The six people got into the van and took out their arrest warrants, laughing uncontrollably.
The normal charges are Brother Hu and Guan Xiaotong, one is too handsome, the other is without makeup, everyone can accept it, the nonsensical is Peng Yuyan's crime of too many muscles, and Shabei's crime of stealing chickens, everyone joked for a long time, squeezed each other, and there was laughter and laughter in the car.
"That's right, Dabao?"
"He should still be at the airport."
"He got off the plane at half past seven, and it was almost nine o'clock at this time, so he must have arrived, you say, what crime did he commit?"
"Dabao, he has committed too many sins to count" Everyone laughed for a while, and they didn't have to think about it, the production team would definitely not spare the game Black Hole Gold Dabao.
Sure enough, everyone guessed correctly, at the door of the Red Maple Uprising Revolutionary Memorial Hall, Jin Dabao was dragging his suitcase, hiding in the corner of the doorpost, shivering from the cold: "Is there a mistake, my brother, I was dragged here by you just after getting off the plane, and I didn't even drink hot water, you want to freeze me to death, where is the Red Maple Uprising, what does this mean let me uncover the uprising?"
Hongfeng Uprising Revolutionary Memorial Hall, which was excited by the Yangcheng Uprising and Jiangcheng Uprising, when all parts of the country were responding, Hongfeng also followed the trend and made trouble, and the famous patriotic general Major General Zhang Sanfeng fired the first shot of the revolution, which has far-reaching significance for the people of Hongfeng.
Two cars drove over from afar, stopped with double flashes, and Li Yifeng got out of the car and walked towards Jin Dabao.
"Golden Treasure" "Well, you're Li Yifeng."
"Arrest him Jin Dabao, in the first season of Running Man, you were the first to go out in five phases, your strength is too weak, and you give up on yourself, you are willing to sit on the title of gastart, you don't want to make progress, you don't want to be motivated, you have lowered the overall IQ of all the team members of the running man, you are guilty of IQ" Listening to Li Yifeng count his crimes, Jin Dabao's mouth couldn't close at all, and he couldn't even say the words of protest, he actually muttered: "My brother, what you said is so reasonable, I was speechless."
Li Yifeng's stomach was about to hurt with laughter, and he continued to read: "In addition, if you are too short, you will lower the average height of the running man, and you will not work as hard as Shabei to improve your height, short crime."
Short, blame me for my bad genes, poor when I was a child, malnourished, I also want to grow taller Jin Dabao originally felt ridiculous, when he heard about Shabei, he smiled: "Shabei worked hard to improve his height, how to work hard to improve do you know, he has two pairs of height insoles in his bag all year round 5 cm 5 cm thick" Li Yifeng couldn't help laughing, a little nervous, and hurriedly turned his face sideways, taking the opportunity of touching his chin to cover it up, fortunately this is not a live broadcast, all the videos can be edited.
He said: "Also, if you look too ugly, you will lower the average appearance of a running man, and you will be guilty of being an ugly man."
Jin Dabao couldn't cry or laugh: "It's also my fault that I'm ugly, my wife praises me every day for being a beautiful man."
Li Yifeng shouted loudly: "There are also two stupid failures, four unlucky times, according to the provisions of Article 7 of Chapter 14 of the Running Man Law, a total of more than 20 crimes, punished for several crimes, taken away" "Wow, wow, let go of me" Forcibly dragged to the prisoner car, Jin Dabao was still struggling, and did not forget to remind the staff not to forget his suitcase.
As soon as he opened the car door, he looked at each other, and within three seconds burst into laughter.
"What sin to tell the truth" "Dabao, be honest" Jin Dabao stammered in the face of everyone's inquiries: "Uh, IQ crime" Poof Guan Xiaotong was the first to laugh crookedly in his seat, and the others were also speechless, so they could only giggle.
Yang An held back a smile and asked, "What else?"
Jin Dabao was aggrieved again, crying with a sad face: "Saying that I am short, saying that I am ugly, this is also a crime that I am wronged."
There was only laughter in the car, and everyone was right, saying that Jin Dabao had committed too many crimes, and as expected, Dabao, Dabao, can you be a little more motivated Laughing all the way, the business car was driving on Hongfeng Street, Yang An had been sitting in the car for almost two hours, and he complained: "Is there a mistake, my butt hurts before it arrives" As soon as the words fell, the vehicle turned into a pitch-black unit on the side of the road, and the doorman raised the guardrail and let the convoy in.
"Red Maple University of Technology" Sha Bei's eyes were sharp, and he saw a temporary billboard hanging next to the guard's room: "This is the new campus of Polytechnic University."
Everyone looked around, a very unfamiliar environment, the most familiar with the red maple were Yang An and Sha Bei, although the other people were also ready to buy a house in the red maple, but after all, they had not lived here for too long, and other major businesses were not here.
Yang An looked at it for a long time, nodded and said, "It seems to be yes, but it shouldn't have been long since this place was repaired, shouldn't the university town be moved over this summer vacation?"
This is indeed the new campus of Hongfeng University of Science and Technology, the municipal government has allocated thousands of acres of land, which is quite large, opened up a large stadium, built a U-shaped large teaching building group, the main body has a total of seven floors, I am afraid there are thousands of vacant rooms, and the lights are brilliant at the moment.
There was no tour guide introduction, no D explanation, the convoy drove slowly, the driver drove to the front, and slowly stopped at the edge of the square in front of the main building.
There was a group of black-clothed people standing in the square, more than thirty, forming a small phalanx, all with serious expressions, and the front row of people was still carrying handbags, patiently waiting for the vehicle in the cold wind.
"Do you have any surprises, not a single student?"
"Yes, yes, this seems to be a newly built campus, and the students must not have moved here yet, and I suspect that it has not even been renovated."
"What are they doing?"
While everyone was still speculating, the car door was opened by Li Yifeng, and Captain Chen shouted: "Jin Dabao, come out" Jin Dabao was ignorant, and walked out of the car with some trepidation, the man in black took him away, and stuffed a cloth bag into his hand, he opened it on the spot, and asked, "What kind of prison uniform is this?"
The man in black took him to a room on the east side of the third floor, which was a small room of only fifteen square meters at most, with a marching bed, tables, chairs, benches, computer speakers, books, paper, trash cans and other objects, nothing else, it looked like it was not bad, but after the man in black pushed Jin Dabao in, he locked the fence door, which turned out to be a prison "Hey, hey, you really shut me up and let me out, I want to go to the toilet," Jin Dabao screamed, pulling the fence with both hands and shaking constantly, but there was only a dinging sound, and the man in black stood in the corridor at the door, standing against the wall, ignoring Jin Dabao's request.
Jin Dabao was the most unlucky, to be honest, on the plane at half past 4 o'clock in the afternoon, he had a free dinner on the plane in the middle, because he was greedy and cheap, he asked for free orange juice three more times, and before he had time to go to the toilet on the plane, he was taken on the car by the pick-up person, sent to the uprising memorial, and was sent to this prison as a criminal The other six people were also concocted by the production team in the same way, each of them was divided into a separate room, and no one knew what the task was today.
Peng Yuyan banged on the fence gate, crying and laughing: "Don't you want to be so ruthless, today is the first day of the new year, is it necessary to lock us up?"
No one paid any attention Guan Xiaotong sat on the marching bed, spread his hands at the hidden camera and smiled: "In the second season, Running Man began to welcome him with prison, which is quite creative" Zhang Yishan leaned against the fence gate, trying to get something out of the guard's mouth, but he tried to pull it off, but unfortunately he failed.
Yang An casually flipped through the newspapers on the table, yesterday's Red Maple Morning News, and a Global Times, a stack of different books, a three-body complete set of three, and Ken Follett's four best-selling novels were placed together.
He casually flipped through a copy of Operation Jackdaw and read softly, "Dieter looked at a string of meaningless strings and said: they can't decipher this kind of password, he uses a one-time codebook.
Wow, in this prison, show me this declassified book, is this implication, or explicit" Everyone else also behaves differently, everyone has a different mentality, and their ideas are even more different, Shabei is one of the most typical representatives, after he entered the prison, he was first startled by the sound of the fence door locked behind him, and when he looked back, he confirmed that the two guards were waiting on the left and the right, and he smiled instead.
"Oops, this place is not bad" Sha Bei walked around a small room of more than ten square meters, electric kettle, computers, newspapers, books and magazines are readily available, there are also advertising posters of Girls' Generation and several girl groups on the wall, the marching bed is elastic, he lay down, and groaned: "Comfortable, what time is it at ten o'clock at this time, wait for half an hour, I will definitely be sleepy to death, drink" This one yawned, don't want to be comfortable, Sha Bei came to the strength, stretched out with a big grin, lay down for five seconds, suddenly sat up, looked through the cloth bag brought in, and took out a set of red prison uniforms, and the name tag of "Sha Bei" was written on the vest.
"It turned out to be a change for this" Shabei began to take off his coat and woolen coat, fold it neatly, and put it on top of the table, and the same scene played out in other rooms, and the first thing a person must know when he arrives in an unfamiliar environment.
Ulla Ulla Ulla At ten o'clock, the alarm sounded, and everyone stopped what they were doing and listened intently to the sound on the radio, which was definitely the most important information The broadcast said: "Please note, please note that you are being held in this prison for 8 hours until 6 o'clock tomorrow morning because of various charges, only Kim Dabao is being held for 8o hours because of too many crimes
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