"What will happen to the world if I kiss her?"
This dirty thought jumped out of my brain without permission.
And another, even more dirty thought.
"The appearance is 90% similar to that of humans on Earth, and the mating success rate is 1.5%" is also lingering around my last remaining sanity.
"Calm down, I need to calm down, I'm just an otaku, not a perverted uncle."
"But it seems there's no harm in giving her a kiss while she's unconscious.
Should I kiss her cheek or her lips?"
These two choices that tested my moral bottom line made me tortured.
"Kiss on the cheek.
It's not too dirty.
I've kissed them all anyway.
What's the difference between fifty steps and a hundred steps?
Kissing on the lips is still satisfying.
I haven't had my first kiss yet.
I might as well get rid of the virgin as well."
Just when heaven and man were fighting, the pure angel in my nature was fighting the invincible devil, the mysterious girl in my arms moaned slightly.
"Oops, she's about to wake up.
Do I have to punch her unconscious first, satisfy my animal desires, and then rescue her?"
I'm sure I've never been such a scumbag in my life.
This is all caused by those alien bastards. disaster.
"Please let me go" When such a mysterious girl woke up, her first words made me feel ashamed.
I was a little confused at the time and didn't pay attention to whether my hands were regular or not.
The rescue cabin No. 15 did not record the scene at that time.
This little mystery has remained a mystery for decades to come.
"Haha, haha, what's your last name?"
If I knew how to talk sweetly, I wouldn't be an otaku anymore.
This mysterious girl stretched out her hand to prop herself up, and saw that my hair was as messy as a chicken coop, and that I had never changed out of a shabby coat since I was imprisoned.
I bought this thing at a cheap price at a street stall, and the quality was not very good to begin with.
Suddenly he frowned slightly.
"The fanged tiger is the prey I have been tracking for several days.
You suddenly attacked, making all my hard work in vain, and even injured me.
Do you think we hunters are easy to bully?"
When the girl stood firm, the vague mist emerged from her body again, but all my attention was attracted by her slightly angry face, and I didn't notice this unusual situation at all.
"I am a person who is lost in the mountains.
If you want the fanged tiger, you can take it.
I just want to protect myself and not fight back."
"Would someone who says he can hunt with a wind magic gun be afraid of a fanged tiger?"
"Wind magic gun" I glanced at my two bomb-spraying beasts in surprise, and suddenly realized that it seemed that this girl had misunderstood.
I have browsed some translated information on this planet.
The so-called magic gun is a technology left behind on this planet by a crashed alien spacecraft that was as unlucky as the Shanpa people.
The basic principle is different from the earth's firearms.
It uses compressed energy crystals.
This technology, which is only available to level 7 civilizations, serves as an energy source and is not necessarily more powerful than gunpowder firearms, but it is better because the number of shots is almost unlimited and there is no need to replenish ammunition.
Because the bullets of the magic gun are separated energy released from the compressed energy crystal, a standard compressed energy crystal can be shot more than tens of thousands of times.
According to the type of compressed energy crystal used in magic guns, this thing can also be divided into wind type, fire type, electromagnetic type and so on.
Free novels bring you joy and joy ---> storyskyline.net
The only inconvenience is that you need to have extremely high mental strength to shoot freely.
According to the standards on this planet, a person who can use a magic gun is so powerful that he can blow away a mammoth in an instant just by the power of his mind.
While I was slandering the unfortunate alien civilization, I tried my best to explain: "This is my first time traveling, and I got lost in the Sea of Eternal Life.
I reacted a little panicked just now.
I'm really ashamed.
I ask this lady to forgive me for my recklessness.
If Would you mind helping me lead the way out of this terrible forest?"
My explanation finally made this mysterious girl's expression soften slightly.
After all, my appearance did look terrible.
She thought for a moment and then said to me: "I can only take you to our Luohe Village, but from there you can follow Uncle Muku to the nearest town."
"It's great.
Being able to leave this forest will be my greatest desire.
I can't pay you any compensation now, but I will give you, the kind lady, adequate compensation as soon as possible."
I tried hard to analyze some of the common etiquette on this planet that the rescue cabin No. 15 passed to me, hoping to give some favor to this girl who I fell in love with at first sight.
However, my behavior obviously had the opposite effect.
The mysterious girl had a look of disgust on her face, but she said nothing.
"Did I use the wrong customs and habits?"
Thinking of this big or small question, sweat broke out on my forehead.
However, being able to get in touch with the intelligent life of this planet as I wished has made me never be a Shennongjia Savage 2 in the future.
It already makes me very satisfied, but I’m not too dissatisfied with Long Wangshu.
After a brief conversation, I learned that the name of this beautiful and dreamy girl was Luo Xing'er.
Luohe Village is about 300 kilometers away from the Queen Mother Base, which happens to be the scanning limit of rescue cabin No. 15 on the ground.
The rescue capsule No. 15 in space can only scan targets with an area larger than one square kilometer, so the nearest gathering point of intelligent life in its memory cells is at the edge of the forest a thousand kilometers away in the south.
Either Luo Xing'er is naturally cold, or the otakus' skills in approaching women are always painful in my heart.
On the way to Luohe Village, I failed to close the relationship with this mysterious girl.
I was a stranger just now, and now I am still a stranger. stranger.
This makes me extremely regretful that I didn't speak up earlier.
"Oh, that was my first kiss.
I once swore in front of the gods that any man who kisses me for the first time will be my husband."
Such absurd pink and ambiguous scenes kept popping up in my mind.
I walked into Luohe Village in a dazed state with a bit of a giggle.
The result of this situation was that for a long time, the villagers of Luohe Village thought that Luo Xing'er had picked a fool back with an IQ equal to that of a wild beast
.
: