Yang An rolled up his sleeves and asked with a grin: "When we come back, there will be another one in the hall, may I ask the two, this time it is a man or a woman."
Cao Shulin scolded with a smile: "Why are you so poor, whatever you say, whether it's a man or a woman, who do you love?"
Yang An smiled: "Then it's still a man, let's go to the toilet later, right, this male audience sat down, his face was worried, he was uneasy, looked at us, and didn't dare to say anything."
I said, this friend, please listen to the cross talk down there, don't make trouble, you can't run away from a fight, I have more people in the background than you" The audience chuckled, and Cao Shulin really sighed: "It's a joke, but it's very sad."
Yang An said: "This male audience is actually very good, he didn't go to the toilet, and he didn't even dare to drink a sip of water, for fear of being beaten." ” Hou Jian gave a thumbs up: "Good comrade, don't make trouble" Yang An glanced at Hou Jian: "But after listening to the cross talk for a while, his mobile phone rang, and it was still a call from his daughter-in-law to check the post, and he had to answer it, this request is not too much."
Cao Shulin and Hou Jian were speechless, and their mobile phones rang, which was indeed much better than going to the toilet.
Yang An said proudly: "Although the audience is afraid, but the daughter-in-law's inspection call is even more terrifying, he first smiled at me flatteringly, and then whispered, hey, daughter-in-law, I'm listening to cross talk really, let me tell you, I spent fifteen yuan to charter the venue today and hired thirteen people to tell me cross talk."
Some of the audience laughed, and the rest all chuckled, while also giving applause to the three to encourage them.
The applause gradually became louder, and many people could understand their difficulty, especially several seniors in the cross talk industry, who heard this little joke, all sighed and sighed in the audience, and their eyes were red.
Cross talk was still booming twenty or thirty years ago, at that time, the people of the country had poor entertainment means, except for these limited things, there was no other way at all, these cross talk artists opened a teahouse, stationed in a small theater, at least they could call themselves artists, run commercial performances all over the country, and earn food and clothing.
Since more than ten years ago, cross talk has declined, and the small theaters of teahouses have been closed one after another, like this situation where more than a dozen people say to an audience, theater teahouses around the country are not met once or twice, and many cross talk artists have experienced this embarrassing scene, and there are no grains, and there are more doors.
Today is Lin Yun Club's bitter and sweet meeting, Yang An used this set of jokes to show the difficulties of Lin Yun Club in the early days of entrepreneurship, which is particularly real and credible, with a sad smile on his face, and the atmosphere suddenly became cold.
At this time, the female audience in the audience took the phone and bent over to leave.
Yang An just finished speaking, feeling a little sensational, and beckoned in that direction: "Hey girl, wait a while, why are you leaving again, where are you going, you will come back to me" The audience laughed, and the little sadness that had just been generated was diluted again.
The three people on the stage were stunned, and Cao Shulin muttered, "This girl went to the toilet." ” Hou Jian, the old dirty turtle, answered in time: "Let's not follow the past" sigh The audience booed, these undisciplined guys really wanted to go to the toilet with other girls After a few seconds of shouting, no one spoke on the stage, Cao Shulin was strange, and motioned to Yang An: "You are funny, talking" Yang An put his hand in his sleeve and shrugged: "Isn't this paused, wait for her to come back, let's not be idle, let's fight the landlord." sigh The audience booed again, today's suspended stalk must have been played bad by Yang An, and if anyone in the cross talk world wants to renovate it in the future, I'm afraid they won't be able to pass Yang An's version Originally, Cao Shulin wanted to blame, but another gentleman came over on the other side, who should have left just now and come back now.
Yang An breathed a sigh of relief, pointed in the direction of the gentleman, and the expression on his face was quite soothing: "Ah, great, there is another one here, the number of people is balanced, it can be said" The audience all laughed and applauded, talking nonsense about a serious matter, the cross talk actor is the most powerful, and bragging is nothing more than that.
Next, Yang An said: "I just talked about the most difficult period in the beginning of Lin Yunshe, at that time it was really not easy to talk about cross talk, not only the audience is small, the income is not high, in addition, the requirements for our cross talk actors are also high. ” Cao Shulin nodded frequently: "That's right" Hou Jian sighed: "That's it" Yang An said: "The cross talk is all based on lip service, the three of us will stop here, tell a scene with our mouths, outline a picture, and bring the audience to our story world."
Experienced artists like you are certainly fine, but the audience knows that my basic skills are not good, and it is inevitable that I will make mistakes when I speak.
What if it's wrong?"
Cao Shulin asked suspiciously: "Yes, what should I do?"
The audience chuckled, and everyone wanted to know what would happen to Yang An, whether to apologize, or to compensate for overtime, or to laugh at it Yang An said seriously: "If you don't refund the ticket, alas, I'm afraid that someone will stand up and say refund, that's not good, if you say it's wrong, you won't refund the ticket, and it is our service tenet." sigh The audience coaxed and laughed, this Nima stinks, and there is a non-refundable ticket, and the purpose of service is too streamlined "Refund" "I want a refund" The sound of ticket refunds came and went one after another in the audience, and everyone was coaxing, deliberately teasing Yang An.
Yang An looked over, there are a handful of people in the entertainment industry who are making trouble, who will take the lead?
This uncle is like a naughty boy, he was ridiculed by Yang An at the Golden Eagle Festival a few years ago, and he almost collapsed, and today he seized the opportunity to fight back, just to coax Yang An couldn't cry or laugh: "Uncle Zhang Jiayi, you come up for me, this is the first show, you ruined me for a good start, are you embarrassed that you don't mean to make trouble, and you will refund the ticket, I have more than a dozen people in the background, shouldn't I beat you up, and the temper of our cross talk actors is better, change to other service industry practitioners, and rush down with your sleeves" Zhang Jiayi couldn't open his eyes with laughter, the audience laughed, applause was like thunder, Yang An's aggrieved appearance was obviously cheap and pretending to be pitiful, which made everyone laugh.
The opening show was so joyful, Yang An teased for a while, and then became a joker, changing Cao Shulin to tease, he and Hou Jian followed with a small and a big next to him, which also caused bursts of laughter.
Su Momo and Li Yuxuan in the audience didn't stop the whole process, their faces hurt from laughter, and the two girls laughed so much that they supported each other, and they lost their temper several times.
Li Yuxuan's depression during this time was swept away, her favorite idol is so powerful, whether it is talking cross talk on stage or playing variety shows on TV, it is so perfect, how can she not love it If you are looking for a boyfriend, you should find Yang An, Li Yuxuan is even more determined in this idea, and the person sitting next to her is Zhao Ang, Mu Jianmin's cousin, who is also a rich second generation, seems to be very interested in her, and she can also feel it from Su Momo's cunning hints.
"If he can have one-tenth of Yang An's, I can consider dating him" Li Yuxuan thought to herself, she wanted to continue to be reserved, but on the stage, Yang An threw out a burden to amuse her, and she couldn't stop at all After Yang An performed the first show, he didn't go on stage to perform properly, but his hosting skills became deeper and deeper, his words and deeds became more and more calm, and he firmly controlled the rhythm on the stage, and every guest on stage was very satisfied.
Half an hour later, Li Yuxuan's patience gradually disappeared, and the cross talk on stage sounded good, but they were all apprentices of Lin Yunshe, and their cross talk skills were still far from catching up with the two masters Cao Shulin and Hou Jian, and their flexibility and adaptability could not catch up with hosts like Yang An, so in terms of excitement, many programs really couldn't catch up with the first one.
The running man was about to play, Li Yuxuan took out her mobile phone from her bag, put on headphones, and prepared to take a look.
Zhao Ang next to him leaned over and asked in a low voice: "I have a big tablet here, it looks comfortable, I will lend it to you."
Li Yuxuan hesitated and was reserved, but Zhao Ang couldn't help but say, took out the latest tablet, the kind with 4G traffic, and stuffed it into her hand.
It's always bad to push and shout, if you touch your body in the push, Li Yuxuan will be even more embarrassed, she is wearing a short skirt today, and her white thighs are exposed, thin and long, I don't know how many men's eyes have been attracted.
Su Momo leaned over and whispered: "I created the opportunity for you, you have to take advantage of it."
Li Yuxuan glanced at her, thanked Zhao Ang beside her, and looked serious.
Running Man is very interesting, this issue is a special feature of the Tiantian Brothers, Li Yuxuan was very familiar with Wang Han when she was still studying, and she was also infatuated with Wang Han, a mature big brother, but now with Yang An, she will empathize with her, although everyone appears in the same show, but her focus is almost all on Yang An.
When the show ended up in the spy game tearing the name card, as soon as the double agent setting of Ou Di and Yang An came out, Li Yuxuan thought of something.
She took off her headphones and asked Su Momo beside her, "We saw Odie just now, right?"
Su Momo thought for a while: "It seems that yes, I saw him go to the backstage direction."
What's wrong?"
Li Yuxuan wondered: "Brother Wang Han didn't come to cheer today, but why did Ou Di come?"
This question has continued until the end, the 10th anniversary, lively for two hours, always has to end, Yang An announced the beginning of the last link, and it is also the most important link for Lin Yunshe to invite guests today, so that all relatives and friends can witness the apprenticeship Lin Yun Society's exhibition to this day, it is time to recruit disciples, promote glory, and harvest.
Cao Shulin and Hou Jian sat on the two chairs on the stage, and the old apprentices of the two walked out of the backstage one after another, standing on both sides, and then the new apprentices entered.
The photographer gave a huge close-up of the camp of the twenty-four new apprentices, and the audience was in an uproar.
The first one to walk in turned out to be Odi And the teacher he worships is Cao Shulin, which is to be continued
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