If you want to get involved in politics, you must first learn to act Ma Chao sat in Wang Yun's secret room, humming from time to time: He and Wang Yun had a tacit understanding, and he and Lu Bu had a showdown.
Yes, he forgot, Lu Bu and Wang Yun haven't had a showdown yet.
You said, if Lu Bu doesn't take refuge with Wang Yun, he will have no place to stand if he kills Dong Zhuo; and if Wang Yun doesn't accept Lu Bu, he won't be able to chop off Dong Zhuo's head; the two of them are overflowing with adultery, and you are in love with me.
If you hook up and you can become a couple, why do you need to pretend to act?
After letting out a slight sigh, Ma Chao actually understood in his heart: Scholars have such bad morals that they have to be bitches and build memorial arches, and warriors like Lu Bu, in order to adapt to this so-called political situation, can only do as the Romans do.
Incarnation of the Shadow Emperor Perhaps, to put it more deeply: Politics is such a dirty and hypocritical thing.
If you don’t find some high-sounding reasons for your selfish desires, then you will not be able to join the political circle at all.
So, after Ma Chao experienced Wang Yun's weird look at his crotch, he sat down in the Taishi chair with peace of mind and made a pot of tea, planning to watch the ultimate competition for the best actor of the year and learn from middle school experience to make up for it.
Check out the flaws in your acting skills.
However, after it started, Ma Chao became a little discouraged because the scene was so fake.
After all, Wang Yun and Lu Bu both knew who the other party was, so they didn't put much effort into acting.
Ma Chao analyzed it and found that Wang Yun actually used one trick: flattery and kill; while Lu Bu only used one trick from the beginning to the end: pretending to be stupid.
In the secret room, Wang Yunxian aroused Lu Bu's self-esteem, saying that he was a great hero, how he bravely defeated the three armies, and was admired by all the people.
And Lu Bu said again and again that he was actually a nobody, and that he would be lucky to get to know the highly respected Lord Situ.
Next, the heat is almost done.
Wang Yun slapped Lu Bu's self-esteem hard again, saying how Dong Zhuo was such a bastard and how he didn't recognize a hero.
Lu Bu was only allowed to be a guard dog.
At this time, Lu Bu blushed a little.
After all, he still carried Dong Zhuo's decree appointing him as General Wuwei.
For the sake of acting, he had no choice but to lose his face and pretend to be indignant, shouting that he wanted to kill Dong Zhuo.
I thought that when we got here, Ma Chao thought it was time to discuss a specific plan to kill Dong Zhuo.
Unexpectedly.
At this time, Wang Yun, the old fox's role has just begun.
After Lu Bu had expressed his attitude, Wang Yun said: "General, don't say anything, for fear of disturbing me."
Hey, what does Wang Yun mean?
Ma Chao was stunned: He had reached this point in his acting with Lu Bu at the Longmen Inn.
Just take off your pants and go to bed.
It's not right to take off your clothes and meet each other sincerely.
It's better to just reveal your heart.
When Wang Yun said this, what kind of trick was it?
Ma Chao was puzzled and looked at Wang Yun specifically.
Remind Wang Yun not to act in it.
Wang Yun did not pay attention to Ma Chao.
Instead, he deliberately pretended to be a coward and promoted Lu Bu's heroic spirit.
Gao Ma Chao praised in his heart, this hand is much more beautiful than his own: take a step back.
Let Lu Bu reveal more of his trump cards and take on more responsibilities.
If I have this skill, do I still need to please Lu Bu and give him Shen Shijiao so that he can laugh at me?
But Lu Bu was already in the play.
Seeing Wang Yun's cowardly behavior, he was naturally even more angry.
He said angrily: "Bu is a man, how can he be so cowardly and depressed for a long time?
How can he be worthy of all the people in the world?"
At this time, Ma Chao felt that Wang Yun must be laughing evilly in his heart, because the old man took advantage of the situation and said: "The general's talents are beyond the limits of Grand Master Dong."
These words are powerful, and they really test one's acting skills: if Lu Bu answers, he will have to reveal his secrets; if he doesn't answer, then all the previous scenes will be in vain, so that Ma Chao can relax and sit up.
He didn't realize how much pain his second brother was in, so he waited blankly for Lu Bu's reply.
Unexpectedly, Lu Bu calmed down at this time, no longer so angry, and calmly said: "I want to kill this old thief, but it is because of the love between father and son, and I don't want to provoke future generations to discuss."
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Sure enough, Lu Bu's skills were inferior to others, so he let it slip and took the initiative to put the blame for Dong Zhuo's death on his own head.
Although they found some reason to cover up the relationship between father and son, all three of them knew that these words were like the Maginot Line of Defense and useless.
Wang Yun's mind turned and he had an idea, and he immediately said: "The general's surname is Lu, and the grand master's surname is Dong.
Now Dong Zhuo is tyrannical and killing loyal people indiscriminately.
The general is flanked by a tiger and worried about death.
How can we call him father and son?"
Wang Yun's intention in saying this is very obvious, to warn Lu Bu, if you don't make up your mind to remove Dong Zhuo, Dong Zhuo will one day remove you.
At the same time, all the last shit in the shit basin was smeared on Lu Bu.
Lu Bu had no choice but to see that Wang Yun's words had escalated to the level of threatening his survival.
He couldn't help but show the 250 temper that even the emperor and I have.
He pretended to suddenly realize and said: "It's not Situ's words, Bu Ji made a mistake on his own." " At this point, the scene has come to an end.
And in the end, Wang Yun was also very powerful and said it very tactfully and charmingly: "If a general helps the Han Dynasty, he is a loyal minister, and his name will be passed down in history, and will be famous for generations; if a general helps Dong Zhuo, he is a rebel minister, and it will be recorded in history and will be infamy for thousands of years." ” On the one hand, Wang Yun's words gave Lu Bu some psychological comfort in his fight against Dong Zhuo.
On the other hand, they also reminded Lu Bu not to change his mind midway and instead help Dong Zhuo deal with me, Wang Yun.
Lu Bu was a smart man, and he immediately answered: "Bu's decision has been made, don't doubt it, Situ."
Wang Yun was a stingy scholar, and he actually said: "But I'm afraid that if things don't work out, it will lead to disaster."
This means that I still don't trust you Lu Bu.
What if you betray me midway?
Lu Bu had no choice but to use the unfinished method of Longmen Inn, draw the knife, stab his arm and swear that the blood would bleed, in order to appease Wang Yun's heart.
And Ma Chao looked at Wang Yun's demeanor with a look of regret on his face but a huge smile in his heart, and he really felt that the scholars were so scared.
When Ma Chao had a showdown with Lü Bu, the nature of the showdown was that the two conspired to kill Dong Zhuo; but when he had a showdown with Wang Yun, the nature was that Wang Yun helped Lü Bu kill Dong Zhuo.
The two seem to have the same result, but if they really fail to kill Dong in the future, Wang Yun is very good at wiping his butt clean, and Ma Chao and Lu Bu will not be able to escape the blame.
Ma Chao was also confused.
When he and Wang Yun were acting in a duel, Wang Yun was eaten to death by him both times.
Why did Wang Yun deal with Lu Bu so neatly and neatly, as if he had acted it out many times at home?
Thinking about it, this is possible.
After all, Lu Bu is Dong Zhuo's personal bodyguard.
When Wang Yun is looking for a killer, he naturally chooses Lu Bu.
I am afraid that he has already investigated everything about Lu Bu clearly.
But there was a shadow on his side, and Wang Yun had no way to start.
In addition, he knew the direction of history, so he was lucky enough to defeat Wang Yun twice.
However, no matter what, Dong Zhuo could not escape this disaster in history.
And Ma Chao discovered that his interference not only failed to gain favor from Dong Zhuo, but also intensified the hatred of all factions towards Fatty Dong under various circumstances.
Therefore, he firmly believes that the final outcome of history will not change.
As a result, he had no choice but to step out as a middleman and start to take charge of the overall situation: "The two are so loyal and courageous, so naturally a certain Ma Zhenxi is not willing to be left behind.
The matter of killing Dong is also considered to be beyond compare.
After taking the initiative to jump into the manure pit, everything was restored.
The three of them smiled at each other and began to discuss a specific plan to kill Dong Zhuo: