It turns out that when a guy who is very unusual in every way confidently tells you that everything is on her, then basically you can't expect anything - Hao Ren comprehended this truth relatively late, so it wasn't until Vivian spoke an authentic original Glu-Saxon "English" to the locals that he was stunned on the spot, wondering if his preparations for this departure were too hasty.A dizzy little landlord, a second-hand werewolf who is almost asleep but still trying to walk upright, and a vampire who usually seems reliable but is not at all good at the critical moment, these two people are full of confidence and encounter an unprecedented crisis after arriving in a foreign country: they don't know the way, they don't understand the language, and because they didn't make relevant preparations when they set off, they didn't even go online to find someone to ask for directions in the case of language barriers.Of course, there are also reasons for experience, Hao Ren is a little dizzy, he hasn't even remembered to ask the airport staff for emergency - theoretically, even if the staff here can't pass the fourth or sixth level of Mandarin, they can at least tell you how to get to the nearest embassy, but the guy who doesn't go to the road is stunned.Vivian spoke in a strange tone and communicated with a local old man passing by for a long time, Hao Ren listened to the ancient English that the ghost knew had been lost for a few years and was stunned next to him, and the old man who was pulled by Vivian was even more stunned than him, poor old man was old, and was asked by his country's native language (genuine) "what" ......
"Don't work hard," Hao Ren dragged Vivian by a hand, "Your English was used around 1100 AD, Do you know how big the difference between the accents of the ancients and the modern people a thousand years ago was?
Go home and look up the ancient Chinese pronunciation on the Internet, and you will understand. ”Vivien looked frustrated: "Why has it changed so much, I also said that only the surrounding environment is different, at least people should not change their speech, at most what I say is equivalent to classical Chinese to them......
How is it that even the pronunciation has changed?
”Hao Ren let out a long sigh: "When you were just born, human beings basically relied on roaring and beating their chests with different lengths to speak, no matter how confused you usually are, you won't even think about this, right?"
”"Am I not that old?"
Vivien's eyes widened, "You're talking about the primitives!"
”At this time, the British old man, who was confused by Vivian, saw that the two young men and women seemed to be arguing, and hurriedly came up to dissuade him (the old man is still quite a gentleman, and he is not annoyed by the old English of the almost alien language for so long), the old man dragged Hao Ren's arm and asked vigorously: "ESE?"
Areyouese？
”Hao Ren blinked, fortunately his little English foundation had not been completely thrown to his teacher, so he nodded vigorously.The patient old gentleman smiled and raised his hand to a clearing next to the terminal: there were uniformed airport staff standing there: this time, even if Hao Ren and Vivien were dull, it would be time to open up.Hao Ren and Vivian looked at each other awkwardly, thanked the old gentleman repeatedly, and then dragged Lily, who had been sleeping upright, to the staff of the terminal, the other party was a very handsome young man, with a straight uniform, looking full of vitality, Vivian stepped forward and asked: "%¥@@%¥#¥#%¥@?"
”Hao Ren pushed aside the vampire who had dropped the chain at this critical time, and looked at the airport guy with a puzzled look with a smile: "Excuse me, ......what do you think of this place?"
Halfway through, he suddenly reacted to say that it might not work, so he slowed down his tone and changed to more standard Mandarin: "Hello, I don't speak English, I want to go to a place, who should I find?"
”The airport guy frowned and listened slowly, spelled the phonetic transcription in his mind for a long time, and then showed a professional smile, pointed to the parking lot not far away, and said in a very lame Chinese: "There, there are a few taxi drivers Chinese, go to ......
Go......
Let him help you. ”Obviously, the airport guy really couldn't hold back the words in the back.This is already quite satisfying, Hao Ren thanked the airport guy very happily, and when he turned his head and walked to the parking lot, he couldn't help but sigh with emotion: I never thought that the vampire who claimed to be able to scold Arthur Pendragon against the street was useless, and the latter's greatest achievement in "English" was to stun a foreign friend, and in the end he used Chinese to ask people about the way......
Life is really more exciting than novels, because life is not reasonable at all!"
We'll sleep when we get to the hotel, you hold on a little longer."
Hao Ren turned his head and patted Lily on the shoulder, only to be answered by a series of slight snoring.It's early morning in London, and it's time for Lily to take a nap at home, she is so sleepy that she can't open her eyes, and she's completely following Hao Ren in a state of snoring with her eyes closed, but fortunately, her keen five senses as a wild animal haven't been lost: Lily followed behind Hao Ren and Vivian, shrugging her nose slightly while walking with her eyes closed, relying on the smell to keep following, but she didn't lose her ......
Hao Ren quickly found the "Chinese taxi driver" that the airport guy said, and the skin color was matched, but he found several but they were all natives: British-Chinese, and his Chinese language proficiency was better than that of the airport guy......
After tossing for a long time, he finally found a Chinese level that could barely pass, Hao Ren felt that he was exhausted, and all kinds of inconveniences of going out in a foreign country came to his mind, until this time the freshness of "cheating a lot of funds to travel abroad at public expense" at the beginning of his heart slowly dissipated, and he realized that this is really a task, a draining task - Raven 12345 said that it is to exercise the ability of new employees, which is really not fake at all!
It is estimated that Raven 12345 will get carried away immediately after calculating the opportunity for Hao Ren to get a large amount of money and public funds to travel from the beginning, and then go out without any plan.Of course, there is another possibility: Raven 12345 knew from the beginning that Hao Ren had two goods around him who were not successful enough to fail, and this was to take this opportunity to let him adapt in advance......
Although there are many things that are not prepared when going out, at least Hao Ren also knows that he has booked a hotel online in advance, and due to his wealth, the hotel he booked is also quite high-end, at least the official homepage of the hotel shows that the hotel service staff are fluent in a number of foreign languages and can provide high-quality services for Chinese tourists - now the quality is not high-quality Hao Ren has no extravagance, he just hopes that the waiter can smoothly bring him to the room, and the first thing he does after waiting for a quiet place is to contact the raven 12345, Let's see if we can find some help with the task.After being led by a Chinese driver who could barely understand the language for almost an hour, Hao Ren and his party finally entered the center of London, and came to the door of the hotel they had booked before, and paid for the car (I don't know if they were slaughtered, but now Hao Ren can't take care of so much), Vivien looked up at the sky that was completely bright, and sighed slightly: "Many years have passed, and when I first came here, there were not so many houses here." ”"Why don't you tell me that when you first set foot in Europe, humans still lived in trees," Hao Ren helped Lily, who was staggering, and complained angrily about this waste wood vampire, "Why don't you think about the difference in life between you and humans when you live so old, half of the reason why you are in such a big difficulty today is that I have too high hopes for you." ”Vivian frowned, her expression was very serious: "I have a good temper, but I also have the dignity of being a high-ranking blood clan, and if you are so cynical, it will be a ...... to the nobles" "Pay the rent for next month." ”"Of course, the mouth grows on you, and I, as a nobleman, won't worry too much about you."
Hao Ren: "......"
For the first time in his life, he saw a nobleman who could be forced to this position by a month's rent!"
According to the plan, let's rest here for a day or two, reverse the jet lag, sort out the information by the way, and then submit a report to Raven 12345, and then set off on the second or third day," Hao Ren sighed, "The address given by Raven 12345 is biased, with our experience this morning, I am afraid it will be very suspenseful to ask the locals." ”The three of them walked towards the hotel door, and on the sixth floor of the hotel, which they had not noticed, the curtain on a window was suddenly opened, and a sharp gaze scanned down for a few seconds, and then the curtain returned to its original position.