Ding Xiaocuo didn't go to class for three days, she was like an ant who fell into a hot pot, squatting in the men's bathroom on the third floor of the largest and most luxurious movie theater in the city center, sighing at a toilet bowl She lost the spirit rhino sword that her master handed over to her care, this sword has been lying in the necklace pendant in the form of a small ball of light, hanging around her neck for hundreds of years.During this period, she experienced countless strenuous sports, such as being thrown into the sky like a bowling ball by her master, such as school sports meetings, etc., and this chain was as unbreakable as if it had grown on her.Who knew that she was just watching an avatar that night, and she was a little anxious to sneak into the men's bathroom of the theater, and was about to open the toilet lid, when the red gold chain around her neck was inexplicably broken and fell into the toilet.At that time, the toilet lid had not been opened, that is to say, the chain containing the spirit rhino sword disappeared through the thick lid Her drunkard master once told her that the chisel sword is in the person, the sword is not forever, how far is it, you will roll as far as you can, this time it is really over, if her stingy master knows that she won an avatar 3diax movie ticket with someone but did not hand it over to the old man, plus she lost the spirit rhino sword, two major crimes, she hanged a hundred times is not enough to be angry.What should I do to find someone to help me Of course, apart from me, the thousand-year-old dryad who opened a dessert shop, who else could help her force Ding Xiaocuo to buy a dozen sweet and greasy vanilla muffins, I told her that her chain probably fell into the gap of time and space.The only way to get it back is to follow it to "that world".She shuddered and sneezed and went back with a whole box of vanilla muffins.The next day, a sunny Sunday.The fat man and the thin man were very Cinderella waving brooms and rags, sneakily hovering around me and Jiuju, trying to eavesdrop on our conversation.I have to admit that for so many years, every time I see this man with blue hair, I will secretly curse, this old thing, is still earth-shatteringly handsome, as early as when I was just cultivating into a human form, I got acquainted with Jiuju, and he often came to Fulong Mountain, where I lived, to play chess with another man.At that time, I hated him infinitely for calling me a little dryad, but after that, because of his help again and again, I was able to get through it safely.Who said that there is no real friendship between men and women, and Jiu Ju and I are the leading figures "Can I interview you" I sat opposite him, exaggeratedly raised the half-eaten fruit cream cone, and stretched it out in front of him, "Excuse me, is Ding Xiaocuo your apprentice, or is it a passerby A or bandit B who owes you money" "Apprentice." ”Jiuju took a sip of the red wine in the glass.His drinks have always been only wine, nothing else.I took back the "microphone" and raised my eyebrows and asked: "How can the master deliberately trick the apprentice's chain with the spirit rhino sword, it is obvious that you made the ghost and asked her to come to me for help, and it was also a trick you deliberately played" "The apprentice's amateur role is to be tricked by the master."
Who let her smuggle Avatar's movie tickets" "Your character is really as perverted as your hair color." ”"Thanks for the compliment, your ice cream is melting."
I swallowed the cone in one gulp, and said angrily: "You threw her into another time and space like this, you are not afraid that something will happen to her" "Don't forget that she is a spirit rhino and has served by the side of Yue Lao."
She can handle it.If you can't cope with it, you deserve to be unlucky. ”Jiu Ju asked while drinking the overlord wine that never paid me, "Do you believe in fate?"
and "Believe in fate, not fate." ”I replied crisply."
Huh."
His eyes suddenly stretched far away, "If there is a chance to do it all over again, can the established fate be rewritten?"
”I shook my head, "What has happened, can't be changed." ”"Not necessarily."
Jiu Ju smiled slyly, spread out his palm, and a small and delicate vermilion lantern carved into the shape of a feather wing emerged."
The Vermilion Bird Lantern of the Goddess of Time" I was startled, blurted out, and then squinted thiefly, sat down beside him, "stealing" and "cutting" Jiuju glanced at me disdainfully, "In the Three Realms, I have a group of fans.But what's so difficult to borrow a lamp?"
he brought in the last drop of wine in the cup, turned the glass, and said to himself: "In an individual's life, there is a place that must be visited, a person who must be seen, and a point must face up to feelings.It's the same with youkai. ”His suddenly solemn demeanor quickly returned to his usual perversion, and he smiled evilly: "Actually, I just want to do an experiment." ”Ding Xiaocuo still can't accept the fact that he has transferred from one toilet to another time and space.The evil dryad said yes, she gave herself a charm to stick to the toilet that swallowed the necklace, and called her a few strange spells.Then there were countless flashes of sharp light in front of her eyes, and the toilet bowl cracked in half gorgeously in front of her eyes, revealing a hole that emitted a strange white light, and a suction force that could not break free at all gushed out and wrapped her firmly, and dragged her into the hole.She changed from a female high school student in the 21st century to a grassroots civilian in the Qianxing period of the Northern Song Dynasty, and she was indignant that the cheesy phenomenon of "crossing" actually happened to her, and when she suddenly realized that the spirit rhino sword had passed through the gap in time and space and fell in this ancient city, and when she further realized that the people of the Northern Song Dynasty were unaware of the name of the coin, God could see mercy, she would also be hungry, and she would also eat.Fortunately, she was not too stupid, stole a set of men's clothes and hats to change into, swaggered into this inn, and after offering that as long as she was in charge of food and did not need to be paid, she successfully squeezed out other applicants and became the second intern of this "inn".Today is the seventh day, and there is no news from the Spirit Sword.In the past few days, the flow of people in Bianjing has obviously increased a lot, and local residents and foreign merchants are shuttling in the city like a tide.Ding Xiaoqiao heard the guy in the store say that seven days later is the Shangyuan Lantern Festival, which is an annual event, and visitors from all walks of life come in droves.That, he was also the eyes of Ding Xiaocuo, who came for sightseeing, and cast his eyes on a window position.The man had come to an inn last night to stay overnight, and was dressed differently from the people in the city, with a stand-up collar and narrow sleeves, a black shirt and high boots, and a servant, no extra luggage, only a package, a narrow wooden box three feet long and one foot wide.The wooden box never left him.It's dinner time, the restaurant is full of people, and there is an endless stream of customers who come to dine, Ding Xiaocuo serves food to the guests, and peeks at the window from time to time.He leaned back in the chair, tilted his head slightly, his black and slightly curly hair tied unruly behind his head with a gray hemp rope, and seemed to look leisurely at the scenery outside the window, and the wine and food he called for did not move.Outside, the sun is thick, looking against the light, the man's beautiful silhouette is silhouetted on a warm yellow window.She was fascinated, and his shadow seemed to move from the window into her heart, unexpectedly evoking a strange thought."
Stinky boy, what's the waiter, the guest urges," the pig-headed shopkeeper knocked a cigarette stick on Ding Xiaocuo's head."
Yes, yes, yes" Ding Xiaocuo held the wine and food, and didn't think about it in front of the man, "Guest officer, your dish is here" "It's the wrong delivery" The man turned his head and glanced at Ding Xiaocuo, who was smiling all over his face.Only then did she see his appearance clearly, and that face had all the conditions that could be identified as handsome.In addition to being handsome, a natural and powerful shock is like a little beast, secretly jumping into your heart.However, at this moment, it was not only the "little beast" that jumped into Ding Xiaocuo's heart, his eyebrows, his voice, his every move "Do I know you" Ding Xiaocuo suddenly asked."
I'm afraid that the little one has recognized the wrong person."
He replied to her in a low voice and politely."
I must have seen you" Ding Xiaocuo's persistence and affirmation came from somewhere, and he was startled.The man ignored her anymore, turned his head to the window, and a crisp sound of horses' hooves approached from a distance, a group of merchants dressed in hufu came from Beishi in a hurry, passing by the inn, Ding Xiaocuo saw a horse full of goods, led by a woman in green with a veil covering her face.In the dull darkness of one color, the green is like jade, and it is very vivid.The horse team stopped at the door of the inn for a short time, and the woman in green dismounted, whispered a few words to her companions behind her, and entered the inn alone.She sat across from him, like a friend who couldn't have known each other better.Ding Xiaocuo deliberately slowly swallowed the wrong meal and shortened the next table, desperately princing up his ears to listen to the movement behind him."
Where's the thing?"
the woman's voice was gentle to sweet."
What about people," his hand rested on the wooden box.The woman took out a letter from her arms, covered it with her palm, and moved it away, the thin envelope was deeply embedded in the solid wood tabletop, and under the layer of tulle, a light smile flickered: "Beitangken, they all say that you are an amorous seed, and sure enough, for the sake of Ye Nishang, that woman, you are willing to do anything." ”Beitang Kenting Xiaocuo's hand slipped, and the wine jug fell over and spilled on the table.It's a familiar name.The other party's ridicule, he didn't seem to take it to heart, and suddenly put the wooden box horizontally in front of the woman in green: "The Spirit Rhino Sword is yours." ”Lingxi Sword Ding turned his head suddenly, and the woman in green was smiling at the corner of her eyes, and raised her orchid finger to open the wooden box.A flash of light flashed from the box, accompanied by the familiar "taste" of Ding Xiaocuo.The Spirit Rhino Sword is really the Spirit Rhino Sword, although it is now in the form of a real sword, but she is very sure that the box contains what she has taken care of for hundreds of years, such as the fake replacement of the Spirit Rhino Sword is really stepping on the iron shoes and finding nowhere to find, it takes no effort to get it, Ding Xiaojiao really can't suppress the ecstasy in his heart, throws the tray, turns around and rushes towards the wooden box in the woman's hand with a green light t1706231537: