Chapter 16: Cat playing with people "Ohhhhhhh help" In Karn Village, the air shook violently with the roar of humans.
The original massacre has not yet ended, but a new massacre has begun.
It's just that the original hunter has become the prey.
The knights who were slaughtering villagers wantonly a moment ago were now the targets of torture and ridicule.
And the murderers who ravaged them turned out to be a group of petite cats.
At this time, these scary cats were walking towards them step by step, meowing in a low voice.
"Meow meow meow" Although these cat calls seemed quite pleasant, to the ears of these trembling armored knights, they were no different than the roar of demons.
"God, please save me" "God" Facing the slowly approaching cats, the knights reflexively stepped forward with trembling legs and stepped back little by little.
The armor on their bodies kept shaking and making harsh sounds, and the sword tips they held in their hands also kept shaking.
No one has escaped yet, but everyone's body is dominated by fear, as evidenced by the clicking sound of their teeth.
Even the commander of this group of heavily armored knights, Captain Belius, who was ordered to come to massacre the civilians of the kingdom, has cursed the god he believes in countless times.
Probably in these few dozen seconds, I have already cursed more than a lifetime.
If God really existed, he would show up now to defeat these evil beings.
Why do you refuse to save such a devout believer?
How did things come to be like this?
Belius moved his eyes slightly and looked at the villagers behind him who had the same frightened expressions.
Now, they were on the grain drying field in the center of Kahn Village, behind them were more than sixty people who had been killed by Lund.
The villagers they captured had expressions of fear on their faces.
There were a few villagers hiding on a wooden platform with a copper bell hanging next to the grain drying field, holding sickles and sticks in an attempt to resist.
Originally, these villagers should have been killed by the heavily armed knights, but at this moment, they were disrupted by this group of cats.
Just like when they massacred the previous kingdom villages, the decoy force led by Bellius first blocked the intersection in Kahn Village, then rushed into the village to search the houses, and drove the remaining villagers to the central square from all directions.
Massacres were carried out here, and the bodies were piled up for demonstration.
In the end, he deliberately allowed a few villagers to run out in order to spread the news.
With the cooperation of the traitors in the kingdom, he managed to attract the "big fish" he wanted to catch.
However, just when they had searched most of the houses and were about to burn the village and massacre the remaining villagers with swords, misfortune suddenly struck.
First, at the edge of the grain drying field, a knight who was pouring kerosene on the house was suddenly hit by something and flew high into the air.
This is a very incredible thing.
An adult man wearing heavy armor was shot into the air like a ball.
What kind of terrifying power does this require?
Could it be that he was whipped by the dragon with its tail?
In short, this guy flew a distance of more than ten meters before landing with a deafening bang.
Of course, he could no longer move.
What happened next made these knights feel unbelievable.
Because what appeared in front of them was not a muscular warrior, a huge and ferocious monster, or even a mysterious magician, but a group of seemingly petite, cute, and completely harmless kittens.
The contrast is even more unacceptable, okay?
And this was the beginning of all despair.
Although they felt something was wrong at first, the knights rushed forward with long swords, ready to kill or drive away these cats that were causing trouble.
However, the strength of these cats is so great that the long swords they slashed with were shattered on the spot by the cat's claws, the spears they stabbed were broken off by one claw, and some people's greaves were scratched by one claw, and their arms were bleeding profusely.
The little legs wailed and fell to the ground.
Is this a cat or a dragon?
In other words, cats with the magical power of dragons are called dragon cats for short.
Seeing how troublesome these cats were, the knights couldn't help but become cautious, and raised their large shields to form a shield wall in an attempt to confront them.
Unexpectedly, several cats saw this and meowed among themselves for a few words.
Then one big cat grabbed the tail of another kitten, whirled around in the air, and finally threw a cat-meat windmill into the knight.
In their formation, the shield wall was smashed into pieces in an instant.
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Then, another tabby cat stood up and gesticulated with its paws a few times, and actually released a bunch of colorful magic arrows, which instantly made the knights on the opposite side who were still resisting anxious and howling.
At this point, these knights who have been bullying the weak are finally scared.
Where did this cat come from?
Not only is its strength comparable to that of a monster, but it can even use magic.
If they swarmed up, they would have been doomed long ago.
Are they teasing themselves, trying to appreciate the fragile human beings struggling to death?
Damn it, I have always been the one to tease those untouchables.
How could they be so rebellious and let a group of cats play with the noble knights until they die?
It is really unjust.
Under the thick helmet, someone started crying like a child.
Someone's crotch was wet.
Although they have always bullied the weak and killed women and children indiscriminately, they have never realized that they would also end up like this.
"Ah, captain, help, help.
I'm injured."
A knight who had just been knocked out by the "Cat Meat Windmill" lay on the ground, groaned and stretched out his hand to Belius.
His breastplate and helmet were deformed, and blood was constantly oozing out, and his legs were also injured.
He was twisted to an absolutely abnormal angle, but at least he didn't die suddenly.
"Shut up, you useless lowly commoner."
As the captain of the knights, Belius looked at him with disgust and showed no intention of helping him.
In fact, none of them had time to care about others at the moment.
The only thing in my mind that I can still think about is how to deal with the sudden intruders.
However, Captain Bellius never had the tactical literacy and experience to deal with sudden changes like this, and he lacked even the most basic martial arts.
He was just a nobleman who used his family's power to gild the army.
It's just an easy task to gain merit and facilitate promotion.
It was originally just a simple mission to massacre civilians in a foreign country.
It was basically unlikely to encounter stubborn resistance, even Lienli.
The regular army of the Kingdom of Yestije will also deliberately release water.
Because they had arranged a strong internal response within the kingdom in advance, and even the attack itself was inside.
The nobles of the Kingdom of Yestije themselves participated in planning the trap to eliminate political opponents.
Foreigners like them were just acting as knives.
Therefore, Captain Bellius, who had no military experience, immediately reacted at a loss, which made his subordinates even more disappointed.
Next, when the Knight of Londes, the most brave and outstanding one in the team, took the lead and rushed forward with a sharp sword, but was also electrocuted into charcoal by a lightning strike from a certain tabby cat mage on the opposite side.
A dozen knights finally collapsed completely.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhh I don't want to be played to death" Hysterical screams resounded through the sky.
A certain knight could no longer bear the horrific terror, wailed, dropped his sword and turned around to run away.
Immediately afterwards, the other knights who were still able to move abandoned their wounded companions who were still lying in a pool of blood, and stumbled around and dispersed, leaving the cats and villagers on the drying field stunned for a moment. .
And Captain Belius was running at the front.
In the brief confrontation just now, Captain Belius thought he had thought everything through.
Speaking of which, they were just a small force acting as bait and had no duty to fight against powerful enemies.
The only mission this time is to be here.
Under the guidance of the internal affairs of the Yestije Kingdom, he disguised himself as a knight of the Bahas Empire, attacked the southeastern border villages of the kingdom, and massacred the villagers of the kingdom.
At the same time, he deliberately released a small number of survivors during the massacre in order to spread the news.
Enter the kingdom's court to pave the way for the next conspiracy.
Looking at it this way, their attack on Kahn Village was actually considered a success, except that there were slightly more survivors left behind.
However, there is no clear stipulation above that only a few people can be left.
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If this is the case, why do they continue to stay in Kahn Village and needlessly resist the "Warcraft" attack?
Since the mission has been completed, then let's see what happens Acceptance is the right way, he thought to himself, deceiving himself.
As for whether the wounded members of our side who were left behind would be tortured by someone to reveal some important information, and even deduce the truth of this conspiracy, or even lead to the bankruptcy of the entire trap, Captain Belius no longer cared about it.
All he could do now was run towards the outside of the village while ordering people to blow the horns and summon the war horses and horse archers who were staying at the entrance of the village.
Fortunately, when he saw his people suddenly turning around and running away, the cats over there He seemed to be a little overwhelmed, and only now did he start running towards the entrance of the village to catch up, but there was still a long distance between him.
As long as he seizes the time to mount his war horse, it seems that he should be able to retreat safely in time.
However, can they really escape?
Just as these knights threw away their helmets and panted and fled to the open space where the horses were tied at the entrance of the village, another cute little creature appeared in the sky above their heads.
It turned out to be a cheating device.
The max level elf player Flor is also Well, she is also an otaku girl addicted to magical girl anime.
"Hohohoho, stupid human, beautiful and lovely girl with invincible justice, Flor, please remember this great name too."
Originally, according to the game settings of yggdrasi, goblins are a race that is very good at sneaking and hiding.
In all the hide-and-seek contests held by the game official, the goblins have long occupied half of the top ten places.
Their racial skill "Fairy Stealth" is recognized as the strongest stealth skill in the entire server and does not require any cooling time.
It can be activated, has a forced invisibility effect, and can also run and fly in stealth state.
The only limitation of this skill is that during the period of invisibility, you cannot perform any offensive actions at all, including using skills on the target, including locking on the target before attacking, even applying a buff aura to teammates on the same team.
In this way, as long as the goblin hides and avoids all unnecessary conflicts, unless the enemy has a magic eye user or a high-level magic chanter who is good at reconnaissance, the value and h value of the goblin will pass over time.
And before it is exhausted, it will never be discovered.
Therefore, Flor, the maxed-level elf player, was able to wait in the place where the knights tied their horses early, without worrying about leaking their whereabouts.
However, what makes people feel very sad is that although goblins have such outstanding stealth skills, they are not excellent assassins.
As the saying goes, "goblins never fight on their own."
The attack power of most goblins is quite pathetic.
For example, Flor, who has been boosted to level 100 by a cheat device, if he were to fight one-on-one, he would probably be beaten by a combat-type player who was only level 30 or 40, and his combat power would be less than 5.
But the problem is that these human beings from another world who are called knights but are actually weak chickens in front of her have no combat power of even five.
"Hoo ho ho, stupid humans, let's play games together.
If you don't play with me, you'll be trick-or-treating."
Before the following "stupid humans" could react, Flour, who was hovering in mid-air, activated magic on them.
To be precise, it was a quasi-magic ability unique to non-human monsters, called "Fairy Trick" or "Fairy tricks" are the most basic skills that the fairies are born with.
This thing can display different skill effects depending on the occupation of the elf player.
Currently, Flor is both a fifteenth-level elf priest and an elf troublemaker.
The elf tricks of the former profession can save lives and heal the wounded like a human healer; while the elf tricks of the latter profession can create all kinds of purely funny things.
A wonderful prank effect, the specific types of effects displayed are completely random, and anything can happen.
Although this kind of magic used by little goblins to play pranks cannot kill any healthy normal person, it is still a level 10 goblin trick anyway.
In this world, it is close to the level of a world-destroying forbidden spell.
It is not any talisman. and props that can resist or be immune.
As a result, invisible magical energy was released from Flor's hands and applied to the knights and horses present.
For a moment, both the people and the horses felt their stomachs wriggled rapidly, and the thunderous farts one after another turned out to be unscientific.
They were all hit by the infinite group fart spell at the same time.
Well, placing pre-disguised "fart cushions" on guests' seats seems to be one of the traditional Japanese pranks.
"Puff" "Puff" "Puff" "Puff, cough, cough, it stinks" However, despite the loud farts and the stench, the knights still jumped on the saddle regardless, and then they were about to gallop away.
Flor, who had failed to complete the task of blocking the enemy, was anxious, " Hey, how can you still run away and do the tenth-level fairy trick?
If you don't play with me, you will cause trouble."
The next moment, everyone from Captain Belius to the ordinary knights suddenly felt dizzy, nauseated and dizzy.
Even if the humans on the saddle could barely grit their teeth and persevere, the horses under them could no longer hold up, and they all invariably screamed.
With a cry, they collapsed one after another.
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The effect of this mischievous curse was that all the knights who escaped from the village of Karn were hit by the group stun spell.
After repeated attacks, they finally fell off the saddle one by one or were stunned by the same horses.
He was thrown off and couldn't run anymore.
However, despite being dizzy and weak, driven by the desire to survive, they still farted and stumbled away.
Some people even struggled to take out healing potions, antidotes, and curse-resolving scrolls from their arms in an attempt to save themselves.
Looking back to see that those dawdling kittens hadn't come over yet, the little fairy Flor gritted his teeth and performed the third level 10 fairy trick of the day.
Then he let the knights have their heads above them. , a clump of green grass grew instantly.
At first glance, this forbidden curse-level prank failed again.
But the problem is that the green grass above the knights' heads that was spawned by the goblin tricks is called Nepeta.
It always exudes a strong and special aroma.
It also has a more well-known alias called "Catnip" As a result, excited cat meows sounded like thunder, and the eyes of every chasing kitten lit up with excitement and bloodthirsty red light: "Meow" "Meow meow" A dozen useless human knights who were stun by a spell and whose level was less than level 20, because each of them had a strong-smelling catnip growing on their heads, attracted a group of people with punching power comparable to that of a giant.
What will happen if a level 100 cat-man player whose mind goes berserk and has no idea how to control his strength will end up being pushed over by them, scratched and scratched randomly by them?
Well, in short, when Lich King Ainz arrived belatedly with a group of thugs, the kittens who had been driven out of control by catnip were still jumping around and barking, rubbing against each other, and they were addicted The virtue of a gentleman.
As for the dozen or so armored knights whose heads were reduced to flower pots, they no longer even had any personal appearance left, and had completely turned into piles of unrecognizable rotten flesh, broken bones, and scrap metal.
The strong smell of blood is so strong that even a lich like him can't stand it.
At this point, with the joint efforts of the kittens and the goblins, these stupid human knights were finally killed oshow7: