Vivian's cooking is still quite surprising to Hao Ren, after all, this girl is a real vampire, you see how the vampires in movies and TV series live: red cloak and black dress, a 20,000-square-meter castle made by the sea, a row of slaves full of jewels, every day from six o'clock in the morning to sleep beauty sleep in one breath until half past eight in the evening, get up with a bottle of eighty-two years of blood plasma, and then invite a room full of fox friends and dogs to dance street dance until twelve o'clock in the evening (of course, the one is called a ball), Finally, standing on the balcony with a glass of red wine and squeezing at the moon until the wee hours of the morning and going to bed - this is the life of a serious vampire, low-key luxury has connotations, but Vivien, a poor and crazy vampire, is not among them: not only does she not need to rely on blood to sustain her life, but she can also eat Hao Ren's shoddy boiled noodles, and even cook on a human gas stove......
It's surprising enough just to think about that.But it wasn't until Vivien brought the meal to the table that Hao Ren realized that he was surprised early.Vivian's craftsmanship is actually good, but the dishes are quite puzzling: there are garlic eggplants, garlic beans, garlic mixed with vermicelli, all the color, flavor and flavor, the whole living room is wafting a thick garlic fragrance, Hao Ren feels that he is swimming in the sea of garlic, and the guy who is known as a vampire sits down at the table and throws a clove of garlic into his mouth......
This way of eating is that ordinary people can't stand it, okay!
Hao Ren and Lily were dumbfounded, and then the two of them looked at Vivien in unison, and said in unison: "Are you really a vampire?!"
”Vivian immediately straightened her expression solemnly, and sat upright: "Please call me the blood clan, this is a very serious question......"
"Don't be hypocritical at this time, okay!"
”Hao Ren said while calculating in his heart how many three views he still had to rebuild, "Do you want to suck ......
Bloodlines aren't afraid of garlic?
You're eating garlic as a meal, aren't you?
”Vivien looked down at the dishes on the table, and then it dawned on her: "Oh, you said this - ordinary bloods really don't like this very much, and low-level vampires can get sick because of the smell of garlic, but I don't know how......
I'm not afraid anyway.When life is the hardest, even eating normally is a problem, and you pay attention to what is delicious or not. ”Hao Ren was dumbfounded, and then touched his nose: "I've always wanted to ask, you suck ......
How did the Bloodline become so poor?
”"How do I know?
Anyway, since I can remember, I lost my fortune, I lost things when I didn't have currency, I lost shells when I used shells as currency, I lost coins when I used metal currency, and now I started to lose money, and it was difficult to find a job, and it was difficult to do business, and I made up my mind to be a bad guy to rob a **, but I also put six pounds upside down to someone when I saw her pitiful......"
Vivian spread out her hands, her face was full of resignation after thousands of years of bad luck, but as she spoke, she suddenly remembered something and showed a proud look, and began to grope around her body, After a while, he took out a pair of silver shining armbands: "Actually, I still have some good things, you see this, I was reluctant to exchange it for money when I was the poorest, this is what I found in a small village in Egypt hundreds of years ago, a sterling silver armband, worn on the arm to ward off evil spirits......
"Hao Ren:" ......"
Vivian pulled out a small chain from the collar again, and a cross was hung on the chain: "This was obtained near the Vatican, I lived in Europe for a while, my wallet was stolen, my job was lost, and the place where I lived was on fire, I had no money and nowhere to go, so I had to go to the church to eat miscellaneous meals, because of my diligent hands and feet, the priest gave me such a cross, which is said to have been blessed by the Pope himself, which can ward off evil spirits~~" "And this, this piece of wood was obtained when I went to Wutai Mountain a few years ago, and it was given by an old Taoist priest, which can ward off evil spirits!"
”"And this amulet, I got it from a group of Vikings hundreds of years ago, and I did them a little favor.This amulet can be effective, and it can be worn on the body to ward off evil spirits!
”"In short, I have summed up a rule, that is, I will definitely lose the money I carry, but since humans have money, I will not lose the things I carry with me......
This must be the fault of the will of the Great Universe!
”Hao Ren silently put the bowl down, pinched his thigh vigorously to make sure that he was not dreaming, and then glared at Vivian: "Again, are you really a vampire?!"
”"How many times have you said that it's not a vampire, you should call me blood......
Forget it, humans often confuse this anyway," Vivien waved her hand rather generously, "Landlord, why are you bothering about this?"
”Hao Ren looked at the person in front of him with a broken look (before that, she was wearing a thin black dress, where were all so many things hidden?)
）The "vampire" felt that the heart attack was about to be committed: "You still ward off evil spirits?!"
You're an evil person yourself!
You've killed as many vampires as you have!
”"I don't know what's going on," Vivien said, "I've never been afraid of these things since I was born!"
And wearing these things might be able to dispel my bad luck—if you can't dispel bad luck, you can also strengthen my courage. ”Lily ate the bowl as quickly as a puppy, and then looked up and muttered, "As a vampire, it's a shame to hang a cross amulet to give yourself courage." ”This second goods is not surprised at all!
The angle she focuses on is really personal......
Anyway, the dinner was finished in a strange atmosphere, and Hao Ren reacquainted himself with one of his abnormal tenants: Vivien.This is not only a poor vampire, but also a vampire who is not afraid of garlic, silver, crosses, and even all kinds of evil magic weapons around the world, and this magical creature even has at least six catties of amulets on its body to try to reverse its bad luck - listen to this measure word!
Catty!
From this, you can think about how many bits and pieces this guy is carrying......
After eating, everyone had their own things to do, and this temporary "** combination" ushered in the first day of peace in the real sense (before that, there was either a fight, or Hao Ren was not at home).A human landlord (or possibly an employee of the Time and Space Authority), a werewolf who is chirping, a vampire who is dying of poverty, and a black and white kitten named "Roll", Hao Ren feels that it is a miracle that the residents of this room can get together.Now Lily is squatting in the living room watching TV, yes, just squatting in the living room watching TV, the posture is similar to that of a puppy, and there is a squatting next to her "roll", the two of them are like sisters.It seems that the second werewolf is finally getting used to this cat, although she is still a little nervous, and as long as there is the slightest movement of "roll", Lily will quickly change the channel respectfully, but at least she did not run behind the sofa and hide like yesterday.Vivien, on the other hand, went out for a walk: as a nocturnal creature, Vivien's biological clock was active after the sun had set, and she decided to fly to the city in the hope of finding a job......
Hao Ren understands a little bit why this vampire is so poor and can't find a job, she will die if she adjusts her biological clock a little?
The third watch went out in the middle of the night to look for a job, is this a hole in the brain?
After Vivien turned into a giant bat and melted into the night, Hao Ren also carried the chaise longue to the open space outside.There are sparsely populated here, bringing an unusually quiet environment, there is a large open space in front of the small apartment building, so far no one occupies it, so now it has become Hao Ren's "territory" by default, after dinner, Hao Ren decided to come here to blow a cool breeze according to his habits, and think about life in the quiet night, this environment is much healthier than the air conditioning in the house.Of course, the main reason is that he really doesn't want to be alone with Lily for too long, for fear of losing his IQ......
That second-hand werewolf is watching a dog food advertisement, can you believe it?
Hao Ren felt that even if he hid in the bedroom through a wall, he would have to suck out a third of his intelligence!
The summer nights in the northern cities were much cooler than those in the south, and Hao Ren lay on the chaise longue in his usual cool place, listening to the distant sounds of people and insects faintly mixed together, and gradually became a little tired.Half-asleep, half-awake, he seemed to feel an unusual breeze on his cheeks.The gust of wind was fresh and slightly cool, completely devoid of the roughness of human activity in the modern city, and the gust of wind woke Hao Ren, who was almost asleep, and he sat up suddenly—and then the chaise longue was folded and he was clamped up.But he had seen the strange situation around him.