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Chapter 276, Angel (Plague God) Home Delivery (I)


Chapter 47: Delivered by Angel Plague Home Delivery In the Doge's Palace of Venice, in a spacious and beautifully decorated and clean lounge, a group of angels with wings behind their backs and halos of light hanging above their heads, but with haggard faces and seemingly very tired faces, are stumbling around.

The floor was scattered in every corner of the room, and he was dozing off with his eyes narrowed. yznn Warm sunlight shines through the stained glass inlaid on the window frame and falls on the smooth oak floor, leaving a hazy halo.

A sleepy silence filled the room, with only the faint sound of snoring echoing.

Then, with two crisp knocks on the door, the smiling Doge of Venice, Andrea Dandolo, pushed open the door and entered.

"Dear angels, the business deal with the city of Geneva has been settled.

Their city hall is willing to donate three thousand gold florins for salvation.

In addition, the local church also expressed its willingness to fully obey the Pope's latest edict and fully accept the issue of cats. doctrinal changes” "Three thousand gold coins are so stingy."

Wang Qiu, who was dozing on the table, rubbed his eyes, raised his head, shook his wrinkled wings, and said in an unsatisfied tone, "Such a small amount of money, how can it be?

Are you sending beggars away?

Their lives are so cheap."

"Sorry, in this world, there are only a few cities as wealthy as Venice.

For a small mountain town like Geneva to be able to spend three thousand gold coins, they have done their best."

Governor Andre replied, "Switzerland is a country after all.

Nothing but goats It is a poor place, but it is stuck on the main road across the Alps.

It is very related to our country's trade routes.

Moreover, Mr.

Doraemon, who manages the miraculous door, the random door, also agreed, so I also invite all the angels.

For the sake of our country, let’s take another hard trip there.”

Unlike the permanent neutral country of later generations, which is famous for its high-end watches, banks, and a large number of international organizations and international conferences, with beautiful scenery and highly affluent residents, the Swiss in the Middle Ages lived a very miserable life.

The Swiss at that time were despised paupers throughout Europe: during the Renaissance, the wealth of Switzerland as a whole was perhaps not as rich as that of a small city in Italy.

Of course, there were poorer places in Europe than Switzerland at that time, but they were basically in remote corners that no one cared about.

Switzerland was located at the core of Western Europe, with rich neighbors on all sides, and the richest country in the north to the south.

Italian urban agglomeration, so the poor Swiss who stayed among a group of rich neighbors were infinitely miserable and depressed.

Since the barren hometown could not support many people, and the local lords exploited them fiercely, those strong Swiss men had to work as mercenaries, exchanging their lives for a bite of bread.

In the end, they actually achieved the reputation of Swiss mercenaries.

Let's put it this way, Italians during the Renaissance looked at Switzerland just like modern Indians look at Tibet.

They looked down upon and looked down upon, but they still attached great importance to this land that hung high above their heads.

At least they had to control it from all aspects.

Therefore, Venice Only the governor of Geneva would speak good words for them.

The Genevans promised the angel only three thousand gold coins, but the humiliating and unequal treaty signed with Venice was far more than that.

"Okay, three thousand, just three thousand.

I can't help it."

Hearing that Doraemon, a good old man, had been fooled into agreeing, Wang Qiu, who was originally a little uninterested, couldn't think of it, so he could only nod his head, "Who is that?

Still have the energy to go to Geneva for a run?”

He muttered softly and looked around the room, only to find that the other "angels" seemed to be even more tired than himself.

They were all half awake and half asleep, not even bothering to raise their heads.

Especially the blond Shizuka Marikawa.

It seems that because her appearance and demeanor are naturally like a virgin, and she is also quite warm-hearted as a medical worker, she has become the main force in saving the world these days.

She appears in many places and poses.

It was too much, and now I was so tired that I lay on the bench with my butt raised in an extremely inelegant posture, snoring loudly, and I was not afraid that the huge pair of foul balls would be crushed into small pieces.

Just when Wang Qiu sighed, dragged his sore body, stood up unsteadily, spread out the "angel wings" on his back again, and prepared to show off again by himself, two little ones finally appeared. volunteers stepped forward.

"Brother, can you let me and my sister go together this time?

We also want to experience the feeling of being a savior."

The pair of silver-haired twins, Hansel and Gretel, who had been rescued from the Black Lagoon world, were wearing snow-white ancient Greek robes, with small wings spread out behind their backs, and they were blinking together cutely.

Chu Chu pitifully prayed to Wang Qiu.

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"Oh, then I'll let you experience it this time," Wang Qiu yawned and sat back down.

Out of the corner of his eye, he suddenly caught a glimpse of a plump Scottish Fold cat walking slowly by the wall.

Then, I suddenly thought of something, "By the way, did you put the cat ears on properly?"

"Of course I have them on."

The unscrupulous silver-haired twins smiled and pushed their hair aside, revealing a pair of fluffy white cat ears.

Then they turned around and lifted up the hem of their robes without shame, revealing a pair of white and tender ears. cute little butt, and from the buttocks Two furry long rods protruded from the gap.

"Not only the cat's ears, but also the cat's tail were inserted properly.

Although it hurt a bit, I have now learned how to wag my tail.

Big brother, look at Ge."

Does Lit Hansel’s tail wag beautifully?”

"As long as you apply a little more lubricant, big brother can put your big hot sausage in."

"Of course, I'm still young after all.

For our safety, and to prevent big brother's stick from breaking inside, it's best for big brother to have a heated exchange with Shizuka's mother first, and turn the big sausage into small chives.

Deal with us hehehe" As usual, after another round of "malicious prostitution and begging to be pushed down", accompanied by laughter as clear as silver bells, the two top-quality twin lolita girls who were as beautiful as dreams flew away like butterflies, leaving only Wang Qiu rolled his eyes and muttered to himself, "If I hadn't asked you to act cute and show off because of your young age, I would have pushed you two to death.

You really think I don't eat people."

Sick cat” In fact, after rescuing the twins who would have turned into sadists, all the time-travelers were very worried about the mental health of their sisters.

As the "owners", Marikawa Shizuka and Ma Tong specially formulated a correction plan.

But the problem is, neither Shizuka Marikawa, a nudist who doesn't like to wear clothes, nor Ma Tong, a shady otaku fujoshi who loves fun, are strictly speaking normal people.

And their education policy is naturally not normal.

They are simply raising Hansel and Gretel as "living pillows with Lolita cards".

As a result, under the teasing, slapping and feeding of the "abnormal women", the twins, who were originally in a very problematic mental state due to their long-term "secret room confinement and training" in the red light district, soon became more and more confused.

The more abnormal it is, the more well-behaved it seems on the surface.

But in essence, he is even more perverted and wanton than before.

He actually runs in front of Wang Qiu every three days to flirt with her, which makes Wang Qiu feel itchy.

However, he is just pretending and never really wants to let Wang Qiu push him.

Wang Qiu didn't dare to push such a young lolita away, so Wang Qiu was so angry that her teeth started to itch.

Back to the subject, after once again teasing Wang Qiu, the "idiot big brother", the two scheming silver-haired little angels hummed excitedly and held hands to the hall downstairs, which leads to random places all over Europe.

The door stood here, and Doraemon had been working as a doorman here for many days.

When he saw the silver-haired twins coming, his eyes were slightly surprised, but he just nodded and opened the door to let them in.

Then, a cool mountain breeze blew in their faces, which refreshed Hansel and Gretel's spirits.

Opening your eyes, you can see the snow-capped Alps in the distance, rippling clear lake water nearby, lush green grass at your feet, some very rough thatched huts and stone houses scattered not far away, and a towering city wall.

It stands tall and seems to indicate that it is on the outskirts of Geneva.

Hundreds of Geneva citizens with shabby clothes and sad faces gathered in a mess on the lawn beside them.

When they saw the pair of "little angels" coming out, many of them immediately burst into cheers. , already bearing rotten tumors and black spots

Hansel and Gretel looked at each other with a smile, immediately flapped their wings, floated into the air, and hung above the heads of the Geneva citizens.

Then they each took out a small book from their pockets, opened a certain page, and read He cleared his throat, raised the tweeter, and recited loudly: "Hail, you lucky mortals, because of your piety you are now blessed.

The power of God will heal all the pain in your body.

Meow, there is something more dazzling than the sun, something more adorable than the holy cat, in Appear in the flow of time.

In your great name, I swear in this light to grant equal salvation to these lambs who believe in the Lord."

The next moment, a dazzling column of pure white light suddenly descended, instantly flooding a large area.

Pure positive energy full of vitality spreads everywhere, washing and purifying all diseases and filth.

Those Black Death patients who were covered with malignant sores and abscesses and exuded a putrid smell a moment ago were cured in an instant, and their skin was as smooth and clean as ever.

Both patients and healthy people were so excited that they shed tears of gratitude at this moment. , unable to help themselves, they just knelt down with tears streaming down their faces and thanked the holy little angels for showing them divine grace.

However, these devout Christians, whose hearts are filled with great joy and gratitude, may never have imagined that the two holy "little angels" flying above their heads are whispering to each other at this moment.

"Being an angel is indeed more interesting than being a vampire, sister.

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When people wore vampire suits before, no one was afraid."

"With our stature, no adult would be afraid.

And yours seems to be a vampire bed sex suit."

"Sister, there are so many people peeking at the bottom of someone's skirt without panties.

I feel so excited that I'm about to pee.

What should I do?"

"Then be brave enough to pee.

My dear sister, it will definitely feel better to pee on top of so many people's heads."

"Hey, I'm afraid it's a bit bad if I really have to pee on their faces," he said, covering his face, feeling shy.

"It's okay, my dear sister, these fools will only drink it religiously as holy water, just like those strange Japanese prostitutes we received in German brothels in the past.

Sister, if you don't pee, I will Pee first, pee pee” "Yeah, I really peed out."

At the same time, the Christians in Geneva who were kneeling on the ground to worship suddenly discovered that under the feet of the two "angels" suspended in the air, a hazy mist of water dispersed at some point, and a small stream of water appeared.

Rainbow couldn't help but get very excited, thinking it was some good sign, or that the angel was going to sprinkle holy water on them to bless them, so they all closed their eyes, clasped their hands together, and sang hymns unevenly.

After a while, some particularly "lucky" people were even more delighted to feel the moisture falling on their foreheads and cheeks.

All in all, under the clever operation of the Venetian merchants and in the face of the temptation of huge amounts of money, the "angels" with divine power signed the contract ignorantly and became wage earners working for the Venetians.

It is still about saving the world.

To be more specific, it is to provide door-to-door "Angel Home Delivery" services to cure diseases and eliminate disasters in cities where the price has been negotiated by the Venetian.

The "angels" thought that they had found a group of Venetians to bargain for them, lest the black-hearted bastards would not pay afterward; but the Venetians had an excellent opportunity to use fake power and force themselves to do their best during the negotiation process.

Stuffing private goods for profit Then, the Venetian businessmen and diplomats used Doraemon's random door to go out separately, and with the help of the huge business network of the Venice Chamber of Commerce across Europe, they mobilized their connections in various places to deal with the rulers of various places who are now fearing the outbreak of the Black Death. , launched constant lobbying: "Are you still worried about the spread and outbreak of the Black Death?

Are you still worried that you and your loved ones will not survive tomorrow morning?

Don't worry, don't be afraid, the Venice General Chamber of Commerce will wholeheartedly provide you with a solution.

Just a generous enough offer , and by changing a little backward concept, you can let the messengers from heaven save your home, heal the sick instantly, and eliminate the plague on the same day.

There is no charge for curing the disease.

In addition, if you happen to be short of cash on hand, our bank will be happy to provide you with short-term loan financial services at reasonable discounts and preferential interest rates, provided you can provide a sufficient amount of collateral.

Finally, I hope Don’t try to default on your debt afterwards, otherwise, God will send down fire from heaven to destroy Sodom and Gomorrah, and it will happen over your head.” oshow7: