Hu Xiaotian was forced by her to retreat step by step, until he retreated to the root of the wall, and scolded secretly in his heart, Lao Tzu still thought that you, a barbaric princess, could cultivate her mind and temperament when she went out, but after all, dogs can't change their shit, they are still so perverted, Mingyue Palace caught fire and did my bird business, he retorted: "Who does nonsense does the princess, Xiaotian has always been frank and honest in treating people and doing things, how can I do such a thing that loses my conscience." ” Qiqi sneered: "It's not that you haven't done it, did you kill Wei Hualin, and the eunuchs around him didn't kill you."
Hu Xiaotian was so stunned by her question, and he was afraid that her words would be heard, so he stretched out his hand and wanted to cover Qiqi's mouth.
Qiqi had already prepared, and when he saw him make a move, he immediately made the first move, grabbed Hu Xiaotian's wrist, and intended to twist his wrist behind his back.
Although the move had the upper hand, but the real implementation did not have the desired effect, Hu Xiaotian's wrist twisted, like a spirit snake broke free from her palm, Qiqi only felt a huge force rushing out of his palm, and actually shook her palm away.
Hu Xiaotian immediately grabbed Qiqi's chest with one claw, Qiqi straightened his chest, Hu Xiaotian saw that his claws were about to grab it, but he suddenly woke up, this is the princess of the dynasty, if he catches it, it will be a crime of killing his head, not to mention that this girl is still underage, and as a young man with certain moral sentiments, he can't do this kind of thing anyway, he quickly retracted his hand again.
Hu Xiaotian's subordinates showed mercy, but Qiqi didn't give Hu Xiaotian the slightest affection, and kicked Hu Xiaotian under his crotch, Hu Xiaotian's reaction speed even startled him, and when he saw Qiqi's body move, he took the lead in predicting her next move, and her body jumped into the air.
This jump actually jumped more than a foot high, Qiqi's flirtatious foot naturally fell short, Hu Xiaotian turned over in the air and landed firmly behind Qiqi, raised his right hand again, and grabbed the back of Qiqi's neck.
Qiqi didn't expect Hu Xiaotian's martial arts to be so powerful, let alone her.
Even Hu Xiaotian himself couldn't figure it out, what happened today, if he played extraordinarily with divine help, he could have foreseen Qiqi's shot in advance, could it be related to his breakthrough in the small black house Qiqi was grabbed by Hu Xiaotian by the back of the neck, and said angrily: "Let go, believe it or not, I asked someone to cut off your head." ” Hu Xiaotian said: "I let you go, you can't make any more moves on me." ” Qiqi said: "Good" Hu Xiaotian was willing to believe it, but he didn't dare to let go, and quickly retreated a few steps back after letting go.
Distance yourself from her.
Qiqi turned around and glared at Hu Xiaotian fiercely: "You ruthless thief, what else do you dare not do?"
Hu Xiaotian said: "The matter of Mingyue Palace has nothing to do with me. ” Qiqi said: "It has spread outside, saying that you forged the suicide note of the Wencai people, set fire to the Mingyue Palace and killed the Wencai and six palace people." ” "Gossip can not be believed" "Groundless wind may not be without cause, with your consistent character, I believe that this matter is true."
Hu Xiaotian couldn't help but be angry, and shook his head helplessly: "You can think as much as you like, Lao Tzu is self-purifying."
Qiqi's beautiful eyes widened and said, "Okay, you bold and reckless minion."
I actually called Lao Tzu in front of this princess, believe it or not, I asked my father to cut off your head" Hu Xiaotian said: "Faith."
Your little princess is such a noble person, and it is normal for her to do such a thing of revenge. ” Qiqi said: "You will take revenge, when you were in the wine cellar, did you want to kill me and my aunt?"
Hu Xiaotian was afraid that her words would be heard by outsiders, and he was so frightened that he begged for mercy: "Little princess, I'm afraid of you."
You have to be forgiving and forgiving, I Hu Xiaotian has nothing to do with you, you have the right to treat me as a fart, and let me go quickly. ” "You're just farting" Qiqi couldn't help but laugh after speaking, and her slightly immature pretty face actually revealed a charming color that didn't match her age.
Then he spit out his fragrant tongue and said extremely cutely: "Actually, you killed Wen Ya's slut and burned Mingyue Palace, I like it very much in my heart." ” Hu Xiaotian really wanted to cry without tears: "Little princess, I really didn't do it" Qiqi glanced at him and said, "If you do it, you will do it, what are you afraid of, can others hide it from me?"
Hu Xiaotian was completely speechless, and lowered his head, there is no reason at all with this unruly princess, if you want to kill or chop you to go.
Qiqi slowly walked to his side and carried him on his shoulder: "You don't have to be afraid, with me helping you, no one dares to do anything to you."
Suddenly, his voice lowered again: "But you have to tell me honestly how you killed Wen Ya and them."
As he spoke, his eyes lit up with anticipation and excitement.
Hu Xiaotian secretly scolded Qiqi for being perverted, since she recognized that she had done it herself, she might as well break the jar and scare her, looked around, and was sure that there was no one, so he hooked his finger to her, and Qiqi put his ear to his lips.
Hu Xiaotian lowered his voice and said: "Rape first and then kill no one left" Qiqi covered his mouth in surprise, and a pair of beautiful eyes showed a strange look, looking extremely excited, but there was no trace of fear in it: "You don't even let go of the eunuchs" Hu Xiaotian said with a smile: "I have never done things to cut the grass and eradicate the roots, and I don't leave a piece of armor" Before he finished speaking, the fist shadow in front of him flickered, and his right eye was in severe pain, but he was punched hard by Qiqi, Hu Xiaotian actually failed to react, was hit at close range, and his head fell behind him in an extremely exaggerated manner.
Qiqi gritted his teeth and said: "Dead eunuch, you are an idiot when you are a princess, you are a eunuch, rape first and then kill, do you have that ability?"
Hu Xiaotian straightened up: "It's you who forced it" Peng greeted Hu Xiaotian with another punch in his left eye, Hu Xiaotian fell straight to the ground this time, if he wanted to hide, of course he could easily dodge, but he knew Qiqi's temperament very well, if she didn't let her take a little advantage in her siblings, I was afraid that this Nizi would not give up, push the boat down the river, Lao Tzu has the right to suffer a small loss, your grandma's, does Lao Tzu have the ability One day you will know that uh people are still a little girl, Hu Xiaotian, Hu Xiaotian, you can't forget the word morality at any time Long Yelin slept peacefully this night, woke up in the morning and felt that his body had recovered a lot, stretched his arms, sat up from the bed, felt a sound in his abdomen, and let out a loud fart.
This fart startled the eunuch palace maid on the side, and then was pleasantly surprised, and a eunuch blurted out: "The emperor farted the emperor" After speaking, he realized that he had said the wrong thing, and he was so frightened that he knelt on the ground with a thud, and slapped his two big mouths with his backhand: "Your Majesty, the slave has no words and deeds, and the crime deserves death." ” Fortunately, Long Yelin was in a good mood at this time and did not hold him accountable, in fact, this little eunuch did not say anything wrong, he did fart, and the movement was very loud, and everyone heard it.
Hu Xiaotian stayed up all night outside, just entered the Xuanwei Palace at this time, and just heard Long Yelin's fart, his heart was also relieved, although appendicitis is just a small operation for him, but the patient is the emperor, everything needs to be careful, farting means that the emperor can eat, it can be said that there is no problem with the operation.
Hu Xiaotian came to the bed for the first time and said happily: "Congratulations to the emperor, congratulations to the emperor." ” Long Yelin couldn't cry or laugh a little, he just farted, He Xizhi coughed dryly and said: "He Xizhi" Hu Xiaotian said: "As the saying goes: the dragon qi rises, the four seas are safe, Xiaotian has to smell the emperor's dragon qi, it is really a blessing for three lives, and the inner turmoil can not be calmed down for a long time.
This kind of gas can only be found in the sky, and it is rare to hear it in the world.
The emperor is dexin and all the people, powerful and powerful, and has to bathe the emperor's auspicious breath, how lucky we are, who can make such an ethereal and distant sound except for the emperor, who can exude the aroma comparable to Zhilan, so that I have three months without knowing the smell of meat, and the aftermath of the sound through the beam and three days of endless feeling. ” The surrounding group of eunuchs and palace maids were dumbfounded, they had never seen such a shameless one, wasn't it just a fart, there were so many exquisite, and there were many people who were angry and auspicious, but it was the first time I saw such a meaty fart to pat a fart.
Long Yelin coughed dryly, he also felt that Hu Xiaotian's sycophant was a little too much, but it still sounded comfortable and useful, much more pleasant to the ear than the little eunuch who directly shouted that the emperor farted just now.
Hu Xiaotian didn't blush and his heart didn't beat after filming this sycophant, and he looked at Long Yelin with a smile and said, "How does Your Majesty feel now?"
Long Yelin said: "I let this go" always felt that it was indecent to say a fart word, and he couldn't afford to be the son of Dakang, so he thought about it for a while: "After I let go of this dragon qi, I feel a lot more comfortable, and the wound is a little tight, but it doesn't hurt anymore." ” Hu Xiaotian said with a smile: "The emperor's blessing is really the blessing of the Great Kang Society. ” Long Yelin said: "I'm a little hungry" Hu Xiaotian said: "Your Majesty, rest assured, you can eat now." ” When the eunuchs went to prepare the meal, Long Yelin nodded to Hu Xiaotian and said, "Hu Xiaotian, this time you have made a meritorious contribution to saving the driver, and I have a lot of rewards." ” Hu Xiaotian hurriedly knelt on the ground and listened to the reward.
Long Yelin said the key point but suddenly stopped, Hu Xiaotian waited for a long time and didn't see him speak, and couldn't help but secretly look up, but saw Long Yelin purse his mouth and close his eyes, and another fart was released.
It can really be described as stinking, Hu Xiaotian is too close, there is no way to avoid it, he can only swallow his anger and silently bear this stinky fart, the little eunuch who just shouted that the emperor farted finally found an opportunity to atone for his sin at this time, knelt down with a plop, and said happily: "Congratulations to the emperor, congratulations to the emperor, the emperor's dragon qi is rising, the four seas are safe, the little zither has to smell the emperor's dragon spirit, how lucky" This product can be regarded as unforgettable, and he actually repeated Hu Xiaotian's words just after patting the sycophants word for word.
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