Chapter 41: Pregnancy Escape Technique That Loses All Mortality Golden sand beaches, golden sun, clear pure water, and equally clear sunny skies.
On the edge of the beach, at the foot of tall coconut trees, there are several deck chairs.
The dense branches and leaves sway with the sea breeze, shielding the guests under the trees from the scorching sun.
The sea breeze blowing through the woods seems to be filled with the sweet aroma of tropical fruits.
As Wang Qiu, Ma Tong, Nan Lixiang, Marikawa Shizuka, as well as Doraemon, Nagato Yuki and others who got the news, they successively traveled through space and entered the world of Robinson Crusoe.
The desolate island has gradually become more or less popular.
The female time travellers, who had been wild on the uninhabited island for four full months, finally happily put on the long-lost clothes and used the coveted toilet paper with tears of joy.
For a moment, they seemed to have returned from the wilderness again.
Back to the civilized world.
However, is there a wild place in this world where you can eat steak, French fries, fried chicken nuggets, red wine, Coke, hamburgers and sushi rolls every day?
"It turns out that both women are pregnant, and Miss Max is pregnant with twins."
Sitting on a lounge chair in the shade of a tree, watching Doraemon use a portable device to produce B-ultrasound result reports for pregnant women, Ma Tong could not help but shake his head and sigh, "Uncle Robinson is holding back on an uninhabited desert island."
The desire to sow seeds that lasted for more than ten years was struck in the last two times in my life.
The hit burned up the life essence of the fathers and produced descendants.
Oh, this is really how to complain.
Pure natural and pollution-free male essence, one shot and two hits, accumulated a lot.
No matter what, since the descendants have been left behind, Uncle Robinson should die with no regrets."
"For us, these are not the most important things, Senior Sister Ma Tong.
What is really worth noting is why pregnant women would remove that cruel and ruthless Lord God from the Book of Time Travel.
When did he become so humane and actually give Pregnant women take maternity leave” Wang Qiu, who was standing under the coconut tree holding the book of time travel, glanced sideways at her, "Just now I tried to ask Doraemon to shrink Caroline and Max and stuff them into dimensional pockets and take them to Nobi's house, but he...
It’s unbelievable that it was successful in just one attempt.
If we had known that there was such a shortcut to save our lives, those unlucky women in the infinite space who had died without their bodies would have been looking for men all over the world to beg them to knock them down just to save their lives.”
In the infinite space that is always haunted by death and blood, and continues with conspiracy and fighting, those who cannot change their "innocent and pure" original intentions and still think that the whole world will revolve around them are small freshness, small luck, and small fresh meat. , hippies, little bourgeois, butter boys and other new types of people are usually the quickest to die on the streets.
The remaining people will soon understand the truth that they must do whatever it takes to survive.
If just getting pregnant can get rid of this nightmare, presumably many female reincarnations will break through the lower limit and go around selling coquettish things to get pregnant.
"After I reported the situation to my superiors, based on the analysis and judgment research results given by the latest feedback from the Galaxy Information Integration Thought Body, the reason for this situation should be due to a bug that originally existed in the main god system program. " Nagato Yuki tapped a sci-fi-style microcomputer with both hands, and at the same time said indifferently, "While pulling the reincarnations into the infinite space, the Lord God System will give them every Individuals are marked with unique distinctions, rather than being like some people As you can imagine, you rely entirely on that watch for identification.
According to what you have seen before, there are many reincarnations who have lost their hands and feet in the world of horror movies.
Naturally, some of them have their right hands cut off and lose their watches.
But as long as you can persist until the end , they still successfully returned to the main god space.
But the problem is that if a female reincarnation becomes pregnant in the plot world, a mark will fall on two people, thus forming a program bug, as if the website corresponding to one URL becomes two, or one The same license plate number is used by both vehicles at the same time.
The situation of Caroline and Max seems to be even more complicated: the male genetic factor provider of the fetus in their abdomen is not another reincarnation, but the plot character Robinson, who is also the only male protagonist.
So, On the basis of the previous pregnancy bug, more logical bugs have appeared.
Robinson is a plot character, and the children of the plot character should naturally be plot characters.
The plot characters are outside the direct management scope of the main god system.
Unfortunately, this newly born plot character is temporarily an inseparable part of the body of the reincarnation.
So should the main god regard Caroline and Max as plot characters or as reincarnations?
This is another question.
Where there are bugs.
Of course, if it is running normally, the Lord God's intelligent system should soon fix the above bug and reset the marks on the pregnant woman.
Whether it is turning the fetus into a reincarnation or directly forcing an abortion, the bug can be eliminated. .
However, the current disabled version of the main god system has been basically collapsed by Haruhi Suzumiya-san, and cannot work properly at all.
Even the most basic programs have been almost destroyed, so the entire system has completely lost the ability to adjust itself.
Even the tiniest and simplest logic bugs cannot be automatically fixed.
This leads to a very strange situation.
If a female reincarnation becomes pregnant in the plot space, the main god system will have recognition difficulties, and will completely fall into a logical error when the female body reaches about three months of pregnancy.
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The marks given to them will also be forced to disappear automatically.
And as a result, they were removed from the Book of Time Travel and could be easily taken out of the plot world like plot characters, or they would no longer be disturbed by the tasks issued by the Lord God, and would live quietly in this plot world forever because they had nothing to do with the Lord God system.
Got it As for whether the above bug will have a permanent impact, that is, after pregnant female reincarnators have a miscarriage or give birth, will the marks on their bodies be restored by the Lord God again.
And to which group of people the children they gave birth to should be classified needs further research and investigation.
I personally think that given the current state of the main god system, it is more likely that this mark will not be restored."
"Hey, there are some things that are too complicated, so there is no need to study them.
That's almost enough, Nagato-san.
Anyway, the current main gods have been tortured by Suzumiya Haruhi to the point where they are almost falling apart.
Those unlucky newcomers who are trapped in it, I won’t receive any more missions in the first place.
To put it simply, at least for now, as long as a woman trapped in the plot world becomes pregnant, she can regain her freedom without any reward points and escape the control of the main god system.
Well, this is really An escape route that can be said to have lost all moral integrity.”
Wang Qiu stretched out, put his hands behind his head, and muttered, "But it seems quite effortless.
At least it's much easier than the past practice of desperately changing the plot to earn points.
Hey, Senior Sister Ma Tong, why are you using Look at me with such strange eyes" Feeling the mixed emotions of fear, worry, entanglement, and happiness in Ma Tong's eyes, he couldn't help but scratch his hair and asked strangely.
"That little Qiuqiu, aren't you regretting it now?
When you first entered the Academy Apocalypse to save me, you didn't know the quick escape method of opening the back door.
Haha, this is really not possible.
Although we have been familiar with each other since childhood. , we often took baths together before we entered middle school, but we were not so good that we could have sex with you or bear children with you."
Ma Tong laughed dryly and stammered.
"Pfft, cough, cough, cough."
Wang Qiu, who was drinking ice-cold Coke, couldn't help but spit out a mouthful of the drink, and then coughed violently, "Please, dear toilet senior, you think of me as What is it, a stallion or that kind of legendary one?
Long Aotian, the harem king type who aspires to be a world-famous harem king.
Moreover, it seems that I have never had an idea for you, but you have already slept with my women.
Well, okay, can they be considered mine now?
Women, it seems that there is still a question mark at the moment.”
Wang Qiu couldn't help but roll his eyes at first, and then looked back at the female school doctor Marikawa Shizuka who was explaining pregnancy knowledge to two pregnant women, and the female special police officer Nan Lixiang who was happily shooting birds.
After muttering to yourself without resentment that you have a super friendly physical relationship with a pair of lily girls, you will have this kind of trouble: you think you are hugging each other, enjoying the blessings of everyone, and becoming the winner in life with a harem.
But in the blink of an eye, the beauties in your harem have abandoned you and are getting tired of being together and getting married.
Well, the Lily couple will be the Lily couples.
Anyway, China has gradually adapted to the world trend and begun to gradually recognize homosexuality as legal.
If Shizuka Marikawa and Rika Minami adopted Hansel and Gretel after getting married, they would be a whole bunch of cute animals.
And in Wang Qiu's view, Lily Girl is a very loving creature.
Not only is she very eye-catching, but she also has the potential to buy one and get one free.
Not to mention that this pair of Lily girls with big breasts and fat butts have already slept in their own beds and have had many physically and mentally pleasurable negative distance body fluid exchanges with them.
But the problem is, you two are married, and I am lying with you.
What kind of identity do I have when we are together?
No matter how you think about it, it feels weird for a cohabitation type who has established a long-term and stable relationship to let you have a crazy landlord who pays rent with your flesh.
Just when Wang Qiu was thinking so wildly, Nagato Yuki used a calm and serious tone and said something that completely destroyed his integrity: "In fact, I think this idea is of great reference value, Wang Qiujun.
If you want to rescue those women trapped in infinite space as quickly and conveniently as possible, it is necessary to make full use of the above-mentioned system bug.
So. , for the safety and peace of the multiverse, please be polite and find a way to work hard to get them pregnant as soon as possible, Wang Qiujun."
As soon as Nagato Yuki finished speaking, Senior Sister Ma Tong immediately ran out of the distance with a "whoosh", and looked back at Wang Qiu with eyes that seemed to be looking at a pile of rancid garbage.
Wang Qiu himself felt his blood pressure soar, his forehead veins twitching, and he didn't know how to complain.
Hey, don’t be so shameless, Ms.
Nagato, are you asking me to “save the world with a swing of the stick” and become the number one scum in the multiverse?
Have you ever thought about a large group of women holding their bellies or holding their children?
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, what kind of scene would it be like if someone came to my door crying and asked me to "responsibly"?
Fortunately, Wang Qiu knew from the beginning that Nagato Yuki was an alien agent subordinate to the Galaxy Information Integration Thought Body, and his brain circuitry and way of thinking were not at the same frequency as ordinary earthlings.
Therefore, in the deep After taking a deep breath and barely suppressing the urge to curse, he still forced out a smile and replied to Nagato Yuki as calmly as possible: "I'm sorry, Nagato-san, your suggestion is simply not feasible.
I'm not the kind of male protagonist Long Aotian who can afford to raise a huge harem, nor am I a black American who refuses to accept his words even if he pulls out his penis, nor is I I am a soft rice king who can make a group of women support me.
Damn it, what on earth am I talking about?
All in all, I really can’t break through the basic bottom line and do such a shameless thing."
However, due to the huge differences in thinking and concepts, Nagato Yuki obviously did not correctly understand the meaning of Wang Qiu's words.
"Are you worried that your function is weak and not enough to handle so many women?
There is no need to worry about this issue."
Nagato Yuki seemed to blink in confusion, "As for the mating work of impregnating female reincarnations, you can definitely find a man over there in the plot world to do it for you.
And this can create a double logic bug, which may have an effect It might even get better.”
In an instant, Wang Qiu felt as if something in his heart had been shattered, and an important string in his mind had snapped.
Inhale, exhale, fully open your mind, enter the maximum power, Wang Qiupai Tucao Cannon is ready, target Nagato Yuki, launch "First of all, there is absolutely no problem with my reproductive function.
Please apologize to my self-esteem as a man, Nagato-kun.
Secondly, your second suggestion is even more undesirable.
Please find a man to push down the strong female reincarnation in the story world.
Do you think that I am a brothel owner or a pimp, and that I am a voluntary worker who does not charge agency fees to my clients?
How perverted do you think I am?"
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