When the people around heard the little monk's words, they laughed even more happily.
But I didn't laugh, I knew what this sentence meant.
The last time I went home, I was the little kid I met on this train.
At that time, the little monk said that I had a bloody disaster.
I thought he was a little liar, but after experiencing Xiaolian's secret marriage, I know He is not a liar.
I patted the little kid on the head and said, "Nonsense, am I a ghost?
Come here."
The little kid jumped down from his seat.
He was only over 1.3 meters tall, a head shorter than Guo Jingming.
He was wearing a long and thick necklace of Buddhist beads.
He sat across from me and sighed, "Hey, "The world is drunk and I am alone.
I used to be unable to understand Qu Yuan's sorrow, but now, I really understand it."
The people around laughed even harder when they heard this.
I also smiled and said, "Little monk, what is your name?"
"Quit lust" The little monk glared at me very dissatisfied.
I quickly said: "I know your Dharma name is Jingse, but you are a little brat, and calling you Jingse Master is really unpleasant.
What is your lay name?"
The little monk looked at me, rolled his eyes and said, "If you buy me two packs of spicy strips, I will tell you."
When I heard this, I was speechless.
He had diarrhea after eating spicy strips last time, but he didn't expect to eat them again now.
I said, "There's no one selling spicy strips right now, it's not until dinner time."
"Yes, there is a restaurant car at the back.
It's delicious there."
The little kid pointed to the car behind and showed an expectant smile.
After all, it is the nature of a child.
When I got to the dining car, I bought two packs of spicy strips and handed them to the little monk.
The little monk talked to me while eating spicy strips.
This little kid actually talked in the same way, like an adult.
Many times he would come up with some philosophical quotes, life insights and so on.
"Can you tell me your name now?"
I asked.
The young monk wiped his mouth covered with chili oil and said, "Yang Goudan."
"Yang Goudan" I was stunned for a moment, then laughed, "Do you monks also like to give these vulgar names?
I'm really experienced."
"Who is so vulgar and uneducated?"
Yang Goudan was very angry.
He was so angry that he stopped eating spicy strips and said loudly: "My name means living a humble life but seeking no regrets.
Forget it, you don't have enough life experience.
No way to communicate.”
I smiled and chatted with Yang Goudan again.
In fact, I treat Yang Gou like a child, but in fact I know that Yang Gou must have some skills.
If nothing else, just the ability to meet him is enough.
Soon I learned about Yang Goudan's situation.
This little kid secretly ran away from the Shaolin Temple because Yang Goudan's master wanted to arrange a baby marriage for Yang Goudan and asked Yang Goudan to return to secular life, saying He is not suitable to be a monk.
Being a monk will bring great disaster to Shaolin Temple.
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Originally this was a great thing, as it saved him the trouble of falling in love and the fate of being single, but Yang Gou didn't agree, and in a rage, he secretly ran down the mountain and traveled around the country.
However, Yang Gou didn't have much money.
After spending all the money, he thought about making money by reading fortune tellers.
As a result, no one liked him and he was regarded as a liar.
Yang Goudan had no money, so he had to live on the train.
He had been wandering on the train, sometimes telling people's fortunes to make a little money, and sometimes going to the dining car to beg for food.
The conductor felt sorry for him and did not drive him off the train.
Knowing what happened to Yang Goudan, I planned to take him in first.
Now that I am an orphan without a family, it would be good to have a little monk as a companion in the future.
"Okay, you come back to the dormitory with me first, and I will send you away when I contact your master."
I said.
When Yang Goudan heard this, he disagreed, "Well, women are troublesome.
Beauty is a disaster.
I won't go back even if I die."
"You don't understand women."
I had no choice but to say, "Then, you can stay here for now, and then go back when you feel like it."
Not long after, Yang Gou had a stomachache and made a fuss about going to the toilet.
I really accepted him and just liked spicy strips.
He even ran to the toilet as soon as he ate them.
After running three times in a row, Yang Goudan finally felt comfortable, but it was time to get off the car.
I took Yang Goudan with me and got on the bus.
People were pointing at Yang Goudan, and even I felt broken.
So I bought Yang Goudan a set of children's clothes and put on a children's hat.
Finally, It's much better.
In the afternoon, I returned to school and entered the dormitory.
There are four beds in the dormitory, but only Chi Xiang and I live there.
The main reason is that I major in traditional Chinese medicine, which is an absolutely unpopular major at Tunghai University.
Except for me, the rest of the 40 students enrolled are Adjusted here.
Moreover, the planned enrollment was 40 people, but in fact only about 20 people came to report in this major.
Therefore, our four-person dormitory was naturally empty because two guys did not come to school.
My only roommate is Chi Xiang.
Chi Xiang is considered a wealthy second generation, and his family probably has tens of millions.
Although it is not much, it is enough.
As for his name, when Xiang was still a boy, Chi Xiang was very proud and felt that he was a bit similar to Liu Xiang.
However, when everyone got used to saying "Go and eat Xiang" later, Chi Xiang collapsed.
Who was named later?
He will be in a hurry with anyone whose name is his.
When I came in, Chi Xiang was wearing an underwear and playing games.
"Hey, Seinfeld, you're back."
Chi Xiang said without taking his eyes off the screen.
When he was excited, he shook the mouse crazily and cursed: "Fuck, Dema is such a big Sabi, hurry up and move forward. , Damn it, I died, my special mother is an ice girl, let me take the ultimate move, it’s so stupid.”
I put my schoolbag on the bed and said, "Brother Xiang, let me introduce you to a new friend."
"Male and female" Chi Xiang crossed his legs and waited for the hero to be resurrected by the spring of life.
"You're still short of women.
You bastard has got your hands on all the girls in our courtyard who are worthy of your attention.
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Goudan, come in."
I said towards the door.
Chi Xiang was stunned when he saw a little kid coming in and said, "Your kid is so big."
"Go away" I kicked Chi Xiang.
Yang Goudan entered the dormitory and saw the situation like a pig's nest.
He sighed, "I was born at the wrong time and had a bad fate.
I'd better make do with it."
When Chi Xiang heard what Yang Goudan said, he became happy and said, "Goudan, the education level in your village is quite high.
Hey, little brat, who named you Goudan?"
Yang Goudan still sighed and said: "I am uneducated.
I am just trying to survive as a hermit without any regrets.
It's not like you, who eats and eats and eats and eats.
Hey, I'm so stupid."
"Fuck you, how dare you say that I am cheating?
I will kill you little brat."
Chi Xiang grabbed Yang Goudan and lifted him up.
Yang Goudan struggled and shouted loudly: "If you have the skills, let's compete in catching ghosts.
Lord Buddha, I can beat you with one finger.
Please let me down quickly."
"Return to the Buddha, I'll blow your little anus first today."
Chi Xiang pinned Yang Goudan on the bed.
I watched the two people making trouble there, and I felt a lot less disappointed.
I lay in bed thinking about what was to come.
Since my father has already said that he will not let me go back and thinks that I am a disaster, I will not go back.
However, I always want to understand my life experience, why I am buried in a grave, why I can see ghosts, and why I am not afraid of corpse poison.
Wait, wait, there are too many whys.
However, I still want to continue studying here.
This is also my future job and the foundation for my foothold.
Just as I was thinking about it, my phone rang.
I took out my crappy cell phone and looked at it.
It was Sister Yun calling.
Sister Yun's name is Wang Yun.
She is my boss.
She owns the Blue Mood Cafe in front of the school.
I've been working part-time at that coffee shop since I was in college.
My parents have never given me living expenses, so part-time work is very important to me.
In fact, Wang Yun took great care of me after learning about my life experience.
She paid me fifteen yuan an hour, which is quite high in Donghai City.
I answered the call and said, "Sister Yun."
"Xiaofei, are you back?"
Sister Yun asked me on the phone.
I said, "I'm back.
I just arrived at the dormitory."
Sister Yun said: "Okay, if you don't have class, come over.
I'm a little uncomfortable.
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Come and look at the store for me."
"Okay, I'll be there right away."
I hung up the phone, washed my face, and got ready to go out.
Chi Xiang was rubbing Yang Goudan's bald head and asked Yang Goudan if it hurt when he permed the scar.
I knew that Chi Xiang looked like a fool, but he was actually a very nice person.
I said, "Brother Xiang, take care of Goudan.
I have to go work in Sister Yun's shop."
Chi Xiang wiped his saliva and said: "Brother Fei, why don't you stay in the dormitory and I will help you work.
I don't want any money.
I will give you all the wages.
I just need to say a few words to Wang Yun.
Hehe, come on The last time I saw Wang Yun, she looked really sexy in that black stocking.
Brother Fei, if you have a chance, can you steal it back for me?
" "Beast," I said.
Yang Goudan also said, "Beast."
I ignored Chi Xiang, grabbed a coat and left.
But having said that, Wang Yun is actually quite good-looking.
At the age of twenty-seven, she looks like she is twenty-years-old, and she doesn’t have a boyfriend.
There are many men in our school.
Even if they think the taste of coffee is similar to that of cat poop, they still I often go to the coffee shop to drink coffee, mainly to watch Wang Yun.
I arrived at the Blue Mood Coffee Shop and saw Wang Yun.
Wang Yun's face was a little pale.
"Sister Yun, do you have a cold?"
I asked.
Wang Yun shook her head, "I don't know.
I've been feeling dizzy and a little dazed these past two days.
But it's okay, Xiaofei.
Is everything going well at home?"
I nodded and said nothing more.
Wang Yun smiled at me and said, "That's good.
I'm going to take a nap first.
You can watch the store."
"good."
Wang Yun smiled at me again, stuck out her tongue, licked her lower lips, then turned around, twisted her butt and walked away.
I was startled and looked at Wang Yun.
Why was Sister Yun’s smile just now so weird: