Chapter 3: We are responsible for destroying the belly of the female time traveler All in all, although it is so "dirty" that it is unspeakable, and although it requires women to throw away their moral integrity and chastity, female reincarnators still have such a convenient and labor-saving "pregnancy escape method."
But the question is, what should I do if the grown man Zhuang Yan is left?
Could it be that we really want him to stay in the story world of Huanzhugege and earn the 50,000 reward points needed to escape?
However, if those women put on palace maid uniforms and could barely pretend to be palace maids and stay in the Forbidden City to carry out activities, even though the possibility of screwing up the gang was more than 80%, then Zhuang Yan, a man with a complete body, even Even if he wears eunuch clothes, he can't pretend to be a eunuch.
Just the beard on his face can't hide it from anyone's eyes.
Moreover, as someone who has also watched Huanzhugege, Zhuang Yan also expressed his inability to accept all the crazy and unreasonable things in this drama.
Think about the protagonists and supporting characters in this drama.
The heroine Huanzhugege Xiaoyanzi, who is crazy and wreaking havoc all day long, Fulkan, who is famous for his big nostrils and arrogance, "It would be better to have him alive."
The funny Fifth Prince Yongqi of "A Piece of Barbecued Pork" is even more holy bitch than the modern Western white left mother bitch, the Holy Virgin White Lotus genuine Gege Xia Ziwei, " You are the wind and I am the sand, the secret love concubine who lingers until the end of the world, the twitchy Emperor Qianlong who is so kind and mediocre that I don’t know how to describe it, and the menopausal villain who is even more difficult to contact than the strictest old-fashioned female dean.
Although the Queen seems to have a few normal people who can communicate with her, they do not affect the main plot of the drama "Returning the Pearl".
In short, just think about what you may hear here: "Erkang, how can I save a broken you when I am broken?"
"Ziwei, you are so great, I am so touched."
"You said you and she watched the snow and the moon. , I watched it all night, talking about the philosophy of life with you.
You didn't accompany me to watch the snow and the moon.
"I shouldn't look at the stars and the moon with her.
I shouldn't."
Watch all night, from poems and songs Fu talks about the philosophy of life.
I only look at the snow and the moon with you, and talk about poetry, poetry and philosophy of life.
"I know that he loves you very painfully, and I also know that you love him very painfully."
"You are in pain, I am in pain, you are in pain, I am in pain even more, I am so heartbroken that I am about to die" "Erkang, you are so excessive, but I like your excess so much" and other such disgusting lines, Zhuang Yan I couldn't help but want to vomit.
However, as an adult who has experienced various ups and downs, Zhuang Yan also knows that there are often many embarrassing things in life, and most of the hardships in the world may not be satisfactory.
If he really had to hold his nose and play all kinds of annoying dramas with Huanzhugege and others, Zhuang Yan would probably bite the bullet and persevere.
Anyway, he is used to vomiting after some things.
Human beings have always tried to survive.
They all sacrifice a lot of things.
However, what made Comrade Zhuang Yan even more horrified was some of the outrageous things revealed by several national civil servants in their casual conversations.
"Hey, Ma Tong, last time you threatened and lured three maids in the Dream of Red Mansions plane, and now you have made a big deal out of the three maids in the Dream of Red Mansions plane.
Now you have gone to the plane of Huanzhugege, and you have made four palace maids big again.
Belly, everyone says you are going to be a goddess of mercy."
I saw a nurse wearing a military coat who seemed to have nothing to do.
She casually asked Ma Tong who was sitting on the stone platform beside the wall to rest.
"Pah, do you think I like being this child-giving Guanyin?
I'm not forced to do anything about it.
If they don't make their bellies bigger, they will have to score 50,000 points each.
But how can it be so easy to score points last time?
In the plot world of Dream of Red Mansions, after rescuing the three incarnations of Jia After the female reincarnation of the house maid, there were four male reincarnations who transformed into servants and handymen of the Jia family and needed to collect points to rescue them.
Unexpectedly, I had just started to collect points when I attracted a monk from the Dream of Red Mansions. , that is, the scabby monk and the lame Taoist with magical powers."
Recalling the tragic scene at that time, Ma Tong still couldn't help turning pale and feeling frightened.
"The two sides had just met each other, and before they had time to say anything, they started fighting.
As soon as they started fighting, the scabby monk casually With one finger, Comrade Lao Xu on our side exploded into a bloody mist.
Even Lao Xu was wearing a reflective cloak, but he couldn't withstand the attack of the scarlet-headed monk.
Next, we used lies.
Yan Chengzhenzui, the Hand of Vengeance, and the famous sword Denguangwan were all knocked out by these two guys with one move.
The shrinking lamp and animal lamp were completely ineffective against this monk.
Even using the space jumping pen, he could not escape from this monk.
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At the end of the chase, seeing everyone being beaten to death one by one, I had no choice but to use the time belt to send everyone back ten years ago, but who would have thought that these two bastards were still chasing me through time."
Speaking of this, Ma Tong's expression was really sad, "Fortunately, Wang Qiu, who sent the three pregnant maids away before, arrived in time and rescued me and several surviving comrades.
No matter how capable that monk is, Otherwise, we can’t break out of the plot world of A Dream of Red Mansions.
Our last expedition team should have been wiped out, but even so, six comrades were sacrificed, and the four new male infinite space reincarnators who were trapped in the plot world of Dream of Red Mansions were all beaten by the monk.
Dead.
The whole mission is half a failure."
"Hey, the names of Da Shi Mang Mang and Master Miao Miao are so cruel and can't be seen at all in the original work."
"Yes, yes, we didn't expect it at all.
As a result, we suffered a bloody disaster inexplicably."
Ma Tong nodded repeatedly.
"Really, Senior Sister Ma Tong, you are still trying to act shameless now.
After all, this is not all a huge disaster caused by you yourself."
Wang Qiu pointed at Ma Tong angrily and scolded, "It's all your fault for misbehaving with the evolutionary degradation light gun.
You took advantage of my absence and took action without permission.
You actually degraded Jia Baoyu into an ape-man, and degraded both Xue Baochai and Lin Daiyu."
She became a female monkey and even brought down the entire Jia family.
Becoming the Monkey Mountain in the zoo is tantamount to destroying the entire plot of Dream of Red Mansions.
What do you think the police fairy and the mangy monk and lame Taoist under her would think?
Of course, they are very angry.
I am so angry and angry that I come to you to settle the score."
The evolution and degradation ray gun is a Doraemon prop that can evolve or degrade any item.
Not only can it affect living things, but it can also affect non-living things.
It can turn cats, dogs and insects into intelligent life that is close to humans, or it can degenerate various creatures into the most primitive species; it can evolve the transistor radio into a sci-fi model in the future world, or it can regress it back to the most primitive version. ore radio.
"Oh my god, Miss Ma Tong, I never thought that you could actually do something like this and turn Sister Lin into a female monkey.
How can you bear it?"
"But aren't I just trying to get more points as quickly as possible?
The four of us can get 200,000 reward points.
Without using any destructive and drastic means, it will take a long time.
Have you forgotten that at that time?
The department at the back was so busy that it was so urgent."
Ma Tong curled his lips and muttered unconvincingly, "Who would have thought that that monk would be so fierce and difficult to deal with?"
"The monks in Dream of Red Mansions have powerful prototypes.
The scabby monk is Jigong, the other lame Taoist is Tieguai Li, and there is a vigilant fairy in the sky to support them, a completely unreasonable god.
Magical power, no matter how ordinary people like us can defeat it, it will definitely be like the duel with Buddha in Journey to the West.
We can't win, even if we use Doraemon's black technology props.
Wait, speaking of it, there shouldn't be any gods or monsters appearing in the plot of Princess Princess this time."
Wang Qiu seemed to have remembered something, and suddenly became nervous, and began to look around nervously.
"Remember, there shouldn't be any.
Didn't we use the super time stop watch from the beginning?"
Ma Tong blinked and replied in confusion, "The passage of time has been stopped.
What can immortals do if they exist?"
"Hey, it's hard to say.
Judging from the abilities of the monks in the world of Dream of Red Mansions, if there really are immortals in this world, I am afraid that the super time stop watch alone may not be able to suppress them.
But now I can only take a step to see.
One step."
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Wang Qiu shook his head and sighed, "The Hua Qiangu plane we will go to in the future is the real nightmare.
Cultivators and demon cultivators are flying all over the sky.
Demons and ghosts are everywhere.
The protagonist Hua Qiangu is the last one in that world."
I don’t even know what to do now.
I can only hope that the super time stop watch is still valid in the world over there, and that the two people who need to be rescued in the Flower Thousand Bones Plane are also women."
After hearing this, the cold sweat flowing from Comrade Zhuang Yan's back has further turned into profuse sweat, noodle sweat and waterfall sweat.
In any case, after a few more hours, all four bereaved women of Huanzhugege were finally artificially inseminated and lay on stretchers to be carried out by uncles from the People's Liberation Army.
Of course, if you want to actually conceive a child and be removed from the main god system, it will still take three months.
However, Wang Qiu and the others have their own trick.
As long as they are wrapped in Doraemon's magical prop time furoshiki, they can cheat and adjust their physical condition directly to three months after pregnancy.
As time goes by, the furoshiki After wrapping and unwrapping, the bellies of the four girls suddenly bulged one after another, and four names disappeared one after another from Wang Qiu's book of time travel.
Next, everyone's eyes focused on the only remaining comrade Zhuang Yan, and he suddenly felt so uncomfortable all over his body, "Well, uh, is it my turn next?
Wait, is it possible?
If you want to perform that surgery on me, this one really cannot be cut."
As if he thought of something unharmonious, Zhuang Yan's expression suddenly changed, and at the same time he subconsciously covered his crotch with both hands.
"Don't worry, Comrade Zhuang Yan, let go of your hand.
Your worries are completely unnecessary, because even if you are castrated, it will be useless and you can't deceive the main god system.
If this trick works, more than 50% of male reincarnations will He has already wielded his sword and committed suicide.”
Wang Qiu rolled her eyes at him angrily, "Besides, we have no intention of playing with you the game of a eunuch breaking into the inner palace.
Even if you are castrated, can you be a good eunuch of the Qing Dynasty?
I'm afraid.
He was beaten to death within a few days, let alone getting points."
"Uh, I'm sorry.
I thought too much and was just kidding."
Zhuang Yan raised his hand in embarrassment, scratched his hair and said with a smile.
However, Wang Qiu ignored him at all.
He just turned to another person and asked, "Brother Li Wei, the thing in the house should be debugged, right?"
Zhuang Yan looked curiously, but the other party had already locked the door again, so even though he stared for a while, he still didn't see anything.
"The startup time has been set to eight hours later.
According to reconnaissance confirmation and plot development, Emperor Qianlong should rush back to the Forbidden City from the Xishan Hunting Ground at this time," Li Wei replied, "Now we should start to retreat. " So, just like when they came to this world, everyone began to make an orderly collective retreat from Shufangzhai, the harem of the Forbidden City in Huanzhugege's plane.
Medical staff, soldiers, agents and four pregnant women quickly evacuated one after another, and in the end only Wang Qiu and Zhuang Yan were left.
Wang Qiu stuck a bamboo dragonfly on his head, took out another Doraemon black technology prop and shrunk the lamp, shrunk Zhuang Yan to an inch tall, and stuffed a small lamp that seemed to be used to hold insects. in a plastic box.
Then he took the box containing Zhuang Yan into the air, slowly flew out of the Forbidden City, and flew toward the southeast.
Since time in the entire plot world is still at a standstill, it did not attract anyone's attention.
Next, after an unknown amount of time, Zhuang Yan was jolted in the air and fainted, before Wang Qiu woke him up, released the box, and restored it to its original state with a magnifying light.
Zhuang Yan stood up and looked around, and found that he was in a wilderness, surrounded by farmland, woods and mounds.
There was a river not far away and time started to flow again.
He could feel the The earthy autumn wind blows on my face, and I can see wooden boats driving slowly on the river.
If I look far enough, I can also see the figures of farmers squirming slightly in the fields in the distance.
The remaining question is, where is this place?
"This is already the boundary of Tianjin, and next to it is the Grand Canal.
You need to change your eunuch clothes.
They are too conspicuous outside the palace."
While Wang Qiu explained this, he threw him a piece of coarse cloth and a melon cap with a wig on the back, "You also need to cover your hair.
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You should know what kind of world this is.
If your head If you don’t have braids in the back, you will be regarded as a rebel.”
At the same time, Wang Qiu himself had already put on the gown of a Qing Dynasty scholar and put on a cap with a wig braid.
There was no choice but to Zhuang Yan, who had no choice but to quickly change into the clothes of a Qing Dynasty civilian before anyone noticed him, and at the same time accompanied Xin carefully to ask about the next arrangement.
Wang Qiu, on the other hand, patted his chest and promised that since the country sent people to rescue them, they would be responsible to the end.
As for how to mess up the plot to help him get the 50,000 reward points needed to escape, according to Wang Qiu's description, the current plan is to stage a rebellion in the plot world of Huanzhugege.
As the saying goes, "If you don't rebel, you can use a chrysanthemum to set an electric drill."
Well The rebellion in the Qing Dynasty was quite glorious.
After hearing these words, Zhuang Yan suddenly became interested, and countless thoughts suddenly appeared in his heart.
However, next time, Wang Qiu just took him to sit on the embankment to bask in the sun, watching the boats coming and going on the Grand Canal, but never mentioned a word about the "business" of the rebellion, which made Zhuang Yan seem It felt like being choked, and I felt uncomfortable with neither going up nor coming down, but there was nothing I could do about it.
Although this place is located on the edge of the Grand Canal, it has no village or shop in front of it, and the nearby official road is also on the other side of the Grand Canal.
Therefore, although the two of them sat on the embankment for most of the day, except for seeing boats coming and going on the Grand Canal, no one came to disturb them.
Not to mention the patrolling officers and passing hawkers, even the farmers in the fields did not come near them.
It felt really lonely and boring.
As time went by, watching the sun gradually shift to the west, the wind in the evening became colder and colder, but Wang Qiu still sat doing nothing.
Zhuang Yan began to feel a little hungry again, and couldn't help but feel a little anxious.
He was about to discuss with Wang Qiu where to spend the night and have a meal, but suddenly felt that the dusk sky, which had already entered dusk, had changed again.
Gotta brighten up He turned his head subconsciously, and was stunned to see a brilliant flash of light piercing the northwest sky.
Then, accompanied by the exclamations of the boatmen on the canal, an extraordinary piece of white light appeared from the distant horizon.
The end swept across, making it almost impossible to open one's eyes.
Comrade Zhuang Yan, who was caught off guard, was naturally almost dazzled by the strong white light.
A moment later, another gust of wind with a scorching breath blew suddenly, causing him to stumble and fall down.
When he finally recovered his vision and raised his head again, he immediately saw a bright and dazzling fireball rising from the end of the horizon in the direction of Beijing, illuminating the entire world in the twilight.
Such a violent visual impact immediately caught Zhuang Yan off guard, making him burnt on the outside and tender on the inside, and even made him dizzy.
Oh my God, isn't this the mushroom cloud produced after the nuclear bomb exploded?
But how did it appear here?
What did those comrades of the People's Liberation Army do in Gyeonggi during the Qianlong period of the Qing Dynasty?
At this moment, Zhuang Yan's thinking was messy and his mood was infinitely tangled.
Although I really want to complain, I just don't know what to say.
At the same time, Wang Qiu took the Book of Time Travel early and hid behind a big rock, enjoying the joy of success.
Important plot character Huan Zhu Princess Xiao Yanzi died and received 8,000 reward points Important plot character Fifth Prince Yongqi died and received 7,000 reward points.
Important plot character Qianlong Emperor Hongli died and received 6,000 reward points.
Important plot character Xia Ziwei died and received 6,000 reward points Important plot character Fulkan died and received 6,000 reward points.
The plot character Queen Uranala died and received 3000 reward points.
The plot character caused the death of the concubine and received 3000 reward points.
The plot character Jin Suo dies and gets 3000 reward points.
The plot character Grandma Rong died and received 3000 reward points.
The plot character Forte died and received 2000 reward points.
Listening to a long series of score prompts, he could not help but reveal a proud smile: Although there are many plot characters who escaped the disaster because they were not in Beijing, such as Saya, the daughter of the chieftain in Tibet, the old man on Mount Wutai, etc.
The Empress Dowager and Qing'er Gege, Xiang Fei and her lover from the Western Regions, Haining Chen Family from Jiangnan, but just by annihilating these plot characters in Beijing, they can add up to 50,000 points, and even more.
After absorbing the Dream of Red Mansions plane, he habitually wanted to get some good things in the Dream of Red Mansions plane due to his procrastination in doing things.
He also took the top supernatural power of the plane, the monk, together with the vigilant fairy, lightly, which eventually led to the death of many team members. , the mission failed half miserably After a painful lesson, this time in Huanzhugege's plane, he assumed the attitude of a tiger fighting a rabbit from the beginning.
Not only did he use all kinds of serious and foul weapons at the beginning, but he also moved in and out quickly, and never No time wasted, but now we have finally achieved hearty success Just when he was filled with pride, the disgraced Zhuang Yan finally stumbled over, grabbed Wang Qiu's arm, pointed at the mushroom cloud at the end of the horizon, and asked loudly, "Is this nuclear explosion caused by you?"
What’s going on?”
"Oh, it's easy for you to ask this.
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When we just retreated, we left a 10-million-ton nuclear bomb in Shufangzhai.
This thing was also obtained from the Doraemon plane.
When Doraemon goes crazy, he often threatens to use it to fry mice.
The so-called earth-destroying bomb is actually just a hydrogen bomb with a larger yield.
Well, it seems a bit off topic.
In short, we installed a time fuse on the nuclear bomb and detonated it just in time for Emperor Qianlong to return to the palace.
Then there was a bang."
Wang Qiu replied calmly and made an explosive gesture at the same time, "The Forbidden City and the whole of old Beijing are finished.
Most of the protagonists and supporting characters of Huanzhugege have ascended to heaven.
The whole plot has completely collapsed.
Let you escape from this The 50,000 points from the plane have been collected.”
Uh, just like this, I have collected 50,000 reward points, surprisingly so quickly Moreover, it turned out to be such a violent method as using a nuclear bomb with a yield of tens of millions of tons.
This, this is really so simple and crude.
What expression should I use to face civil servants from relevant departments who are more violent than the Russian fighting nation?
Zhuang Yan's face instantly became dull, and after a long while he stammered, "So what I mentioned before about the rebellion in the Qing Dynasty?"
"Isn't the rebellion already over?
Now that the nuclear bomb has gone off, even Emperor Qianlong is dead.
The entire court and the protagonist of the plot are all in trouble.
The Qing Dynasty is also over.
Who else do you want to rebel against?
Now that you have collected enough points Now, come back to your hometown with me."
Wang Qiu replied while opening his book of time travel, "Pay 50,000 points and return to the real world immediately.
Leave now."
Then, with a dazzling colorful flash, Comrade Zhuang Yan, who was almost in a state of confusion throughout the whole process, ended his short adventure in the plot world of Huanzhugege, and followed Wang Qiu back to the place where he originally belonged. worldoshow7: