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Chapter 52: I'm Not a Fortune Teller


"This is a real great master, last time I asked the master to help me calculate my children's luck, and he calculated it accurately."

Master Guo had already realized at this time, what he said just now was too ambiguous, and he couldn't help but be a little anxious, and he forgot what Xia Yunjie had explained for a while.But fortunately, everyone met in Pingshui and happened to take the same car, even if it was a leak, it didn't hurt."

The Great Fortune Teller" Du Haiqiong and Shen Liti all took off their sunglasses when they heard this, and their eyes widened and stared at Xia Yunjie like aliens.Now, of course, they understand that the taxi driver is a "master", and the dare is not the name of the young man in front of him, but an honorific title.Of course, the so-called "master" fell into their ears, and it was naturally imagined by them as sitting on a small horse, with a yin and yang gossip map laid in front of it, which reads "catch ghosts, subdue demons and eliminate demons, divination and calculate fate, look at faces, hand in hand, life is good and bad, and find feng shui treasures to determine the future." ”and so on, the big characters that blow up the sky, the fortune teller who sets up a stall at the fairy bridge.Of course, fortune teller is a polite title, but in fact, it is a trick to deceive people.But those god sticks, at all, will also pay attention to a bit of professional packaging, some will wear sunglasses, some will grow goatees, or wear a white coat, and they are all old, in short, they have to make a little bit of fairy wind bones, so as to fool people into believing that they really have the ability to calculate fortune and fortune, and then willingly pay money to buy a safe future.In this regard, it is actually similar to their work as flight attendants.Flight attendants have a set of very strict requirements for appearance, height, figure, age and dress and makeup, etc., in short, flight attendants should be young and beautiful, but also dignified and generous, so that passengers can believe that the airline is very high-grade, where they will enjoy a very high-end service, and then willingly pay for tickets to choose expensive ways to travel.But a young man in his early twenties at most, a young man who is very ordinary in both dress and dress, turned out to be a fortune teller, no, to be exact, a magic stick, this is too unprofessional, this is too ridiculous, the driver who is already a handful of years old still calls the master respectfully, and for his wife's pregnancy, thank you for being pregnant, is there anything more surprising and absurd in this world So Du Haiqiong and Shen Liti stared at Xia Yunjie with wide eyes, and looked at it more and more, The more they found it interesting, the watery, charming and moving eyes bent down unconsciously, and the small mouth of the surname was pursed vigorously, and finally they couldn't help but laugh out loud, and when they laughed, the defense line in their hearts completely collapsed, and the two immediately "giggled" and laughed loudly, laughing so that the flower branch trembled, and laughed so charming and moving."

Giggles, big brother driver, you said he was a master fortune teller, laughed at me" After laughing, Du Haiqiong couldn't help but point at Xia Yunjie and asked breathlessly.Even because of this episode, I forgot about the previous unhappiness, and even added the word "big brother" to the driver's name.However, Du Haiqiong didn't notice that the driver's eldest brother's expression at this time was very unfriendly.Not only was it unfriendly, but the driver's eldest brother suddenly stepped on the brakes, parked the car on the side of the road, turned to the two beauties behind him who were laughing so much that they almost burst into tears, and said unceremoniously: "Get out of the car" "What" Du Haiqiong and Shen Liti couldn't help but be stunned, they really didn't expect that the driver had been poisoned by the "master" to such an extent, and they turned their faces for him."

I'll tell you," the driver said unceremoniously with a stiff face."

Brother Guo, what are you doing driving, let's talk about driving, there is such a thing as fortune telling, if you believe it, you don't believe it, I just listen to the old fortune teller in the village nagging a lot, and you don't take it too seriously."

Seeing that the driver was angry, Xia Yunjie hurriedly persuaded with a smile, and glanced at him while persuading.As soon as Xia Yunjie said this, his eyes were so bright, Master Guo suddenly remembered the master's explanation last time, and he couldn't help but be shocked, and hurriedly smiled: "Anyway, I believe you." ”As he spoke, he started the car again.It seems that this driver is hopeless Du Haiqiong and Shen Liti saw that as soon as Xia Yunjie spoke, the driver drove obediently, and even "loyal", they couldn't help but glance at each other, and secretly shook their heads speechlessly, you said, this little magic stick that doesn't even have a little appearance can fool people like this, this driver is stupid enough, but although they think so in their hearts, the two of them have a trace of curiosity about Xia Yunjie for the first time.After all, it's rare to see a young little god like him, not to mention that he still seems to have some tricks."

Hey, master, how about helping me calculate a hexagram" The car drove for another while, and Du Haiqiong, who was active, finally couldn't hold back her inner curiosity, and for the first time, she took the initiative to talk to and harass men."

Hehe, I'm sorry, I'm not a fortune teller."

Xia Yunjie didn't think about it, and directly shook his head and refused.What are you kidding, do you really think that you are a god stick who sets up a stall, even if you are the first-generation master of the dignified Wuxian Sect, Xia Yunjie's refusal without thinking really surprised Du Haiqiong and Shen Liti, with a look of disbelief on their faces.Since becoming flight attendants, they have become accustomed to the endless harassment of men to them, and they are also used to looking at men with colored eyes in their thinking.In their opinion, Xia Yunjie just said that going to Deya Community was the beginning of the conversation, and he would definitely find an excuse to talk to them later, but now they took the initiative to send it to the door, but they didn't expect the other party to put it on the shelf upside down and refused without pretending.How is this possible, it won't be a desire to indulge, it shouldn't be, looking at the face is generally looking at palmistry, that is to touch the little hands justifiably, if it is replaced by other men, they are already beautiful and bubbling, and they have already stretched out his salty pig hands."

It doesn't matter if it's not a fortune teller, it's just a game anyway" Du Haiqiong didn't give up, or to be precise, she spread out her hand and stretched out her hand to Xia Yunjie.My aunt didn't believe it, with the girl's appearance, you can still hold back the Qianqianyu hand that was sent to the door without touching it, "Hehe, I'm sorry." ”Xia Yunjie still shook his head with a smile that was not salty, and he didn't even bother to look at the Qianqian jade hand.Yes, directly play the fortune telling, seeing that Xia Yunjie was still not moved, Du Haiqiong withdrew her hand in a sneer, and pouted, she was depressed, when was she angry, she became a goods that no one wanted to send to the door, Shen Liti was surprised and funny when she saw her friend deflated, she really rarely saw Du Haiqiong being ignored like this, and the taxi driver secretly gave Xia Yunjie a thumbs up in his heart.Damn, the master is awesome, the little hand that was sent to the door didn't bother to touch Du Haiqiong was angry alone for a while, and saw the little god stick in the passenger seat sitting leisurely in his position admiring the high-rise buildings flying in front of him, so he said that he was dragging as much as he wanted, as if he had really become a master, he couldn't help but grit his teeth in anger.But sometimes people are cheap, and beauty is no exception.If there is really a man chasing her, she can't look at it yet, and thinks it's disturbing, but a bird like Xia Yunjie doesn't bird her, Du Haiqiong just can't swallow this breath, so she has to find out how many catties and taels he has, and out of his embarrassment."

I can't give money, how about a hundred yuan, the stall on the side of the Immortal Bridge is only ten yuan once."

Du Haiqiong finally spoke again.Xia Yunjie was really made to laugh and cry by Du Haiqiong, and simply said: "I'm really not a fortune teller, and I want you to go to the Immortal Bridge to find someone to calculate" Shen Liti couldn't help laughing when she saw Du Haiqiong deflated again."

If you don't count, you don't count, what's the big deal, it's not all deceptive things" Du Haiqiong pinched Shen Liti hard, and then pouted disdainfully."

The Immortal Bridge is a deception, the master is a master with real skills.Let me tell you, last time, the taxi driver saw Du Haiqiong and said that Xia Yunjie's physiognomy was a lie, so he quit."

Hehe, Brother Guo, I'm blind."

Xia Yunjie interrupted.The taxi driver was interrupted by Xia Yunjie, smiled curtly, and didn't dare to speak again, but Du Haiqiong had already rolled her eyes in anger and didn't say anything anymore.I wanted to fight and despise Xia Yunjie and find some ground, but I didn't expect that someone would help him speak, not only that, but this guy was also unfathomable and disdainful of her.In silence, the taxi drove to the Deya community.The taxi driver still insisted on refusing to accept Xia Yunjie's money, and Xia Yunjie had no choice but to go with him.After getting out of the car, Xia Yunjie walked to the eighth building he rented without looking back, while Du Haiqiong and Shen Liti, the two flight attendants, look at me, I look at you, and then suddenly burst out laughing."

I thought he was the same as other men, but I didn't expect this god stick to really live in the Deya community."

Du Haiqiong said."

So, next time, don't be too stinky and beautiful, be too confident," Shen Liti said with a smile."

Cut, just with my aunt's figure, does this appearance still need to be stinky and beautiful I seriously doubt that this guy is a comrade" Du Haiqiong raised her chin proudly and disdainfully."

Giggles, I'm really convinced," Shen Liti smiled when she heard this, and gave Du Haiqiong a white look."

Originally, there is no reason for a man not to eat meat, or there is something wrong with him."

Du Haiqiong said disapprovingly."

Alright, alright, it's the problem of the god stick, let's go."

Shen Liti slapped Du Haiqiong angrily and urged."

It's not that he has a problem, it's that my charm value has a problem" Du Haiqiong glanced at Shen Liti, and then walked towards the fifth building where he lived.Deya Community is an old community, and the houses are also old houses built in the early 90s, all of which are six-storey high, one-staircase and two-family buildings, and Du Haiqiong and Shen Liti rent on the fifth floor.t1706231537: