Chapter 55, one after another of those who commit suicide Late at night, the town hall of Kahn Four amateur spies from the Bajas Empire who sneaked into the city hall to steal intelligence materials found themselves in an unprecedented crisis.
Oh, what kind of bad luck did I have today?
That I could encounter such an unbelievable thing.
If I could go back alive and tell others what happened tonight in a tavern, they would probably laugh at me and call me a lunatic.
Facing the powerful enemy in front of him, Captain Heklan raised his sword in a cold sweat while constantly lamenting in despair in his heart. yznn A few minutes ago, when they walked out of the hotel with blackout oil lamps and sneaked into the city hall quietly, everything seemed to be going well: the two-story building that served as the city hall was indeed empty, let alone the night watchman.
There isn't even a watchdog.
However, just as they avoided the sight of the night watchman on the street and entered the house one after another, they had just walked into the office on the second floor, and before they had time to rummage through the cabinets to find information and documents, Arshe, the female magician in the team, felt vaguely A trace of spying magic The reaction of the four people was not too slow.
They were just stunned for a moment, and then they rushed to the stairs and ran out together.
However, just when they reached the bottom of the stairs, they were blocked by a very powerful martial arts master.
Although the opponent was bare-handed, his movements were agile and strange, and his moves were swift and hard to prevent.
The most frightening thing was that this guy's attacks could pass through his own metal armor and muscles, and directly attack the soft viscera padding his internal organs.
In the face of such an attack, the female magician Arshe was the first one to fall to the ground unable to get up due to her lack of defense, and the others were also severely beaten.
"Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, they are really a bunch of weak chickens.
Don’t you have anyone better to fight?"
A triumphant voice invited him to fight, but no one around him dared to say a word.
Everyone's eyes were filled with fear of the unknown power.
"You useless cowards, you weak scumbags, come with me."
If there is a martial arts expert who has been immersed in traditional martial arts for decades here, he will definitely be able to see in an instant that this is a very powerful set of Jeet Kune Do combined with cotton palm strikes.
People with such skills, regardless of In any era, anyone can definitely be regarded as a martial arts master.
However, compared to these unimportant things, what the amateur spies of the Bajas Empire want to say more at this time is obviously another sentence: "Damn it, wake up, you're clearly a table."
That's right, this martial arts master has an oak table.
He took too much hallucinogens and gold, and he feels cute.
It's an abnormal table.
Well, why do you say this oak table is abnormal?
It's very simple.
Can a normal table be placed at the entrance of the stairs like a white crane with its wings spread out, and give the four Bajas Empire masters a beating in the dark with a clanging bell?
"Damn it, is it possible that the magician here is so unconventional that even the table was made into a golem?"
Seeing this strong and heavy oak table shouting repeatedly and blocking the only exit of the stairs on the ground floor, Captain Heklan felt his temples pounding for a moment, but he could only sigh helplessly, "Forget it.
Let’s turn around after Imina Lobatikku.”
Therefore, Captain Heklan carried the unconscious female magician Arshe on his back, followed closely by the middle-aged strong man Robatiku and the female elf Imina.
The four of them returned to the stairs again, then turned around and climbed up.
Prepare to jump out of the window on the second floor of the city hall before a large group of enemies arrive.
However, it was not just the table that seemed to be going crazy in this dysfunctional room.
They had just taken a few steps out of the stairs when they saw, almost insanely, that they were blocked on the second floor by a bunch of chairs and cabinets with unintentional intentions.
For a moment, they felt that they couldn't move forward or retreat.
What's more terrible was that these chairs and cabinets covered with red tablecloths were blocked.
The chairs and cabinets were arranged in a neat square formation, approaching the largest enemy among them, a large bookcase with rough workmanship, and even shouted majestically as they walked: "Soldiers, we don't want to take prisoners" "Oh" "Soldiers, we don't want mercy" "Oh" "Soldiers advance for general attack" "Oh oh oh oh"
Following General Bookcase's order to attack, the aggressive furniture swarmed forward.
The three amateur spies of the Bajas Empire, who had not yet lost their combat effectiveness, tried their best to resist even though they were frightened, but in such a small indoor space, they really couldn't display much of their abilities. , and was instantly overwhelmed by the furniture army.
Moreover, before they were knocked down and trampled by the Furniture Army, they probably didn’t even understand what was going on in this place.
Of course, if their eyesight is sharp enough, they can spot the hazy figure of a little goblin hidden in the night at the corner of the ceiling.
And if they have the data perspective of gamers, then they can understand all the problems more clearly.
On the heads of these "activated" furniture, green H bars and names appeared: "Kung Fu table", "Paranoia chair", "Bookcase that feels cute", they all turned into Although the average level of monsters is only about seven or eight.
But unfortunately, the thieves who broke in couldn't even defeat this cute thing, and Fairy Lady Flor expressed surprise at this.
The elite warriors in this world are only at the level of more than ten levels, and can probably defeat two or three chairs.
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This is one of Goblin Troublemaker's unique signature skills, "Prop Chaos".
Its main function is to temporarily turn an inanimate object into a monster and give it virtual life, in order to interrupt the enemy's moves, or even The effect of blocking the enemy's attack directly.
In a small-scale K battle, this is obviously a very disgusting skill.
Just imagine, when you are beaten by your opponent until there is only a trace of blood left, so you take out the red bottle of healing potion and prepare to take a sip to replenish your blood.
The small medicine bottle in your hand suddenly said, "The world is big and I want to see it."
Then it jumped out of your hand and ran towards the sunset.
What a devastating scene that makes people want to cry without tears.
Of course, elf players who can use this skill on so many bulky furniture at the same time must reach a very high level and experience value.
Even if you are not a full-level player, you must be at least level 70 or 80.
At present, except for a few golden-finger comrades in Kahn Village who have turned on cheating devices, the rookie goblin players scattered in other corners of the continent do not yet have such skills.
At most, they can make a few spoons, forks, and goose feathers. pens and other small gadgets, just doing a circle dance to his own singing.
Therefore, in the absence of targeted precautions, the four amateur spies of the Bajas Empire were held down and beaten to death.
In short, when Comrade Qiu, the tabby cat king, and Demiurge, the devil gentleman, walked out of the underground conference room, all the fighting was over.
The four amateur spies of the Bajas Empire were all lying on the floor with bruises and bruises, and their bodies were unknown.
The furniture that had made great contributions also ended its short and funny false life, and returned to its normal posture as a dead object, piled messily on the floor.
So, Demiurge sighed with regret, but then showed a happy smile.
"Look, Ms.
Succubus, isn't there a new breeding hybrid test product?
It happens to be two males and two females."
He pointed at the four unlucky ones on the ground and said to Ms.
Succubus, "After interrogation, let's use them to breed with demihumans."
Through this act of seeking death by breaking into the city hall at night, the four "black workers" of the Bajas Empire lived a life of fucking sows and minotaurs every day, or being ridden and fucked by various monsters, giving birth to children such as " The sexual life of various "hybrid beasts" such as "Two-Legged Sheep" has made a huge contribution to the historic research of breaking the restrictions of species reproductive isolation and inducing the birth of new species.
Then, the day after Miss Arshay and others were sent to breed with goblins, another group of people seeking death who had no idea about this also visited the town of Kahn, which serves as the city hall. two-story building, and got very angry at the host's poor hospitality: "When do you want us to wait until someone neglects the royal envoy like this?
Call that guy named Ainz out."
In the helpless eyes of Soldier Captain Gazef, Li.
The canonized envoy of the Kingdom of Yestije, Baron Alqilu, scolded arrogantly. oshow7: