"Zhang Chong, you say, what would you do if you met a beautiful and sexy female ghost?"
"Then it doesn't need to be said, the overlord is the bow, give her a local rectification, anyway, it's a ghost, there is no such thing as a strong x rape ghost in the law."
"Fuck off, get down to business" "I'm serious enough, it's true."
I only heard Zhang Zhong say with a smile.
"There's something wrong with your kid, shouldn't it be Sichun, why do you want to return the female ghost to his mother's ghost ghost?"
"What I said is true, if you really meet a female ghost, are you afraid" Yang Hua had a serious expression on his face.
"Nonsense, of course I'm afraid, fools aren't afraid, I didn't dare to watch horror movies since I was a child, so don't say it.
When you say that, I always feel cold on my back. ” Yang Hua laughed.
I thought to myself, yes, no matter how beautiful she looks, no matter how beautiful she is, she is a ghost after all.
Hey, whatever, I don't want to.
"Zhang Chong, I think Li Nana seems to care about me" Yang Hua, who was sitting in the dormitory, held a miserable apple that he gnawed in his hand, and said obscenously to Zhang Chong, who was studying sex education on the computer next to him.
Yang Hua is a decisive person, never like to think about some things too complicated, especially emotional things, his emotional outlook has always been, if the two can, then quickly fall in love, come to a life-and-death love, if not, then it is best to shoot it off, everyone in the province is uncomfortable, this phenomenon is like he treats Xie Yuting at the moment, treats Youruo, both of them are women he likes, but the biggest key to the problem is that there is a gap between them, and they can't go together, this Yang Hua understands, So he would rather lie to himself than approach the two girls again.
Zhang Zhong didn't seem to have the time to deal with this nymphomaniac, so he said lightly: "Why didn't I see it?"
"Subtle, reserved, understand the nature of a woman" Yang Hua said shamelessly.
Zhang Chongxie smiled and said: "Why didn't I find that Li Nana seems to be so reserved, and I don't feel that she cares about you a little."
"Fuck, do you have to let people scold the street with shrews, take a loudspeaker on the street, and shout loudly to sleep with you, so you can see it" Yang Hua almost scolded his mother. 、 Zhang Chonghaha laughed: "Don't say it, what you want is the effect." ” "Fuck off, vulgar."
"Then what are you going to do to give up Xie Yuting?"
asked Zhang Zhong seriously.
Zhang Chong's words undoubtedly hit Yang Hua's wound with a heavy fist, and it is undeniable that he can't forget it.
"People are Miss Qianjin, I'm a poor boy, how can people look at me back" Yang Hua suddenly laughed to himself.
Zhang Zhong looked stunned.
"Fuck, even you can talk like that, or it's not our previous lewd little prince, brother, it's the 21st century, who cares about this" "Even in the 28th century, there will always be a gap between the rich and the poor, which cannot be changed, this world is actually very realistic, there is no way."
Yang Hua said.
"Then you mean to give up," Zhang Zhong said as he looked at Yang Hua.
"Of course, you can't be like Liang Zhu, really martyrdom, besides, Liang Zhu is a happy relationship, I'm a fart, unrequited love, if I am martyred, then it's fucking stupid."
Yang Hua comforted himself.
Zhang nodded and said, "Yes." ” "I just found out that Li Nana is actually really good, in fact, the more she looks at it, the less she looks like my sister" Yang Hua's head floated with an evil thought, whenever he thought of Li Nana's charming figure, and the two thin legs that were both elastic and tightly wrapped by two black skinny jeans, he was happy and excited, "You've finally found out about it, she's not like your sister," Zhang said with a smile.
"Well, she's like my sister."
"Holy shit."
"Then do you think I should take the initiative to tell others what I think now," Yang Hua looked at Zhang Zhong and looked like a military advisor.
Zhang Chong really looked mysterious, thought about it, and finally said: "I think it's okay, strike while the iron is hot, this is what you want." ” "But what if she rejects me" Yang Hua hesitated, after all, as a machismo, he still didn't want to do such a shameful thing by himself.
"Rub, Xie Yuting's blows didn't knock you down, can Li Nana knock us down" Zhang Chong's tone looked brave and indignant, and Yang Hua looked at it with pain.
"Okay, let's make the storm more violent, I, Yang Hua, have a hard waist and can bear it."
"You're acting in a play" "It's a bit too much, isn't it?"
"Haha."
When Yang Hua slowly walked towards Li Nana, who was sitting in the garden with an extracurricular book and looking at it, he suddenly felt like a martyr, as heroic as his uncle in the People's Liberation Army who sacrificed himself for the founding of New China.
"I've fallen in love with you, what should I do?"
When Li Nana, who was sitting there quietly reading a book, suddenly heard a sentence that was really speechless, she slowly raised her pure and beautiful little face, and looked at the guy in front of her, and the first feeling was stunned.
Then in exchange for a blushing face.
The guy in front of him was none other than Yang Hua, who was extremely shameless, and at the moment with a hint of a smile that looked a little lewd and a little evil, looking at Li Nana, who was like a bird in front of him, said very heroically.
When Li Nana saw that it was Yang Hua, a feeling of happiness suddenly rose in her heart, in her mind, although the guy in front of her sometimes likes to make trouble, but it is undoubtedly a more likable type of girl, and she is a little handsome, and at this moment, in the face of this guy's bold words, she almost didn't vomit blood.
Can chasing girls be so chased, Li Nana not only secretly scolded him for being stupid in her heart.
"You like me" Li Nana is not a lewd slut, let alone a thin woman, of course she will not agree to him in a word because she likes it.
"Heaven testifies, one hundred and two percent like."
Yang Hua held his hands together, as if he was reading out the party school manifesto.
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Li Nana wanted to laugh, but held back.
"What you said, how much is the real ingredient and how much is fake," Li Nana looked at the cute appearance of the big boy in front of her with a delicate face in her small hand.
"Tell the truth, tell lies" Yang Hua showed a fox-like sly smile.
Li Nana's red mouth pouted: "What do you say?"
"Of course it's the truth, if you don't tell the truth in the face of such a beautiful girl you like, it should be thundering."
Saying these shameless words, Yang Hua has been in the face of this smart woman who gets scholarships every year and has always been in the top three in her class, Yang Hua is not a fool, and it is far better to be exposed by others than to explain it yourself, Yang Hua can learn it in the first grade of primary school.
"What I just said is actually seventy percent of the truth, and thirty percent of the falsehoods."
Yang Hua confessed truthfully.
Li Nana looked at him with watery eyes, and the cherry mouth seemed to want to say something, but after all, she held back, paused for a moment, and said, "It's okay, the ratio of three and seven, I'm still satisfied with this answer." ” As soon as he heard the girl in front of him say this, Yang Hua's heart became excited, there was a play, this was Yang Hua's first feeling.
"Then, can we develop" Yang Hua struck while the iron was hot.
Li Nana held her chin in her small hand, and her eyes rolled, as if she was thinking about something again.
"I'll think about it" Li Nana finally laughed, her charming smile almost didn't make Yang Hua vomit blood, beautiful, just compared to a fox spirit.
"Do you know the man Moldy Disney?"
Li Nana was stunned for a moment and shook her head slightly.
"I don't know."
"It doesn't matter if I don't know, but I have to tell you about him."
Yang Hua pretended to be mysterious.
"He's a very good kind of person anyway, do you know how he died in the end" Yang Hua continued to blow.
Li Nana shook her head again, looking at him with a coquettish smile.
"In the end, he liked a girl, and after confessing, he did get a sentence from that girl, which made him wait for thirty years, and finally died depressed, that sentence is the same as what you said just now, I think about it."
Yang Hua's voice was a little sad, as if there was really a person.
"Really" Li Nana obviously didn't know that this kid was using a big detour and a big vertical tactic.
Sun Tzu has it in the Art of War.
"Look at my sincere face, it looks like I'm telling a lie" Yang Hua's words almost moved even himself.
Li Nana burst out laughing.
"How do I think you're a bit like a big bad wolf deceiving a little sheep" Li Nana looked softly at the funny and cute guy in front of her, and her heart was almost decided.
Yang Hua hurriedly waved his hand and said: "Don't think so badly of me, I'm not a wolf, and besides, you're not a lamb, even if you are a lamb, it is estimated that the old wolf will quickly put down the wolf's mouth when he sees a beautiful lamb like you, and obediently lie in front of you, adoring you, do you know what the most powerful weapon in the world is?"
Li Nana shook her head, not knowing what amazing words this kid had to say.
"The most powerful weapon in the world is not a knife or gun, let alone a cannon, nor a missile or something nonsense, but a beautiful woman's smile and smile, the hero is sad to pass the beauty pass, this is an allusion, you say yes" Yang Hua said blindly.
In the past, the simple Li Nana could withstand the flickering of this animal, and how did she know that the most powerful weapon in the world was far from a woman's beauty, but a man's sweet-talking mouth.
I only heard Yang Hua continue: "Xiang Yu knows, that's the one, the fierce man who ate a pot of steamed buns and drank three jars of wine, wasn't he killed by Yu Ji at that time, so I said, if a girl is beautiful, it's really terrible, especially a girl like you, not to mention beauty, what's even worse is that he is still so smart, beautiful, and wise."
This is clearly making our male compatriots unable to live, so I just risked being scolded by 10,000 people today, and I want to tell my heart in front of you, Nana, I really like you. ” Li Nana blushed, and in the face of Yang Hua's sweet words, although she understood it in her heart, she still felt quite happy.
There is a girl who can not be moved by the sweet words of a man "Nana, you give me a word, I like you, what should I do I don't want to be a Moldy Disney, such a depressed person, I would rather you sentence me to death now than wait for 30 more years."
Yang Hua said these shameless words with a slight sadness, and looked at Li Nana with a sincere look in his eyes.
Li Nana looked at him, this silly girl who has just fallen in love has never been in love once since elementary school, let alone a boyfriend, these are not because she is not beautiful, or no one is chasing her, on the contrary, from junior high school to now, the people who chase her are estimated to form a strengthening company.
The only reason for this result is that her parents have been teachers since she was a child, and she naturally has some constraints on her emotional life, and she has a reserved attitude.
Unconsciously, it slowly turned into a liking, if it weren't for the fact that he sometimes said things too oily and funny, she would have regarded him as a boyfriend a long time ago, but that girl didn't like the sweet words of boys If he really likes himself, he will be his girlfriend, this is Li Nana's last thought.
"Will you lie to me" Li Nana raised her innocent little face and looked at Yang Hua in front of her.
This sentence was like a basin of cold water poured on Yang Hua's heart, looking at the simple and kind girl in front of him, Yang Hua was a little sad, but he still said seriously: "No, never." ” When he said this, his heart was undoubtedly condemned by his conscience, to be honest, Yang Hua likes her, but there is another person in his heart, Nana, is a good girl and beautiful, Yang Hua thought, maybe with her, he can forget Xie Yuting, but can he really do it Li Nana's heart relented.
She was conquered by the man in sheep's clothing in front of her.
"If you don't lie to me, I'll promise to associate with you."
Li Nana slowly finished these words with a blushing face, and looked at Yang Hua with a pair of autumn-like eyes.
Yang Hua suddenly had an idea, even if he was old and swore an alliance, he couldn't be sorry for the girl in front of him.
"I won't, I won't lie to you for the rest of my life, Li Nana, from today onwards, you will be my Yang Hua's girlfriend
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