At the same time, on the east water gate tower of Bianliang City, several miles away from Jinying, Doraemon, Nobi Nobita and Wang Qiu were observing the commotion in Jinying through the monitoring screen of the mini reconnaissance satellite. .
"Well, all eighteen earthquake catfish have been released.
The intensity of the earthquake is strong enough, at least seven or eight levels.
Unfortunately, the scope of the impact is not large enough.
After all, it is not a specialized military earthquake weapon, but just for children to play with.
"Prank props" Seeing that there were only a few commotions in the enemy camp, Doraemon murmured in a low voice while assembling a few more iron frames, and then installed a few toy rockets the size of Coke bottles on them, " Let us continue our efforts and launch scare missiles.”
Nobita Nobita struck a match knowingly and lit the fuses at the tail of the frightening missile one by one.
Hey, is this a missile or a firecracker?
Well, no matter what, these so-called missiles, which looked very crude and rustic at first glance, finally succeeded in roaring into the enemy camp, causing excellent sound and light effects.
In an instant, the ground shook, the mountains shook, and lightning flashed.
Thunder, roaring flames, flying sand and rocks, howling ghosts and wolves Although these are just harmless phantom effects, in the eyes of the ancients, they are no different from the real end of the world.
As a result, a group of Jurchens, Khitans, Xi people, Han people, Bohai people and Korean people in the Jin army's camp suddenly collapsed mentally.
Yelling wildly, trampling on each other, collisions, fires, and knife-wielding attacks.
The "camp roar" that ancient military strategists feared most broke out in an instant.
Thousands of frightened war horses also jumped out from the chaos and ran rampant in the Jin army camp, adding to the chaos.
"It's finally chaos, but we have to add more fire and then the female ghost suit."
Seeing the chaos in the enemy camp and the raging flames, it seemed that the effect of the trouble was pretty good.
Doraemon finally nodded and released a group of pale female ghosts with their tongues sticking out from a small box, "Go.
Go, go, you all go over there and scare people.
Come back at dawn."
Looking at this group of toy female ghosts who are similar to the legendary "Sadako", they are whining, "Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I died so miserably, please give me my life," while floating down from the top of Bianliang City.
Staggering into the Jinjun camp, which was already in an uproar at the moment, Wang Qiu couldn't help but silently light a candle for the Jurchens in his heart.
He didn't know how many of these unlucky people would be frightened to death. indivual The only regret is that these female ghosts all speak Japanese, but it doesn’t matter.
Fear has no borders, just like science.
"Doraemon, when it comes to harassing the enemy, we have done enough.
But we cannot defeat the Golden Army with these little tricks alone."
On the way back to rest, Wang Qiu muttered to Doraemon, "Can you guarantee that there will be no problem tomorrow?"
"Don't worry, everything is under control.
I have tested it several times in advance."
Doraemon confidently patted his chest and assured, "I have destroyed the space fleet in the past and defeated the terrifying demon king.
Like this cold weapon army outside the city that has no magic at all, even if we come for one million, we can't do it."
I’m absolutely not afraid to say it.”
On the morning of November 23rd, the first year of Jingkang, on the east water gate tower in Bianliang City, Tokyo, Song Dynasty At this moment, at the forefront of the Bianliang offensive and defensive battle, there was a lively scene of people jostling one after another and bustling with people.
This is certainly not to cope with the Jin people's siege.
In fact, the Jin army was tortured by a series of earthquakes, ghosts and mutinies last night, and only the unlucky ones who died from being trampled on each other were killed.
There were thousands of people, and they were already exhausted.
Many of them were too tired to even get up.
Moreover, the organic teams of the army were also disrupted and scattered, making it impossible to launch an siege.
Wanyan Zongwang, who also injured his forehead in the earthquake, had to cancel the attack plan scheduled for today.
Therefore, Jin Camp was still in a mess at this time, and even the sheds and tents that were burned down last night had not been cleaned up.
The situation below Bianliang City was calm, and the Song troops defending the city on top of the city were standing or sitting with their spears in their hands, looking relaxed.
On the contrary, in the open space inside the city gate, it was crowded and noisy at this time.
Not only were the eyes full of high-ranking officials in noble attires, there was even a yellow umbrella cover of the Emperor of the Song Dynasty.
The only strange thing is that under the yellow umbrella that symbolizes the emperor, you can't see the emperor's dragon robe crown.
Instead, there is a superman in a blue tights wearing a red cloak and red underwear.
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Indeed, this is the current Emperor of the Song Dynasty, His Majesty Zhao Huan Because the Great Immortal Guo Jingguo announced yesterday that he would kill the Golden Soldiers, His Majesty Zhao Huan, who had just obtained a Superman suit and felt very good about himself, brought all the civil and military officials over to support him.
At this time, there were many people who believed in immortality in Bianliang City.
After hearing the news, everyone from nobles to peddlers came to watch the excitement, making this frontier battlefield even more crowded than a vegetable market. lively.
Of course, those unsightly bosses and scholar-bureaucrats also came with them, and continued to clamor for surrender in the emperor's ears.
"In the official family, the Jin army is powerful and unstoppable in the world.
If our government insists on taking the lead in the battle, defeat will be bad, and victory will be troubled."
In the biting cold wind, Geng Nanzhong was wrapped in a thick fur coat and shivering slightly while still earnestly persuading the emperor to surrender to the Jin army and sue for peace, "Although the Jurchen barbarians are ferocious, they have little knowledge after all. , It is just to plunder some land and property, and it will only damage the surface of our Song Dynasty, but not the foundation.
If we continue the war and allow those vulgar warriors to be rewarded for their meritorious service and join the court, our Song Dynasty will not be a country."
Even at this time when the country was about to be destroyed, Geng Nanzhong still only wanted to suppress the warriors.
However, the emperor ignored the nagging of the old minister and former prime minister of the East Palace at this time.
He just stared at a grill not far away.
The eunuchs had just inserted the grill with a stick, and the internal organs had been removed.
The naked cock that had lost all its feathers only saw this superhuman emperor.
Taking a deep breath and shouting "hey", two bright laser beams shot out from his eyes, falling straight on the creature that was being spun around with the stick inserted by the little eunuch.
The chicken was roasted until it was sizzling and oily, exuding an alluring aroma.
Seeing that the big rooster that had just been slaughtered had been thoroughly roasted, and the emperor gasped and stopped the laser, several young eunuchs quickly took off the roasted chicken, brushed it with sauce and salt, and put it in a big on a silver platter, and then respectfully presented it to the emperor: "Congratulations to the official, your electric eye has improved again.
A few days ago, you often roasted the chicken until it was charred or half-cooked.
But now you are able to send and receive it freely.
You roasted this chicken until it is charred on the outside and tender on the inside.
How many times do you want it?
Maturity is how mature you are.
If you think about it, it won’t be long before you can achieve great success.”
"That's right, it doesn't matter how hard I have been practicing these days.
Even my study was burned down three times."
The Superman Emperor grabbed a towel, wiped the sweat from his head, and said with a smile, "I'm not hungry now, so I'll give you this chicken as a reward."
"Thank you for the official reward."
Upon hearing this, several eunuchs quickly pretended to be grateful and retreated with the roast chicken in their hands.
After practicing roasting the chicken with his laser eyes, Superman Emperor Zhao Huan turned around and replied calmly to Geng Nanzhong: "I hope that Geng Nanzhong will tell you that I already know about your foresight.
But now I have successfully cultivated immortality.
I can soar in the sky, lift mountains and lift cauldrons, so why should I be afraid of mere Jurchen Tatars?
There is no one in the world who dares to embarrass me."
After that, he looked around, then grabbed a boulder lying idle in the ruins, easily lifted it up with one hand, and then lifted the boulder weighing several thousand kilograms and flew straight into the air.
He struck a pose casually, and then threw it hard towards Jinying.
In the dull gazes of many soldiers at the city head, this huge boulder was like a giant shell from a super-large-caliber train gun in later generations.
With the terrifying roar that ripped through the air, it drew a long parabola in the air, and finally fell accurately into the sky.
The Jin Army camp was filled with smoke and screams After a moment of dead silence, the Song army on top of the city suddenly burst into cheers: "Long live your majesty, your power is invincible in the world."
Under the city wall, Geng Nanzhong, as a standard scholar and doctor, was so angry that he beat his chest and rolled his eyes.
"Officials, officials, please wake up!
The way to govern a country lies in virtue rather than courage.
As the head of hundreds of officials and a role model for all people, how can you be so willing to humble yourself, have your hands full of blood, and associate with those despicable soldiers?
" Unfortunately, most of the civil and military officials around him were cheering and congratulating each other, and no one paid attention to him, an old guy who was a disgrace to the scene. oshow7: