Although the five-digit white-haired witch didn't look very reliable, she still couldn't go wrong with what she promised, Hao Ren waited for the organization to allocate the activity funds to him, and he felt tears streaming down his eyes when he looked at the extra digits on the bank card: This treatment is really good, if Raven 12345 had directly slapped this string of zeros on his face, he would definitely be happier than anything else when he signed the contract!
Hao Ren realized one thing: he had to learn to get rid of the daily thinking of the small people, and look at the monster organization of the "Time and Space Administration" from a higher perspective, the currency of the world is probably just an action prop for this organization, and it is unlimited wholesale - Hao Ren has the intention to hold the bank card and ask Raven 12345 to give him a few more zeros, but then he still doesn't feel embarrassed to think about it......
But in any case, the activity funds are solved, and by the way, Vivian's meal expenses for at least two years have been solved: since the waste wood vampire lived in the house, Hao Ren has been raising her for nothing, saying that he should hire a nanny and save some electricity bills or something to offset the rent, in fact, most of it is still a joke, Hao Ren is a flat-headed ordinary person, how can the grade rise to this level, he is just looking for a reason to let himself and Vivian accept this status quo of eating white food with peace of mind.But now that wasn't a problem, the five-figure white-haired witch had allocated him enough money to travel the world, and let them pick up someone in England......
On the way to the Capital International Airport, Vivian muttered to her more than once: "Landlord, do you say that the Time and Space Administration is still recruiting?"
I'll go over and help them cool down!
”After getting on the plane, Vivian was still talking about this question, and Hao Ren couldn't help it: "Come less, this requires talent, do you know, I am more or less a reserve civil servant and alternate saint, do you think it is so easy to be-and the white-haired witch's house is warm in winter and cool in summer, a goddess, I guess she doesn't need air conditioning......"
Vivian has been responsible for cooling the whole house at home for the past two days, saving electricity bills, and everyone in the family has already defaulted to her air conditioner.The vampire girl pouted, then leaned over the porthole of the plane and watched curiously?
”"It's okay, it's solid, don't forget its origin," Hao Ren was not worried at all, this time the family went out collectively, naturally it was not possible to take a cat on the plane, and it was not realistic to do an international consignment for that beast, so he left the "roll" at home and entrusted it to a neighbor to take care of, but in fact, Hao Ren was very sure that the clever beast was more likely to sneak out of someone else's house the next day and be self-reliant: it had a criminal record, "I think it could dominate all the cat and dog dens on the whole street with a physique of less than ten catties, The ability to survive in the wild is better than mine.Two years ago, when I first raised it, I was worried about going out, but then I was not afraid: throw it out for a month, and that guy can come back and gain more than half a pound......
"Landlord, what do you think Britain should look like?"
I've never been there. ”Lily sat across from Hao Ren, and now asked curiously while tilting her head to look out the window: Landing on all fours.This "event fund" is abundant, and Hao Ren also bought the first class directly with a tyrant atmosphere, so the space around the couple is spacious, and there is also a partition between them and other passengers, and Lily, the guy who can't be quiet, has been twisting around for most of the day before the plane takes off.Of course, the reason for buying a first-class cabin is that there are abundant funds on the one hand, and more importantly, the private space on the first-class side is better - Hao Ren knows that he has two guys with a very special racial composition, although theoretically these two experienced superheroines will not drop the chain, but he is still cautious of ordinary people, and wants to keep these two at a distance from ordinary people on the journey as much as possible, so that it is more convenient to talk about some "confidential topics"."
I don't know, I haven't been there either," Hao Ren shrugged and turned his head to look at Vivien, "By the way, you're sure again, you've really been to England, haven't you?"
It's up to you to be our guide over there, you claim to be a ...... who can speak English" "Of course, I value my reputation very much, and I don't talk nonsense," Vivien straightened her chest, "How can I say that I have traveled all over the world, I knew that the earth was round back in the days when you humans ate raw meat, why haven't you ever been?"
I also worked as a ...... in the Vatican" Hao Ren quickly coughed twice: "Ahem, there is no need to mention the days of eating in the church, I really don't know what your fellow people will think when they know about your glorious experience." ”"They?
I haven't seen them in hundreds of years, most of them are stubborn idiots, and a few smart guys are more hideable than I am," Vivien shrugged, "Our clan is very loose, even in its heyday, it was scattered, or how could we be marginalized to the extent we are now."
Alas, don't mention the things of the past, and when you mention it, it's melancholy - how did I live my life in a daze?
”Hao Ren smiled: "You also know that you are confused.Okay, just know that you know the way in English, save the time to find a guide, we can't ask others for help, the raven said that in order to experience the new employee's ability to do things, he won't even give a map......
"Vivien patted her chest confidently: "Don't worry, don't worry, Arthur Pendragon didn't scold me in front of me in the street back then - I have lived there for more than 130 years, and I speak English like a mother tongue." ”Hao Ren listened stunned for a moment, always feeling that something was wrong, but Vivian's words were too informative, and they didn't give people a chance to analyze them in detail, so in the end, he nodded and stopped delving into this issue.After a while, Hao Ren saw that Lily hadn't calmed down yet, so he found a topic to attract the werewolf girl's attention: "There is a question I have always wanted to ask, how do you solve this identity problem when you live in the human world?"
Especially you, Lily, how did you get it?
”This question has been bothering Hao Ren for several days: how much Vivian can still be regarded as old and refined for the time being, how did Lily, the second thing, solve her identity problem in modern society?
She claims to have been running around the world since the Republic of China era, and when the declaration was still there, she was a famous literary and artistic young woman in Da Shanghai Beach, and it has been nearly a hundred years, and the form of the citizenship certificate has changed I don't know how much, Lily is such a second commodity that can be mixed in the human world - and it looks better than Vivian's, which is really curious.Hearing this, Lily also squatted down in her seat, and there seemed to be a pair of pointed ears on her head that trembled: "It's not difficult, I have seen your social order established from scratch, and living in human society or something, I have no difficulty." ”Speaking of this, Lily suddenly raised her head very smartly, and her always unreliable brain finally became wise: "Why especially me?"
You think I'm stupid?
”Hao Ren hurriedly shook his head, Vivian next to him turned his face and looked like he couldn't bear to look at it directly, while Lily pointed out it one by one: "I know you always think I'm not very smart, I have a keen six senses, I just don't bother to be serious with you, it's a matter of attitude to life."
Landlord, let me tell you, don't look at me usually not good at using my brain, but I have a lot of skills behind it!
I know a lot of people, such as......
Well, those people are almost all dead, so let's not talk about it.I'm awesome anyway!
”Hao Ren wiped the cold sweat from his head, and his intuition told him that Lily was likely to say a lot of names that scared people to death just now, many of which must be forbidden, but fortunately, the werewolf girl stopped talking earlier.There are similar surprises every day with these two superwomen in the family, and they mention those historical celebrities in a tone as if they are talking about the old Zhao family at the corner of the street, completely ignoring how the listeners' livers tremble.At this time, the preparation for the take-off of the plane was finally completed, and a flight attendant began to remind passengers to sit in their seats and fasten their seat belts, and Lily, who had been tossing for a long time, also obediently and honestly, fastened her seat belts with her hands and feet, and then she and Hao Ren discovered a stunned fact at the same time: Vivian seemed to be trembling......
She used to always have a steady temperament, at least a bit of a vampire demeanor, but now her face began to change when she heard the notice that the plane was about to take off, and she didn't even seem to understand how to use the seat belt, Hao Ren couldn't help but ask after helping Vivian buckle the seat belt: "Are you still afraid of flying?"
You've got wings yourself!
”"I've never sat on this ......," Vivien said weakly.Hao Ren was suddenly quite surprised: this vampire who had even squatted next to him to watch the whole time when the Pyramid of Khufu was built, and the vampire who was so well-informed that he was mad, had never taken a plane?
Vivian was about to cry: "I can't buy a flight ticket......
Hao Ren: "......"