yingying can be, the slave family is a chaste daughter, oh yes, take it off, take it off, you take it off for nothing. ” Li Yue hurriedly interrupted: "Don't take off your gown" Yang An stopped singing, and he didn't resist, so he swept the five hundred audience with his eyes, and as expected, the five hundred warriors shouted in unison: "Keep singing" Yang An spread his hands and was very proud: "Listen to the call of the masses This Zhang Xiucai in the fourth watch, take off your pants, Yingying can be, the slave family is a chaste daughter, Na Ya Ya Yo, take it off, take it off, you take it off for nothing."
Okay, this is called Zhang Sheng's five watches, the singing is not good, don't laugh everyone" Li Yue reacted and immediately shouted, "It's not right" Hahahaha The audience laughed, laughing one by one, leaning forward and back, Yang An, do you want to make you so funny, this is a joke for the fifth watch, you are obviously only four, is it better Li Yue stretched out four fingers: "Fourth watch, everyone heard it, this is just the fourth watch, right?"
The audience shouted: "Yes" Li Yue rolled up his sleeves and said: "There is also the fifth watch, you have taken off your pants in the front, and I will see how you sing the fifth watch in the back."
Yang An asked, "Really sing" Li Yue pushed him: "Nonsense, everyone is waiting, sing quickly" Yang An sighed: "No, unless the user who watches the pirated version goes to see the genuine version, the author has no money to eat, and he can't let me sing the five watches."
The two bowed: "I implore all book friends to move, go, read genuine books, and the two of us will naturally send them after the fifth watch."
The audience applauded thunderously "Come on, send a flower basket" "Reward Brother Yang" "Must be fully subscribed" The audience was moved, tears fell down, and they expressed their support I hope you can support genuine reading, thank you I hope you can support genuine reading, thank you I hope you can support genuine reading, thank you I hope you can support genuine reading, thank you I hope you can support genuine reading, thank you I hope you can support genuine reading, thank you I hope you can support genuine reading, thank you Zhang Xiucai in the first watch jumped over the pink wall.
Yingying can be, the slave family is a chaste daughter, na, yes, yo, jump here, jump over, you jumped over in vain Zhang Xiucai in the second watch, hugged Yingying in his arms, Yingying can be, the slave family is a chaste daughter, na, yes, yes, hold in your arms, hold in your arms, you are in your arms in vain.
Zhang Xiucai, who is in the third watch, take off his gown, Yingying can be, the slave family is a chaste daughter, oh yes, take it off, take it off, you take it off for nothing.
Zhang Xiucai, in the fourth watch, take off his pants, Yingying can be, the slave family is a chaste daughter, na, yes, take it off, take it off, you take it off for nothing.
In the fifth watch, this Zhang Xiucai, lala, la Well, this is called Zhang Sheng's five watches to be continued
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