Chapter 33, Caroline’s Wail A moment later, in Miss Caroline's field of vision, which was starting to feel dizzy and blurred by the sun, the figure of classmate Wang Qiu with a bamboo dragonfly on his head appeared.
Immediately afterwards, after receiving Wang Qiu's radio notification, senior Ma Tong also used Doraemon's universal gloves to carry Sonia and Sophie, two unconscious Ukrainians, from the cannibal beach party on the beach at the other end of the island.
Come to meet at the scene.
Then, on this picturesque beach, they saw a black-haired man who had passed out, a slovenly foot-picking man who had just died of orgies, and a naked flat-chested man who covered his lower body and cursed. golden cat "It's okay, okay, it's not a pure and cute Ukrainian loli who tasted the man's big stick, but two American Slut Syndrome patients who have probably been doing nude parties since middle school.
Let's just think of it as a more exciting hookup.
Not to mention that AIDS didn’t even exist these days.”
Senior Sister Ma Tong first explained to Miss Caroline, the only one who was awake, where this place was and who the sloppy uncle who raped them was, and then commented so heartlessly that it was lucky that she spoke Chinese.
The voice was so low that Miss Caroline didn't react at all.
However, although these words are harsh, it is also true: for Americans after World War II, unbridled orgy parties like marijuana-laced cigarettes, deafening heavy metal music, and unabashed public sex are all in the United States.
It is so common on the land that you can just find a bunch of people having fun in any dilapidated parking lot or even the backyard of a pub.
It has actually become a part of American culture.
I don’t know how many well-dressed upper-class gentlemen and ladies attended this kind of party when they were young, let alone the lower class people.
Especially in New York, there are even nightclubs specifically for children under the age of eight, claiming to help little ones "adapt to society" in advance.
It can be seen from this that those Arab extremist organizations’ attacks on the “corruption” of American society in public opinion are not groundless.
Therefore, if traditional oriental women in the past were raped, they might live and die because of "loss of reputation", but modern European and American women don't value it so much, and feel like being bitten by a dog or being stolen.
The prerequisite for keeping your wallet is that you don't get syphilis or AIDS.
Therefore, Wang Qiu immediately carried an automatic medical kit and treated two American girls who were raped and two Ukrainian women who were stunned.
Fortunately, apart from a certain degree of fatigue and a few soft tissue contusions and abrasions, they were basically fine.
"Well, things are going well.
Mr.
Robinson doesn't seem to have infected you with any sexually transmitted diseases or gynecological diseases.
He just caused your genitals to be slightly bruised and bleeding.
Moreover, each of you is more or less exhausted and needs to rest as soon as possible.
"Supplementary nutrition" Wang Qiu put away the diagnostic probe of the automatic medical box and said to Caroline, who was still unable to stand up.
At the same time, he took out two cans of automatically synthesized potions from the automatic medical box, "The blue bottle is for external use, and the red one is for external use.
This bottle of potion should be taken internally, once in the morning and once in the evening, about ten milliliters each time.
Have you clearly marked the scale on the bottle cap?"
Well, since the other party is a naked blonde beauty, why doesn't classmate Wang Qiu have any "normal reactions" such as blushing, heartbeat, or violent outbursts?
Please, after experiencing the test of life and death in the infinite space, the current Wang Qiu has long been reborn.
He is neither the kind of innocent virgin who blushes when he sees a girl’s panties, nor the good-for-nothing male dog who is in heat all the time, but A soldier who had survived a disaster and was used to seeing corpses pooled in blood.
At the same time, he had already tasted the taste of two mature women, Minami Rika and Marikawa Shizuka, so his self-control had obviously improved a lot.
In general, Wang Qiu still behaved relatively well in front of Caroline.
Of course, it can also be said that he is too slow-minded.
For example, he never thought of showing his gentlemanly demeanor and taking off his coat.
Put it on Caroline Fortunately, because the experiences in the past ten hours were too exciting: shipwreck, time travel, infinite space, underground cannibal murder club, battle with German base, and being raped by Uncle Robinson on a tropical desert island, Caroline's flat chest The golden cat’s mind has already become a ball of mush. , so he didn’t think about this incident either.
He just took the medicine bottle with a bleak expression and mumbled feebly: “Oh, it’s good that he didn’t contract any diseases.
This bastard is just a moving garbage heap.
As for his criminal tool, It’s as dirty as a carrot fished out of a cesspool.”
"What can you do?
Miss, please don't ask too much of the ancients.
After all, it's still only the seventeenth century."
Wang Qiu curled his lips and said to Caroline, "Nowadays, many European nobles only take a few baths in their lives, and the French still defecate in the hall of the Palace of Versailles, let alone a person like Robinson Crusoe.
It is inevitable for survivors on a deserted island to be covered in dirt and stink.”
Although what this guy said was true, why did he make people want to beat him up so much?
Miss Caroline thought gloomily.
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"Well, since things have already happened, no matter how angry you are, it's useless.
You might as well think on the bright side.
No matter what, you are lucky enough to sleep with a well-known historical figure.
You can brag about this to your close friends in the future.
Trust me, everything In so many countries around the world, more people know Robinson’s name than those who have heard of second- and third-rate Hollywood stars.”
Senior Sister Ma Tong patted Caroline on the shoulder with a sweet smile, but said something more teasing, "If you are really angry, we need to find a coconut tree and hang him up.
Do you want to whip the body to vent your anger?"
she asked, pointing to Robinson's body.
"Forget it, bullying a corpse is really pointless.
Besides, I don't have the strength to swing a whip right now."
Caroline rolled her eyes and waved her hands listlessly, "Do you have anything to eat?
And can you let me take a shower first?"
"Ah, we have already prepared for this demand."
Wang Qiu nodded with a smile and took out a rectangular striped tablecloth from his backpack, "This is one of Doraemon's most proud magical props.
It is a must-have gourmet tablecloth for parties, banquets, and camping.
As long as you order, you can You will get whatever food you eat.”
"As for taking a bath?"
Wang Qiu turned around and dug out his trouser pocket a few times.
He took out something that looked like a golf ball, but with a long needle attached to the bottom.
He pressed it hard into the open sand under the coconut grove.
Then he pressed the switch above, and in an instant, the toy-like spherical object expanded into a spherical single apartment with a very sci-fi style.
"This is another 22nd century magical prop of Doraemon, the portable travel ball.
It has a suspended spherical living cabin on top, and a base inserted into the ground below.
For the convenience of entry and exit, an automatic machine is installed on the base.
There is an elevator, a living cabin with a bedroom and a shower room, basically similar to a single room in a modern hotel.
It is powered by solar panels and can also automatically drill and filter groundwater to supply the bathroom.”
Pointing to the mini-building that was formed instantly on the beach, Wang Qiu introduced it to the stunned Caroline, "Okay, would you like to eat first, take a shower first, or beep first?
Wait, let me Take a call first."
Amidst the bursts of sharp electronic beeps, Wang Qiu could only smile apologetically at Caroline, then picked up the radio hanging on his chest, "Hey, is this Guquan?
What happened over there?
I'm busy here."
"What's wrong, something big has happened.
Wang Qiujun, Suzumiya Haruhi insists on exploring the beach where you found the cannibal banquet.
We can't persuade you no matter how hard you try.
The bamboo dragonfly is very fast, and we are almost there now."
From the receiver of the walkie-talkie, Kazuki Koizumi's anxious voice came.
According to the previously discussed task assignments, he was responsible for following the movements of the large troops and keeping an eye on the whereabouts of Haruhi Suzumiya at all times.
"Have you taken the bones of the people over there?
Clean up any unsightly things.”
"Ah, please Koizumi, we are not voluntary cleaners.
Why would we do such unnecessary things?
It's too late to save people."
Wang Qiu was immediately frightened and sweated all over his body.
"Anyway, those cannibals have gone far away.
Even if Haruhi Suzumiya takes a look at the roasted human flesh and leftover human bones, it shouldn't matter much, right?"
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It’s not like she hasn’t watched horror movies anyway.”
"Can a horror movie be the same as a real scene?
When Wang Qiujun treats Suzumiya Haruhi, we cannot take such risks.
If she is too severely mentally stimulated or awakens some terrible hobby, then the entire earth will be affected.
It’s going to end” Kazuki Koizumi shouted almost angrily, "Anyway, we must come up with a countermeasure quickly."
"What countermeasures can I take?"
Wang Qiu rolled his eyes.
"I'm still on the other side of the island right now."
"It's very simple.
For the sake of Suzumiya Haruhi's mental health, please use the exit function of the Book of Time Travel to end this adventure.
Let us all leave this world and return to the activity room of the SOS group.
This is also Nagato Yuki.
Suggestions from classmates” After a few more seconds, Wang Qiu and Ma Tong only had time to exchange a few hurried words before they left this world and disappeared without a trace in front of Caroline, leaving only the gourmet tablecloth and portable travel. ball, plus a revolver for self-defense.
Listening to the never-ending sound of waves and the chirping of seagulls, looking at the beach that had become empty again, the three people who were still unconscious and a sloppy uncle who had just died in the wind on a horse, Caroline was wondering in a daze.
After staying for a while, I finally decided to fill my stomach first.
So, she pulled the gourmet tablecloth and pondered for a while, then reached out and pressed the only button in the corner.
Then, a monotonous mechanical sound with no unevenness sounded on the beach: "Dingdong's xxxxx series of gourmet tablecloth intelligent auxiliary ordering systems have been launched.
We are very pleased to be able to provide services to our respected customers.
This system currently records 13035863223446 kinds of food.
Please choose desserts, snacks, drinks, dishes and staple foods."
Although the voice is loud, clear and well-spoken, it is standard Japanese.
As for the American girl Miss Carolyn's Japanese level, she just taught herself a little bit out of personal interest.
She is probably about the same as the English level of a Chinese primary school student, and she will definitely not be able to pass the oral English.
"Forget what you are talking about, give me a black pepper steak, a bowl of oatmeal, and a vegetable salad."
Therefore, after struggling for a moment, Caroline could only give up thinking about the above sentence and directly ordered.
However, she seemed to have overestimated the language library capacity of the gourmet tablecloth intelligent auxiliary ordering system "Ding Dong messages cannot be recognized.
This system only supports Japanese conversations.
Customers are advised not to use languages and dialects other than standard Japanese."
"Uh, don't you understand me?
Or if you don't have these things, then just replace them with a roast chicken and an apple pie."
"Ding Dong information cannot be recognized.
This system only supports Japanese conversations.
Customers are advised not to use languages and dialects other than standard Japanese."
"Hey, what do you want to express?
I don't understand Japanese very well.
Can't you use English?"
"Ding Dong information cannot be recognized.
This system only supports Japanese conversations.
Customers are advised not to use languages and dialects other than standard Japanese."
"My throat is hurting.
Speaking of which, why should I compete with an electronic program?
Forget it, let's take a shower first."
After roaring until her voice smoked and her mouth was dry, but she still talked like a chicken to a duck, Miss Caroline had to give up the option of "eat first" and stood up with difficulty holding on to a coconut tree, stumbling.
Move over to the portable travel ball.
Then, she searched and pondered again, and finally found the hidden button.
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Then she started the automatic elevator and got herself into the living cabin.
After a while, the sound of running water could be heard in the shower room of the portable travel ball.
It has to be said that after experiencing a thrilling and ups and downs adventure, being able to take a hot bath comfortably is one of the greatest pleasures in life.
Although she could only take a shower and not enjoy a more comfortable bath, Miss Caroline still hummed happily.
However, after a while, as the sound of water dripping in the shower gradually subsided, Miss Caroline once again let out a high-pitched cry: “Oh damn, these cheapskates’ closets are empty and they didn’t even leave me a pair of underwear” oshow7: