Chapter 22: The Meow Meow King on the Cat Car When the cat army triumphantly returned from the grassland, night had already fallen in Kahn Village, and you could see the beautiful starry sky when you looked up.
The entire village of Karn and more than twenty cavalrymen brought by Warrior Captain Gazef were holding torches or oil lamps and lined the streets at the entrance of the village to welcome them.
The joy of escaping from death and the fear of facing the strong were subtly mixed together, and it was difficult to tell what expressions were on their faces.
But no matter what, these kitten people who showed their powerful grace and their "master" Sir Ainz still received countless thanks and praises.
In addition to thanking and praising them, Warrior Captain Gazef also tried to ask in a roundabout way about the final fate of the Slian Theocracy's special forces on the opposite side.
Qiu, the tabby cat king, raised his paws in a cute way and replied casually that although he used his great power to kill a few of the enemies, he failed to achieve total annihilation.
The remaining enemies still escaped with the bodies of their companions, so No prisoners, no trophies.
This apparently perfunctory answer was obviously hard to convince, so the unwilling warrior commander Gazef took his people out of the village overnight and searched carefully on the grassland under the moonlight.
As expected, they still found nothing.
Dispatch from the Great Tomb of Nazarick The eight-limbed assassination bug swept the battlefield extremely clean.
Not only were all the prisoners and equipment escorted back to the Great Tomb of Nazarick, but the corpses of men and horses, as well as the broken limbs shattered by the explosion, were also killed by these eight-limbed assassination bugs, which were essentially carnivorous spiders.
It was eaten cleanly, leaving basically nothing but scorch marks and large craters left by the explosion.
On the other side, the villagers of Kahn Village who survived the disaster were exhausted both mentally and physically after experiencing the most exciting day in their lives.
However, in order to entertain their benefactors and eliminate the fear and grief in their hearts, they still fought hard.
Got up the spirit and held a bonfire dinner.
Under the supervision of the village chief, the villagers took out all the dried meat, dried fish and wine that they had collected at home, as well as the wild honey that they were reluctant to eat, and entertained the venerable "Great Magician Ainz" and people from the royal capital, as well as the cats who performed shockingly today.
Generally speaking, the taste and taste of these things are slightly inferior to the food provided by the Great Tomb of Nazarick, but most of the kitten players don't care.
For them, due to technical limitations, it cannot be completed through electronic signals.
The simulation of taste means that they, whose bodies are far away in another world, cannot actually experience the taste of food from another world at all.
The so-called dinner is just a dialog box called eating, which is then automatically operated by the server system.
All the player can see is the physical strength gradually restored with the food intake.
However, those players who are really in this world, namely the cat knight Rachel, the elf Flor, the cat priest Chen Xin and other newcomers to the infinite space who are trapped in another world, are very happy to carry the wine bottle and take a sip.
He drank until he turned into a drunk cat.
Finally, the drunken and crazy kittens climbed to the roof one after another and performed a chorus of meows.
And the drunk little fairy Flor was flying crookedly around Kahn Village, throwing all kinds of fairy tricks with a silly smile.
The goblin trick is a racial talent of the goblin race.
In addition to having the convenience of no cooling time, it also fully reflects the chaotic attribute of the goblin race: its effects are random, equivalent to buying a lottery ticket.
Only after it is performed can the effect be achieved.
Know exactly what spell was cast.
Of course, generally speaking, the effects of goblin tricks are in line with the purpose of the SOS group, which is to "make the world more lively" Then, accompanied by the sound of cheerful music coming from nowhere, the whole village instantly lit up with soft colored lights, which were beautiful, warm but not dazzling.
Next, the invisible magic turned into gorgeous colorful fireworks, embellishing the entire night sky with extravagant and brilliant colors.
"Where do these lights come from?
Is this magic?"
"Wow, what beautiful fireworks!
I heard you can only see them in big cities."
"Hey, you stupid humans, have you seen how powerful we fairies are?"
the little fairy Flor put her hands on her hips and showed off proudly.
"Bah, bang, bang, bang, nice, nice, beautiful little sister, let's have one more."
For a while, several children in the village clapped their hands and cheered, and many adults who were still grieving for the death of their relatives and friends also expressed their wishes one after another.
Looking forward to the eyes.
They are not heartless, nor are they hard-hearted, but the more cruel and turbulent the era is, the less human beings can live in sorrow.
No matter what, they have to take pleasure in hardship and cheer themselves up.
Let yourself and your surviving family live a better life.
It is also for the same reason that as soon as those soldiers and officers leave the bloody battlefield, they can't wait to drink, buy drunkenness, gamble, and use all kinds of depraved enjoyment to eliminate the fear in their hearts and soothe their wounded souls.
This has happened throughout the ages. in this way.
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Faced with the desires and prayers of so many people, the arrogant Flor immediately readily agreed.
For max-level elf players, "Elf Trick" is basically an entertainment skill that can be used however they want.
It is not at all necessary.
No effort.
"The three most powerful fairy tricks will make this small village happy."
As a result, streaks of shining bright colorful light dust erupted from Flor's hand.
The next moment, more gorgeous and wonderful scenes like a holiday carnival appeared one after another under the incredible mysterious power, and one after another they descended on this small village that had just survived the disaster.
"Hahahaha, there's a fountain pouring out from the center of the grain field, wait, what's coming out is beer."
"It's amazing, look, look, the Emmott family's house is blooming."
“Hey, am I drunk?
My plow is dancing with the village chief’s table.
"Why does my helmet sing?
It sounds pretty good.
It would be great if my wife could sing half as well as this."
"Shh, be quiet, I seem to hear my shield singing too.
Oh my God, my sword jumped out by itself."
Let the clear beer fountain erupt from the dry earth, let the window frames and door panels sprout and bloom a bunch of beautiful flowers, let the helmets and armor sing happily, let the tables and chairs dance in a circle with a clanging sound, let The sickles and swords jingled and danced, causing the village to report The big copper bell of the policeman turns into a giant music box, playing a variety of cheerful tunes.
This skill "Fairy Trick" is the epitome of the chaotic nature of the fairies.
They like to make everything messy, but somehow they always It can create a happy atmosphere that makes people laugh.
Just like all kinds of fantasy monsters, they are often some kind of material reflection of the human soul.
The so-called goblins are actually a group of naughty children who never grow up and love to play, symbolizing the purest innocence of human beings.
For little goblins, curiosity, cuteness and mischief are their eternal nature.
Of course, it can also be understood as the funny nature of "it is common sense to be mean and it is nature to seek death".
In this way, the half-awake and half-drunk Flor used the fairy's natural ability wantonly, turning this bonfire dinner after the disaster into as lively as a festival celebration in a big city, and almost everyone became...
Gotta be happy.
In the end, a super gorgeous maze technique was performed, turning the entire village of Kahn into a gorgeous maze with fluorescent lights, decorated with puppets, ribbons and small shrubs.
In short, the villagers of Kahn Village, after experiencing a terrifying day with ups and downs and tragedy, spent another wonderful night with boundless joy and endless aftertaste.
Such a strong and clear contrast makes these remote villagers who live in isolation unforgettable until many years later.
Next, in the early morning of the next day, Gazef, the warrior captain of the kingdom who had a black eye for some reason, personally led the way, accompanied by more than twenty royal guards, "Great Magician Ainz" and his followers and " The "pets" hurriedly set off towards the fortress city before the sun had fully risen.
Lantier's Journey The residents of Karn Village, who had just woken up from a hangover, had to worry about their home suddenly turning into a large maze.
What Ainz never expected was that his trip to the fortress city would turn into a unique and humiliating journey.
A fortress city.
On the road outside Lantier, an open-top carriage with an extremely strange appearance was speeding towards the city at a fast speed, surrounded by many followers and knights, attracting countless pedestrians to stop and watch and point at it.
There was a lot of pointing and discussion.
In fact, as far as the open carriage itself is concerned, there should be no problem.
The smooth and flat black car body, the smooth and elegant appearance, and the complex patterns painted with gold paint on the car panel all demonstrate an aura of wealth and wealth.
Even the middle-aged butler sitting in front of the car was a noble old man with a martial temperament, and he looked very impressive.
But the real weird thing is that the animals pulling the harness in front of such a majestic convertible are not two or four fat and strong horses, but two petite cats.
Everyone looked sideways along the way In this era where there is no TV or Internet news, or even newspapers and magazines with photos, passers-by naturally did not recognize Lord Gazef, the warrior captain of the kingdom, who was dressed in ordinary clothes.
Instead, they mistook him and his people for the man on the carriage.
The escort of a noble man.
"Where does this noble man come from?
He can afford more than twenty cavalry to escort him, but he lets such a small cat pull the cart?"
"What a weird guy.
Not only does he wear a strange mask, but he also abuses pets like this.
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These kittens are so pitiful."
"Hey, your focus is wrong, right?
The real question is, why can such a small cat pull such a big carriage?"
"Listening to what you said, it seems a little strange.
Could it be that the specially trained cart-pulling cats are particularly strong?"
"I guess it's more likely that I was given a stimulant, but in this case, I will die suddenly due to physical exhaustion soon."
"Aww, what a pitiful little kitten.
Let's find a more gentle master in the next life."
Almost all the passers-by looked at Ainz's car, and the noise of discussion could be heard in their ears.
Comments like these were like steel needles poking into the ears of the Lich King Ainz, making him pretend to be cool while sitting in the car, as if he was attacked by an indescribable emotion: He didn't even know what it felt like to feel regretful, ashamed, and angry.
In short, he felt very uncomfortable.
"What a sad scene, it's like a punishment game or shame."
Ainz murmured to himself, reaching out to knock the mask on his face.
"If I had known this, I shouldn't have been stingy with the few pills used to lift the curse."
The magic gem” Even if there was no problem with physical strength during this trip, in order to show off his grandeur and status, as a noble and great magician, Ainz obviously could not walk into the city on two legs like ordinary farmers, but had to Only if you have a luxurious car or mount that matches your status.
Just like modern playboys drive famous brand cars or even luxury yachts, Ainz's travel style cannot be too shabby.
However, for Ainz, the Lich King with a special status, this issue is very troublesome.
First of all, as a Lich King, Ainz has not practiced any "riding" skills at all, not to mention that as a powerful undead creature, if he does not pay attention to restraint, he will continue to emit energy at almost any time.
Weak negative energy damage can injure or kill the living creature beneath your crotch if you are not careful.
Secondly, as an undead settlement, there are no ordinary horses at all in the Great Tomb of Nazarick.
Instead, there are all kinds of ferocious and terrifying monsters.
However, the current scene is that any one of them is useless.
Not on.
We can't let Ainz parade around on a nightmare horse with only bones left.
Then there's no need to hide his identity.
In addition, Albedo, the female mistress of the devil, suggested with excitement that Lich King Ainz could ride on the shoulders of his "rouge horse", which would ensure stability and speed, and he would definitely be able to reach it in half a day.
A fortress city.
Lantier was immediately decisively rejected by Ainz, who still had moral integrity.
Since there is a lack of suitable riding animals, the only option is to ride a car.
For a magician of Lich King Ainz's level, making a non-magical item is almost as convenient as using a 3D printer.
Almost in an instant, a folding and detachable car body was completed by him.
You can usually disassemble the carriage and throw all the large and small parts into the portable prop box.
It can be used as Doraemon's fourth-dimensional pocket, but it is much smaller than that thing.
Just reassemble the car when it's time to use it.
Of course, the question of what to use to pull the cart remains unresolved.
However, according to the scout's report, in the village of Kahn, the first stop of the trip, there seemed to be people using oxen and horses to pull plows to plow the fields.
Presumably, if you were willing to pay, you could still rent a horse to pull the cart.
So, according to this plan, Ainz came to Kahn Village with a group of subordinates.
However, the sudden invasion of the special forces of the Silian Theocracy completely disrupted all these plans.
Because of the group of knights who invaded the village and burned and killed them, the few cows and horses in the village were either dead or dead.
After running around without knowing where to go, there was not even a single animal left in the entire village.
Although when defeating the first group of knights, they also successfully captured several war horses.
But these war horses were all tricked by the little fairy Flor, who lost all their moral integrity.
As a result, until the early morning of the next day, these poor horses continued to fart. , whose odor is so strong that the villagers dare not keep them in stables, but can only tie them to trees outside the village.
According to the predictions of the little fairy Flor, these horses will have to fart for at least a month.
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If not, they may even fart non-stop for the rest of their lives.
Obviously, the Lich King, who relied on magic to still retain his sense of smell, also couldn't stand having two horses that kept farting to pull his cart.
The so-called flattery makes people feel good, but the smell of flattery can only make people sick.
Of course, he can use a small spell to temporarily numb his sense of smell and barely endure it.
But what kind of strange looks would passersby along the way have on me, a magician who pulls a carriage with two stinky horses that keep farting?
Will they misunderstand that he is a "stinky great magician" with a disgusting quirk, referred to as "stinky mage"?
"Even "Fart Mage" What a self-humiliation, what a loss of face, and more importantly, what a complete loss of character.
When people mention Archmage Ainz, they will probably think of his two horses that keep farting.
Is this called showing off?
This is called making a fool of yourself, right?
Just thinking about this terrible scene of being misunderstood and speechless made Ainz almost die of shame and anger.
He is here to arrogantly show off his authority and make people awe, not to provide people with entertainment topics and make a guest appearance as a clown comedian.
Of course, Ainz can also find a way to cure these "farting horses".
But the problem is that these horses are not poisoned or sick at this time, but are under the most advanced fairy magic, which is equivalent to being under some kind of chaotic curse, so it is not a healing spell or a bottle of magic.
Healing potions can solve it, but you need to use a more advanced skill to remove the curse.
This would require consuming a relatively high-level scroll or a magic gem.
As a result, Ainz suddenly became stingy and was reluctant to pay such a high price for just two horses.
In fact, there is another way, which is to ask Warrior Captain Gazef for help: he and his men rode more than 20 horses over, and with a little squeezing, they were able to free up two horses to pull the cart, and the two extra men You can ride a horse with other comrades, but out of some indescribable pride, Especially after showing off and showing off to Warrior Captain Gazef, Ainz seemed to be very reluctant to ask this person for help.
He had just pretended to be brave to someone in a majestic manner, but when he turned around, he had to be humble.
Go ask for help.
Such a huge gap really ruins your image.
In Ainz's eyes, it was also not a good idea to ask the subordinates of the Great Tomb of Nazarick to pull a cart or even to improvise a sedan, although both Matron Albedo and Butler Sebas would probably be happy to do so.
He would pull a cart or lift a sedan for Ainz, but due to the "residues of human concepts in the old world", Ainz always felt that sedans were too outdated, and rickshaws were also cheap things, far less elegant than luxury cars.
This is just Ainz's own misconception.
Humans in this fantasy world would not think this way.
As for magic-driven automatic vehicles, they can theoretically be tinkered with, but it will take a long time to develop, and it is definitely too late now.
Therefore, Tabby Cat King Qiu took advantage of the situation and proposed that he and his kitten players could take turns pulling the cart.
The fully-leveled kitten players, whose physical strength is comparable to that of an elephant, can definitely pull the cart.
As for their lack of endurance, The problem can be solved by taking turns to change shifts Ainz had some doubts about this at first, but after learning that a great magician in a certain fantasy epic also used a rabbit sleigh as his vehicle, he readily accepted the suggestion.
It refers to the brown-robed wizard Radagast who rides a rabbit sleigh in the forest in The Lord of the Rings.
Moreover, the leader of the rabbit responsible for pulling the sleigh can also speak, and even yells "Middle finger" to the orc pursuers.
Let the wolf come."
In his thinking at that time, no matter how unusual the "cat car" was, it was at least better than having two "fart horses" to seduce people all the way.
Who would have thought that after actually taking this "cat car" on the road, pedestrians along the way would react like this Alas, after what happened, I am afraid that I will definitely be labeled as a "cat abuser" and a "black-hearted boss".
However, having already reached this point, it doesn't seem to be a good idea to go back on one's promise, as he will probably be looked down upon easily.
The strong men in fantasy epics are usually the ones who promise a lot of money.
How can they change their minds so easily?
There is a saying that says, if you are pretending to be awesome, you should continue to pretend even if your eyes are full of tears.
So, amid the noise of pointing and the strange looks of passers-by, King Meow Meow of the Great Tomb of Nazarick, uh, no, it’s His Majesty the Lich King Ainz, had no choice but to hide behind his mask, close his eyes and rest, and Surrounded by a crowd of knights, cats and servants, they continued to ride in such an embarrassing "cat carriage" towards the fortress city.
Lantel galloped away oshow7: