Although my personality is somewhat dull, my intellectual development is still normal and my studies are uneventful.
Apart from the fact that I couldn't find a job three years after graduating from college and had to go to graduate school, and I couldn't find a job for three years after graduating from graduate school, I had to fight all the way to get a doctorate.
Life can be said to be uneventful.
Although there is a big gap between the two idioms of calm and smooth sailing, at any rate, after eight years, I finally completed my Ph.D. program and graduated.
It was so safe that I never had the thought of jumping off a building to another world.
I struggled through the last period of my student career, and finally I didn't get so bad that I couldn't find a job again for three years.
Less than a month after graduation, I received a high-level job offer from one of the most famous companies in the world.
Just when I was happily preparing to take office, I encountered an event with a small probability that was more unlucky than all the bad things in the first half of my life combined.
I was abducted by aliens.
I was locked up in a place that looked like the bathroom on a spaceship.
The aliens injected countless weird drugs into my body every day.
They also threw me into many instruments of questionable origin and conducted countless analytical experiments.
It's almost like cutting me into slices and studying it.
For a while, I dreamed every day that these alien monsters cut off my little brother, then put them on again, cut them off, and put them back on again, with different models every time.
Fortunately, such a horrible thing did not happen in the end.
God knows how much time passed, but one day, a nice voice came from the speaker in my cabin and said the words I had dreamed of saying.
I was tortured beyond belief.
"Dr.
Luo Yanqi, the experiment we invited you to complete has achieved fruitful results, so you are free."
After being stunned for a long time, I shouted at the top of my lungs: "You damn aliens, you kidnapped me for this bullshit invitation, please let me go home."
"Sorry, we are already tens of billions of light-years away from the star system where you live.
We are about to return to our home star.
There is no way to send you back."
"Then what should I do?
You bunch of rubbish bugs, don't you want to take me to your home planet as a pet exhibition?"
When I heard that I couldn't go back to Earth, I immediately fell from high altitude into hell, crying bitterly regardless of any image.
The tears started to flow, my bird's Fake, I probably didn't have much of an image in the eyes of aliens.
Who cares which of the experimental mice is more handsome?
I studied for a Ph.D. for eight years.
My stingy supervisor gave me 150 yuan a month for living expenses and didn’t allow me to take on private work.
I was so poor that I didn’t even have a girlfriend.
After I finally graduated, my future was bright, but I was unlucky enough to be The aliens captured him and used him as a test subject.
Now they told me that I can't go home again.
I immediately thought of those damn medical students, how to deal with the experimental rabbits, roast them and find beautiful girls to eat with them.
My major is electrochemistry, experimental Objects are more damn mathematical models.
"We have no right to bring any living beings into the home star without the permission of the governing council of the home star, so we will put you down on the planet that is most suitable for your survival."
"Why do you want to live alone on a strange, possibly desolate uninhabited planet like the moon?
You might as well kill me now."
This answer is more terrifying than imprisoning me for the rest of my life.
After all, these aliens Humans are also intelligent beings and can at least communicate.
They are not lonely at ordinary times.
If I lived alone on a lonely planet, I would be the otaku version of Chang'e.
I almost madly threw myself at the door and smashed it.
"Let me go home, I want to return to the earth."
I shuddered thinking about that kind of dead world, and even ignored the fact that I couldn't survive in that harsh environment.
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"No, we will put you on a planet with intelligent life."
"What kind of intelligent life is there?
It is higher than life on earth.
I am a gorilla in the wild.
If it is lower than life on earth, I will live with a group of uncivilized gorillas."
I fell into extreme madness again. panic.
"No, no, we selected the planet closest to where you live, and the main intelligent life forms on it are more than 90% similar in appearance to humans on Earth, and even have a 1.5% success rate in mating. ” "Maybe your spaceship has a 1.5 success rate in mating."
I was willing to risk it all.
Anyway, no matter how much I scolded these aliens, they never got angry.
"To ensure your survival, we will give you something as a gift."
A small egg as big as a fist was lowered from the roof by a mechanical arm.
"This is the Mother Queen, a must-have equipment for field scientific research on our planet.
After hatching, the Mother Queen is just like the ant queen on your earth.
It can give birth to hundreds of millions of biological beasts to protect your safety.
We have locked it.
The spiritual wavelength between you and the Queen Mother.
You will have the highest command authority over any biological beasts created by the Queen Mother in the future."
"I rely on your mother-in-law."
"Then, I wish you a pleasant journey, and thank you again for your cooperation."
A passage suddenly opened under my feet.
When I woke up from the dazed state of being thrown, I found that I was already in a space that looked like a rescue cabin. .
As the alien yeast said goodbye three times, the life capsule was ruthlessly peeled off, and I was thrown from space to a planet with a blue tone, taking this little queen insect egg with me.
I got up and looked out the porthole, and I could see that this planet actually has seven continents.
These seven continents cut the ocean that covers the entire planet into nine large pieces.
The rescue capsule flew around the planet three times and finally slid down to the largest continent at high speed.
Bang
The door of the rescue cabin opened.
I cursed the alien God and all my ancestors loudly, and crawled out with difficulty.
Fortunately, when I was a guinea pig, I had some attitude of who would go to hell if I didn't, and worked hard to learn some alien knowledge.
At that time, I hoped that as long as I returned to Earth, what I had learned would be Something that would allow me to sweep the Nobel Prize in all departments and win the Turing Award.
I win one Fields Medal every year.
Don’t tell me that you won’t arrange some beautiful female mathematicians for me.
I won’t care about receiving it.
Any memoir you write can outsell the Bible, and you can earn royalties happily.
“Damn it, who the hell said that the Fields Medal is not awarded once a year?”
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