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Chapter 559, Millions of Pretending to Be the King (continued)


Chapter 49: Millionaire Wang Xu In midsummer, in a noble mansion in the capital of the Bajas Empire, on a large and exaggerated long oak table, there squatted a light pink translucent condensate that seemed to be dangling like jelly.

Colloid, obviously, this is a very cute looking slime.

At this moment, this pink slime is squinting its eyes happily, enjoying the attention and caress of a group of beautiful ladies and ladies.

"My dear daughter, this is the birthday gift I got for you when I was on hunting vacation in the border forest.

Do you like it?"

The beautiful lady wearing a low-cut gorgeous dress raised the pink translucent slime to her chest and said with a smile.

"Ah, it's so cute."

A little red-haired girl who was also wearing a low-cut long skirt immediately jumped up and held the cute version of slime in her arms, "Yeah, it's smooth and soft, and it feels really good.

Damn, I can play with this little thing for three years.

Mom, what does it eat?"

"Leaves, hay, bread, barbecue, everything can be eaten.

Of course, you can't feed it anything that is too hot."

"Then I'll give it a try by feeding it a small biscuit.

Hehe, he actually ate it and still had a bright smile on his face."

"Hey, this was given to me by my mother.

I should hold it first.

Please return this cute little thing."

Another brown-haired little loli in a thin summer dress suddenly pursed her lips and widened her eyes, "Sister is robbing someone else's things again."

"Hey, Lelia, don't be so stingy.

My sister's things are my sister's things, and my sister's things are my sister's things."

"Margaret, stop making trouble."

The noble lady persuaded her two daughters with a wry smile, "Come and give it to Lelia to hold."

In short, while the mother and daughter in low-cut long skirts were fighting for each other, the slime players enjoyed the ultimate squeeze.

Puyoyo Puyoyo The pink slime showed an expression of excitement and pleasure under the squeeze of the three pairs.

Hmm, it’s a great achievement to be able to be hugged by charming big sisters as a slime.

Far away in another world, an obese otaku player wearing 3D glasses looked at the virtual erotic scene and was immediately moved beyond words.

Oh oh oh, is this a paradise?

There are lolita and mature women.

It’s really a gentleman’s paradise with everything you need.

Ah, if I really traveled there, I would definitely be cheering in my heart at this moment.

He thought this while lightly tapping the option on the virtual screen, causing the slime to spray out a stream of volatile liquid with a charming fragrance.

According to the original game character setting, the aroma emitted by this pink slime is like an insect-catching plant, used to lure various flying insects into a trap and then prey on them.

But here, it lures The objects became three beauties, one large, two small, and three small.

"It smells really good.

This little guy can also spray perfume," the red-haired girl Margaret said in surprise.

"Well, it seems to be a mixture of mint and rose scent.

It's fragrant and the cooling feeling is really comfortable."

The beautiful lady also said happily, while rubbing her face against the slime's slippery skin, and even kissed it, "Lelia, come and smell it too."

She rubbed the fragrant pink skin into her nose.

The slime was raised in front of the youngest daughter Lelia.

"It smells really good, Mom, can I hold it to sleep at night?"

Lelia took a deep breath and said with an intoxicated look on her face.

"Yes, but remember to wash this little thing well.

Dirty pets are not allowed to be brought into the bed."

"A good person will definitely wash it in the bathroom today."

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While the slimes in the other world were enjoying the embrace of beauties, the obese players on the earth saw the new prompt message with bright eyes: "The plot mission was slapped and fed by the beautiful big sister.

Completed the plot mission and kissed.

Obtained the title Slime Life Winner.

Please tell me if you want to accept the next advanced mission, Women's Bathroom Adventure yesno" This reminded him of the fragrant scene where a beautiful girl's family used slime instead of sponges in the bathtub to scrub their exposed skin.

"Hmm, I can't do it anymore.

I'm going to get nosebleeds.

Hurry up and take some screenshots and post them on the forum."

Girl, let those losers blind the eyes of krypton gold dogs."

From this, it seems that this wonderful time for pink slime players will continue for some time.

Of course, not every slime player who has entered the civilized society of another world has such a glamorous situation full of benefits.

Some of them became children's toys and suffered various tortures at the hands of these innocent and curious little guys, such as being sprinkled with salt.

Other slimes were raised by old ladies or old men with cats and dogs, and they were picked up and picked up by these curious animals all day long, and the cats were even used as balls of yarn to roll around.

There are also some slimes that are kept in taverns.

Because of their strong digestion ability, they have become walking trash cans, moldy bread, chicken bones, bad wine, waste paper, and even smelly rags.

They were all left to be processed or "eaten" by these poor slimes.

However, this is not the most tragic experience.

The most unlucky slimes even fell into the hands of some wretched men, ogres, and goblins.

Then, because of their size and feel, they were used as airplane cups, and they were put on the crotch thing and jerked off hard.

In short, those slime players who fell into such a humiliating situation usually chose to self-destruct and practice again before being covered in white turbid slime.

But no matter what, among slime players, there is also a considerable proportion of those who have been very successful in the other world and gained experience and upgraded all the way to the top.

On the other hand, cats, who once became the preferred race for players when the game was first launched, generally had a miserable life.

In this online game that travels through a different real world, among the four racial characters that players can choose from, golems are inanimate objects that do not need to eat or drink, and they do not have to worry about starving or freezing.

If you can keep up with the undead army controlled by the Great Tomb of Nazarick, you can also enjoy a series of free logistics services provided by the Great Tomb of Nazarick Golem Workshop, from lubricating oil, polishing rust to replacing parts. .

Slime is indeed a living form, and it is slow in movement, has poor mobility, and has dull senses.

It is not good at hunting at all, nor is it good at climbing trees and picking fruits.

But fortunately, slimes have excellent digestive functions and are never picky about food.

Even if they only eat grass, leaves, bark and insects, they can still survive.

As long as they don't wander into the desert without eyesight, they can usually survive.

There is no risk of starving to death, but the risk of being eaten or trampled to death is not small.

The little goblin is small in size, has a very small appetite, and has wings and can fly.

The fantasy world when the game is launched is also the spring and summer season when everything is sprouting, the vegetation is lush, and full of vitality.

Just find something casually Wild fruit nectar and the like will prevent you from starving to death.

If that doesn't work, you can also take advantage of the goblin's natural affinity for plants and use the gardener-like goblin talent to make the trees grow a fruit just for you.

The situation of cat people is even more tragic.

On the one hand, they are living creatures and cannot starve; on the other hand, not only do they eat a lot, but they are also quite picky than any anorexic child on the planet and refuse to eat anything other than fish.

Because unlike omnivorous dogs, cats are essentially carnivores like tigers, and their intestines and stomachs have difficulty digesting plant starch.

If they were a group of real cats, they could survive in the wild by catching mice, birds, and fishing.

But the problem is that from the perspective of that world, the cat people logged in by these players are really a group of "cat-shaped puppets" with clumsy movements and dull reactions.

Even if mice and birds appear on the screen, they usually cannot be caught.

Live.

The ultimate result of a first-level rookie Catman wandering the world alone is to starve to death along the way.

Even if he successfully sneaks into the kitchen of a resident's house to steal, his reaction speed is not as good as that of a real cat, so he can easily be beaten to death by a housewife with a broom.

Additionally, these kitten people are at an extreme disadvantage when it comes to competing for household pet jobs.

Regardless of their coat color, body shape, and cuteness skills, just the fact that they often "sleep" for more than twenty hours a day, and that players can only be online for a few hours a day, is enough to make the indigenous humans in the other world deeply criticize Slime for falling into Hibernation seems to be a relatively normal thing, and those slime players that "fall into dormancy" can be stuffed into cages or wooden boxes by their owners and used as home decorations.

Anyway, they are just like translucent glass industrial products, and they are quite beautiful.

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But if it were a bunch of lazy cats that couldn't wake up no matter how they barked, and couldn't catch mice, who would be willing to raise them?

They looked like they were infected with the plague.

What's worse is that even if these cats lose their moral integrity as living beings, want to join the army of the undead, and follow the logistics system of the Great Tomb of Nazarick, they are unable to do it.

It's not the Lich King.

Ainz would be stingy with a few mouthfuls of cat food, but these cats As a small living creature, if a starling is mixed with undead such as lich, ghost, zombie, etc. for a long time, then the body will soon be eroded by negative energy, and it will suffer from all kinds of weird diseases, followed by hair loss, peeling, etc.

He died miserably from sores and pus.

The worst thing is that kitten players generally cannot transform into cat-shaped undead such as cat zombies, cat skeletons, and cat lichs.

In addition, even if the player has superb skills and has the ability to solve the cat food problem by hunting or stealing on his own, during the offline period, the kitty person will turn into a motionless "dull cat".

If he cannot find a suitable hiding place, Location, such "silly cats" will most likely end up miserable.

For example, when a little cat man was crossing the grassland, the player encountered an emergency and was forced to log off and leave immediately.

As a result, when he went online again the next day, the cat lying frozen in the open grassland had been regarded as the corpse of a dead cat by crows, and was pecked full of holes.

Although any game player is not afraid of death, in this game system where "registered players can get a daily salary of 50 yuan", every time the player dies, the player will at least lose levels and equipment, and money will be deducted, so those who want to Players who make money by playing games still take this very seriously.

Of course, even players of other races would be unable to solve this problem.

Many of the golems that were massacred by the undead army failed to find a good place to hide when they were offline and were standing still.

They fell behind and escaped from the protection of the army, and were then smashed by human warriors who took the opportunity to seek revenge.

They were turned into pieces of scrap iron, or pushed into dry wells, cellars, and the like, and then covered with earth and rocks and buried alive.

However, despite the above-mentioned inconveniences, more and more players are choosing the Golem again.

After all, compared with the other three races, Golems still have obvious advantages.

At least during the offline standby period, they are the least likely to be killed.

It’s easy to gain experience and upgrade, just follow the undead army and kill everywhere.

Of course, killing puts moral pressure on ordinary people, but what else is there to do in online games if you don’t kill and kill?

In fact, from the perspective of the indigenous intelligent life from another world, few of these online game players on Earth can be called good people.

All the players have never regarded the indigenous people in the "game world" as the same kind.

Instead, they have a game mentality and regard them as NCs that can be chopped off casually and as experience points that can walk.

They are far worse than ants.

It's not as good as even if you slaughter a city and destroy a country, you won't have any psychological pressure.

If possible, even if they wanted to spread the T-virus in another world to create a biohazard, the players would not blink an eye because in the eyes of players on earth, what they did was just playing a game similar to Plague Inc. .

What's more, even those who participated in this operation and knew that behind the screen was a real world, they had no sympathy for the lives of indigenous humans in the alien world.

After all, this alien world on the other side of the server was really...

It's too lacking in realism.

Instead of getting entangled in some inexplicable moral and ethical issues, it is better to treat it as an online game simply and clearly.

In short, as the number of players logging into the different world has increased dramatically, especially after reaching more than one million, even if most of them are weak chickens at the first and second levels, even if they are not adaptable to this "over-realistic" game.

But just the countless riots caused by their game characters messing around in the alien continent were enough to greatly distort the plot of the original work, causing Wang Qiu's reward points to roll in like a waterfall.

In addition, it is also worth mentioning that when the cute versions of slimes logged in by earth players, with their cute round and translucent drop-shaped appearance, they entered the indigenous human society of other worlds as "new pets". .

Those little goblin players with strong mobility also flapped their translucent little wings, swimming in the bustling cities of the other world, and showing off to a great extent oshow7: