I slept very soundly, and the little prison guard brother who didn't even remember Zhou Gong in his dream suddenly felt a pain in his butt.
"Ouch" He suddenly opened his eyes and sat up, covering his buttocks, staring blankly at the girl in front of him who was looking at him expressionlessly, and blinked, "Luo, Miss Luo."
"Haha, you can still recognize who I am, it seems I'm not stupid." "" The little brother of the prison guard looked confused.
He didn’t understand what was wrong with this aunt.
He was just sleeping.
Why did he offend her again?
Be reasonable.
Hey, don’t act recklessly and bring trouble to the innocent.
Hey, no one will want you like this.
Hey, believe it or not The little brother of the prison guard who dared to be angry but dared not speak pursed his lips in aggrieved manner, staring pitifully and helplessly at the living ancestor in front of him, gritting his teeth, "What's the matter?
Tell me, and I will definitely do it."
"I'm hungry."
Suqian turned around and sat on the sofa, crossed her legs, swayed her feet, and looked at the prison guard brother with an expressionless face.
The prison guard brother took a deep breath, silently got up from the ground, controlled his anger that was about to explode, and said with a smile, "It is easy to gain weight if you eat snacks in the middle of the night.
Aren't you afraid of getting fat, Miss Luo?"
Aren’t women most afraid of being called fat?
Excite you to death Say you don't want to eat anymore I can still sleep for a while Staying up most of the night and disturbing others' dreams will be punished by God.
The prison guard brother was a little resentful, but who knew.
"I have a physique where I can eat without getting fat, so you don't have to worry about this at all, and" A certain girl glanced at the prison guard's brother with a look of disgust, and pointed at the bright sky outside, "It's daytime, you retard, don't you have a sense of time?"
"Well" The prison guard was stunned for a moment, looking sideways at the bright day outside, and said in surprise, "I haven't had enough sleep at all so soon.
I thought it was only midnight."
"It doesn't matter, you can continue to think it's midnight" A certain girl took out a big hammer and shook it in her hand with a smile, "Do you need me to help you?"
"No, no need, I woke up, really" The corner of the prison guard's mouth twitched and he waved his hands repeatedly, fearing that this living ancestor would give him such a beating.
By then, he won't be able to die even if he wants to.
He quickly regained his composure, brushed his teeth, washed his face, and quickly lit a fire to cook, fearing that if he was a step too late, the big and scary hammer would fall on his forehead.
"Well, Miss Luo, can I ask you something?"
The little prison guard brother who had not been Ansheng for five minutes was chopping vegetables while secretly glancing at a certain girl who was playing games on the sofa.
"explain."
Su Qian poked at the tablet without raising his head.
His voice, which was usually full of smiles, now sounded a little careless and lazy.
The prison guard paused for a moment, feeling that his ancestor's lazy voice today was soft and waxy, like a little hook, tickling people's hearts.
The prison guard felt that something was wrong with the situation today.
Son, he coughed quickly and cleared his throat.
"Well, the kitchen utensils here look very new, and there are even gas and electricity.
I just want to ask, where did you get these things?
Can you go out?"
Suqian rolled her eyes.
It took two or three days to discover this problem.
This person's IQ is really worrying.
She pinched a pistachio and stuffed it into her mouth and hummed, "I told you that I am a god.
There is nothing in the sky or on the earth that I can't do, isn't it just gas and electricity?
It's all at your fingertips, it's a trivial matter." "" Regarding a certain girl's shameless boasting and the seriousness of the second grader, the prison guard's little brother twitched the corners of his mouth and wanted to vomit: You said you are a god, you are a god, you have to show me your magic power, then I will dare to believe you.
It's God I'm not a teenager anymore.
What's wrong with me?
But when he saw Su Qian's cold eyes, any thoughts he had about complaining were frightened away.
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Therefore, it is good to know some things, but it is better not to ask.
If you ask, you may be finished.
But Ying Ying He really wants to leave this hellish place So, how to fix it?
Reaching out is a knife Shrink your head or take a stab?
No matter, ask first before talking At worst, he will be a good man again in eighteen years The prison guard gritted his teeth and said with a look of death, "Um, um, Miss Luo, do you know how to get out?
I don't want to stay here, I want to leave, uh" Before he finished speaking, his hand shook and he almost cut off his claws.
"Luo, Miss Luo" The prison guard swallowed his saliva and was a little afraid to look at the girl's expression at this time.
In fact, the girl had an expressionless face and looked straight at her with a pair of eyes that did not look like a human being.
Looking at him.
The look in his eyes that he couldn't describe, and the fear that came from his soul, made his bones tremble with shock.
It's over. he thought.
His words must have violated some of her bottom lines, otherwise she wouldn't look at him with an expression like a dead person.
The prison guard brother closed his eyes, preparing to accept the final judgment from this god.
A long time passed by minute by minute.
The little brother who was waiting for the trial saw sweat falling from his forehead, and then his god spoke: "What are you thinking about?
Damn, the mouse fell into the pot.
You're blind and can't see it."
The confused prison guard brother opened his eyes and said with a look of disbelief: "What did you say?"
"mouse" Su Qian gritted her teeth, she couldn't bear to look at that stupid fool.
He's just a mouse, how could he be so scared that he looked so stupid?
A grown man, with that expression of despair and despair, let the mouse fall into the porridge and ruined the whole pot of porridge.
Why is this person so useless?
Ah, I can’t eat breakfast today.
Su Qian fell weakly on the sofa and stared at the ceiling speechlessly.
Where is the Iceland we agreed on?
Why are there not only weasels but also rats on this island?
"Ah, so hungry" "Ah, I want to eat hot rice."
"Ah, damn rat" "Ah, I'm not happy anymore" "Ah, little brother, if you give me something hot to eat now, I will consider not killing you.
Really, believe me." "" The confused prison guard brother quickly turned around and looked into the pot where the porridge was being cooked.
Then his whole face turned dark and he felt like vomiting.
When he saw that the porridge was ready, he opened the lid to cool it down and waited for it to cool down.
As soon as the side dishes are mixed, you can start eating.
How could you have known that such a thing would happen?
He just acts like a fool
The consequence for him being stupid was to be openly threatened by a certain female devil, especially with her piercing gaze, which stabbed his back again and again, causing pain all over his back.
The prison guard brother threw the pot and porridge out of the window in a hurry, and grabbed the remaining dry noodles from yesterday with a dry smile. aa2705221: