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The following is a spliced content The joyful comedian is recording the latest episode of the show.
It was Yang An's turn and Li Yue to talk about cross talk, and the two of them worked directly for a long time, which made the audience laugh at the beginning.
I heard that Yang An learned a new little song again, and Li became more and more interested: "Yo yo, you can sing at the beginning, or you will give everyone a paragraph."
The 500 spectators cheered and shouted, "Here's a while."
Yang An twisted, rolled up his cuffs, and said: "Okay, this big move is about to be released today, just sing it, this little song is called the West Chamber."
Li Yue was anxious: "The story of the West Chamber is still called the opening song, and it will take an hour to sing the whole song, and the audience will doze off."
The audience laughed, there are countless later versions of the West Chamber, and there is too much content that can be played, but I don't know what this version sung by Yang An is.
Yang An said: "Don't worry, I'll only sing a small part of it, which is called the applause of the fifth watch."
Ooh The audience cheered and gave applause to Yang An, everyone had only heard Yang An sing pop songs, and they had never heard the opening song of cross talk, and they all cheered up. fraction Yang An cleared his throat and began to sing: "This Zhang Xiucai in the first watch jumped over the pink wall."
Yingying can just say, the little slave family is a chaste daughter, nay, yes, yo, jump over, jump over, you jumped over in vain" The audience burst into laughter Thunderous applause Everyone in the lounge was dumbfounded.
Yang Anzhen sings and sings so well It doesn't matter if the melody is good, who is called Yang An or a singer-songwriter But let's listen to the lyrics, in a watch, Zhang Xiucai, jumping over the wall and meeting Yingying, I'm going to go What is this talking about, who can tell them, what is this talking about, Zhang Sheng and Cui Yingying's tryst will make five watches "No, Brother Yang, he actually sings such a little song," Ma Xin couldn't believe his ears Xiao Dongbei laughed so hard that he fell on the sofa and couldn't sit up: "Ouch, my mom, I'm really convinced of him, no, I'm out of breath with laughter."
Jin Dabao grinned, laughed, and kept applauding: "I like this and continue to sing, sing until the fifth watch" The audience laughed endlessly, Li Yue grabbed Yang An, and asked cautiously: "This is the fifth watch of the West Chamber" Yang An looked serious: "That's right, everyone has read the West Chamber, the four ancient Chinese classics, I like to watch it the most" The four famous novels, don't make trouble, okay, is there a story of the West Chamber, and the audience's faces hurt with laughter.
Li Yue was angry: "You are less Meng, my four famous novels don't have the West Chamber, and what are you singing, Zhang Xiu is Zhang Shengying, Yingying is Cui Yingying" Yang An was even more puzzled: "That's right, the hero and heroine of the West Chamber, where did I sing the wrong audience friends, you comment, did I sing wrong?"
That's right The audience coaxed, Li Yue also stood up, and stopped him: "Okay, okay, you continue to sing, anyway, if the content is wrong, the director will cut you out."
Yang An slapped Li Yue: "What are you talking nonsense, you clicked and cut it, it seems that the West Chamber can't be sung, friends, is the West Chamber?"
Audience: "No" Yang An asked rhetorically: "Then can I sing?"
"Can Sing" The audience cheered again, and everyone listened happily.
Yang An continued to sing: "This Zhang Xiucai in the second watch, put Yingying in his arms, Yingying can just say, the little slave family is a chaste daughter, na, yes, yes, hold in your arms, hold in your arms, you are in your arms for nothing."
Zhang Xiucai, who was in the third watch, took off his gown, and Yingying said that the little slave was originally a chaste daughter, so take it off, take it off, take it off, you took it off for nothing. ” Li Yue hurriedly interrupted: "Don't take off your gown" Yang An stopped singing, and he didn't resist, so he swept the five hundred audience with his eyes, and as expected, the five hundred warriors shouted in unison: "Keep singing" Yang An spread his hands and was very proud: "Listen to the voices of the masses, this Zhang Xiucai in the fourth watch, take off your pants, Yingying can just say, the little slave family is a chaste daughter, oh yes, take it off, take it off, you take it off for nothing."
Okay, this is called Zhang Sheng's five watches, the singing is not good, don't laugh everyone" Li Yue reacted and immediately shouted, "It's not right" Hahahaha The audience laughed, laughing one by one, leaning forward and back, Yang An, do you want to make you so funny, this is a joke for the fifth watch, you are obviously only four, is it better Li Yue stretched out four fingers: "Fourth watch, everyone heard it, this is just the fourth watch, right?"
The audience shouted: "Yes" Li Yue rolled up his sleeves and said: "There is also the fifth watch, I took off my pants in the front, and I see how you sing the fifth watch in the back."
Yang An asked, "Really sing" Li Yue pushed him: "Nonsense, everyone is waiting, hurry up and sing" Yang An sighed: "No, unless the user who watches the pirated version goes to see the genuine version, the author has no money to eat, and it is impossible for him to let me sing the five watches."
The two bowed: "I implore all book friends to move, go, read genuine books, and the two of us will naturally send them after the fifth watch."
The audience applauded thunderously "Come on, send a flower basket" "Reward Brother Yang" "Must be fully subscribed" The audience was moved, tears fell down, and they expressed their support I hope you can support genuine reading, thank you I hope you can support genuine reading, thank you I hope you can support genuine reading, thank you I hope you can support genuine reading, thank you I hope you can support genuine reading, thank you I hope you can support genuine reading, thank you I hope you can support genuine reading, thank you Zhang Xiucai in the first watch jumped over the pink wall.
Yingying can just say, the little slave family is a chaste daughter, na, yes, hop over, jump over, you jumped over in vain Zhang Xiucai, the second watch, hugged Yingying in his arms, Yingying can just say, the little slave family is a chaste daughter, na, yes, yes, hold in your arms, hold in your arms, you are in your arms in vain.
Zhang Xiucai, who was in the third watch, took off his gown, and Yingying said that the little slave was originally a chaste daughter, so take it off, take it off, take it off, you took it off for nothing.
Zhang Xiucai in the fourth watch, take off her pants, Yingying can just say, the little slave family is a chaste daughter, na, yes, take it off, take it off, you take it off for nothing.
In the fifth watch, this Zhang Xiucai, la, la Make up the word count Well, this is called Zhang Sheng's five watches to be continued
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