Hao Ren led the "roll" on the way home, feeling that this trip outside was simply physically and mentally exhausted.He didn't expect this cat to be so troublesome after becoming a human - those cute and sensible cat girls in the novel story are fooling people, how can this guy with cat logic and human action be worry-free?
The newly refined cat lady has a wrong worldview at all, okay?
Walking all the way back, Hao Ren couldn't remember how many sentences he had recited: "Don't go to other people's feet to squat......
You are not allowed to eat anything on the side of the road......
Don't rummage through the bins......
Don't climb the wall and come down from the tree!
Let go of that bird!
Stay away from dogs......
Don't touch the garbage heap......
Stand up and walk!
”He felt that he was simply taking care of a child, and this child was much more difficult to serve than Doudou.The cat girl jumped off the wall for the third time, already dirty as if she had just returned from a war zone in the Middle East.She bared her teeth at Hao Ren: "Shovel, you're so annoying." ”Hao Ren had already given up correcting this guy's name for himself, and only reminded her weakly: "You have become human, okay, your way of life must change in the future......
Got it?
Lifestyle, behavioral habits, you should be able to understand these things, right?
”"It's not something to eat, but it can be understood," Catgirl shook her head, "but there are so many things in human language that have nothing to do with eating?"
”Hao Ren glared: "What do you care about so many reasons, you just do what I say!"
”The cat girl purred in her throat: "It's so troublesome, it's so troublesome to become a big cat, you quickly turn me back." ”Hao Ren rolled his eyes and simply didn't answer: he thought, the problem is that the transformation is not a video, how can it be played backwards!
When they returned home, they found that Vivien and Lily were left in the house.Nangong May must have gone to the front of the shop square at an unknown subway station to start a song again, and the bearded man may be challenging man and nature in the wilderness, of course, he may also be dragged by the middle-aged and elderly women in the southern suburbs to give a lecture.It's possible that the two of them will collect scrap on the street again - the former demon king of another world has become a homeless wanderer on the earth, and finally collects scrap in the southern suburbs with the princess of the demon world, which is a bitter tear to say, but the little girl Elizabeth is quite happy.Lily was lying on the table and coding, and when she heard the movement, she greeted her: "Landlord, are you back?"
Have you asked the situation clearly?
”Vivien also came over and looked curiously at Hao Ren and "Roll" who was lying next to the sofa."
The trouble with the golden apple," Hao Ren sighed, briefly told what he heard from Raven 12345, and then solemnly reminded, "If any of you still have golden apples left, don't feed the small animals, this thing is too worrying." ”Lily snorted, but she wasn't worried: the foodie had already finished her apple.Then she sniffed around the cat girl, muttering as she sniffed, "It smells of a shopping street......
And the smell of grilled fish, did you lead her out on the street?
She didn't run around?
”The corners of Hao Ren's mouth twitched: "Can you not run around, to be honest, walking her is much more troublesome than walking you." ”When Lily heard this, she immediately smiled, and actually regarded this as a compliment, and came up with a shy face: "Then when will you go to walk me again?"
I haven't been to the city for a few days!
”Hao Ren: "......
Can you make a difference?
”"Roll" lay on the ground for a while, raised his head and looked at Lily lazily: "Silly big cat, I want to eat!"
Grilled fish didn't get full!
”Lily sighed, turned her head and was about to prepare a meal for the cat girl, Hao Ren was surprised when she saw this situation: "Eh, aren't you afraid of her?"
”Lily scratched her hair: "I'm not afraid, but it's a habit to give her bibimbap." ”Hao Ren was a little dumbfounded, she really didn't expect this husky to be so unproductive, and thought that she finally turned into a serf and sang, and got rid of the food chain of dogs← cats, ← fish at home, but she was stunned that she was trapped in this food chain and couldn't get out!
At this time, "Roll" untied her tail from her clothes, she stretched comfortably, and then climbed onto the sofa in a completely wriggling way, turned on the TV and began to watch pet channels, shouting while watching: "Shovel!"
I want this toy!
And this can!
This mat is also good-looking......
Give me a new cat litter~~ I want to be smaller......
Give me the little dried fish!
”Anyway, no matter what she yells, Catgirl is not idle for a moment.This is also a major feature of "rolling": compared to other quiet cats, this is simply an ADHD patient, when she was a cat before, she either ran outside or tossed around in the house all day, but couldn't be quiet.But when she tossed at the beginning, she didn't worry so much at all: no one could understand what she was saying at that time!
Now it's a good thing, the cat girl is sitting on the sofa and talking, and Hao Ren finally realizes how annoying a cat can be when he can speak.But Hao Ren also thought about it: he could completely ignore the cat's noise, and pretend that he couldn't understand what she was saying as before.Anyway, no one took care of her when she was "rolling" around the house, and she was quite happy, but now that no one cares, she should be able to get used to it.And Vivien looked at the cat girl who was watching TV on the sofa, and suddenly remembered something: "By the way, is the new name ready?"
”Hao Ren was confused: "New name?
”Vivien yelled at the couch Nunu, "Cat."
Are you still telling her ''?"
Can you name it?
”Hao Ren was stunned for a moment, and then he realized that today's "roll" is no longer the "roll" of the past, and this cat should change its name to a normal point!
Otherwise, it is easy to have an accident if you continue to call the old name when you lead this girl out, and the old men and old ladies in the southern suburbs are slow to respond on other occasions, but when they see Hao Ren "walking the cat", they will definitely have to rush to call and complain about his domestic violence!
Thinking of this, he reached out and patted the cat girl's head: "Don't look at it, I'll discuss something with you." ”He should be the first owner ever to name a cat and consult with the cat.The cat girl turned her head and her pointed ears twitched twice: "What a meow, shovel?"
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”“…… Call it whatever you like," Hao Ren sighed, "I want to say it's time to change your name." ”"Name?"
Catgirl blinked, "Why did you change your name?"
”"You can't use this name now," Hao Ren tried to make the cat understand something about the human world, "Humans can't be called 'roll', if I go to the street in the future, you will be easy to make people complain, you know?"
”The cat girl was very honest: "I don't know. ”Hao Ren can see that although this product is very annoying in all aspects, it has only one advantage, that is, absolute honesty - a monster who has just become a spirit, pure as a blank paper!
So his and Vivian's next main job is to make the cat understand why "roll" is not a normal name.Hao Ren even tried to explain that the earliest name given to her "roll" was a complete misunderstanding, an accidental collision between a cat's worldview and human language.But the two of them explained enthusiastically, but the cat didn't listen at all: she just shook her head and pretended to be very well-behaved, but after a few words, she lazily curled up on the sofa.As lazy, stubborn, and disobedient as ever.Lily brought the cat rice over, and saw Hao Ren and Vivien sitting next to them with frustrated faces, a little curious: "What's wrong?"
”"Why is it so difficult to change the name of a cat," Hao Ren sighed, "Other people's cats and dogs will change their names when they say they will change their names." ”Vivian couldn't cry or laugh: "Nonsense, you don't need to discuss with other people's cats and dogs when they change their names, and it's normal for someone to change the name of their cats and dogs." ”It seems that it is really as Nangong Sanba said on the road, even if the cat girl has opened her mind now, there is no way to solve the problems in world view and knowledge.There is no distinction between positive and negative terms in a cat's language system, and even if she knew what "roll" meant, she wouldn't feel anything wrong with using it on her head—just as she didn't think there was anything wrong with calling her owner a shoveler.Hao Ren decided not to discuss the cat, and finalized the name first.And this time he quickly came up with a whole bunch of new names: Hao Miaomiao, Hao Maomao, Hao Miaomao, Hao Maomiao - anyway, with the naming ability of this thing, it's basically like that, a string of names is like a tongue twister.After he wrote all his names on the paper, he proudly showed off to Vivien, but the latter poured cold water on him: "There are a lot of names, do you think she can listen to you?"
”"Why not, try it."
Hao Ren hehe, and then held the note and screamed behind the cat girl one by one, from the first to the last......
There was no response.Hao Ren was dumbfounded, and finally could only return to the original point: "Get out!"
”The cat girl suddenly jumped down from the sofa and rubbed on Hao Ren's trouser legs.Vivian patted Hao Ren's arm: "I think ......
It's better to call it '', anyway, I won't let her go out casually in the near future. ”(To be continued.) )