Chapter 22: Angel comes wearing cat ears Seeing that the distinguished Bishop of Marseille suffered divine punishment and was turned into a pile of humanoid charcoal amidst the lightning and thunder, the citizens of Marseille who gathered in the square suddenly panicked and became even more crazy and chaotic.
"God, the angel sent down thunder and killed the bishop.
What happened to this world?"
"What did these angels do?
Why did they kill the servants of the Lord?
Can anyone tell me the reason for all this?"
"Speaking of which, are these guys really angels?
Could they be cunning devils in disguise?"
"Why don't you pretend to be one and show them to me?
Didn't you see them floating in the sky?"
In the hysterical panic, people who were over-stimulated were talking about it and subconsciously wanted to run home.
In this way, seeing everyone in the square disperse with a bang, Teacher Shizuka Marikawa, who had originally planned to give a long speech, was immediately dumbfounded.
Fortunately, Doraemon came to check for missing points and fill in the gaps, but he didn't see him.
He quickly took out the lie-making-truth mouth, put it on his mouth and said, "Within ten minutes from now, no Maasai people in this square will be able to walk on their feet."
Then, under some cosmic force that violated the law of cause and effect, Doraemon's lie came true.
Except for a very few out-of-town travelers, all the citizens in the square felt their legs and feet weak, and their whole bodies felt weak, as if they had been trapped.
He lay on the ground as if his bones had been removed.
In an instant, all kinds of cries, exclamations, and curses continued in the square, until the "blonde female angel" roared fiercely with a loudspeaker.
"Give me silence, ignorant sinners.
Do you know what mistakes you have made?
Do you still have the fear of God in your hearts?"
For a moment, the whole place was silent.
After a long time, a senior priest climbed up tremblingly while holding on to the wall, and answered in a feigned majesty.
"Angels, as the servants of the Lord who preach with all their strength, I don't know what mistake we have made, but why do you want to hinder the sacred heresy trial and save this evil wizard?
Are you the heretical fallen angels who have betrayed the Lord?"
As a A professional sniper who is used to concocting accusations, he opened his mouth to sternly condemn and beat his opponents into fallen angels, while others also showed expressions of realization.
However, as the saying goes, "Weapons of criticism can never be defeated by weapons of criticism."
Just when this guy looked high-spirited, as if he was carrying the truth, the next moment, he was hit by a lightning bolt that was neither light nor heavy, and his whole body was covered in smoke.
The ground fell.
"Shut up, impenitent sinners.
The real heresy is you or you.
All this is God's will."
Senior Sister Ma Tong, who had angel wings, landed in the air at some point.
She first grabbed the "Pseudo Holy Book Edition" Magic Encyclopedia Dictionary from teacher Marikawa Shizuka, recited the spell written on it, and directed it towards the unknown person.
The magic stick threw a bolt of lightning, and then yelled like this.
"Oh, no why on earth why on earth would you do such a cruel thing" Seeing another sanctimonious clergy turn into charcoal, an old woman who seemed to be a devout believer couldn't help shouting with fear and tears on her face.
"Because they all asked for it.
They claim to be servants of the Lord in name, but in fact they are doing heretical things."
Staring coldly at the dark pile of human-shaped charcoal, as well as the trembling and weeping citizens, Senior Sister Ma Tong, dressed as an angel, declared with an almost cruel attitude, "These guys regard themselves as servants of the Lord, and under the guise of Teaching the world in the name of the Lord is actually fooling people into going astray.
They swore in front of the Lord to abide by poverty and abide by They used unfair means and cruel torture to conduct so-called witch-hunting trials, and killed countless innocent and kind-hearted people at the stake.
They also used all kinds of deception and violence.
Using various means to plunder people's property and ruining the reputation of the Lord, but these things are actually not the point.
The real point is " "The real point is that you ignorant people who dare to torture and kill cute cats really deserve death."
At this moment, Doraemon, who was already a little impatient, jumped out and took over the conversation, saying the above-mentioned words that made people feel confused in the wind.
In an instant, Senior Sister Ma Tong's body tilted and she almost fell from the air.
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The background music played by a team of small robots playing various musical instruments in the atmosphere band has also changed from serious religious hymns to hot punk rock.
Chaos, collapse, and madness.
Under the continuous psychological stimulation, the citizens in the square were almost losing their minds collectively.
The doraemon in mid-air is still angrily counting the Maasai people's kindness and revenge, "A group of Japanese stray cats in the 21st century traveled thousands of miles to prepare their own dry food and traveled through time and space to Europe, regardless of the threat of the plague, for you What kind of spirit is this to catch rats and prevent epidemics?
This is a spirit of international fraternity that transcends race and nationality.
And how do you repay them?
You actually killed them inexplicably.
Such a kind of repayment and such moral decay should simply throw your souls into hell for eternity.
"Torturing" Well, although almost all of the audience present did not understand Doraemon's murderous scolding, it did not prevent them from all being frightened and trembling all over.
Next, after all the Christians, whose hearts had been tested, finally picked up their chins that had fallen to the ground, Doraemon finally ended his incoherent roar, turned around and handed over a roll of beautifully framed letter paper.
When he got it into Wang Qiu's hands, he motioned for him to read it in public.
Wang Qiu, who was wearing cat ears, frowned and unfolded the paper.
When he took a look, the veins on his forehead began to jump, and the corners of his mouth twitched involuntarily: Doraemon, I said, look what you wrote, do you really want to tamper with Christianity into cat worship?
Alas, forget it, just worship the Cat Cult.
Even if you deceive these people into becoming cat slaves, at least it is better than the church in the official history deceiving them to never take a bath and make a cameo to move the garbage dump.
Thinking of this, Wang Qiu's heart The feeling of guilt could not help but be alleviated a lot.
So, he took a deep breath and tried to imitate the tone of the radio announcer.
He spoke in a majestic tone with an aria-like tone, and the background music played by the atmosphere orchestra returned to normal again.
A solemn religious hymn.
"At the beginning of the creation of the world, there were rats infested in human barns and fields.
God said, let there be cats.
So the people who were suffering from rats had cats.
And God said, you must love cats as you love me.
Mortals at that time Humility shows that one has been taught.”
"The original people did follow God's teachings and treated cats as important members of their families, thereby ridding their houses of rats, but they forgot to record this in the Bible.
The only common domestic animal not mentioned in the Bible is the cat, which is why fanatics in Europe in the Middle Ages slaughtered cats One of the main "theoretical basis" is even more frightening is that as time goes by, more and more fools have completely forgotten God's instructions.
Not only do they no longer love cats, but they are contaminated by decadent heretical ideas and regard cats as Treating these cute little creatures like monsters and even cruelly slaughtering them, not knowing that your own heart is filthier than any cat's."
"Seeing that mortals are increasingly deviating from the right path and falling into terrible rat infestations without knowing it, our Lord is very anxious and sends prophets to the earth many times to bring mankind back to the right path.
However, the foolish people not only do not listen to the prophet's advice, but instead They treat you as sorcerers and burn you, smugly thinking that this is a sign of piety and will please my Lord, but little do you know that it will only make the anger in my Lord's heart burn more and more."
"Now, our Lord can no longer bear it.
Thank you Lord.
Jesus Christ was crucified on the cross for our sins.
It was also a manifestation of our Lord's love.
According to the law, almost everything is cleansed with blood.
If there is no blood, , sins will not be forgiven.”
"In the distant past, the Almighty God once destroyed mankind with a great flood, just to punish those ancient people for their serious sins.
To this day, our Lord does not mind using the hand of a great plague to once again destroy the things you once knew.
This world, thereby cleansing you of your sins.”
“Filthy heretics, not only have you forgotten the Lord’s teachings, blasphemed His laws, and no longer care for the cats that help you catch mice, you actually dare to frame these sacred creatures as monsters and use the most cruel methods to kill them without any trace.
What a crime it is to kill without reason.”
"In order to punish you ungrateful sinners and teach you the majesty of the Lord, the merciful Lord has sent down His power and begun to harvest the lives of those who have deviated from the right path.
This is all to punish you for seeking death and treating cats indiscriminately for many years.
The sin of indiscriminate killing The plague that is breaking out now is actually called the plague, which was brought by rats from the grasslands on the northern shore of the Black Sea.
If you don’t act rebelliously, seek death, and hunt and kill cats indiscriminately, then these holy creatures can eliminate the rats that spread the plague and block the haze of death from outside your homes.
Otherwise, your city will be cursed and will be destroyed in an invisible death.
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Unfortunately, as you can see, Marseille has been cursed.
If you don't repent, it will become a place of eternal death just like God destroyed Sodom and Gomorrah in the past. , no one can survive in this cursed city, and your souls will fall into hell and suffer eternal torture among millions of innocent cat souls."
"Oh disrespectful angels, we are all just deceived.
Please forgive us and save us."
Hearing this majestic and vicious scolding, all the Marseille citizens present were trembling with fear, their legs were shaking, and they all crossed themselves on their chests with their fingers and shouted loudly with piety.
And pray: "We have known our sins and are willing to do anything to repent immediately.
We are willing to send our souls and everything to you.
Please save us from all disasters."
"Very good.
Although your sins are many and serious, as long as you are sincere enough, there is still hope for redemption."
Senior Sister Ma Tong nodded with satisfaction and continued the conversation.
At the same time, she stretched out her hand to pull over Knight Levi, who had just put on a purple robe and a golden crown, and announced loudly to everyone, "I declare in the name of God that from now on , the Knight of Levi, from the Order of St.
John of Rhodes, the official name of the Knights Hospitaller, will be our Lord's vicar on earth.
In this city, whether they are civilians, nobles, or clergy, they should obey his instructions, serve God under the guidance of this knight, and strive to repent and make up for their past sins in exchange for the Lord's forgiveness and Save and God will also grant Knight Levi great power to help mortals in the world resist and cure this plague.
Do you have any doubts about this?"
Regarding these remarks, the citizens of Marseille in the square, especially the clergy who had just participated in the heresy trial, couldn't help but look at each other for a while.
Although they had some vague premonitions about this from the moment when these angels presented the golden crown and purple robe to Li Wei, when this scene actually happened, they still felt a little psychologically conflicted and difficult to accept.
It was as if he was being slapped hard in the face.
In the blink of an eye, the blasphemous evil wizard transforms into a holy saint canonized by the Lord God, this world has turned upside down so fast.
But as the saying goes, the situation is stronger than the person.
In front of the angel, even if you are slapped on the left cheek, as a mere mortal, you can only give the right cheek obediently and beg for a slap.
What's more, now is the era of the Black Death where human life is precarious. , isn’t it suicide to insist on not listening to the savior?
In traditional Christian teachings, suicide seems to be an unforgivable felony.
Therefore, after a while, everyone in the square knelt down and surrendered, and a solemn prayer sounded like a Sanskrit chant.
"May your name be hallowed, may your love be praised as a song; may your will be carried out on earth, as light shines in your country."
In particular, a little boy with a bloodless face and his young mother stood up tremblingly, knelt at Li Wei's feet together, and confessed their sins with tears in their eyes.
A few days ago, they were deceived by evil spirits.
In spite of the knight Livy's kindness in saving them from the plague, they went to the Marseille Church to accuse the saint of heresy, thus causing a disaster of barbecue for Livy.
The remaining leaders of the Marseille Pharmacists Guild were also pushed out by their frightened subordinates, and they confessed that these profit-minded people, in order to maintain the monopoly of the Marseille drug market, And the fact that he designed to frame "Saint" Li Wei In order to maintain a monopoly, he actually steals business from angels.
Should this be regarded as seeking death?
Is it seeking death?
Or is it seeking death?
Then, regardless of the ferocious and distorted face of Li Wei's "saint", teacher Shizuka Marikawa, with a smile like a saint, generously forgave these sinners on the grounds that "the ignorant will not be blamed", and expressed all the above The ordeal was also God's test for the saint Li Wei, which made them all shed tears of gratitude.
The onlookers cheered even more, thinking that these angels really had a compassionate and kind heart.
All in all, everything is gratifying, gratifying After finally waiting for the "advent ceremony" of the cat-eared angels to come to an end, the crowds in the square dispersed one after another, and the time-travelers were respectfully invited by the priests to rest in the most luxurious room in the cathedral.
Marikawa Shizuka The teacher finally lifted the silence spell on Levi.
By this time, the resentment in his heart had been almost eliminated by time, so he did not get angry immediately after regaining his language ability.
Instead, he calmly took a sip of tea and asked calmly, "Okay, now Thanks to you, I have temporarily become the manager of this city.
You should already have a clear plan on what the next priority will be."
Since they all communicated in Mandarin Chinese during the secret conversation, they had no chance of being eavesdropped and exposed by the natives of this time and space.
"It's very simple.
Use your best efforts and use all imaginable means to collect property and money in this city.
You can directly tell the citizens that the amount of property they raise is directly related to how many people can be saved."
Wang Qiu replied without blushing, "Doraemon's loan repayment date is very close.
If we can't raise 1.5 billion yen, we will be in big trouble."
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"The first task of an angel after coming to earth is to scrape the land."
Although he had known that these guys seemed to lack moral integrity, Levi's eyebrows jumped for a while.
"This is a little too realistic," he said.
Maybe said politely.
"No way, Mr.
Levi, no matter what you do these days, you can't do without money.
What's more, aren't churches selling indulgences now?
Compared with those indulgences, which are like waste paper, what we fake angels do, It’s already very conscientious.”
Wang Qiu smiled and shook his finger, "First of all, we do have a reliable method to treat the Black Death, and we will really treat the remaining living people.
Secondly, people who have died do not need to spend money, so There are a lot of things in this city that can be confiscated, aren’t there?”
"That's right.
After all, his life is almost gone.
The people of Marseille at this moment shouldn't take money too seriously."
Knight Levi lowered his head and thought for a moment, then nodded and admitted the above-mentioned unethical behavior, "However, although this city of Marseille is already empty, at least there are at least tens of thousands of people alive.
Among you, there are only Teacher Marichuan is considered a qualified medical staff.
It would be good if others can give injections.
How can it be so busy when there are so many patients who need treatment at once?
If something goes wrong, it will be troublesome."
"Don't worry, we have a foolproof new treatment this time.
We no longer need to hold their arms to find veins, or watch all kinds of disgusting butts with sores and pus."
Ma Tong replied with a smile, while turning on the magic A certain page of the encyclopedia dictionary was then pushed in front of Li Wei.
Looking at the beautiful handwriting written on this page, Knight Levi suddenly felt that his thoughts and ideas had experienced another collapse.
"God of Complete Healing, are you really going to turn this place into a fantasy land of swords and sorcery?"
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