You have a new Amazon product recommendation

Chapter 175: Ancient Temple, Pee (1st Update)


"Well, Lu and Yue are in the same Fan Yang, if Yue and Cui marry, it also means that part of Fan Yang's territory will be contaminated by the Cui family, and the Lu family is naturally unwilling.In addition, the Lu family has a son-in-law who is engaged in criminal investigation but does not have the identity of a descendant, marrying a descending female talent is the best choice, there are many female descendants, the Lu family can choose hard, but there are fewer outstanding ones such as appearance, talent, learning, etc., so Yue Rou, the eldest daughter of the Yue family, is the only one who is suitable. ”The bald guy didn't say it explicitly, but everyone knew that the person who was likely to rob Cui Liang of his daughter-in-law was Lu Yizhi.So the bald guy and Li Daxiong looked at Gu Yu's eyes, as if they were looking at a poor little daughter-in-law who had been abandoned from the beginning.And Gu Yu was indeed deep in thought at the moment, and it wasn't until she patted her shoulder that she came back to her senses and sighed, looking a little sad."

In the past, I was peerless, and I hooked a group of rich children to spend a lot of money for me, but it has been two years, and only Xu Dian has a single family."

Although Gu Yu didn't despise Xu Dian's infatuation, he didn't pay much attention to it.What age is it, there are ghosts, demons and zombies, her life can't be saved, let's just say that Xu Dian has a fancy for her, but she is just a young man with strong blood, and the always merry boy sees a maverick girl who is not obsessed with him, and is naturally curious, this curiosity is a little happy, this joy is a little heartfelt, and then the main thing is that she is charming and hooks people, but it would be nonsense to say that a noble son who is in the prime of his life will not regret her life.Who didn't have the youth in those years, Gu Yu's mouth was fluttering, but others listened to it with a smile.Once upon a time, the bald guy and Li Daxiong both remembered a certain monkey village girl in the dilapidated village.is also peerless, hehe" Don't talk about the things in the previous life that you dream of in this life, the main thing is that you have to work hard in this life, but if you work hard to grow half of the posture, the men in this world can pick at your disposal" Gu Yu: "Dead bald, you will comfort me for being evil" Bald guy: "It's nothing, anyway, if you die, you will look like this, just talk about it" The bald guy shook this sentence, but he didn't know that he would be slapped in the face by Gu Yu every year in the future, at this time he pulled the reins, the horse ran, and the three disciples behind followed.On the way, Li Daxiong asked, "Master, where are we going?"

and all he answered was the dust raised by the horses.But at that time, the four of them all had a thought in their hearts, which was so good that Miss Yue, who had always been very picky with outsiders, would choose who would Miss Yue, who was very satisfied with the master and apprentice of Kuishan, and at this time, in the small teahouse."

Lu's, Cui's" Yue Rou muttered, but she didn't look at Qing Yu's gaze, only looked out the window, and said lightly: "Marriage and marriage have always been up to me, I have no choice, but I can choose with the choice of the other two." ”She turned her head to look at Qing Yu."

Your family has no intention of treating me, and a character like him can't commit the calamity of marrying a female descendant to be his prison, in this regard, my cousin is the same, he has no love for me, all because of my brother's love for my sister and using this marriage to elevate my status in the Yue family, let me be arbitrary for so many years, otherwise my father died early, which round will get me to be the first daughter of the Yue family, one is unintentional, one is intentional but ruthless, I am naturally biased towards the second."

Qing Yu just asked with a little friendship, but she didn't expect Yue Rou to analyze these two possible marriages so bluntly, as well as her own situation.Yes, the daughter of the family is not so easy to do, especially Yue Rou's father died early, and her glory will inevitably have to pay a great price.No wonder adults used to say that Miss Yue was a very transparent person."

Miss Yue, there are few people I admire in Qingyu, especially among women, you are the second.""

The second" Yue Rou didn't feel offended by Qing Yu asking such a tricky question, but put down a smile, "The first one must be Gu Yu, but since it's her, I recognize the second." ”She drank her tea, turned and left.Although Yue Rou knew that the bald guy was definitely going to take them to a place that no one could find, although Huai'an was already far away from Youzhou, but the means of communication between the degraders were unimaginable, and the temptation of the spirit weapon was too great, so it was not ruled out that someone was eyeing them, so the bald guy didn't even mention Qingyu Yue Rou and them.Obviously, Yue Rou and the others also understood, and they didn't even ask.So this parting is really secluded, I don't know how much it has been planted.As for the place where they are hiding, at least they must be able to cover Fan Yang's subordinates who have already included her in the list of robberies for two or three years.Therefore, the mountain is more than ten times larger than Kui Mountain, the huge peak, towering into the clouds, the mountains are stacked, the mountains are fragrant and green, located on the earth, as if the mountain Zhong Ling is prosperous, but at this moment they have only seen this mountain, and they have not yet reached the bottom of the mountain."

Master, we're going to that mountain."

Li Daxiong muttered.The bald guy bowed his head, "Well, I have an old friend there, and I just entrusted you there This is no longer in Huai'an, but Zhenjiang in the south of Huai'an, Zhenjiang is already in the hinterland of the Central Plains, there are many people, but there are also many ghosts and demons, this daytime is okay, but now the sun is about to set, you can see it at night." ”Damn, that's not a good idea.The three apprentices couldn't help but think of the three of them nesting in the tree hole in Kuishan, and this guy released the headless corpse, "What kind of sect is in the mountain, it looks very magnificent." ”Gu Yu thought that with such a big mountain, it was impossible for there to be no descending sect."

Shenxiao," the bald guy replied."

Awesome, master."

Li Daxiong's eyes lit up."

There are three five trigram descending masters in Shenxiao, and all disciples must cultivate the descending force if they want to enter the roster, and they can control the descending device, and there are two thousand disciples recorded in Shenxiao, do you say it is powerful."

The bald guy touched his chin, his expression was a little dark, but he scared Gu Yu and Li Daxiong enough.One Shenxiao faction in this Zhenjiang can turn five Beitang factions, and it can also raze the entire Youzhou."

In this way, our Youzhou is so weak, no wonder it is looked down upon by the people in the rest of the state cities."

Li Daxiong muttered, but Gu Yu pouted, "There are many ghosts and demons, and there are naturally more descendants, which is similar to the relationship between market demand, supply and demand are balanced." ”However, the distribution of ghosts and demons in the Central Plains is really difficult to say, it stands to reason that where there are more people, the yang energy is heavy, and there should be fewer ghosts and demons, but the ghosts and demons are greedy for yang energy, and they gather in a prosperous place.Some places are less crowded and desolate, and there are no ghosts, such as Youzhou, and some places are more desolate than Youzhou, but the evil ghosts and demons can kill a city by pulling out any one of them."

Come on, I don't think we can go to the Shenxiao Sect today, so we have to pay attention to the place to spend the night."

The bald guy really said that they didn't reach the mountain when the sun went down, and they looked at the mountain and ran dead horses, and there was still half a day to go.At night, the ghosts and demons should come out, and they dare not run at night.But fortunately, Li Daxiong's eyes were sharp and he saw a broken temple.After entering this dilapidated temple, the bald guy immediately saw if there was any evil spirit here.Gu Yu also paid attention.This dilapidated temple is actually not very broken, or it has not been repaired for a long time, and it looks decadent, with a thick layer of dust and a large area of cobwebs.A big Buddha just sat there, smiling, and it looked quite Buddha-like, which made Gu Yu and the bald guy feel a little relieved.This is a small Buddha temple, there is a Buddha guard, it should be safe.The two big men are not afraid of getting dirty, but Gu Yu felt that he was like a flower and jade, how could he lie down like this, so he forced Li Daxiong to do coolies and forcibly sorted out a clean place.The place was clean, and the fire was lit and the scones were eaten."

Eh, I'm used to eating the pig's trotters on the rich boat, and I feel that this cake is really unpalatable."

Li Daxiong sighed.Gu Yu: "What's the solution, our master is poor, he is only willing to buy cakes, fortunately I pulled him, otherwise he would not buy cakes but salted fish, let's lick a salted fish for a day." ”It's really enough for the bald guy to smile slightly: "I'm afraid you have misunderstood, a salted fish costs 20 yuan, what I want to buy is a fish basket with salted fish, take it to soak in water, and you will have a mouthful every day." ”Gu Yu and Li Daxiong: It's amazing, my master sat by the bonfire with his chin propped up and watched the three of them slap each other, laughing lightly, and occasionally glanced at the big Buddha, feeling that this Buddha statue was a little more graceful, but it seemed a little discordant in this decadent temple.However, he turned his head to look at the days when Gu Yu was disgusted and helpless to eat scones, and smiled lightly.On this big night, there is no entertainment, Li Daxiong pestered the bald guy to tell stories, and was beaten by the bald guy, or Gu Yu took pity on him for some mentally retarded stubborn diseases, and the mentally handicapped child paper was pitiful and had to be cared for, so he said that he wanted to sing a popular personal joke or come to a few meat and vegetarian jokes.The bald guy said to Li Daxiong: "Okay, okay." ”"It's not early, go to sleep." ”When he was indifferent, the four thieves in Kuishan had always been afraid, so they had to lie down and sleep.Falling asleep, Gu Yu felt that her own person poked her waist, she frowned and ignored it.Poked it again, Gu Yu pursed his lips and slapped it.Li Daxiong, who was slapped by the "monkey", covered his face and was aggrieved."

It's me, it's me.""

Lao Tzu is beating you, why are you poking me at night" Gu Yu glared at Li Daxiong angrily.Li Daxiong: "I want to pee." ”Gu Yu's face was expressionless: "You need me to help you pee" Oh, I'll go, Nobita shuddered: "Don't dare, I just asked if you want to go together." ”Neuropathy, you are a man who wants to pee and find me and a woman to pee together, "You are afraid of ghosts" Li Daxiong: "No, no, I just think it is safer for everyone to go together." ”In fact, I am afraid of ghosts.Gu Yao rolled his eyes, "Don't go, you go by yourself." ”Trapped to death, the ghost has to go out and freeze."

If you don't go with me, I'll pee on the side."

Your uncle Gu Yu glared at Li Daxiong, and Li Daxiong also glared at him back.Until he patted Gu Yao, "Let's go together." ”Gu Yao: "Ao, you want to pee too, Xiao Yao" It was dark, and he couldn't see his face clearly for a while, but Gu Yu still heard a weak voice.The little lady must have blushed.Gu Yu smiled lewdly, "Then let's go quickly." ”Li Daxiong: Relying on the color embryo, Lao Tzu will not let you defile if he is suffocated, but Li Daxiong still can't hold it, his bladder is about to burst, so he can only follow Gu Yu and the two of them out, and the bald guy on the other side sleeps like a pig, and scratches his big bald head from time to time.But he didn't know that there was a flash of gloomy black gas on the face of the big Buddha who was sitting.It was really cold at night, and it was quite warm during the day, so Gu Yu shivered when he came out of the temple, and let Li Daxiong stand in front of him to block the wind.In fact, it is such a cold night, it is dark, and it is okay for Li Daxiong to pee in the temple, but the problem is that it is not an ordinary house, it is a temple, it is a Buddhist temple, and it is said that Buddhism and Taoism are one, if you do not respect the Buddha, there will be Buddhist cause and effect to find you in the future.Taoism does not have such a stubble of luck, but Buddhism does, so that Buddhism really targets it, reciting the Hell Sutra for a few days, and keeping you unlucky for the rest of your life.Therefore, most of the teachers are more respectful of Buddhism.Li Daxiong is too, so the three of them went out of the temple together, and they also walked far away, for fear that a soak of urine would be unlucky for a lifetime."

Just find a place, why do you go so far, it's weird, I didn't notice it when I first came, but now I think this place is really eerie, okay, it's here."

Gu Yu wrapped his robe and sneezed.I didn't want Gu Yu to freeze, but Li Daxiong was afraid of bad luck, so he walked so far.But since he said it, he also felt that he couldn't hold it back, so he swept the grass and ruins around him, and said, "Okay, then here, but you are not allowed to pee at me when you are a dead monkey." ”"There is such a wicked and shameless woman in the world.Li Daxiong was so angry that he couldn't do it, but he also ran a little farther and unbuttoned his trouser belts.On the other end, Gu Yu smiled and said to Yaoyao: "Okay, you can pee Xiaoxiao." ”Xiao Xiao was a little silent, and only after half a sound did he weakly say: "Ah Yu" "Eh" "You turn your back, stay away" "Oh, I'm still shy, I'm not a man, okay, I'll go away." ”Gu Yu deliberately laughed evilly, but in fact, he did walk away a little.Of course, he knew that Gu Yu was doing it on purpose, but he couldn't cry or laugh, but he also knew that there was a slight heat on his face.He was about to untie his trouser belt, "Big bear, are you peeing, I suddenly remembered that it seems to have been said in many books that it is easy to see the ghost of staying in a broken temple at night, not to mention that it is warm during the day, and it is suddenly so cold at night, will there really be something dirty, this dirty thing" "Dead monkey, you shut up" "Okay, I just wanted to ask if you have started to pee" The sound of Li Daxiong grinding his teeth came, Gu Yu was satisfied, and spoke again."

Don't you want me to help you take off your pants?"

"Gu Yu is deaf and clear-sighted, and can hear the sound of the two of them peeing, but they have lived with a few men for two years, who is still hypocritical about this, she didn't feel anything, but she felt that the broken temple in her sight was a little weird, as if something black was flying around it.She was so frightened that she felt like urinating.t1706231537: