After getting Becky accustomed to the crowded crowd on Earth, Hao Ren began to lead a group of anomalous creatures around the shopping mall.If you think about it, it seems that this is the first time he has brought so many people out to buy groceries, and he has only occasionally accompanied Vivien to buy groceries near his home, or accompanied Lily to the supermarket to buy food, and most of the time these anomalous creatures are busy at home.Anyway, Hao Ren felt that it seemed quite ...... to lead these people out now Interesting.Except for the occasional funny behavior when she turned into a kraken, Nangong May was an ordinary young girl most of the time, more ordinary and normal than everyone else, so she was quickly attracted by the shops selling handicrafts and small decorations along the way, and she turned her face and ran around by herself.Hao Ren led the others who were not interested in such things to continue walking.Betsy couldn't help but look around, and sighed to Hao Ren from time to time: "Eh, look at so many people here, a flame explosion is ...... over" "Look at the ladder that automatically goes up and down over there, if there is a blizzard at the exit......"
"Hey!
It's a shame to put an acid explosion trap in that place!
”Hao Ren broke out in a cold sweat while listening: "Why do you always have such crazy thoughts?
”"No way, occupational disease," Becky scratched her hair, "I often deduce this when I walk on the streets of my hometown, where to put traps, where to put magic, and what looks like something that can be disguised as an explosive chest......
I've been a mercenary for a long time. ”Hao Ren wiped his cold sweat, and said in his heart that no matter how long other mercenaries work, they probably won't be as nervous as this girl!
The group studied the map of the mall and decided to pick out clothes for Izzax first.They made their way to a branded menswear store, and passers-by avoided it along the way: Izax was clubbed to the ground like a totem of terror, and the radius of several meters was no-man's land, which was embarrassing but had the advantage of not being too crowded, no matter how many people were around.It's just that someone outside the circle secretly took a photo with a mobile phone and posted it on Weibo, which makes people more helpless: an unexplained picture like Yizax is worth more than 300 retweets on the Internet......
In the end, Hao Ren led Yitzax into the brand store that seemed to be quite large, and found the nearest shopping guide: "Excuse me, help this guy next to me pick out a coat." ”The little shopping guide girl was cleaning up the hanger with her back to her, and she turned around when she heard the words.She subconsciously said, "Welcome, please ......" and then she looked up at Itzhax and didn't move.Hao Ren patted his head helplessly: This is the case again.He waved his hand in front of the little shopping guide girl: "What, help him pick out a coat."
Let's not judge people by their appearance, although this guy looks a little vicious.But it's actually a good person......
"Fortunately, the little girl with a shopping guide has a better psychological quality, and she was stunned for a moment and neither called the police nor turned around to take the money from the cash register, she just looked at Yizax's figure a little sluggishly: "This ......
I'm afraid it's hard to find clothes of such a size, right?
”"Not that high?"
“…… Not so wide. ”Hao Ren suddenly said: Yizax's figure is both tall and strong, and there are indeed big men of two meters and one and five among the earthlings, but people like Yitzax are not only two meters and five meters tall.The entire upper body is still strong, almost an inverted triangle fierce man, you are really not easy to find.Itzhax himself knew this, and he shrugged at Hao Ren: "That's why I said that you really don't need to bother, my body can only be custom-made, otherwise there is really nothing on the earth that I can put on my body except for curtains."
I'd better go home and 'toss' my own. ”Hao Ren knew that what Izax was talking about using magic to condense new clothes after going back, but this was obviously not what the Great Demon was good at, the clothes he was wearing now were conjured after he studied them for two months after landing in the UK, and it was as ugly as a labor camp, Hao Ren felt that it was really uncomfortable to let the life of the number one master in his tenant be so inconvenient.So he shook his head and looked at the guide with his last hope: "Do your best, I guess any piece of clothing you find will fit better than the one he has now." ”The little shopping guide girl has no problem.She felt that the two meters and one five tall inverted triangle strong man in front of her was really a customer who couldn't be provoked, so she could only run to rummage through the boxes and cabinets to find the largest clothes in the store and compare them on Izzax: "......
This is already the biggest one, and a while ago it was worn by plastic models as a signboard, and we didn't think it could be sold......
"This is a thick long sweatshirt, Lily can be used as a kennel if she gets into it, but when compared to Yizax, it looks like a shoulder, and the big demon shrunk his shoulders in embarrassment: "I guess it's okay to force it on, but you need to keep your breath held for a long time, and it may be reduced to cloth when you sneeze." ”Hao Ren looked at the shopping guide expectantly: "There is no bigger one?"
”The shopping guide had a bitter face: "To be honest, there should be two inches behind the curtains of our house around this big brother - a normal garment factory, but if it is not for the purpose of applying for a world record, who will design this model of clothes."
Gao is still second, mainly this wide ......
"Hao Ren is happy, and it is not easy for Yitzax's figure to force a trained professional shopping guide out of these words.And the shopping guide also suggested: "I suggest that you don't look for it here, there will be no such large clothes in the entire shopping mall."
It's best to make it to order like this. ”Hao Ren originally planned to buy a pair of pants for Yitzax, but now he can only give up when he sees the situation: he can't even buy pants for a top, let alone hope for it, the former is a little tighter and more acceptable, and the latter is really unable to shrink.Yitzax's waist can be paraphrased: if his pants are thrown on the ground, you don't know what they are doing if no one is wearing them......
A group of people left the store disappointed, and before leaving, Lily made a serious statement to the shopping guide: "Your windows are too small - my curtains are just right around Izzax!"
”Vivien hurriedly dragged Lily out, "What the hell are you doing with people." ”"Forget it, let's order two sets of clothes for you."
Hao Ren glanced at Yizax apologetically, "When you go out to 'work', you can wear the current invulnerable combat suit, and it is better to wear unobtrusive clothes when you are on Earth."
Let's go shopping for Vivien next?
”Lily wasn't much interested when she heard this, in fact, she had been thinking about running around since the beginning - as a dog breed nicknamed "Dead", you can't expect her not to run around when she's shopping with people.So at this time she began to jump up and down: "It's boring!
I'm going upstairs to see the bag......"
Betsy followed in: "Bag?
Is it for travel or exploration?
”Lily hurried up to instill wrong knowledge in Becky: "You know when you go, it's not for loading things, it's for carrying~~" Hao Ren knew that he couldn't stop Lily when he saw this situation, so he waved his hand at them: "Okay, okay, okay, you guys, don't run around, gather at the exit at noon." ”Then he looked at the archdemon again: "Itzax, you help watch them both - especially look at Becky, I remember that there is a decorative mechanical dinosaur upstairs, and Becky can easily rub a fireball and smash it." ”The group acted separately, and in the end, Hao Ren was left with Vivian, who was curious from the time he went out to the present: "What are you going to buy for me?"
”Hao Ren pointed to Vivian: "Don't say anything else, I'll give you a new dress first, and then I'll give you a mobile phone." ”Vivien was wearing an old-fashioned winter coat now, and in fact most of her clothes were old-fashioned, some of which could even be called shabby.Although the vampire girl's beautiful face can make up for the lack of clothes, Hao Ren doesn't think so, he thinks that Vivien should dress more beautifully, more like a noble and decent vampire nobleman who conforms to the legend.He didn't know when this idea came about, but today he was going to implement it.As for the mobile phone, it was decided on the spot when he went out, everyone in the family had a mobile phone, and even Izax didn't know when he bought one for himself, but Vivien didn't - this was not a big deal for an "outlier", but Hao Ren still decided to give Vivian such a gift.Practicality put aside first (for these supermen, a mobile phone does have limited functions), Hao Ren just hopes that Vivian, who is still living the most simple and shabby life at home, can live a better life like others, and he always feels very uncomfortable when he sees some details of Vivian's life on weekdays, and he can't bear it anymore after accumulation.The vampire girl showed a rather surprised expression when she heard Hao Ren's intentions, and after being surprised, she became restrained and at a loss: "I......
I'm fine now, I'm quite satisfied with living with you......"
"You're welcome," Hao Ren smiled, "I should give you a gift."
You don't have a phone yet, do you?
At least on the planet, it's convenient to have one thing to connect to. ”"I ......
There used to be one," Vivien laughed embarrassedly, "I was lucky enough to save a little money, so I was curious to buy a cheap phone, but then I couldn't pay the phone bill and it was useless for a long time, and now it's still in my suitcase, probably can't turn it on." ”Vivien seemed overwhelmed by the surprise, but instead of rejecting Hao Ren's kindness, Vivien followed with a look of anticipation and vague excitement.As the group walked through several shops, a woman behind the counter somewhere looked up at them thoughtfully, a woman with a nonchalant expression and a scar near the bridge of her nose.It stands to reason that such a shopping mall has certain requirements for the appearance of the shopping guide, at least it will be difficult for someone with a scar on her face to find a job here, especially since her expression still has a kind of rejection of indifference, but this woman sits behind the counter, whether it is the smiling colleagues around her or the fastidious customers around her, it seems to ignore it.The woman with the scar on her face followed Hao Ren and Vivien with her gaze for a few moments, until they both disappeared into a store, and then she sat down expressionlessly, continuing to sit there in a daze like a transparent person.
(To be continued.) )