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Section IV


Not too far from my birthday, I smelled the smell of winter.Outside the window are all kinds of colors, from brilliant to monotonous.On the surface, I was "enjoying" my new life in peace, but secretly, I thought of all ways to turn defeat into victory.Twilight didn't make any big moves during this time.,Just came to Twilight once.,It's still a winner's posture.,Look at me with a smile.,Pull homely and say that fat and thin people are stupid.,Except for making desserts and pickling girls.,IQ is almost zero.,Sure enough, it's a good match for the non-stop style.。

And those monsters who come to the door to ask for help, one is really funnier than the other, and each is more troublesome than the other."

Oh."

I nibbled on the apple in my hand and said, "If they were really smart, they wouldn't think of you as me."

It's hard for you, you have to help me deal with those idiots. ”"Huh."

Twilight stroked the long black hair that didn't belong to her at all, and smiled, "I really like your body, it's so beautiful, and you have a thousand years of cultivation." ”I munched on the apple, didn't look at her, and said, "I also think my body is very good, but your own configuration is so low, aren't you afraid that it will be incompatible."

Ha ha. ”She sneered, stood behind me, leaned over and whispered in my ear, "Sister, one day you will definitely cry and beg me, just like I did back then." ”I'm lazy to make any response."

Ah, yes, I'll take care of the youkai who come to the door," she suddenly turned back to me and winked playfully before heading out, "because I need them." ”The word "need" is clearly stated as arsenic."

Everything you do now, will come at a price in the future."

I'll just throw her this one sentence."

Aren't you the best embodiment of that," she laughed and left.This woman is so arrogant that it is false to say that she is not angry, and I am not a god.However, the point of our verbal war was not who provoked whom, but that she gave me a dangerous foreshadowing.I don't know what the reason for Twilight to be "dormant" during this time without any unusual behavior is, but I know that she did more than just get revenge on me.She said she had a master.But what can I do now, do I have to run to the gate and set up a sign, saying that this rob proprietress is a pirated copy now, whether you humans or monsters, don't go to her again, in case no one will believe me.Not even fat and skinny.At most, I saw a woman with a mental disorder.I'm being detained under Twilight's human form, and if no one recognizes my true identity and calls out my name, let alone help, I won't be able to protect myself.But now, who can recognize a me who is not me at all, I have tried many ways, but none of them worked.I had secretly contacted Jiuju, intending to tell him the whole thing, and bet he would believe me.As long as he comes to me, even if he can't help me break Twilight's curse, he can at least help me do a lot of things that I can't do now.As a monster with no mana, the phone is the only way to contact Jiuju.But his phone was always "the number is not in the service area".This old dead thing doesn't know where to run with his mobile phone, can he run back to see his rhinoceros apprentice a hundred years ago, I can only give up the idea of looking for him.In the past, I would have only needed to turn into a paper talisman, and even if someone else was eighteen floors underground, I would have been able to arrest him and beat him up.Sigh.The only thing that sustained me was probably the reversed Grim Reaper card in the bedroom, which I had to recite three times a night before going to bed.t1706231537: