"It's really hard for General Zhenxi, how could he come up with such a bad idea?"
Liu Xie said this with a face that was either sarcastic or angry.
But Ma Chao on the side was not touched at all, as if he had not heard Liu Xie's words.
But Liu Xie didn't want to let Ma Chao go just like that, and continued to ask: "General Zhenxi thinks this plan is really effective."
"Your Majesty, although you are wise and wise, you are young and mature.
But after all, you have not passed the ceremonial year, and you are indeed not as good as Chao when it comes to matters between men and women."
Ma Chao smiled.
Since he and Liu Xie had established a relationship to jointly kill Dong, he said to Liu Xie He became more and more relaxed: he was just a top-notch monster shota, but as long as he treated him as an adult, he would see some of his childish deficiencies.
"Emotion is a very strange thing.
It comes and goes without a trace.
It cannot be seen or touched, but its existence can be strongly felt.
When it slips away quietly, it will make people extremely bored.
But When it comes with overwhelming force, it is so overwhelming that people can't breathe."
After saying this, Ma Chao suddenly laughed: He could understand what he said to a child about these dry hairs.
However, what surprised Ma Chao was that after Liu Xie frowned, he actually said: "In the hibiscus tent, the emperor's beauty is like spring.
In the jade quilt, my love is like water.
She is panting, as if she is overwhelmed with love, her drunken eyes are relaxed, and she is hooked. human soul" Ma Chao was stunned.
He naturally knew the origin of this description: This was the description of the first time Zhao Feiyan, the first queen of the Western Han Dynasty, served as Emperor Cheng of the Han Dynasty.
But how could this eleven-year-old Liu Xie know this?
"Since I was a child, I have been unable to figure out why the troubled people in this world want to rebel, so I have no choice but to seek the answer from ancient history.
It happened that I learned about Emperor Cheng of the Han Dynasty's extravagant lifestyle, and that's why I hated my father, Emperor Han Ling, to the core."
Liu Xie saw it Ma Chao was confused about the meaning of his eyes and explained calmly.
Ma Chao nodded and couldn't help but be surprised: Except for the old gangster Liu Bang and the old robber Emperor Wu of Han, the emperors of the Han family were almost all the best.
Especially this Emperor Cheng of the Han Dynasty, who actually died on a woman's belly and was completely exhausted.
Now he is a great man among men.
However, now is not the time to judge the Han emperor.
I'm afraid Liu Xie still needs to explain something here, otherwise, with his child's extreme temperament, he might even resent himself for letting her aunt play such seductive tactics in the future.
"Your Majesty knows the past and remembers the present, and you are indeed a wise king.
The minister made this decision today because he was thinking of Zhao Zhaoyi."
Ma Chao bowed and patted Liu Xie's ass without leaving any trace, and by the way brought the topic to For women, it saves Liu Xie from thinking about the incompetent emperors of his old Liu family and thinking that he is ridiculing them.
"Zhao Zhaoyi, sister of Zhao Hede and Zhao Feiyan" It seems that Liu Xie has indeed read a lot of palace secret history, and he even knows about this woman.
"Yes, your Majesty is not old enough for men and women to have fun, so he doesn't understand the love affair between men and women.
But your Majesty, does he know why Emperor Cheng of the Han Dynasty was so obsessed with Zhao Hede that he did not hesitate to die on her?"
"There is nothing wrong with such a bad-natured person who favors women and eunuchs," Liu Xie said angrily, with contempt in his mouth.
Ma Chao was awe-inspiring and had a better understanding of Liu Xie's perverted character.
However, strong medicine was used for strange diseases, so Ma Chao simply used poison to fight the poison and said: "No, it's Zhao Hede who understands men's psychology very well."
History books record that Emperor Cheng of the Han Dynasty accidentally saw Zhao Hede bathing through a crack in the door and window, and Zhao Hede Kuan took off Luo.
Clothes, jade bones and ice muscles, orchid soup swaying, I admired myself, looked at myself and felt sorry for myself, closed the windows and locked the doors, and wiped the ceremony carefully until this point, which later led to Emperor Cheng of the Han Dynasty to prepare for Zhao He When De was building his palace, he asked many times to inlay a large bathtub with blue field jade and inject cardamom soup to make it even more radiant.
In addition, he used white jade, gold, emerald jade, and pearls to make an extra-large acacia bed.
A pink gauze tent is hung, and the top of the tent is decorated with luminous pearls produced by ten thousand-year-old clams.
It emits a bright light and shines like a long night.
It is so extravagant and extravagant, and it is extremely flattering.
Why is this happening?"
"Is it better to steal than to be a concubine?"
Liu Xie was very smart and actually said the same thing.
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"Yes, it is precisely because Zhao Hede caught the man's secretive mentality.
Your Majesty, think about it.
At that time, there were scenes of vivid and beautiful scenes, including scenes, movements, expressions, and sounds.
Even the Ming Emperor of the ages, also You have to be fascinated and fascinated."
Ma Chao said this, with a faint smile on his lips.
If there was a mirror, he could see that his image was very consistent with Zhao Gao, Qin Hui, Wei Zhongxian and other sycophants throughout the ages.
"From then on, whenever Zhao Hede finished bathing, he would lightly apply dew powder on his body, and his whole body would be fragrant.
He would get into the bed of acacia and have sex with Emperor Cheng of the Han Dynasty who had been waiting there for a long time.
Emperor Cheng of the Han Dynasty truly understood the feeling. , and in the future I would hug him endlessly He held and kneaded Zhao Hede's body, and even later he couldn't sleep without holding Zhao Hede's little feet.
This beauty's disaster is so serious."
Liu Xie naturally knew about the infamous thing about Emperor Cheng of the Han Dynasty, and then finished what Ma Chao said, Frowning in thought.
But Ma Chao had a look of helplessness: He would not accidentally teach Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty who had extreme ideas about women.
If he really came to power in the future, there would be many good sons from women in the future.
At this moment, Ma Chao wanted to explain.
But Liu Xie turned over his hands, smiled and said: "If General Zhenxi is an internal minister, he will probably be the best sycophant in the history."
Ma Chao blushed, knowing that he had been laughed at by this half-grown child again.
However, he didn't take it seriously.
After all, he came up with this bad idea.
Firstly, it was indeed because men saw women bathing, which had a great psychological impact; secondly, it was because of a true incident in history: in history, Diao Chan Its existence has always been a mystery.
However, the history books clearly record that Lu Bu had an affair with Dong Zhuo's beautiful concubine.
Ma Chao then changed his mind and grafted the matter onto Liu Xiu.
He didn't know whether it would work or not.
Mr.
Lu, history says that after being caught by Dong Zhuo, you immediately knelt down and confessed.
You must not be impulsive.
Fang Tian painted a halberd and stabbed Dong Zhuo to death, making all his arrangements go to waste!
Ma Chao was praying in Liu Xie's palace.
Lu Bu also prayed in Dong Zhuo's palace.
He prayed that the fat man Dong Zhuo would not notice his existence.
I saw a butt fall from the sky, and the bed made a loud noise, protesting the strength of the fat man on the body, but the fat man was so fierce that he twisted his butt three times and lay down: "My little darling, those thieves are really Didn’t come to Neiyuan” Dong Zhuo held his breath and hid under the bed, fearing that the bed would collapse at any time.
And if it came out that this unparalleled flying general did not die on the battlefield but was crushed to death by Dong Zhuo, he might as well commit suicide by wiping his neck right now.
"Grand Master, your power has shocked the whole world.
How could a mere thief break into this impregnable inner garden of Qiaowu?"
Liu Xiu's voice was now filled with rippling charm, which made Lu Bu under the bed feel a little agitated.
Physiological response.
I couldn't help but get angry: "Oh my, I don't believe this, please let me check it carefully."
With a cry, Lu Bu used his toes to imagine what was happening on the bed.
"Huchi Huchi" sounds like the sound of a bellows blowing, indicating that Dong Zhuo has been working hard and happily.
"Hey, um, ah, ah" I couldn't tell whether it was a scream or a gasp of enjoyment, it was Liu Xiu's moan that could not bear the whipping.
And Lu Bu, who was lying under the bed, used his hands to grasp the rickety bed, feeling that his manly dignity was turning into powder at this moment.
Every tremor of the bed was like a sharp knife cutting through Lu Bu's heart and lungs; every time Dong Zhuo's heavy breathing was like a heavy hammer, breaking Lu Bu's bone marrow; and every Liu Xiu's moan was like a soul-stirring death knell, shaking Lu Bu's soul to pieces.
The majestic Bingzhou flying general now has to rely on a woman to humiliate him in order to save his face and life.
Having been born to this point, how can I still live between this world and this world?
Last time, a woman who was like an immortal left quietly in order not to hurt his self-esteem.
And this time, it was like this again "oh" With the last long trill, Dong Pang's movement came to an end.
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At this moment, Lu Bu felt that his heart was empty.
I was afraid that he would only be able to live in this world like a zombie.
Quietly calming down his broken heart, Lu Bu quietly came out after hearing Dong Zhuo's snoring.
Dong Zhuo had already turned over and lay down with his eyes closed tightly.
His big belly was rising and falling from rapid to gentle, and he was snoring slightly from his nose.
He looked very tired.
Liu Xiu, at this moment, was using a miserable face.
Jue looked at Lu Bu with a face full of regret.
There was an indescribable despair and helplessness in those bright eyes.
Lu Bu's chest heaved violently.
At this moment, he wanted to pick up the Fang Tian Hua Ji in his hand and pierce Dong Zhuo's belly.
However, when his hand just touched Fang Tian's painted halberd, due to the complicated emotions, he could not hold the weapon steady for a moment, which was usually as smooth as an arm, causing it to make a crisp sound in the silent night.
At this time, Dong Zhuo suddenly opened his eyes: