Hilda had heard Hao Ren mention the name Raven 12345 more than once, and she knew that this big man with a strange name was the goddess who ruled the whole world, and that he was the kind of god with real power and power throughout the universe, not those immortal pseudo-gods who nested on a small planet and relied on mortal offerings and worship to survive, so when she heard that she was going to meet Raven 12345, Hilda looked eager and nervous, and she sorted out her appearance: "Then what do I need to prepare?"
Are there any special precautions in terms of etiquette?
There should be a lot of rules in the divine realm where the goddess lives, do you think it's okay for me to wear this dress?
”Hao Renhun didn't care: "I don't pay attention to anything, she is sloppy than me, and the god realm is a big house, where are the rules." ”Hilda wanted to ask something, Hao Ren had already pinched the data terminal and was about to transmit, and at the last moment before the surrounding scene was distorted, Hao Ren shouted upstairs: "May!
Remember to teach Becky how to use electrical appliances!
”Then the white light flashed, and Hao Ren and Hilda had already teleported directly to the front of Raven 12345's big house."
This is it," Hao Ren recovered from the momentary dizziness of the teleportation, patted Hilda on the shoulder to bring her back to her senses, and then turned his head to point in the direction of the big bungalow, "This is the ferry ...... it?
”The two of them looked at the scene in front of them in amazement: the luxurious bungalow with a white background and blue roof had been changed beyond recognition, its front exterior wall had been blasted through three large holes, the largest hole even spanned three floors directly, and the crystalline walls and alloy shelves inside could be seen, and the door of the bungalow was gone, replaced by a pile of temporary plugged alloy plates, the roof was lifted off at least a third, the sky-blue crystal tiles were sprinkled on the root of the wall, and the once most beautiful central bell tower was now only a half-section of burrs left, The huge dial is soaked in the fountain in front of the bungalow, and there is a faint blue light swimming on the back of the dial.By the way, the fountain was also smashed, and the living water in the pool was flowing blankly around it, and several streams were clumsily putting together the shell of the pool.A small water elemental more than a meter tall is directing the work there.Smoke was billowing from all over the bungalow, and bright sparks of energy popped out of a hole every now and then, and the whole scene was miserable as if it had been bombed, and several shiny autonomic machines were flying around the bungalow.Looks like they're preparing to fix the place: the current catastrophe** probably happened not long ago.Hao Ren watched all this dumbfounded, and didn't understand for a long time how this only a few days of not seeing heaven became Afghanistan 2001, and then he instantly thought of the raven 23333 who was working here and blew a hole in the roof while talking and laughing, and said in his heart that the goddess sister who seemed to be quite stable and reliable should not have such destructive power.Hilda looked at it for a long time before she said, "It shouldn't be normal to open a few holes in your world's house, right?"
”Hao Ren jumped to his feet and shouted: "This is not a normal phenomenon!"
And what about the God of my house?
”The first thing he did after reacting was to look for Raven 12345 (or 23333), but as soon as he ran to the door of the bungalow, he was stopped by several autonomic machines.The maintenance workers said that there was danger ahead, and that the harmful radiation was still exceeded, so it was forbidden to approach.Just as Hao Ren was about to dial the data terminal, a familiar figure finally appeared in front of him: the tall blue arcane servant walked out of the small botanical garden next to him, silently pointing to a path in the botanical garden.Hao Ren followed the path to the depths of the garden, and finally saw Raven 12345 in a clearing among the bushes.The other party dug a pit in the middle of the clearing, there was a crackling bonfire in the pit, and there were several wooden sticks inserted next to the pit, and a small pot was hanging from the wooden sticks, raven 12345 was squatting there, Hao Ren's first reaction was how good it would be to have the ability to brainwash, and the first thing at this time was to knock Hilda unconscious and then let her forget the situation she saw here: the ugliness of the family should not be publicized!
Sister goddess, what are you doing here?"
How did you get this?"
Hao Ren looked at Raven 12345 in amazement.The reason why you can see at a glance that this is 12345 is mainly because the other party's posture is squatting on the ground and spreading in all directions - anyway, Hao Ren doesn't think 23333 will do such a thing, although the latter blew up a hole in the roof while talking and laughing, but they are very stable when they are different.Raven 12345 already knew that Hao Ren was coming, and beckoned without raising his head when he heard the words: "You sit next to me first, and my side will be fine soon."
By the way, I won't give it to you. ”Hao Ren looked at Hilda beside him and said seriously: "You just think this is an illusion. ”Hilda suddenly felt that she might have no hope of returning home, but she was dragged by Hao Ren to sit down at the round table at the other end of the clearing.It would be incongruous to say that the present situation is truly incongruous: although the house is gone, look at the delicate round table and round benches in the garden.Surrounded by neatly trimmed exotic flowers and plants, and the loyal, mighty and handsome arcane servant not far away, Raven 12345 actually squatted on the ground in such a poetic environment, "You've been in the dream plane for a long time this time," Raven 12345 came to the table with a bowl of hot noodle soup.He looked at Hao Ren with a grin as he poured spices into it, then turned his face and pointed to the campfire on the ground and ordered the Arcane minions, "Bury this pit back." ”"How did you get this?"
Hao Ren felt that he could talk about it slowly, and the situation of the goddess's sister had to be asked!
If Raven 12345's condition really deteriorates, then he will have to feed this thing medicine at the risk of blasphemy!
Although I don't know what medicine can cure Raven 12345's brain that was blown up on the battlefield......
"The house is scrapped," Raven 12345's face was full of indifference, "There was a little problem when landing." ”"Landing?""
Oh.I applied for a shuttle with the above," Raven 12345 scratched his face, his beautiful face was still a little gray and black, and he didn't know if it was smoked by a campfire or blown up during the crash, "I thought this thing was so funny, and then I tried to drive it myself, but when I landed, I realized that I didn't read the manual." ”"Where's your manual?""
Throw it away.""
Why did you throw it away?!""
Because I feel like I understand.""
Didn't you say you didn't see it?"
Raven 12345 smiled dryly: "I only looked at the first half, and then I threw it away because I didn't feel any difficulty, and when the spaceship landed, I remembered that the slowdown operation was written in the second half - this head was posting on the Internet asking how to operate it, and the shuttle smashed into the house." ”Hao Ren hurriedly asked the data terminal to search on the Shadow City forum, and found that his God's post was manually topped and hung on the first page, with a line of words on it: "How to slow down the X-C-C1855 shuttle in pure manual mode?"
I can already see the roof of my house waiting online......"
My female boss was liked by two or three hundred likes, and Raven 12345 sucked the noodles and then sighed leisurely: "Life is really lonely as snow......
Fortunately, the shuttle didn't break. ”Hao Ren was silent for a long time, and finally pointed to the noodles of Raven 12345: "Although so......
You're not going to be so miserable, are you?
What about your divine powers?
What about your supernatural powers?
What about a tall building with a flick of a finger?
Don't tell me you can even hand polish the planet, you won't even be able to fix your own house. ”"The house has been handed over to the workers," Raven 12345 bit on his face, looking happy, "I'm experiencing life now, and I've always felt that picnics and things are fun, but I'm usually busy with work and haven't had a chance." ”Hao Ren flicked his head on the table twice: smashing his house and having a picnic in the garden in front of his house, this neurotic goddess's reckless lifestyle is simply an amazing journey, this is a performance art with life......
It seems that Raven 12345's brain was not only blown up on the battlefield, but it was blown up again when it crashed just now, and there is probably no need for treatment at this time.But this crash is cheaper for another person: the hole that Raven 23333 blew up on the roof has been destroyed, and the visual inspection 12345 doesn't know about it at all, probably except for 23333 himself admitting or Hao Ren poking it out, the female neuropathy will never know that her house was actually blown up twice......
"Okay, let's talk about my side of the matter, let's talk about what you have seen first," Raven 12345 looked at Hilda next to Hao Ren, "You brought a stranger, I could tell that she had otherworldly information characteristics - well, I feel like something is going to be in trouble, you start to report, let me take a sip of soup first to suppress the shock. ”"Oh, her name is Hilda, and she has traveled from another world to the dream plane......"
"Poof-" Hao Ren narrowly avoided it: "......
Didn't you say suppress the shock?
”"I didn't hold it down."
(To be continued.) )