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Chapter 43: Who to Sleep With? (I just got home today, and I will be on the same page tomorrow)


"Although I'm too good, so you like it, but, I personally don't have much expectation for this kind of thing, you see that I'm as thin as a monkey, why can't I do any spells" Gu Yu thought about the scene where Li Daxiong was hit by a headless corpse just now, and her brain hurt, she didn't want to deal with these corpses and ghosts for the rest of her life."

You can't learn", "You can't learn", "You can learn, you have this talent" The old man looked determined.Gu Yu looked at him in surprise, the old man's eyes flashed, but he didn't say anything, but the bald guy added: "Did you tell Li Daxiong in Xiaoyang Village before that you think that my chanting of mantras is the same as chanting, and the buzzing makes you feel very uncomfortable" Gu Yu: "You actually eavesdropped" the bald guy: "This is not the point, the point is that ordinary people can't hear the chanting of our descending people at all, except for the people in the same path, you who have the talent to descend the Dao are the few talents in this vast number of beings."

Hey, what you say is like an elite salesman of an insurance company running a business.Gu Yu sighed, "That's not the point, the point is that I'm not interested" "You will be interested, because people with extreme life like you are simply the favorite of ghosts and demons, and you can increase a lot of Taoism by swallowing it, not to mention the white bone tower in your hand, you only know that the white bone tower is a blood relative who exchanges his life for his life, but you don't know that only the most pure and meritorious people can use their lives to exchange their lives with the underworld for the six-story white bone tower formed by people with six merits, how many demons and monsters will go crazy Do you know whether to hand it over, The old man will help you keep it, either you can keep it for yourself and be swallowed by the ghosts with it, or you will enter my path and become a person who can compete with them" The old man was catchy, but Gu Yu couldn't say anything.She knew that the other party was not lying to her.There is no need to deceive anymore."

Actually, you don't have a choice, I know you will definitely agree because you are the most desperate for your life, just like when you were in Xiaoyang Village, you were obviously afraid of ghosts, and you didn't want to go down to the lake, but you still went down, you are very contradictory, but your purpose is also very clear, that is, to make yourself live better" The bald guy let go of his hand and left Qingchi, it seemed that there was no threat, but in fact, it forced Gu Yu to have no choice.Thinking about it and hesitating, Gu Yu judged in three seconds that it was the most conducive to his survival in this unpredictable Tang Dynasty."

Okay, I promise" The bald guy and the old man high-fived in tacit understanding, completely without the appearance of-for-tat and no master-apprentice friendship before.Gu Yu was unhappy, and his face was a little unpleasant: "Don't talk about it, go back, I'm cold, and I haven't eaten at night" "You have eaten steamed buns" "That steamed bun was put by you" "Yes, yes, look at the old man, am I very good to you" "Have you Kuishan always been so poor" "Can you still be disgusted" In the future, you will change your words to our Kuishan" "This is really a sad story" Damn.The night was deep, and the two masters and apprentices felt unhappy, as if they had been seen through the "rare" each other, and they suddenly lost their confidence, looking at this little girl."

That's right, monkey, tell me how you see through the two of us acting, don't tell me that the ones you analyzed before are superficial, you must have deeper considerations" Gu Yu turned his head and didn't look at them, but he refused to freeze and strode forward."

Too old, too much nonsense" too much nonsense.Too many old people with bald heads swept over directly, and lifted a certain monkey up, "Your uncle, let me down" When Gu Lu arrived at the old house, the whole person was not good, and his face was ugly, Li Daxiong looked happy: "Monkey, I knew that you would definitely like our Kuishan" Yao Yao smiled gently: "Welcome to join us Kuishan" Old man: "Tongxi Tongxi" bald guy: "You can eat rabbit meat" Then the five of them sat cross-legged next to the stove in the main hall and ate rabbit meat together.A large pot of meat is simmering in the stove, the charcoal fire is heating underneath, the mountain breeze is thin and cold, but the rabbit meat is very fragrant.There is a kind of friendship called carrying a gun and prostituting together, but for the five thieves in Kuishan, eating is a kind of revolutionary friendship.The atmosphere is so harmonious and quiet.Of course, the main reason is that the rabbit meat is so delicious, and the five people don't want to open their mouths to leave their mouths to the rabbit, isn't it good to wait for the last piece of rabbit to fall into the eyes of the five people.The atmosphere became solemn.Li Daxiong: "Look, there are ants on the ground" No one paid attention to her.The bald guy manipulated the spell, and the headless flying corpse jumped from the courtyard and leaned on Li Daxiong's back.But the old man used rattan to tie the bald man's hands and feet.Awesome old man.And then the eggs.Gu Yu followed the chopsticks that were dying and caught the rabbit meat at the same time.Gu Yu: "Eating meat at night will make you fat" and then she won.After eating the last piece of meat, Gu Yu wiped his mouth with satisfaction.Let's get down to business."

By the way, what are the unique spell Taoist schools of your Kuishan that you are talking about, or" The other three were still thinking about the rabbit meat, but they explained calmly: "The descending road is a general term, but all the Taoist schools that can subdue demons and subduing demons are subordinate to the people who descend to the Dao, but the methods are different, and the concepts are also different, and the good at them are also different, just like Maoshan Dao is the leader of destroying zombies and ambushing corpses, and the twelve corridor bridges are bright moon nights, Yutang faction, Shenxiao faction, Qingwei faction, etc. are the leaders of slaying demons and eliminating ghosts, But they can't compare to Beidi Mountain" Gu Yu: "Ao, that's it, I'll just ask, how many of your Kuishan are ranked" Bald guy: "The rankings are all empty, we can't be so superficial, and also, it's us Kuishan, and it's yours" Gu Yu: "The first" bald guy: "Shut up" Gu Yu understood, and pouted: "Finally" Li Daxiong retorted: "It's not that in the end, we weren't on the list at all" Gu Yu: "It's really worth comforting" was disgusted again.The old man squinted at Gu Yu: "It's too late for you to regret it now, you eat a lot tonight, sleep well at night, and start giving you formal training tomorrow Although you have a bit of talent for descending the Dao, but you are good at being diligent and frolic, you still have to work hard" Gu Yu didn't refuse this, after all, since you chose to enter this industry, the half-hung level is definitely not good" Then can I ask another question" "Say" "Why do you want me to enter Kui Mountain, don't talk to me about nonsense like I have a talent for descending the Dao, I know you have a purpose at first."

Gu Yu smiled slightly: "As the old saying goes, there is a cloud master, preaching and teaching to solve doubts, if you can't even answer me honestly this kind of question, this Kuishan morality is child's play" I know that this girl is the best at sophistry.The bald guy pursed his mouth and looked at the old man, meaning you.The old man was a little unhappy, but he still said: "Your life is hard, you can drive away evil spirits, and you can fight against blame" Gu Yu: "How to go down the mountain Now that you have already gotten on the thief ship, you can't get down, and Gu Yu can only be a Kuishan disciple in desperation.""

It's too late, you guys wash and sleep" The old man brushed his sleeves, fairy wind bones, but he hiccuped, and his image was completely gone."

Then where do I sleep" Gu Yu was now desperate for a bed."

Today is the first day you enter our Kuishan, the rules of our Kuishan, the first day is to exercise your guts" "Please talk about the point" "We have three rooms" "And then" "I, the old man, or the room of the big bear and the young man, choose one of the three" Gu Yu was expressionless: "So the rules of Kuishan are the first day of entry for disciples, and the three of you have to sacrifice yourself to sleep together" What is sleeping together, it is really ugly."

Do you want to sleep?"

"Is there a fourth choice?"

"Yes, you can sleep with it" The bald guy pointed to the headless male corpse on the ground.Gu Yu glanced at the male corpse, and said to Xiao Xiao very simply: "Do you want to be above or below" Xiao Yao's face suddenly turned red.Li Daxiong looked confused, "What about me" Gu Yu: "You take the wind" take the wind.The hands of the young Qianqian jade were all mixed together, and their faces were red.Li Daxiong: "Monkey, you can't be so shameless, I used to sleep young, why did you rob it as soon as you came" Gu Yu: "I asked if you want to sleep on the bed or on the floor, and you sleep on the back of the door, is there a problem" Ah, this is what it means, and Li Daxiong was stunned.Gu Yu: "From the eyes of the four of you, I see the dirty, let me go down to be pure in the future and help me boil water and take a bath, I'm tired" The old man and the bald guy: I feel that the whole Kuishan has entered some very unclean evil spirit Li Daxiong is not Gu Yu's opponent, and he was deceived into boiling hot water in three or two sentences.It is gentle and kind to others, although it is a man, but it is much more beautiful than a woman, and it is beautiful, when Li Daxiong was boiling water, he took out a neatly stacked set of clothes from the wardrobe."

Your clothes are all broken and old, you can take this set and try it first, if it doesn't fit, I'll change it for you tomorrow, okay" Gu Yu looked at this person's beautiful face, and looked down at the beautifully knitted black green robe in his hand, this person is too skillful."

Hey, women's clothing" "En" is a little shy, "I may prefer this, but others may not think it is good" "Life is short, just like yourself, don't care what others do" There are many modern men and women, but I don't know that most of the world's top designers and artists are a bit girly.What's more, it's not a girl, but the overly beautiful appearance and the gentleness and kindness of the character, which makes people feel very comfortable and not disgusting.Therefore, for the worry in his mouth, Gu Yu was noncommittal, and took the clothes, "Anyway, those three thieves are uneducated and unaesthetic, don't care about them, but a person with ideals and taste like me, you can often use these clothes to exercise your skills in the future" The big-tailed wolf cocked his big tail and slowly tempted.Xiao Xiao smiled and fell into the city: "Okay" Li Daxiong's water was boiled, Gu Yu soaked in a hot bath, changed into a lining, and then began to sleep with two men t1706231537: