Volume 12, Watergate Incident in Another World Chapter 1: We are responsible for fixing the belly of the female time traveler The world of Huanzhugege, autumn of the 24th year of Qianlong's reign, Beijing, Forbidden City, Shufangzhai At this moment, it is the beginning of the plot of Huanzhugege.
The middle-aged Emperor Qianlong has just come out with a large number of people including several elder brothers, several important civil and military ministers, two companions Fulkan and Forte, etc.
After leaving the palace, we went hunting in the Xishan Paddock near the capital.
And the crazy future Princess Princess, today's Beijing female gangster Xiao Yanzi, the Shandong Virgin Mary Xia Ziwei who has just become a sworn sworn maiden, and the loyal maid Jin Suo have just set off from the Beijing Hutong courtyard where Xiao Yanzi lives, and rushed to the Xishan Paddock, and then Once embarked on a long and bumpy road to find his father.
Naturally, the next scene is a scene that everyone knows.
A certain Virgin Flower, a weak-minded female prostitute, is blocked at the bottom of the mountain and cannot enter.
A certain Yanzi, who is a martial artist, takes the Virgin Flower's life experience evidence and slips over the cliff into the paddock, and then gets glaucoma.
Yongqi, the fifth elder brother with cataracts, was accidentally shot as a deer.
Next, Qianlong, who had a brain convulsion, heard her words before coma, "Do you remember Xia Yuhe by the Daming Lake nineteen years ago?"
Thousands of past memories came to his mind, and he mistakenly thought that Xiao Yanzi, who looked nothing like him, was Xiao Yanzi.
She was the "pearl in the ocean" that he had left behind, so he immediately took her back to the palace, and then created a fake princess that soon turned his harem upside down.
However, this has not happened yet.
Note that this is not the common Mulan Qiuwei in the official history of the Qing Dynasty.
Although the My Fair Princess TV series was indeed filmed at the Mulan Paddock at the Chengde Summer Resort, 450 kilometers away from Beijing, the hunting ground set in the novel is actually the Xishan Paddock that no longer exists, at the foot of Shijing Mountain. , only 14 kilometers away from the Forbidden City.
It can be seen that Grandma Qiongyao was rigorous in some aspects when writing the book.
Unlike some martial arts works, the protagonists all take jets.
It only takes two or three months at most to run from Beijing to the Western Regions and then back to Guangzhou to take a boat to the South China Sea.
At the same time, since the emperor and the princes are not here, Huanzhugege's group, who will bring chaos to the entire Forbidden City in the future, are still hanging around outside the palace wall.
So the drama of various palaces fighting for favors in the Forbidden City seems to be in a cooling-off period for the time being, and it should be relatively calm.
When the emperor and the prince are not here, who are you making trouble for?
In this case, the future "Huan Zhuge Ge" little Yanzi The residence in the palace, Shufangzhai, which was originally the palace theater, should be idle for the time being, and it has not yet had time to stage a drama of returning the pearl with endless teasing.
However, at this time, the Royal Theater Shufangzhai was supposed to be empty.
In fact, it was full of people coming and going, and it was full of all kinds of gadgets that were incompatible with the times.
A military green field was set up in the bluestone-paved courtyard.
The tent was full of figures wearing white coats and camouflage uniforms walking back and forth.
Hidden cameras were installed on the walls of Shufangzhai, and snipers with oil paint on their faces were lying on the roof, watching eagerly.
However, although they made such a big noise in Shufangzhai, they miraculously did not attract the attention of the eunuchs and maids in the Forbidden City.
Even the two young eunuchs who were walking outside the gate of Shufangzhai were unknowingly poking in the middle of the road.
They raised one foot each, but they did not fall down for a long time.
They were like clay puppets, as if time had been passed on them.
Frozen Well, in fact, at this moment, the time of the entire Forbidden City, the entire Beijing, and even the entire world was indeed frozen, forcibly stopped in a certain second.
What caused this "pause" phenomenon was a black technology prop that was in the hands of someone in the Shufangzhai courtyard: the super time stop watch.
I saw Comrade Wang Qiu in military uniform, lowering his head to consider the super time stop watch, a black technology prop in the world of Doraemon, while facing the field tent with a red cross in front of him, urging loudly: "Hey, hey How is the artificial insemination operation inside going?
My super time-stop watch can only last for up to six more hours.
There is a little girl outside waiting to come in for the operation."
Immediately afterwards, from inside the tent, a very impatient voice of a female doctor came: "What's the fuss about?
We are already working as fast as we can.
If you have the ability, just come in and do it yourself.
By the way, leave the one outside."
Little girl, come in quickly and get ready, disinfect first.”
Then, turning around, Wang Qiu still had to frown and deal with the strong protest of a cute loli waving her little fist.
"Woohoo, uncle bullied people who want to make big people who want to get bigger, the belly of my minor junior high school, are you still a civil servant?"
Sima Yan, a half-year-old lolita who is only fourteen years old this year, waved her little fists with tears in her eyes, and made a righteous accusation against Wang Qiu, the representative of the evil force, "I have been a good person every year since I was in elementary school."
Student, you have never been in a relationship at this age, and you have never even held a boy's hand.
You actually let someone conceive a baby.
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How can you have the dignity to live in the future?"
I have to admit that this loli's accusation was indeed a heartwarming blow, and Wang Qiu couldn't help but feel a huge sense of guilt.
Although he could turn two twelve-year-old silver-haired Romanian twins into sex toys on the bed without any psychological barriers, after all, he has been with the twins for three years, and both parties are still consensual. things.
But now, he seems to be openly using violence to coerce and destroy this resistant flower of the motherland, and in full view of the public.
This is really hard to do.
However, despite this, the pregnancy that should be expected cannot be escaped, but this shameful job should be left to others.
So, Wang Qiu sighed, shook his head, turned and walked away.
Then a tough female officer with a sinister face approached and tried to persuade him as pleasantly as possible.
"Student Sima Yan, I can understand your grievance, and I also understand how terrible this is for you.
However, please remember that as a Chinese, as a citizen of the Republic of China, in the country In the face of your own safety, your chastity is nothing.
The country will remember your sacrifice and contribution and compensate you accordingly, but it will also not allow you to escape.
Please rest assured that the country will take care of any subsequent troubles, if necessary, for your parents and family.
If so, the central leadership will also come forward to do ideological work in person.”
After being persuaded by the female officer for a long time and promising a lot of empty promises, Sima Yan, a 14-year-old second-year junior high school girl, finally realized that she would definitely not be able to avoid the fate of becoming pregnant out of wedlock this time, so she gradually stopped crying.
He was shouting and sobbing, but he was still sobbing slightly and unwilling to do so.
He said willingly, "But I have also read many Huanzhugege fan novels on the Internet.
They are either falling in love with the elder brothers and Belles, or playing palace battles in the Forbidden City.
At least you can travel with the protagonists.
Why did you come to me?
But I wanted to be pregnant with the baby from the very beginning.”
"Tsk, tsk, falling in love with my brother Beile in the Manchu Qing Dynasty, hahaha, do you really think there will be any free love in a feudal society?"
After hearing what Sima Yan said, before the female officer had time to respond, Ma Tong standing next to her couldn't help laughing, "Little guy, do you know what marriage was like in the feudal era?
Well, I know, this is not the real Qing Dynasty in official history, but the Qing Dynasty in Qiong Yao's novels.
There are all kinds of love stories in Huanzhugege, but in the final analysis, it is about the entire Qing Dynasty.
In society, After all, the love stories of these Qiong Yao protagonists can only be said to be non-mainstream at best.
The old society’s cannibalistic feudal ethics, arranged marriages, and things like male and female defenses and the Three Virgins and Nine Lies, even in this Qiong Yao.
The world in the novel has also not disappeared.
To be honest, even if you are a scheming girl in modern society, and you are looking for a wealthy son-in-law, the success rate of finally being able to get along with the overbearing president is much higher than in the Qing Dynasty.
Here, the status of men and women is extremely unequal.
Men who are lustful are considered coquettish.
At most, they will be criticized verbally, but it is even something worth boasting about.
If it were a woman who was lustful, it would be immoral and rebellious.
Generally speaking, if a girl from a good family just comes out to the public, it is already a sign of debauchery.
If she takes the initiative to seduce a man, she will be lynched by the villagers and drowned in a pig cage.
Even if she is raped by a man, public opinion will only Targeting raped women, condemning What is the specific logic of using her full name to blame her for not hanging herself into a well?
Generally speaking, you can refer to the modern Saudi Arabia Princess Huanzhu and Ziwei.
They have the aura of the protagonists and their destiny.
They were forced by the author to open the plug-in, so they can Save time and again.
But do you have any cheats?
Don’t count on us, the country has no intention of playing Date Live with you."
"Besides, with your little capital, you actually want to play palace fighting in the Forbidden City.
Wake up, little Sima Yan.
You are not even willing to undergo the artificial insemination surgery arranged by the state.
How can you be willing to do this here?
Emperor Qianlong, a fifty-year-old man, went to bed with you.
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Do you think that there was a law for the protection of minors in the Qing Dynasty?
What's more, do you really think that as long as you put on the clothes of a palace maid, you can be casually in the Forbidden City?
Let's not talk about whether the main god system has assigned you an identity in the Forbidden City.
Even if it has really assigned you the identity of a palace maid instead of a gangster, look at you.
Even Beijing movies don't make it right.
Standard, I don’t understand the etiquette in the palace at all.
I can’t even speak a word in Manchu, and I can’t walk even if I step on the bottom of a flower pot.
How could there be a palace maid like you who doesn’t understand anything in the Forbidden City of the Qianlong Dynasty?
Moreover, when it comes to music, chess, calligraphy and painting, the taste of singing and dancing, and the makeup and dressing up of this era, I’m afraid you don’t understand anything at all.
With such a level, how can you seduce the emperor and not be the heroine of Japanese and Taiwanese girl comics?
Wherever I go, everyone loves me In fact, depending on your level, let alone your delusional desire to win favor and become a concubine, even if you just survive in the palace, it is not that easy.
Believe it or not, classmate Sima Yan, if we don’t care about anything and leave you in If the Forbidden City of the Qing Dynasty is left to fend for itself, within the next three months at most, you will either be arrested and tortured because of your suspicious behavior; or you will be beaten to death with sticks because you made a mistake in doing something and offended someone noble."
After listening to Ma Tong's merciless scolding, Sima Yan was stunned at first, as if she couldn't accept the shattering of some girl's dream, and then she burst into tears with a loud "Wow", and the tears were like a flood bursting the embankment.
It was flowing downwards, and he couldn't stop it no matter what, Ma Tong had no choice but to Shaking his head and muttering, "Children are really troublesome," he got a soaked towel from somewhere and pressed it on Sima Yan's nose, anesthetizing her until she passed out.
He picked up the half-sized lolita and handed it to the female officer on the side.
On the other side, I saw Sima Yan, a fourteen-year-old junior high school girl, being carried into the surgery tent like a kitten for artificial insemination after being knocked unconscious.
The last remaining male reincarnation in the courtyard of Shufangzhai , a middle-aged man wearing eunuch clothes couldn't help but twitch his lips a few times, as if he wanted to say something.
But after struggling for a moment, nothing was finally said.
However, Ma Tong accidentally noticed his unusual expression and asked casually, "Mr.
Zhuang Yan, judging from your expression just now, is there anything you want to say?"
"How should I put this?
Although the child's idea is relatively naive, is this approach a bit too much?"
Zhuang Yan, who was wearing eunuch clothes, smiled bitterly and said, "What's more, she is only fourteen years old.
How can she be a mother at this age?"
"Then what else can we do?
Do we want the entire state agency to accompany her to play Date Live in the Qing Dynasty?
This is not the world of Japanese animation.
It is impossible no matter how you think about it.
As for the question of whether she can conceive a fetus, Zhuang Yan Sir, don’t worry too much.
These days, everyone eats and drinks.
Living conditions are getting better and better, so children now develop earlier.
Even elementary school girls will most likely have had their menstruation before graduating from elementary school.
Otherwise, those in ancient China would have gotten married at the age of eleven or twelve.
The Loli Shota, aren’t they all doing useless work?”
Ma Tong stretched, and then smiled evilly, "Besides, if it doesn't work, we can also use time to wrap her up to ripen her a little bit.
Not to mention a lolita, even a newborn baby.
I can make it look like a pregnant woman for you, hehehehe.”
Listening to this evil-sounding laughter, Zhuang Yan couldn't help but shudder, and at the same time he secretly worried about his own fate. s: Note: Flowerpot bottoms, also known as flowerpot bottom shoes, also known as "flag shoes", are "high heels" worn by Manchu court ladies and noble ladies.
They are characterized by their I-shaped shape.
The "high heels" are not located in the same position as modern high heels.
The back of the shoe, but in the center of the shoe, has a height of ten to twenty-five centimeters, like walking on mini stilts, so it is difficult for modern women to walk when wearing it, which requires strong balance and will fall if you are not careful. .
In addition, I found that the new foreign history book 1885 The British Tycoon quoted a large section of my book Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, but Lao Laowang was more generous.
These descriptions of social customs and the like were copied, so they were copied.
From an accounting point of view, it’s just that the stiffness of the connection between 1885 British Tycoon is really a bit disastrous.
Moreover, I was writing about British society in the late 18th century, and he was writing about the late 19th century, a difference of nearly a hundred years.
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In fact, many details and customs in British society have changed a lot.
It feels very subtle to describe something as simple as railways and telegraphs, just like writing about the Southern Song Dynasty using the social customs of the Northern Song Dynasty.
To give a simple example, if the British women's clothing in Sherlock Holmes's era were placed in Jane Austen's era, they would definitely be considered unseemly and bizarre costumes oshow7: