"Why am I drunk, how can I get drunk, now it's okay, it's a big deal" escaped from the house where Wu Yuqi and the three of them lived, looked up at the dazzling sunlight in the sky, and remembered the dazzling scene he saw just now, Xia Yunjie wanted to cry without tears because of his impulse last night.When he lowered his head, lost his soul, and was still thinking about what happened just now, a familiar and somewhat curious voice suddenly sounded in Xia Yunjie's ears: "Teacher Xia, I just came back" "Yes" Xia Yunjie subconsciously raised his head and replied.At this glance, Xia Yunjie realized that he had unknowingly returned to the single dormitory.Facing the two teachers who walked down the stairs, it was Liu Leehom and Lu Gaoda, who were in the same office."
No, you really just came back, you won't be with that Wu Yuqi and the three of them all last night, right" Liu Leehom and Lu Gaoda's eyes suddenly lit up when they heard this, and they couldn't believe it.Xia Yunjie was weak at this time, and he was not the kind of person who could tell a lie with his mouth open, and he was suddenly said by Liu Leehom and Lu Gaoda, and he couldn't help covering his mouth in embarrassment for a while."
I rely on" "I rely on" Liu Leehom and Lu Gaoda saw Xia Yunjie's embarrassed and weak heart, but they didn't know that they were really told by the two of them, and they couldn't help but be dumbfounded, and their mouths subconsciously blurted out foul words."
Ahem, don't get me wrong, I was just drunk last night, I slept with them, and I didn't do anything else" Xia Yunjie couldn't help but feel more and more empty when he saw the two of them stunned."
Damn, men and women are sleeping together, so they don't do anything, so can you tell me, what is it called" Liu Leehom saw Xia Yunjie say this, his eyes were green, and he almost reached out to grab Xia Yunjie's collar.It's really more popular than people, I'm thirty years old, and I'm still struggling to get rid of singles, but what about people, I'm only in my early twenties and I slept with three women, and I even brazenly said that I didn't do anything else, "And it's still three, oh my God, how happy it is, it's so desirable" Lu Gaoda added with a yearning face, full of children who are not suitable for the scene."
What do you yearn for, don't go to the cafeteria to eat at noon, block the stairs and shout," just as he was saying, Secretary Yang Shuqin walked down the stairs.Yang Shuqin is also a single teacher, and she has no strength to buy a house outside for the time being, so she naturally lives in the teacher's single dormitory."
I yearn to sleep with three women," Lu Gaoda blurted out subconsciously.However, as soon as Lu Gaoda said it, he felt very bad, this is Yang Shuqin's secretary, how can this kind of thing be said to a female teacher, "Bah, why are you men thinking so dirty, at noon, blocking the stairs in broad daylight, you actually say this kind of thing, and you are not afraid of being heard by the students, and the students will be damaged" Yang Shuqin couldn't help blushing when she heard this, and said again and again.Saying that, Yang Shuqin passed her shoulders from Lu Gaoda and walked downstairs from them, she was a female teacher after all, and she was not very old, even if she disliked Lu Gaoda's words and deeds in her heart, she was always embarrassed to stand at the staircase and discuss the topic of sleeping with them."
Hey, Secretary Yang, I'm just yearning, Teacher Xia really slept last night" Lu Gaoda saw that Yang Shuqin saw him as a filthy pervert, and couldn't help but blurt out in a hurry.As soon as the words came out, Lu Gao found that this was very inauthentic, after all, it was harmless to expose the shortcomings as a joke like last night, but this is a real thing today, but it is not easy to mention it casually to the female teacher.Sure enough, Yang Shuqin's footsteps slammed when she heard this, and her eyes fell on Xia Yunjie's body.At this time, she finally found that Xia Yunjie was going upstairs, and her clothes were a little untidy, obviously she didn't return last night, and now she just came back."
Ahem, Mr.
Xia, I'm sorry, I was just in a hurry, and I missed my mouth."
Lu Gaoda saw Yang Shuqin stop and set his eyes on Xia Yunjie, and couldn't help but say to Xia Yunjie with an embarrassed face.It's good that Lu Gaoda didn't apologize, this apology was naturally more solid for what he mentioned before, and Yang Shuqin, who had a good impression of Xia Yunjie and even had a hint of hazy meaning to him, was so embarrassed that she stomped a few feet in shame, and then stomped downstairs.Xia Yunjie saw that Yang Shuqin misunderstood herself, and wanted to reach out to stop her, but finally retracted her hand.What is there to explain, I already have several women "Teacher Xia" Lu Gaoda saw Yang Shuqin leave angrily, and looked at Xia Yunjie feeling more and more guilty.They were bystanders, and they could faintly see that Yang Shuqin actually had a little meaning to Xia Yunjie, of course, now naturally there was no meaning."
It's okay."
Xia Yunjie waved his hand and said with a wry smile.It seems that he finally took off the nickname of "Xia Zhuanyi", but now he has another nickname of "Xia Pervert"."
Teacher Lu, you are really, this kind of thing is just talked about between our male teachers, how can you tell Yang Shuqin" The party said that it didn't matter, but Liu Leehom glared at Lu Gaoda with an annoyed face and criticized."
Yes, yes, I was confused for a moment."
Lu Gao nodded again and again to admit his mistake."
But Mr.
Xia, although Secretary Yang and they don't agree with you, but I admire you in my heart, you are so good, even better than those who are officials" After criticizing Lu Gaoda, Liu Leehom walked to Xia Yunjie's side, put his fat hand around Xia Yunjie's shoulder, and gave him a thumbs up."
Yes, yes, it's just my idol," Lu Gao nodded repeatedly."
Idol, I felt very much about that Chen Jing last night, you can do it, teach me a few tricks" Liu Leehom smiled flatteringly."
Go, go, find a way to go by yourself, I'm just a teacher, not an expert in picking up girls" Xia Yunjie slapped away Leehom Liu's fat hand on his shoulder angrily when he heard this."
Teacher Xia, don't be so modest, one drag three, if it's not a pickle expert, you can teach me two tricks."
Liu Leehom cheekily leaned forward and said."
Do you want to chase Chen Jing" Xia Yunjie was so entangled by Liu Leehom that he had no choice but to stare and ask."
Yes, yes, you always hurry up and give a move or two."
Liu Leehom looked at the old face and nodded again and again."
It's simple."
Xia Yunjie said."
Really, say it quickly, say it quickly" Liu Leehom's eyes suddenly lit up when he heard this, and urged."
Two words" Xia Yunjie smiled at Liu Leehom, stretched out two fingers, and said seriously: "Lose weight" "I'll go to you, isn't it the same as not saying it, if I can lose weight, just with my image of Yushu Linfeng, do I still need to ask you for help, and there are already girls who take the initiative to give them a hug." ”Liu Leehom couldn't help but glared angrily when he heard this."
Teacher Liu, it seems that from the day I met you, you seem to be what you are now."
Lu Gaoda reminded "kindly"."
Cut, have you ever been tall," Leehom Liu asked rhetorically without blushing at all.Lu Gaoda suddenly drooped his head depressedly, no matter how much Liu Leehom said that he still had hope of losing weight, he didn't even have any hope of increasing height at this age."
Actually, whether it's losing weight or gaining weight, I still have some unique secrets, acupuncture and unique prescriptions, do you want to give it a try," Xia Yunjie asked."
Thank you Teacher Xia for your kindness, I'll go to the cafeteria with Teacher Lu to eat, I'll eat less, he will eat more, the effect should be stronger than your unique secret."
Liu Leehom patted Xia Yunjie's shoulder and said."
If you can really eat less, it should be effective, I forget it, now that the country is short of food, it will not be wasted, it is better to eat less."
Lu Gaoda laughed at himself."
Actually, losing weight and gaining height is really not too difficult for me," Xia Yunjie said.However, before Xia Yunjie finished speaking, Lu Gaoda and Liu Leehom had already gone downstairs.Seeing that these two guys didn't believe their words at all, Xia Yunjie had no choice but to smile and shake his head, but he didn't catch up.First, he was not in the mood at this time, and secondly, he felt that Lu Gaoda and Liu Leehom were also very good now, and there was no need to have a big "plastic surgery".Back in the single dormitory, Xia Yunjie didn't go to the cafeteria to eat after washing up, and spent the whole afternoon recalling what happened after getting drunk last night, but as he said to Liu Leehom and Lu Gaoda, it was really just that everyone slept together, and nothing else.Of course, there is inevitably physical contact when sleeping, and there seems to be less clothes to wear.Although he knew that there was no substantive relationship between him and Wu Yuqi, Xia Yunjie still felt uneasy all afternoon, for fear that Wu Yuqi and the others would call.If he really called, Xia Yunjie really didn't know how to talk to them.Fortunately, they didn't call until the sun was about to set, which made Xia Yunjie's uneasy mood quietly calm down.I hope this matter will pass like this, Xia Yunjie watched the fiery red sun gradually set, and prayed in his heart.The sun finally set, the night began to fall, and Xia Yunjie finally stopped thinking about what happened last night.That's when he remembered to call his parents.A few days ago, my parents suddenly said that Hong Kong and Macao tours have been popular recently, and they want to take advantage of their current health and want to go to the Special Administrative Region with the group.Xia Yunjie heard that his parents wanted to travel to Hong Kong and Macao, and he was worried that they had not traveled far away, so he said that he would accompany them, told them not to go with the group, and told them that he also knew people in Hong Kong and would arrange everything.Unexpectedly, the parents had a lot of ideas, saying that they like to live their own lives now, and they don't need him as a young man to follow, and they don't like to trouble others, and they also said that many people in the countryside are going out with the group to play, and after they come back, they talk about it in a big way, and the two of them also want to experience it.Xia Yunjie knew that his parents were still farmers in their bones, in fact, they thought of going to Hong Kong and Macao with a group to travel to Hong Kong and Macao, compared to people in the countryside, they were already at the forefront of the times, if they really arranged it properly, the span was too big all of a sudden, maybe they were uncomfortable.It's like they thought they'd love Mt.
Wonderland, but they wanted to go home after less than a week.It's like a lot of young people in the city who have successful careers now take the old people from the countryside to the city, wanting them to live a life in the city and enjoy the happiness, but in fact, the old people often like to return to their familiar and quiet villages.So in the end, Xia Yunjie followed his parents, anyway, he had already paid them a lot of money in the card, they can live and travel as much as they want, as long as they like to be happy.t1706231537: