To be honest, Hao Ren himself feels that he is quite open-minded - since the birth of vampires and postal services on the earth, it is estimated that no vampire can think of stuffing his bat into a courier package......
He discussed the details with Vivien, and quickly finalized the whole process: stuff the bats into the express package, and send them to all parts of Asia and Europe with the help of the ultra-convenient postal service of humans, and the recipients are free to do so.No matter how bad it is, it can make the terminal want to invade the express delivery system......
After the bat package is delivered to its destination, there must be no one to sign for it, and at that time, these summoned creatures will have to find a way to break out of their shells and find someone.Of course, Vivien will try to fill in the names of her "old friends" as much as possible, but it is still difficult to say how many packages will be delivered directly to them, after all, decades have passed, and it is unlikely that those hermits will continue to use their previous contact information even if they have not moved.As long as the bats can take a bit of a courier ride.The bat parcels had to be camouflaged, of course, and preferably packaged, but thankfully they quickly found the right ingredients: Hao Ren found a large pile of cardboard boxes and jars in the corner of the basement warehouse from Lily's usual endless snack consumption: cans and chocolates.It is said that dogs can't eat chocolate, but Lily, who is a good person, is obviously cold, and the snack packaging that she has accumulated in the past few months has taken Hao Ren by the way, and by the way, Hao Ren is also quite curious about why these things are piled up in the small warehouse next door to Vivian: "Why do you keep these things?"
Didn't throw it away when you took out the trash?
”Vivian nodded very reasonably: "Keep it and sell scrap, these add up to almost ten yuan, two catties of eggs." ”Hao Ren was stunned, and said that this vampire girl was really used to living a poor life, and now there were not many people like her who could collect months of junk and wait to sell scrap, but it was clear that Vivien would not be able to save money even so: every penny she received would soon be lost if she didn't spend it soon......
Looking at the poor ghost beside him, who could be called pitiful, Hao Ren couldn't help but make a man's promise from the bottom of his heart: "Don't worry, I will take care of you." ”Vivian was immediately moved: "Then I'll cook for you for the rest of your life!"
”Hao Ren: "......"
This is too good to buy!
The two of them carried the pile of bottles, cans, and cardboard boxes to Vivien's table and began to seal the little bat.The wide-mouth canned bottle is very sufficient, and the bats do not look crowded in it.Hao Ren held up a canned food bottle and stared at the little bat inside, the latter's small black eyes stared at him directly, making him can't help but want to find some topic: "If you say this, will it suffocate it to death?"
”"No, my bats are physiologically 'dead' from the start."
Vivien waved her hand, "I'm not afraid to toss it casually as a corpse specimen." ”Hao Ren shook the canned bottle: "Uh......
I always feel that it's pitiful to seal it inside, you see it keeps staring at me. ”The little bat in the bottle suddenly turned its head in embarrassment, and Vivian's voice came from the side: "I'm staring at you, I'm just curious about what it's like to see the world through the glass bottle......"
Hao Ren then remembered that these bats were Vivian's doppelgangers.Putting it in a bottle is at most a strange perspective for Vivien, and there is nothing pitiful at all - these behaviors that only aliens are accustomed to are always easy to ignore by normal people.A swarm of bats consumed the glass bottles, which were more useful than selling scrap, and Lily's exuberant appetite finally had a positive effect.However, when he was sealing, Hao Ren suddenly remembered a question: "Wait, do you say these things can pass the security check?"
Especially for living creatures, I am afraid it will be very troublesome to take cross-border express delivery. ”Vivien hadn't used anything like this before, so she hadn't thought of it at all: "So what?"
”Hao Ren frowned and thought about it, and suddenly clapped his hands: "Didn't you say that they are all 'dead', disguise them as specimens, and we will send them out according to the craft......"
Vivian felt feasible when she heard this.I went to the warehouse and found a lot of cardboard and wire, and after asking what the bat specimens should look like, I asked the little bats to stick to the cardboard on all directions, these summoned creatures have no breathing and no heartbeat, and can completely imitate dead things, so they really look like specimens.Hao Ren was very satisfied: "This is just right, when we send the package, we can directly write it as a handicraft." ”Vivian looked at the little bats that were fixed on the pieces of paper on their backs, and suddenly turned her head away with a red face: "This posture is so shameful......
Hao Ren: "......"
The worldview of the foreign mother is really not easy to understand."
But then there's nothing wrong with these things, right?"
Hao Ren thought about it and was still a little uneasy, "Especially if you have to send it to a foreign country, let's not talk about whether humans can check it out, will the demon hunters monitor this channel?"
”"Hmm.There's a risk, but I've applied breath removal and energy diversion effects to each bottle, and unless some witcher is lucky enough to open the package and see what's inside, it won't be exposed. ”Hao Ren was relieved.Then he returned to the living room with Vivian holding two large boxes of bottles and cans, and Betsy couldn't wait to go out shopping, and almost teleported over: "When are we going to ......
Ah, what are you doing here?
”"Let's go to the courier company first and send these things out," Hao Ren said, placing a box of things on the coffee table.Then he pulled the curious "roll" aside, "By the way, will you come with Hilda?"
”Hilda was sitting on the couch in a daze, and slowly shook her head when she heard this, "No, I don't need anything more. ”"On the streets?
Want to buy something?
”Only then did Vivien notice that a large group of people were in the living room, all dressed as ready to go out and lose.Hao Ren nodded at her: "Well, by the way, you should also follow, and it is time to buy you something." ”Vivian didn't know what Hao Ren had planned, and she didn't want to say it, so she just nodded slightly: "Thank you first." ”The vampire girl is no longer as raw as she was when she first moved here, and she will not shirk Hao Ren's kindness, because she knows that even if she is reckless, she will not have the money......
In the end, except for Hilda, who continued to be in a daze at home, and Doudou, who couldn't go out, Hao Ren and his large group of abnormal tenants all went out in a noisy manner, and the most powerful Yitzhax and Lily volunteered to walk in front with the two big boxes, Hao Ren said to himself thoughtfully in the back: "I suddenly remembered that we must at least have a car - no matter what, it's a force, I even started to learn the spaceship driver's license, and we have to squeeze the bus when we go out?"
”Spatial teleportation is easy to use, but the dizziness of each teleportation is not very popular, and teleportation around such a densely populated big city is easy to cause trouble, so now Hao Ren and his group are still used to ordinary means of transportation as long as they don't go far away.Nangong May thought for a while: "It's really convenient to have a car, but who will drive it?"
”Hao Ren volunteered to pat his chest: "I even have a spaceship about to start!"
”"Which is on the right side of the accelerator or brake?"
Hao Ren: "......"
"So it's not a professional," Nangong May pouted, "I learned to drive a long time ago, but ......
At that time, cars with internal combustion engines had only been around for a few years, and you can guess how good I was at driving. ”Hao Ren converted it, and was shocked to find that Nangong May would drive an internal combustion engine car around 1900, and if she dared to go on the road now, it was no longer a problem of road killers - road executioners were redundant!
After looking around, he found that none of the people around him could drive: Needless to say, Yizax and Betsy, Nangong May was a road executioner whose driver's license had expired for a hundred years, and Lily's husky character would never be a driver, and Vivian didn't have to think about it at all: the private car seemed to her to be a dream-level thing, and she usually had enough money to take the bus......
In the end, Hao Ren still poked the magical data terminal: "Do you think the organization can solve the transportation problem of this short-distance mission?"
It's better to have a ...... with autopilot" "Can you stop pretending like that?"
If you want to take advantage, just say it," the data terminal buzzed twice in Hao Ren's pocket, "But this machine can try to help you apply, it just so happens that Chief Raven gave you a mission to monitor the aliens of the earth last time, which is a reason." ”Now Hao Ren can look forward to what his salary will be next month.
(To be continued.) )