Hao Ren walked on the way home, holding a stack of inferior printing paper in his hand, feeling particularly excited.By the way, there were a little tears.From today on, he is an employee of a cross-world super civilization, an earthling who can talk directly to the gods, and behind him is a behemoth like the Time and Space Administration that can make people tremble for a long time, he holds the contract of the gods in his hand, and his work number can still be found in the heavenly attendance book - if thrown into a theocratic world, he can even proudly declare himself a candidate for the Holy Son, and as long as he passes the internship test, he can change from a contract Holy Son to a lifelong Holy Son......
Do you think this can make people's hearts surge and tears in their eyes by the way?
Why is the matter of the gods different from what I saw in TV novels before!
But in any case, Hao Ren was registered in a rather unbelievable place, and no matter how strange that raven 12345 and the space-time authority behind her and the entire "Xiling Empire" were, in short, they were more incredible than anything Hao Ren had seen before.Hao Ren looked down at the contract in his hand, and recalled in his mind what Raven 12345 said to him at the end: "From today onwards, you will be a probationary examiner, and taking care of the tenants in your house is your only task at the moment."
We are not accustomed to using the church form to manage our own direct organizations according to the general religion, so our unit rates employees according to attendance and merit, you better not follow those religious legends and church brochures on the earth, I have met this kind of bear child in other worlds......
Don't bother, just work hard. ”Sighing silently, reconfirming that he was on a thief ship, Hao Ren folded up the chapters of torn paper and stuffed them into his pocket, preparing to go back and lock them to a safe place to prevent them from being torn and eaten by "rolling".To be honest, Hao Ren didn't fully believe in his experience today, and he was also suspicious of that raven 12345, especially when he was holding such a few pieces of paper in his hand, he was even more suspicious of the whole thing (nonsense, have you ever seen the Celestial Contract typed out with a printer?).
And there are typos on it!
）, but as I said before, Hao Ren is a person who can recognize the situation very clearly, no matter what the origin of that raven 12345 is, anyway, the difference between her and Hao Ren is the difference between gods and men purely from the perspective of skills, even if she makes typos and likes to pick her nails, eat pancakes, fruit rolls, and speak upside down......
That's not something that ordinary people can deal with.Therefore, if Hao Ren wants to ensure that his life is happy, he must cooperate well.Walking on the deserted suburban road under the scorching sun, Hao Ren took out his mobile phone to check the time, and looked at the road that was empty in front and behind, and he couldn't even see a ghost, and couldn't help but sigh in his heart: This is too unreliable to work for God, why don't you even give a means of transportation to solve it, and you are a prophet in a theocratic society, how can you accept the call from the gods (that is, sign a contract), and have to squeeze the bus yourself when you go home?
And I waited for a long time and didn't wait to get on the bus!
He couldn't help but think of the myths and legends on the earth, and tried to find out how those holy sons and prophets in history came home after the enlightenment, whether to squeeze the carriage with others or run back, but after thinking for a long time, he couldn't come to a conclusion: Which Bible will write this!
Just when he was thinking about it in his heart, a ringtone suddenly came into his ears, Hao Ren grabbed his mobile phone and looked at it, and found that it was an unknown number - fortunately, it was not a supernatural number like 00000012345 who wanted to kill people."
Hey, hello, who are you looking for?"
Hao Ren picked up the phone and asked very politely - from now on he is a person with status, always pay attention to his words and deeds, although the goddess on his head is not very reliable, he decided to make himself appear more reliable.As a result, Lily's voice came from the earpiece, with a little anxiety: "Landlord!
It's me!
I'm Lily!
”"II......
Lily?
”Hao Ren almost called out the words "second werewolf", but fortunately controlled it in time, "What's wrong?"
”"Oh, I just remembered that there was your phone number on the advertisement for renting a house, I searched for a whole day yesterday and couldn't find the address, how good it would be if I called you directly......
Hao Ren sweated on his forehead: "......
You are burning the fire and calling me just to say this?
”Lily's voice suddenly became excited: "Ah no!
Vivien's situation is a little wrong, she suddenly flew out just now, and flew out when she opened the window in broad daylight!
I couldn't catch up even if I tried my best!
”Hao Ren really wanted to shout out: This is the point, okay!
Why are you calling upside down?"
Vivien flew out?
Turned into a bat flying?
”Hao Ren didn't know why he was still paying attention to this strange thing at this time, because he was already a little confused: he had just patted his chest at a woman who claimed to be a god a few minutes ago and promised to let the strange creatures in the house live in peace, but he had only left the house for a few minutes, and something happened at home!"
It's a whole bunch of bats," Lily corrected seriously, and then said hurriedly, "and she said that this place was unsafe when she flew away......
I didn't know who to call, so I called you. ”"You wait at home, don't run out casually, I'll go back soon."
Hao Ren said hurriedly, and at the same time, out of the corner of his eye, he saw a tattered bus coming from not far away, he stopped the bus while explaining to Lily, and then hung up the phone with fire, squeezed into the car and began to wonder: What the hell is that Vivian doing?
Although Hao Ren didn't know much about the aliens, and the only knowledge he had was from the unreliable urban legends of the TV novels (which had proven to be unreliable at all), he was at least sure that vampires would be uncomfortable in the sun, and Vivien admitted it herself, so he was sure that the vampire turned into a bunch of bats and flew out in the middle of the day definitely not because he woke up and wanted to go out for a walk—there must have been some emergency!
And what does Vivien mean when she says "this place is not safe"?
Referring to your own home?
Hao Ren knew that the creature with the highest combat power in his family was the same werewolf except for the vampire, and Vivian basically didn't look down on Lily, so he could completely rule out the drama of "the vampire was expelled by the werewolf breath", so why is the house not safe?
Hao Ren suddenly felt that the task given to him by the raven 12345 was ......
I'm afraid there are pits.It had been half an hour since Hao Ren returned to the old town in the southern suburbs, and as soon as he got out of the car, he saw several people in work clothes walking from the opposite side, and his heart suddenly tightened: Exposed so soon?
What are these people doing?
A researcher from the Chinese Academy of Sciences?
Set a trap ready to catch a vampire?
Installing surveillance devices near your home?
Special Operators disguised as Netcom employees?
As a result, when they got close to Hao Ren, he breathed a sigh of relief: it turned out to be a group of maintenance teams......
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When several maintenance team members walked by, Hao Ren vaguely heard their conversation: "......
It's the first time I've encountered this situation in so many years, how did that brick fly up?
”"Who knows, it can't be thrown by someone, right?
The TV tower is so high, who is so big.But it's really evil, that brick almost broke three steel bars, ......"
Who said it wasn't, today I went on to say that the TV signal in the southern suburbs was broken, and I thought it was going on, but half a brick was smashed into the signal tower, how can we write this work report?"
”As several maintenance teams drifted away, Hao Ren listened to them in a daze and figured out two things: first, he knew what was going on with the TV at home without signal.Second, he knew where one of the bricks that Lily had thrown out during the fight with Vivien had flown somewhere......
I know that this tube is for eggs!
Hao Rensa ran to the door of his house, first cautiously made sure that there were no special combat soldiers and suspicious elements in black suits lurking around, and then stepped forward to open the door, but he opened the door by himself before he could insert the key into the keyhole.Vivien stood in front of her with a smile on her face: "Landlord, are you back?"
”Hao Ren almost didn't come up in one breath, and finally gasped, and looked at the vampire girl in front of him who was said to have "flown out" in a daze, and his face was cloudy: "Vivian, you......
Didn't you fly away?
”Vivian laughed dryly: "Well, it's true that I'm out of the door in a bit of a situation, but I'm back." ”Hao Ren: "......" will have to live like this in the future?!