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Hao Ren didn't react at once, in fact, whoever you change suddenly can't react when he suddenly sees his cat become a big living person, Rao is Hao Ren, who is well-informed, is also a little blindsided all of a sudden.And the cat girl who was suspected of "rolling" was dissatisfied after waiting for a few seconds without seeing the meal, and raised her voice and shouted: "Shoveling, rice?"
Rice?!
Rice!!
”Hao Ren pointed to his nose: "What do you call me?"
”"Shovel," the cat girl glared and rubbed her feet on all fours to rub the itch on Hao Ren's trouser legs, "Okay, rub, can you give me food this time?"
After a day of running, I was so hungry. ”Hao Ren jumped up all of a sudden: "Are you really rolling?!"
”As soon as the cat girl hears the word "roll", she responds reflexively as if she was pressed a switch: "Meow?
”"How can you say that......
No, how did you become like this?
”Hao Ren was a little incoherent, and he didn't even know what to ask first, "Did you run out last night just to find a place to transform?"
Did you eat the wrong thing before?
”"Roll" drooped his head and yawned lazily, and he recognized one thing: "Rice." ”"Eat, eat, eat, eat!"
Hao Ren's forehead was bruised, and after calming down from the initial shock, he realized that even if the guy in front of him was turned upside down, he was still the stupid cat who ate and drank stupidly in his bones, "Lily, give her cat rice!"
”Lily replied in a daze, and ran to bring the boiling cat food basin, but when she was about to hand it over to Hao Ren, she suddenly hesitated: "Does she still eat cat food like this?"
”Before Hao Ren could answer, "Roll" had already jumped up like lightning and snatched his job, and stuffed it with satisfaction, and thanked him politely: "Thank you, stupid big cat." ”Lily: "Wang?
But I'm not a cat......"
"It is said that in the world view of cats, all creatures in the world are divided into three kinds of cats: large, medium and small, and then subdivided into cats that are stupider than themselves and cats that are slower than themselves," Hao Ren rolled his eyes, "And you still secretly eat dog food, why can't she eat cat food, the cat food she bought for her is more expensive than my biscuits." ”At this time, "Roll" looked up at Hao Ren again: "Shovel, water." ”Hao Ren finally realized that it was time to fight for his human rights, and he jumped to his feet and pointed at the stupid cat: "You change this name for me first!"
I am your master!
”"Oh, the master in charge of shoveling, I want to drink water."
Hao Ren: "......" one person and one cat parted for a long time, and in the end, no one won the victory.The others also took turns trying to negotiate with "Roll", but the latter was now busy eating and didn't pay attention to the others.She maintains the grace and haughtiness of a cat - that is, no one cares.The only progress is that many people know Hao Ren's position in the cat's mind, and that is......
Ah, just a shovel of.Hao Ren squatted on the sofa with a sad face (this posture may have been infected by Lily next to him), and watched the cat girl not far away lazily arch around on the soft cushion, curled up into cat's paws to wash her face, pull her tail and scratch her ears constantly, and her heart was full of mixed feelings.He sighed: "I see that in other stories, shouldn't the cat girl be the kind of soft, gentle, empathetic, affectionate and sensible creature to the owner, how did this become a guy with this style of painting when I came here......"
Before he finished speaking, "Roll" suddenly jumped up and ran up the stairs on his feet, and then rushed down like a convulsion, running back and forth several times and didn't know what he wanted to do, Hao Ren could only cry even more when he saw this situation, and at the same time tugged Nangong May's sleeve: " Teach her how to use the toilet......
Especially teach her how to deal with human clothes. ”Vivian patted Hao Ren on the shoulder: "I've also seen the legend and modern stories about the cat lady, to be honest, the painting style in front of you is indeed a little wrong, but logically......
She's a lot more real than the cats in the story, at least like most cats, she doesn't like clothes. ”"The key question now is how she became like this," Hao Ren covered his face, "No matter how supernatural the phenomenon is, there must be a reason, you can't suddenly cultivate into a fine for the sake of the plot needs a cat - our place is not a fairy mansion treasure cave with outstanding people." ”"Strictly speaking, this is really the Immortal Mansion Treasure Cave," Vivien shrugged, "That couplet at the gate alone is enough for more than twenty Southern Heavenly Gates."
But I don't think the change of 'rolling' has much to do with the feng shui here. ”"Actually, wasn't this cat a little abnormal a while ago," Izax didn't speak, and then he interjected angrily, "When did she like to watch TV?"
And she didn't have the habit of reading the newspaper with you when you adopted her before. ”Hao Ren was stunned: "Reading the newspaper?
”"Yes, look at the newspaper," Itzhax nodded, "and once I found out that my newspaper was missing, and I saw 'Roll' lying there reading the newspaper in the stairwell.She was definitely reading the newspaper and not tearing it up, because several newspapers were neatly arranged, and none of them were upside down.But I don't think she knows how to read—because all the newspapers have been turned to the picture section. ”Hao Ren didn't speak for a long time with his mouth open, slowly recalling the abnormal changes of "rolling" in the recent period.I don't know when she started to watch TV, she knew how to press the remote control, she could remember the number in the upper right corner of the TV and use it to lock the channel, when the family was eating, she would lie on the table and listen with her ears pricked up, as if she was paying attention to what others were discussing, she began to read the newspaper, studied the structure of doors and windows, and ran to the kitchen no longer to steal cookies, but to see how her food was processed......
In fact, all these phenomena have been shown for a long time, but because "Roll" is a strange cat from the beginning, and there are often jumping out, many people in the family do not care.Coupled with Hao Ren's recent anxiety about dealing with his eldest son and the troubles of another world, he didn't systematically associate these things once at all—and there was no warning.Elizabeth looked around with her treasure changeer, and finally bowed her head in frustration: "Alas, it's actually quite worth studying......
It's a pity that there is no place to screw it. ”I don't know how this demon princess's head grows."
It seems that the 'roll' change started around the Chinese New Year," Vivien touched her chin thoughtfully, "Although she hadn't taken on a human form at the time, she was clearly enlightened......
Will you ask her later?
”"I suddenly find it a little difficult to communicate with my cat," Hao Ren sighed, "Didn't you see her reaction just now, complete bastard cat."
Anyway, I didn't feel it when I took care of her before. ”"The language barrier makes the relationship between the master and the pet more harmonious, and you will feel close to each other through brain supplementation," Lily said a very philosophical remark, "Many times the only reason the two of them talk so well is because they don't understand that the other person is scolding themselves—have you forgotten the first diplomacy in the history of the Campbells?"
”Hao Ren sighed, he realized that what Lily said made sense, but he still had to find a way to communicate with his cat......
I don't know if the dried fish works.At this time, Nangong May had already led Shi Shiran out of the bathroom with "roll".The cat girl walks awkwardly, always wanting to lie down on all fours, and May next to her keeps pulling her up.Walking upright is really difficult.May had already washed her face and brushed her hair by the way, and the latter had finally become a clean and beautiful girl.Hao Ren noticed that the other party's appearance was slightly like a combination of Lily, Vivien, and Nangong May, and even had a bit of Becky's eyeliner outline, and couldn't help but wonder if the other party had chosen her current appearance based on the people she usually saw: if her transformation could be controlled."
Come here," Hao Ren patted the armrest of the sofa, which was where "Roll" usually likes to lie on his stomach, but soon Hao Ren realized that the situation was different, "Forget it, you better find a place to lie on your stomach." ”"Roll" meowed, lightly jumped on the sofa to find a comfortable position and curled up, continued to play with the tail, pulled the ears and washed his face with his paws.Seeing this, Hao Ren pointed to the other party's body: "Do you know what you have become?"
”The cat girl looked down at her belly and shook her head: "It's become a big cat." ”"Do you know how you got like this?""
I don't know.""
Do you know when you became like this?""
I don't know.""
Do you know who I am?""
Shovel."
Hao Ren: "......
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”The cat girl arched back and forth on the sofa, her eyes were still a little confused, and it seemed that she was also very confused about the changes that had happened to her, and perhaps a little uneasy.But in the end, she nodded: "I don't feel anything."
You're all getting smaller. ”"That's because you've grown older," Hao Ren sighed, "Forget it, it seems that you're not very smart when you just become human, and I guess you can't tell yourself." ”(A good event for pie in the sky, cool mobile phones are waiting for you!)
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）(To be continued.) )