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(74) Jokes


Fall in love with you reading book network 630book, the fastest update husband is a dragon door was opened at some point, Jinghua stood quietly at the door.The cutest girl in the world, with her hair scattered like a waterfall, and her long gown was still on her body, but she was holding a stack of old pieces of paper and crying non-stop."

Do you think you've drawn too ugly, and your conscience has finally found out?"

quipped.But he really didn't seem to be good at telling jokes, and Ah Mo glanced at him, but cried even harder."

Okay, okay, why do you cry when you meet."

Jinghua touched her head, her hair was still wet, and even the clothes on her back were wet, and she was all attached to her body.Jinghua sighed, and began to take out a towel to wipe her hair again, "How many times have I said it, Momo, you must dry your hair after taking a shower, otherwise it will be easy to catch a cold." ”Ah Mowu sobbed fiercely, and whimpered: "You bastard, you are afraid that I will catch a cold now, I have been taking a bath alone for so long in the past, sleeping alone, you never care about me, and you don't come to wipe my hair, I have always only eaten meat, not vegetables, you don't care about me, you shut me out, let me sing and dance outside like a fool, you are like watching a white opera" Jinghua's hand froze, and said aggrievedly: "I didn't watch the white opera, I listened carefully." ”She began to play scoundrels again, talking nonsense unscrupulously: "You just watched the white play, you watched it on the spot, and when I left, you still hid all my paintings, and then secretly laughed at me." ”Jinghua sighed secretly, usually when his Momo began to be so unreasonable, it meant that her anger was almost over, as long as she insisted on coaxing and letting her finish her last bit of temper, it would be done."

You say, why do you want to tie all my paintings to this, you really think of it as a baby, shouldn't it be pressed under the pillow" Ah Mo deliberately amplified his voice, trying to hide his sadness just now."

Well, it's a little scary."

Jinghua pretended to be serious, and wondered: "I tried to put it under the pillow, and I had nightmares for two days in a row. ”Of course, he would not tell her that at that time he was so broken that he did not have the strength to pull the paintings out from under his pillow, but had to tie them to the top of the tent so that he could see them when he opened his eyes."

Okay, you're amazing," Mo teased him, "Don't you think the books you read before are so tasteless, if I hadn't found those joke books to read to you, your life would have been extremely boring" "yes, joke books are good." ”Jinghua also smiled: "I have benefited a lot. ”He wiped her hair on the outside, but couldn't wipe it inside, and just wanted to turn her around, but changed his mind, picked her up, and sat on top of him.Ah Mo did not resist, but buried himself deep in his arms very comfortably, like a lazy and flamboyant cat, and said coquettishly: "Where have you benefited a lot You are used to speaking unreliable, maybe you coax me like this on the face, but secretly slander me for being shallow, unless you give me a paragraph I don't believe it." ”The long-lost warm fragrant nephrite was in her arms, Jinghua's heart was confused, her breath was spitting in her neck, and her lower body was involuntarily tightened, and even her breathing became short.Ah Mo didn't know about his subtle changes, so he just urged: "Hurry up, recite a joke for me." ”"If you carry it, Momo won't be angry, okay?"

"Hmph, see if you can carry it well." ”Ah Mo said proudly.Jinghua smiled and said, "Once upon a time, there was a showman, nearly seventy years old.His wife gave birth to a son, and he wanted to have a son in his old age, so he named him Age.Unexpectedly, a year later, his wife gave birth to another son, and Xiucai hoped that he could study hard, so he named him Xuewen.In the third year, his wife gave birth to another son, and Xiucai laughed at herself: It's a joke that he is so old and has children repeatedly.So he named his youngest son Joke.When the three sons grew up, Xiucai saw that they had nothing to do, so he sent them into the mountains to chop wood together.After coming back, Xiucai asked his wife: The wife of the three children who beat Chai Duo said: I have a handful of age, I have no knowledge at all, but there is a burden of jokes. ”Before Jinghua finished speaking, Ah Mo had already leaned forward, jumped up and pounded the bed board, and laughed: "A handful of age, no knowledge at all, but the joke has a load haha, Jinghua, the name of this Xiucai can be obtained very well" Jinghua pulled the escaped person into his arms again, kissed her lightly on her hair and said: "I speak so well, can Momo forgive me" To be honest, Jinghua's jokes are indeed much better than Ah Mo's.Although it is the same content, Jinghua didn't laugh when he spoke, but just paved the way and told the story, and finally shook off the burden, and the effect was there.Unlike Ah Mo, telling a joke, she can't laugh first, she can't talk about it on the table, what is it to listen to, but she has to say that, no matter how bad Ah Mo's jokes are, no matter how unorthodox the graffiti is, but she can also stand up to the best storyteller and Danqing teacher.Because she's Ah Mo.For a person like Jinghua, who spoils his wife to the point of losing objectivity, what she does is the best in the world, and no one can match.Ah Mo was also quite surprised, "You really memorized this kind of boring thing" "Yes, after you left, I copied the books you left several times, and I can naturally memorize them." ”King Wah Road."

Why did you copy it several times?"

"Well, you have to practice your wrist strength, and you just don't have any other books at hand, so I copied those books of yours to practice calligraphy." ”Jinghua said nonchalantly.He has been a bookworm since he was a child, and Chen'an Palace is known as the library of the entire heavenly court, even if he lives in this town today, how can he not have books at hand but he is willing to copy them, and he thinks about her while copying."

Momo, forgive me, okay" Without warning, Jinghua suddenly put her on the bed and made Mana close the door with his backhand."

Hmm, Jinghua" Ah Mo realized that the man who had always been gentle like water seemed to have turned hot, his skin was hot, and even the breath he spit out was scorching and sultry."

Jinghua, are you all right" Ah Mo comprehended, but he was still a little uneasy.Jinghua was slightly annoyed, and he ripped off Ah Mo's shirt a little willfully, so that her snow-white delicate body was completely exposed in front of him.The veins and veins contain small peaches, and they are delicately twisted out of the dust.The water bones are tender, the jade mountains are long, and the mandarin ducks are holding the spring breeze."

Uh" Jinghua's whole body was shocked, he wanted to give her some color to see, but who knew that it would backfire on himself, the scene in front of him only made him dizzy, his throat tightened, and the blood rushed to the heavens.This lawless woman didn't even have a small coat, and after he took off the robe, she was lying naked in front of her, "Momo, why do you only have this one" He seemed to have been choked by the throat, and it was difficult to spit out words."

Before I could get dressed, you came."

She lay there leisurely, like a cat leaning around in the sun, and said lazily: "Anyway, you have to take it off, what are you wearing it for" Jinghua was speechless, and he didn't listen to what Ah Mo said.She lay in front of her brightly, and she was even more delicate and plump after not seeing her for two years.She is like a flower, taking off her immature youth, and just blooming in front of him.He witnessed every moment when her flowers bloomed, the just right amount of splendor, the shy fragrance, every drop of blood in his body screamed with excitement, rampage to return to those seven hundred lonely and oppressive days and nights, his skin was tense, his breath was hot, there was a giant beast in his body roared, scratching the blood veins all over his body, until it was so hard that it hurt, he tore off his clothes, and drove straight into "Momo is willing to forgive me" Jinghua hugged her in his arms, lying down and swallowing slowly.He slept in this bed for countless days and nights, but he didn't expect to sleep so much one day.Ah Mo didn't know what he was thinking, so he said "um" absentmindedly, and then there was no follow-up.Jinghua knew that she had deserted again, and her thoughts had long since flown somewhere, so she kissed her lightly on the forehead and said with a smile: "Momo is wondering what is so fascinating" "Uh, I'm thinking about that Xiucai." ”"Which showman" is the one in the joke, the one who gave birth to three sons. ”"Oh, what's wrong with Xiucai" Jinghua was funny, they were just thinking about Xiucai in that joke in her little brain."

Jinghua, I'm thinking, we can't be so sloppy in naming our children in the future, otherwise they will grow up in the future and blame us."

Ah Mo is serious.Jinghua smiled: "It seems that our children's names have already been chosen by the ancestors, and they are all in the genealogy, so just use them." ”"Ah" Ah Mo said disappointedly: "The child I gave birth to, why did you let your ancestors choose a name in case this name is not good" "Do you think Jinghua is not good" "Hmm, it's okay." ”Ah Mo pursed his lips and said reluctantly, "It's remote, it's not practical."

I can tell you okay, I have to take my own name in the future, so I will ignore your ancestors' "Okay, Momo will take it by himself." ”Jinghua is once again unprincipled.Ah Mo was satisfied, and then he lay back in his arms, as if intentionally or unintentionally: "Jinghua, have you read the letter I gave you?"

”"The eldest brother said to me today, I just knew, it turned out that the eldest brother they had always thought that the arc I drew was my stomach," Ah Mo said a little embarrassed, "They thought I was trying to tell you, I have your child, tell you to cheer up quickly" Jinghua half-propped up, her black hair drooped down, looking at her as if she was smiling."

Jinghua, what are you laughing at, won't even you misunderstand" Ah Mo shouted, "You also think I pretended to be pregnant to lie to you" "I naturally understand." ”Jinghua said slowly, "Didn't I reply to you too?"

”"Then tell me, what do I mean?"

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