Hethanna is serious.Seeing the little bat spirit's eyes, Hao Ren knew that this girl was not joking at all, but what she said still made people want to mutter: "I said......
Was Vivien really so miserable before?
”"Do you still have questions about this?"
Hathanna glanced at Hao Ren angrily, "Lord Vivien has been known for being poor for a full 10,000 years, what level of poverty do you think this must be?"
I'll tell you, I'm not kidding you, and if you've met the historical Vivian, then inviting her to dinner is definitely the first step to making her trust you!
”Hao Ren's heart moved, and he suddenly remembered a conversation with Vivien a long time ago, when he asked Vivian how he would greet him if he saw the "Countess of the Red Moon" in history, and Vivien smiled and said, "Just invite me to dinner......
Is this the power of fate?
An unintentional word that day is about to come true today."
You can buy a bat with a meal," Lily looked disdainful when she heard Heatherian's words, "and why didn't she get along with anyone back then—as if she hadn't made a few friends in 10,000 years." ”"Do you think it's easy to make friends with Lord Vivien?"
Hethiana sighed, "You don't even appreciate how bad luck Mistress Vivien's aura is.Ordinary people can basically go bankrupt within three days of contact with her, and those with a solid family usually can't resist half a month, so if you invite her to eat vegetarian fried cakes, you have to be prepared that you can only afford to eat vegetarian fried cakes for the next three years.Back then, some ancient families wanted to get closer to her in order to use her fame and prestige, and they all went with the consciousness of giving up half of their family property......"
Hesperius also corroborated by the side: "At the beginning, Mount Olympus had the best relationship with Vivian, and the god king Zeus often invited her to dinner, and the behind-the-scenes cost of each meal could often drain half a year's taxes from a city-state - as long as she came as a guest, we would suffer losses due to various natural disasters**."
But compared to the power brought by the 'Countess of the Red Moon', these costs are still worth it, at least outside of the time that Vivien fell asleep, the surrounding gods and goddesses would never dare to come to trouble the Olympus family, after all, the Countess would go crazy and it would be a river of blood, and she would do whatever it took to protect the place where she could eat well......"
Hao Ren: "...... the groove. ”Hethiana added, "Of course, these effects are limited to trying to get closer to Lord Vivien, and it's safe for you to just pass by her."
It is precisely because of this physique that Lord Vivien has never been close to anyone, and she hardly gets close to anyone except for a few who are open to being friends with her.That's why I was so surprised to see you and Vivien-sama together. ”At this time, Raven 12345 patted Hao Ren on the shoulder: "So you understand, I didn't joke at all when I told you that Vivian's evil thought body attribute is 'poor', the weight of this 'poor' is much more serious than you think, it is a disaster, and its destructive power is no less than that of ordinary evil thoughts." ”Hao Ren's forehead jumped with blue tendons: "Then why am I fine......"
"You are a demigod, you have a whole true god system behind you to support you, what debuff can take effect on you?"
”Raven 12345 raised an eyebrow, "Are you so unconfident in the organization?"
”Hao Ren hurriedly waved his hand again and again: "Okay, okay, I understand, it's too weird for this topic to continue, let's get down to business, right?"
”When it came to getting down to business, Hethanna and Hesperius became serious again, and the latter nodded: "That's right, what you should know more about how to survive in the Age of Mythology than how to approach Vivien after finding her."
With your skills, it's no problem to survive in the human world, but you're going to a time and space distorted by Vivien, and the 'source points' of those time and space will all be related to the Age of Mythology, or to some powerful alien races.It's almost impossible for a human to move freely in that environment, and basically after crossing the medieval timeline, you're faced with supernatural forces and dark horrors dominating."
Let's go back in history, in modern times, you face the least challenges, you have to deal with basically isolated aliens or hermit families in hiding, they have been frightened by witchers, you can disguise yourself as a human wizard and contact them, but be careful of being targeted by witchers, although the frequency of witchers at that time has been greatly reduced compared to the Middle Ages, but you may still meet them in remote villages and ancient cities with ancient ruins, and once you meet, you will have to ......
"when you are close to the Middle Ages." , you have to be vigilant, it is the last rays of the mythological age to dissipate, the witchers are fighting alien races all over the world, there is conflict everywhere in the open and in the dark, no matter what identity you pretend to be, you can be attacked.Your best disguise is actually a witcher, and I think these two witchers next to you can give you good guidance. ”Hasselblad and White Fire next to them nodded, and Raven 12345 had called them for this, apparently for this."
Going back to the Middle Ages, until around the first year of the Common Era, when the witchers and aliens were engaged in frontal warfare, it was relatively safe because the parties had a clearer sphere of influence, and the assassinations and secret investigations were not as horrific as later generations, and if all disputes were laid out in the open, you would have saved a lot of trouble.But you'd better not disguise yourself as a wizard, because at that time human wizards were still slaves in captivity of alien families, with little power to move freely, and a wandering human wizard was quite eye-catching.You can disguise yourself as the Bloodline, as the Bloodline was the most widespread supernatural race at the time, lacking a unified organization.Hethanna has a way of getting this breath for you."
Further back, you will enter the real mythological age, this stage is needless to say, the 'rebels' army is still a small trouble on the edge of the world, the human race has no power, the whole world is ruled by the supernatural race, you can continue to disguise yourself as a blood race, but at that time Vivien's main range of activities is ancient Greece, you should also be teleported to that area, so I suggest you disguise yourself as a 'half-blood descendant' of the Olympus family or' Demigod Hero', and then give yourself a well-known name, as long as you don't make too much of a big noise, basically it won't be exposed.After all, you also know that at that time, ......"
Hao Ren waved his hand without waiting for the other party to finish: "I understand, I understand, Zeus messes with the relationship between men and women......"
Hesperius's face was instantly a little embarrassed, but he still continued: "This disguise also has hidden dangers, because if Vivien was a guest of the Olympus family at that time, then you would have dealt with the people of our family sooner or later, so you'd better not explain which god you are a half-blood descendant from the beginning, and let the guys on the mountain fight by themselves, Anyway, they fight all day long about this kind of thing. ”Hao Ren smacked his lips: "Tsk, it's really troublesome......
Forget it, getting Vivien back is the most important thing.Anyway, how about I go to you then?
”"Not well," Hesperius waved his hand, "because I didn't know you then." ”"That's right......
What about going on?
”"If you continue, you should enter the early barbarian era, there is not much advice I can give you in that era," Hesperius frowned, "It was the era of survival in the wilderness of various supernatural races, all family forces and social rules were a mess, and the whole world was undeveloped, so I will give you a suggestion......
The one with the big fist is the boss. ”Hao Ren was impressed by this suggestion."
Finally, I would like to remind you that no matter where you go back in, as long as you are in the age of mythology, you must remember one sentence," Hesperith's expression became serious, "the age of mythology is barbaric—no matter how glamorous the clothes and the palatial palaces are, the social order is based on plunder and slavery, and this is true within the state, and even more so on the outside, and the different races are almost inherently mortal enemies, and no matter what identity you disguise, you are equivalent to creating enemies several times at the same time." , so don't think you can rely on reason and logic to deal with the guys at that time. ”Hao Ren smiled slightly: "Reason and logic are established within the range of the cannon, they can not listen to me, anyway, I can beat them until I listen to me." ”Hesperius clapped his hands gently: "Congratulations, you have mastered the first rules of life in the age of mythology. ”"Next, we'll tell you about the witchers," Hasselblad walked up as Hesperith stepped back, "You'll be dealing with witchers for most of your journey, and the high level of organization and discipline of witchers is the biggest challenge you'll face compared to the loose and chaotic alien families, but it's not without loopholes, you have to keep in mind......"
When everything was arranged, Hao Ren stood in front of the surging vortex.Black-red smoke rolled in the whirlpool, making it impossible to see anything inside the smoke, and blood-red lightning swam outside the whirlpool, as creepy as suddenly bursting blood vessels."
Can't I even bring a data terminal?"
Hao Ren glanced back at Raven 12345."
For the sake of the stability of the 'sandbox system', the fewer consciousness bodies involved, the better," Raven 12345 had a non-negotiable and serious expression on his face, "but as long as you follow the points we just reminded, there will be no major problems."
And the things you have in your space can still be used, and in a primitive world, those things are enough to help you with most of your troubles. ”Hao Ren exhaled and turned around: "Okay, then I'll go." ”As soon as the words fell, he had stepped into the black-red vortex.His figure flickered twice, and then dissipated into the depths of the clouds like a shattered dream.The platform was quiet for a long time, and Nangong May carefully broke the silence: "Na......
What shall we do?
”Several pairs of eyes fell on Raven 12345 at the same time, and the goddess sister thought carefully for a moment before speaking, "Let's ......
How many tables of mahjong will you have?
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