"No, am I super rich and handsome, will you take the initiative to call, I remember that you were not so snobbish before" Listening to the familiar voice and familiar tone, Xia Yunjie's mood quickly flew to the bits and pieces when the two shared a house, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help but escape a faint smile, and asked rhetorically."
Hmph, isn't snobbery good, is snobbery wrong, is it normal for me to call a poor bastard at every turn, I am sick in the brain" Shen Liti saw that Xia Yunjie actually asked her rhetorically, and couldn't help but grit her teeth more and more."
Haha, it looks like I'm just a poor bastard" Xia Yunjie couldn't help but laugh when he heard this."
Okay, you stinky master, you dare to turn around and scold me for having a sick brain, I'm not done with you" Shen Liti was slightly stunned when she heard this, and then suddenly screamed."
Alright, alright, I was wrong.I will often take the initiative to call you in the future, and I will call until you get nervous as soon as you hear the phone ringing" Xia Yunjie didn't dare to really provoke Shen Liti into anger, and hurriedly stopped and admitted his mistake when he saw this."
That's what you said" Shen Liti saw Xia Yunjie admit his mistake, so she turned her anger into joy, and her face showed a touch of pride.I don't know why, working in an airline, so many men please her, but she will only feel bored, but as long as Xia Yunjie inadvertently takes a step back, she will suddenly feel a trace of pride and sweetness."
That's what I said.But Liti, there's one thing I have to make clear. ”Xia Yunjie's heart was filled with an inexplicable warmth and sweetness, and at the same time, there was a trace of panic and weakness.He is no longer an emotional chick now, a girl forces you to take the initiative to call her, what does this mean, maybe Shen Liti, a girl who has never been in love, still doesn't understand, but Xia Yunjie has already understood a lot."
What's the matter" Shen Liti was slightly stunned and blurted out."
I'm not super rich and handsome," Xia Yunjie replied seriously."
Okay, you stinky master, you dare to turn around and scold me" Shen Liti was slightly stunned when she heard this, and then she understood, isn't this still a change of way to laugh at the problem with her brain, and she couldn't help but grit her teeth and scolded again.But when he gritted his teeth, his pretty face quietly climbed into a red glow.Yes, I know that he is not rich and handsome, why do you care so much about his phone Is it really like Du Haiqiong said, I unconsciously fell in love with him, "Okay, okay, don't joke with you."
Say, what is the matter with your big beauty calling me today" Xia Yunjie noticed that Shen Liti began to grit her teeth again, and did not dare to continue to tease, so she hurriedly changed the topic and asked."
Hmph, can't I call you if I have nothing to do, I'm not as ruthless and unrighteous as you" Shen Liti was obviously still angry, and said angrily when she heard the words."
That's, that's.But I'm driving, and when I was seen by the police, I had to deduct some fines.If there is nothing else, let's make porridge on the phone another day" Shen Liti's angry words were too "ambiguous", and Xia Yunjie was flustered when he heard it, and hurriedly said."
Cut, you drive the car, drive you," Shen Liti immediately disdained when she heard this."
Why look down on people, haven't you heard of Shibei three days to be impressed, although I am not rich and handsome, but it is okay to drive a small car and live a petty bourgeois life."
Xia Yunjie wanted to hang up the phone early, but when he saw Shen Liti say this, he couldn't help but raise the bar with her."
Giggles, just your pretending to be a ghost, don't be impressed for three days, don't listen to your nonsense, do you need your help in the past two days?"
Seeing Xia Yunjie's coaxing appearance, Shen Liti couldn't help but want to laugh and couldn't help but want to hit him, but in the end, she remembered her life's major event and turned to business."
Cut, I thought you were really okay and wanted to ask me for phone porridge, it turns out that you have something to ask me for help" Xia Yunjie was slightly disappointed when he heard this."
Giggles, it's okay to ask you for phone porridge, it's so beautiful" Listening to Xia Yunjie's devastated voice, Shen Liti couldn't help but laugh happily."
Hehe, let's talk about it, what do you need my help with, it's not that you're going to ask me to pretend to be your boyfriend" Seeing Shen Liti smiling so happily, with a hint of smugness in her laughter, Xia Yunjie's frustrated mood quickly disappeared, and asked with a smile."
No, I said master, you don't really know how to divinate and tell fortunes, I haven't even said it, how do you know" Shen Liti exclaimed in surprise when she heard this."
No, you called, you are really going to ask me to pretend to be your boyfriend" Xia Yunjie was dumbfounded when he heard it, and he said it casually, but he didn't expect to be hit by him.What kind of world is this, how did he become a professional pretending to be a boyfriend since he graduated, is his little white face suitable for playing a boyfriend Just a short time ago, he made a cameo appearance as Du Haiqiong's boyfriend, and now it is Shen Liti's turn."
Nonsense, it's not that I ask you to pretend to be my boyfriend, but I want you to really be my boyfriend" Shen Liti couldn't help but be a little depressed when she saw that Xia Yunjie's reaction was not surprise, but being frightened.Growing up so big, it's all men who revolve around her Shen Liti, it's good to be replaced by Xia Yunjie, this kid, since the first time they met and took a taxi, this guy has always been lame to her, and until now, she still takes the initiative to call him more often.Like today, if a man heard the news, he would have been happy to be able to smoke for the ancestral grave, but this kid was actually frightened."
I know, I know.However, can you find someone else to play a boyfriend, I'm really not good at it. ”Xia Yunjie, who came back to his senses, said in horror.Just kidding, last time I pretended to be Du Haiqiong, first I was questioned by the seven aunts and eight aunts for a long time like three interrogations, and then I spent a long night in the same room with Du Haiqiong, and now Xia Yunjie has palpitations, and now Shen Liti has popped up again, can he not be frightened Shen Liti heard this, and thought to herself, okay, you Xia Yunjie, you can play Du Haiqiong's boyfriend, you can play my boyfriend, you are not good at it, so go to find someone else, "You are not good at Master Xia, can you tell me, How did you successfully play Du Haiqiong's boyfriend and please her whole family?""
Ah, Du Haiqiong told you about this woman, and she asked me to keep it a secret for her" Xia Yunjie was depressed when he heard it.I knew that Du Haiqiong had already told Shen Liti, he was not that kind of rhetoric, and now he is a villain who does not talk about friendship in vain."
Hmph, if you can believe a woman's words, the sow can go up the tree," Shen Liti said as a matter of course."
Ahem, you seem to be a woman too."
Xia Yunjie kindly reminded."
If you want to talk about it, do you help or not" Shen Liti asked very "domineeringly"."
We're all friends, and from the bottom of my heart, I'm certainly willing to help.But as you know, although I successfully played Haiqiong's boyfriend last time, I also left a lot of troubles.For example, her family likes me very much now, and they have begun to ask about when they will get married, and her parents still think that Haiqiong and I are already that, and they arranged us in the same room, think about it, in case your family is also "Since Du Haiqiong has already told Shen Liti everything, Xia Yunjie naturally refuses directly at this time, but begins to analyze the pros and cons of pretending to be a boyfriend with her, so as to dispel her ridiculous idea."
Wait, what did you just say that you had sex with Haiqiong" Before Xia Yunjie could finish speaking, he was interrupted by Shen Liti."
Ahem, ah, um, oh, no, no" Shen Liti interrupted like this, Xia Yunjie was dumbfounded again, damn, I said it, Du Haiqiong, the woman didn't mention the matter of having sex at all, "No, it's nothing, it's not having sex or not going to bed" Shen Liti interrupted again."
Ahem, that's not the main problem.The problem is, we can deceive for a while, but we can't deceive for a lifetime, you see, now it will be difficult for me and Du Haiqiong to end, I am worried every day, what if her parents want to see us, what should we do if we want to get married, fortunately, Du Haiqiong is far away in Hong Kong, and it is rare to go home once in a few months, and you can delay and delay, but you are different, you are in Haizhou City, if this really fools your parents, they also urge us to get married or something, then it's not over" Xia Yunjie didn't dare to continue to talk to Shen Liti on the topic of sleeping in the same room or going to bed, this kind of thing will only get darker and darker, so I hurriedly brought the topic back to pretending to be a boyfriend, of course, the main purpose is to persuade Shen Liti to dispel this idea."
Look at you, it's a big deal to get married," Shen Liti blurted out."
What kind of marriage, please, don't joke around" Not to mention, Shen Liti's words really scared Xia Yunjie a lot.Married, how to get married, there are several women outside, either they are all married together, or they are all dragged like this, there is no reason to only marry one of them magnificently, and leave the other women aside.Not to mention that Shen Liti is not his woman now, Shen Liti just subconsciously blurted out just now, and after saying the words, she secretly scolded herself for speaking out of proportion, and at the same time, her pretty face became more and more beautiful, for fear that Xia Yunjie would really think that he liked him, as if he would not marry.But Shen Liti never expected that Xia Yunjie's reaction would be like this, and she couldn't help but cry out in shame and annoyance: "Hey, Xia Yunjie, you stinky master, what kind of attitude do you have, is this girl so inferior, is she not worthy of you, as for being scared like this, let me tell you, you want to marry this girl, but this girl won't marry you."
If you want money or not, if you want to be unattractive, you can pick up a man on the street at random, and you are better than you. ”"That's, that's.In that case, why don't you go and pretend to be a man," Xia Yunjie said with a sigh of relief."
Xia Yunjie, if you excuse yourself like this, don't blame this girl for cutting you off" Seeing Xia Yunjie's obvious relief, and the appearance of being afraid that he would not be able to dodge, Shen Liti couldn't help but start gritting her teeth again.t1706231537: