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Chapter 928: You have no jokes


Jun Wu joked, "The affairs of the world, it's not you, Xiao Kunlun, who has the final say." ”A phantom shadow rushed out of Sun Xiaochan's head, which was actually an Arhat with a height of 1,000 feet, three heads and six arms, holding guns, knives, swords, halberds, hammers, and whips in six hands, and his eyes radiated golden light, murderous.Zhang Jun: "There are seniors. ”Then he threw the demon pestle over.These eight demon-subduing treasure pestles are quasi-Daluo-level magic weapons, and even if they can't exert their full power, their lethality is still amazing.Sun Xiaochan took the demon subduing treasure pestle, and with a flick of one arm, the three demons sealed inside rushed into the sky, forming a demon array in an instant, surrounding Jiang Fengxian's heaven and earth law.Jiang Fengxian glanced at the three demons disdainfully, and said, "Just the demons, what can I do" After speaking, the Kunlun mirror suspended above his head flashed, shooting out a brilliant golden light, and hit the three demons directly.There were hundreds of millions of runes flickering above the golden light, and if you looked closely, you could see that these runes were all in the shape of swords, and they were extremely sharp."

Sila" is like a knife cutting through jade cotton, and the golden light wraps around the heads of the three demons, cutting them into six sections.The three demons all let out a terrible scream, turning into bursts of black smoke and returning to the eight demon subduing treasure pestles, if they didn't all have the imprint of life, they would have been killed.Even so, the three major demons were all extremely seriously injured, and there was no way to recover without three or five months.As soon as the Kunlun Mirror defeated the three major demons, the power was beyond everyone's expectations, Sun Xiaochan said solemnly: "The inheritance of Kunlun is really terrible, this Kunlun Mirror should be imitated, the imitations are so powerful, I don't know how powerful the real Kunlun Mirror is" Jiang Fengxian said proudly: "That's right, although it is only an imitation of the Kunlun Mirror, it also has the lethality of the emperor level."

Sun Xiaochan, do you still want to fight with me" Sun Xiaochan "Haha" laughed, the six weapons in the hands of the Heaven and Earth Law Minister shone at the same time, and the aura of the avenue was swirling all over the body, and there were bursts of Zen singing.As soon as they felt this majesty, everyone was shocked in their hearts: "They are all magic weapons that manifest their peaks" It turned out that the six hands of Jiang Fengxian's heaven and earth law ministers were all emperor-level magic weapons, and once their power was released, it was earth-shattering, and even Jiang Fengxian changed color for it."

It is worthy of the name of killing the Buddha Sun Xiaochan, I underestimated you" He slowly urged the Kunlun Mirror and began to brew a thunderous blow.Although the other party has six imperial weapons, he is still not afraid.Seeing that a vicious battle was about to start, Zhang Jun couldn't help but worry, the two saints fought with emperor-level magic weapons, this small world of Wudang Mountain was afraid that it would be beaten into ruins, he was about to say something, when he suddenly saw a sloppy Taoist coming out of the crowd below, he said loudly: "Stop" Looking at this sloppy Taoist, Zhang Jun's eyes suddenly widened, and shouted: "Crazy Taoist" is not a crazy Taoist who is he followed by a big black dog with smooth and shiny oil, seeing Zhang Junle running over haha, the person stood up, and the two dog paws were on his shoulders, And the dog's tongue licked it in the face."

Slap" Zhang Jun slapped Da Hei aside, and the latter looked at him with a resentful face, with tears in his eyes.Everyone also saw the crazy Taoist with different expressions, Sun Xiaochan immediately shouted: "Wu Nadao man, you stole the Buddha's jade chicken that day" The crazy Taoist "grinned" smiled: "Offended, offended, Xiaodao was really hungry that day, seeing that there was a chicken in your yard, I reluctantly ate it, and the taste was still very good." ”Sun Xiaochan's nose was crooked, and he pointed to the fingers of the mad Taoist and trembled: "You bastard, that jade chicken has been raised by the Buddha for nine years, and it has been psychic, and it was actually killed and eaten by you, you you" The crazy Taoist immediately turned around and kicked Da Hei, and scolded: "The dead dog said not to steal the chicken to eat, steal it, and let the owner of the family see it, what a bastard" Da Hei's expression of wronged face made people wonder if it had really stolen the chicken, at this moment, I am afraid that it has been received on behalf of the owner, and the laughing mother-in-law of Luojiashan is the most ugly one, she snorted coldly and said: " Crazy Daoist, do you still dare to appear in front of me, begging for a beating" The madman shrunk his neck and said with a dry smile: "That day, the old Taoist was nothing more than asking your mother-in-law a few questions, why do you hold a grudge and ask a few questions so far, everyone is suspicious, what kind of question makes the smiling mother-in-law, who has always had a good temper, blacken their faces They soon knew the answer, and the laughing mother-in-law said angrily: "Ask the question, your first question, ask the old woman if she has ever been married; The second question asked the old woman if she had ever given birth.Hmph, crazy man, aren't you begging for a beating" Everyone rolled their eyes, this guy is tired of being crooked, he actually came to the door to tease and laugh at his mother-in-law, that is a virgin, Zhang Jun was speechless directly, he turned around, as if he didn't know the person in front of him at all.And the fact is not over, Ji Fuzi jumped out again and accused the madman of pulling out a few of his magic medicines.Su Taidou scolded even more, it sounded like he made a bet with a crazy man, but the other party cheated, and he lost a superb purple clay pot because of it.All in all, the madman seemed to have offended everyone at the scene, and as soon as he appeared, he was like a rat crossing the street, and everyone shouted and beat him.In the face of everyone's accusations, the madman still smiled, he pointed at Zhang Jun, and said: "What I owe you has fallen on this kid, you have to take him." ”Then he made a blank face, "Lao Dao came here today on the orders of Shen Tianjun." ”As soon as they heard Shen Tianjun's name, everyone was awe-inspiring, and even Sun Xiaochan and Jiang Fengxian temporarily suppressed the battle intent in their hearts and looked at it together.Seeing that it had attracted everyone's attention, the madman took out an ordinary piece of white paper from his pocket, held it up and read it to everyone: "Tianjun's dictation, the war is imminent, all cultivators really want to value peace and fight against strong enemies" Everyone glanced at the ordinary paper, their faces were not good-looking, and a blank piece of paper wanted to order everyone Shen Tianjun is invincible in the world, but after all, it has been suppressed, how can he still come here Jiang Fengxian snorted heavily: "If Shen Tianjun is in person, my little Kunlun may give a face, if only a piece of paper, Forgive the order" The crazy Taoist stared at Jiang Fengxian like an idiot, and saw that the latter's heart was furious, and he couldn't help shouting: "What do you see" The crazy Taoist "hehe" smiled, and shook the white paper in his hand: "Do you want to disobey the order of the Heavenly Monarch" Jiang Fengxian's heart suddenly suddenly, could it be that Shen Tianjun had a doppelganger to the point that he didn't dare to say too much, and said coldly: "A piece of paper makes people obey orders, it's child's play" "Is it child's play, then you can see clearly." ”The madman shook the white paper in his hand and made a "flutter and flutter" sound, "It's blank, as long as I write a line on it, the words of the Heavenly Monarch will sound in the air."

The Heavenly Monarch has the power of Da Luo, and one sentence can change the qi of heaven and earth, what do you want me to write on it" Jiang Fengxian was taken aback, he thought of the Da Luo-level monk's "Jun Wu joke", and one sentence could change the direction of the development of the incident.Shen Tianjun is a person who has stepped into Da Luo with half a foot, and he must have this ability.Thinking of this, he felt a chill in his heart, and he didn't dare to hard-top anymore.The crazy Taoist smiled and said, "It's better to write that Jiang Fengxian died in Qinglou within three days, or Xiao Kunlun was razed to the ground by the hundred clans" "Enough" Jiang Fengxian's face suddenly darkened, no matter whether this note was true or not, he didn't dare to take the risk.Heavenly Monarch Heavenly Monarch, the Prince of Heaven and Earth, commands the ten directions, don't dare not obey even Heaven and Earth to listen to his orders, not to mention him He took a deep breath, stared at Zhang Jun coldly, and said: "Boy, write down this account first, and then I will find you to settle it later" After speaking, he ignored the others and walked away.As soon as he left, everyone immediately felt the pressure relaxed, and many of those secular monks sat on the ground, unable to move.Zhang Jun hurriedly walked in front of the madman and said with a smile: "Senior, when did you come" The madman wiped his sweat and said, "I'm scared to death, I thought he wouldn't leave." ”Zhang Jun was stunned for a moment, glared and asked: "Could it be that your note is fake" "Naturally it is fake, Shen Tianjun was suppressed in a dangerous place, where can I see him" The crazy Taoist rolled his eyes and said, looking like a good idiot.Everyone was speechless, even the Holy Monarch could deceive this old guy Zhang Jun didn't know what to say, but he was very grateful to the madman for appearing in time, and arched his hand: "If it weren't for the seniors' action, a vicious battle would be inevitable, thank you very much." ”The madman pointed at the big black and said, "It's just the right time, you're welcome."

The reason why I came here is because I want to retreat and practice, and this dog has no one to feed, so I will give it back to you. ”Zhang Jun: "Seniors want to retreat and cultivate" said, he saw through the eyes of the Buddha, but he still couldn't see the depth of the other party's cultivation."

It's time for retreat."

The crazy Taoist made a bitter face, "The old Taoist is not popular, and he is often chased and beaten by others, of course, he has to be promoted to come out and mix again." ”Zhang Jun was stunned, he was often chased and beaten, how many things he had to do that people and gods were angry about, and before he could say anything, the madman waved his hand: "Let's go, let's see you again when you appear as a saint." ”As the words fell, his figure gradually blurred until he disappeared completely."

A few seniors may see the depth of the cultivation of the mad Daoist," he saw that he couldn't catch up, so he hurriedly turned around and asked Li Daojun and the others.Granny Xiao frowned and said, "This crazy Taoist was very famous in the world back then, but I didn't take it seriously, and if I didn't even enter the Holy Appearance, I couldn't be considered powerful."

It was only when I saw him last year that I found that I couldn't see through his cultivation, he seemed to have returned to the truth, and he seemed to be a saint, and it seemed that he had no cultivation at all. ”The others also nodded, and it seemed that they had the same opinion, Sun Xiaochan said with a dark face: "If I hadn't been able to see through him at the beginning, I wouldn't have let him steal my jade chicken." ”Zhang Jun fell into deep thought, what is the way of the mad Taoist and what is the cultivation for him, and why can he always appear at a critical moment This book comes from the book king aa2705221t1706231537: