Hao Ren was delayed at Raven 12345 for most of the day, and when he came back, it was almost evening, and as soon as he turned around the corner of the street, he saw Lily who was tiptoeing at the door to look at the intersection - it looked like a puppy thrown by his owner at home to guard the door, and he was almost used to seeing this scene.When Lily saw Hao Ren appear, she immediately greeted her excitedly: "Landlord, landlord, you're back, what are you going to eat tonight?"
”"Occasionally consider your dignity as a werewolf," Hao Ren sighed and handed over the net pocket in his hand, "The big ribs you like to eat, stew them tonight, and eat pork rib noodles at noon tomorrow." ”After more than half a month of contact, Hao Ren has completely mastered Lily's temperament, this werewolf girl's preferences are simple and easy to understand, as long as she is allowed to eat delicious food, everything will be fine, and her favorite is two things, one is Vivian's stewed ribs, and the other is Hao Ren's boiled noodles - you say pork ribs, let's understand it, at least this is meat, but what is the matter when you see noodles and can't walk?
Werewolves should eat this?
Anyway, no one can figure out how Lily changed from a werewolf to an omnivore, but anyway, it's a good thing: omnivorous animals are easy to feed, and Lily really wants to be like a normal werewolf with twenty catties of fresh meat a day, even if Hao Ren can hold on financially, the butcher shop owner may not be able to hold on mentally......
Lily happily ran into the house with ribs to find Vivien, only then would she say two kind words to the latter, for two mouthfuls of delicious food, she could bow her eyebrows and bow her eyes to her old enemy, what do you say is the dignity of being a werewolf?
Hao Ren watched wordlessly as Lily went into the kitchen, locked the door in the back of the house, and then looked up and saw a big man sitting in the middle of the living room: Yizax's attention is simply incomprehensible, the height of two meters and one five is a landmark object no matter where he throws it, coupled with his antisocial fierce appearance, it is a problem to lead him out of the door, two days ago Hao Ren took Yizax to the market to buy food, and as soon as he walked to East Third Street, an old lady called the Public Security Bureau......
What the hell are you talking about?
Itzax didn't seem to notice Hao Ren coming back, he was sitting on the couch and studying a Chinese dictionary that looked like a pamphlet in his hand, and could only be pinched with a few fingers.Looking at a fierce and vicious face with such a serious look, Hao Ren really wanted to laugh: You said that such a good-tempered big man, why did he have such a face?"
Do you still study Chinese pronunciation?"
Hao Ren curiously leaned up, and found that Izax actually used a pen to draw a lot of twisted and turned symbols on the dictionary, as if it was a demon text, he was immediately quite moved by the diligent spirit of this big demon, and at the same time a little embarrassed: this dictionary has been thrown at home for more than four years, and his efforts on it as an earthling are probably not as deep as Yizax's efforts in the past two days......
"Oh, you're back," Izzax looked up and saw Hao Ren, and said angrily, the demon language sounded like an upside-down tape, The pronunciation is strange and the tone is vague, and the difficulty of recognition is second only to Japanese English, Vivian and Lily haven't learned a word in the past two days, so Hao Ren has become the only person in the family who can communicate with Yizax normally, and the big demon also knows this, so he saw Hao Ren go home with a very happy look on his face, "Can I have someone to talk to, things are going well, right?"
”"It's going well, that raven 12345 showed me the way, which is a solution.In other words, what did you experience in learning Chinese in the past two days?
”"It's hard to learn," Itzhax frustratedly tossed the dictionary aside, the Great Demon seemed a little overwhelmed by this kind of work, "I think it's even more difficult than Elven, I didn't understand four words yesterday and today: pit, hole, hole, eye—how did you get it right?"
”Hao Ren sweated on his forehead: "These four words are enough to persuade eighty percent of the international students who come to China - don't deal with them, I'm here to tell you, Raven 12345 has applied for something new over there, and I can help you solve the language problem, I'll take you to her in two days, and by the way, I'll take Vivian and Lily with you, you will do a 'minor operation' together, and then bring your own translator." ”Hao Ren said, observing Yizax's expression, wanting to see how this big demon reacted to the "minor operation", after all, he had the impression that few big bosses would be willing to let others operate on him, but what disappointed him was that Yitzax had no expression on his face, he just nodded clearly: "Oh, okay, it just so happens that I should also say hello to the goddess here." ”"Then you have to be a little prepared," Hao Ren kindly reminded, "She's going to let you lie in some strange thing, don't you get angry......"
"I know what you mean," Izax grinned a sinister grin, "those things are like coffins, aren't they?"
The coffins in most of the world look the same, and most of the equipment made by the Xiling God Department is the same as the coffin, and I have already experienced ......
"Hao Ren:" "......"
"Eat!"
”While Hao Ren and Itzax were discussing who inspired the coffin equipment of the Xiling Empire, Vivien's voice suddenly came from the kitchen, and the two big men were immediately pulled out of the unnutritious chatter.Vivian came to the living room with a rice cooker, followed by Lily with her tail wagging wildly, and then followed by a high-spirited "roll", the three "people" group was full of momentum all the way, Hao Ren and Izax had just come to the table and sat down, Vivian pointed to the direction of the kitchen and shouted: "Wash your hands first!"
”Itzax didn't understand what Vivien was saying, but he knew what was going on by looking at the other party's gestures and the direction he was pointing, so the Great Demon suddenly got up—and then ran to the water room with his head down and washed his hands, leaving Hao Ren to watch in amazement.Vivian, who has just finished doing housework, will have a kind of momentum that is not angry and self-assured, even in the face of the big demon, she dares to roar at the top of her voice, Hao Ren feels that this vampire is probably awakening to the attributes of being a housewife, well, this is also a good thing.The meal in the evening was very light, rice porridge and steamed buns were enough vegetarian dishes, only the portion was very large, which could satisfy the stomach of Lily and Yizax, who were at the level of a rice bucket.Vivien's skills are unquestionable, as an ancient creature who has been wandering around since tens of thousands of years ago, she is familiar with every cooking method that has ever appeared on this planet, even how to roast a saber-toothed tiger - if it weren't for the extinction of the ingredients, Hao Ren thought that her daily table would be more abundant than ever.Lily used chopsticks to insert two steamed buns and gnawed as fast as rock sugar gourds, shrugging her nose and looking in the direction of the kitchen while gnawing: "I want to eat pork ribs......"
"It's still alive," Vivian probably hasn't recovered from the state of a housewife yet, and her tone of voice with Lily is still very relaxed, "It takes at least three hours to stew before it comes out of the pot, and I stew pork ribs in principle." ”Hao Ren rolled his eyes: Can you apply the principle to a normal place?
And when a table of people was busy eating, Hao Ren was about to go to the remote control to turn on the TV, when a crisp sound of "pop" suddenly broke the peace in the living room.It turned out that Lily was holding a small plate and wanted to take a few bites of food from across the table, but now the small plate had been crumpled into pieces in her hand, and the ceramic slag fell off the table.Hao Ren was still stunned, and Vivian had already barked: "Big dog, you can't be a little patient?"
Isn't it just for you to eat meat again tomorrow, as for Qi Cheng like this?
This bowl is the landlord's!
”"It's not......
I didn't mean to!
”Lily also seemed to be startled, she hurriedly put away the broken plates on the table, and glanced at Hao Ren in a panic, "Landlord, I didn't mean to, I didn't know what was going on just now, and suddenly I couldn't control my strength......"
"Smack!"
”Before Lily could finish speaking, there was another crisp sound: she crushed the bowl again.Vivian was about to have a seizure, Hao Ren suddenly noticed that Lily's state was strange, and hurriedly waved his hand: "The situation is a little wrong, you look at Lily's eyes." ”Lily was in werewolf form, and although she was used to maintaining her human form when she was usually at home, she had remained in her werewolf form tonight, and now her golden eyes seemed brighter than usual, even bright to the point of faintly emitting light!
Lily......
Your hands seem to be trembling. ”Hao Ren's eyes finally fell on Lily's hands, and he realized that the situation was probably going to be worse.