I am a dryad, born in the snowy December of the mountains.I have been adrift in time for thousands of years, countless people have come and gone in my life, some of whom I can never remember, and some of whom I will never forget.I have been with flowers, plants, birds and beasts on Fulong Mountain, and I have also experienced joys and sorrows with all kinds of humans or monsters in the human world; I have been the ignorant little maid, and I have also been the proprietress with infinite scenery; I have hated and been hated; I have loved and been loved.As a youkai who never grows old and doesn't die, I'm probably living too long to sum up my life, and I'm so lazy to pick up the forgotten past.So, so be it and try to live happily as much as you can.The past cannot be recovered, the future cannot be controlled, and every today is simply regarded as a treasure.That's enough.Such a simple idea became even more clear and profound after I got married.However, I still have an indescribable sense of unreality about getting married.The plane was slightly jolting in the clouds, and I turned my head to see the man next to me who was drooling soundly, his face was still so outstanding that it would not be drowned out in the slightest brilliance anywhere, even under this simple sleep.Thousands of years have not left any bad marks on his face, and I think it is not that time favors him too much, but that he despises time too much.This man has despised too many things, offended his demons, hindered his obstacles, intimidated his dangers, and even the "rules" that he should abide by as a dragon of the East China Sea.Since the day I met Ao Chi, I have never seen anything or person that can be above it.Even if he loses in a battle, he will only lose that battle, not him, the stubborn and arrogant head, who will inevitably refuse to lower.I don't think I'm as tough and domineering as him, but I never want to bow my head easily.I hate someone, often because I am too similar to each other; Like a person, often because it is too similar.I have "hated" Ao Chi for thousands of years, and I once hated him so much for his unstoppable gesture when he caught me in the Hopeless Sea; I hate that he forced me to survive when I was about to give up my life, when it hurt to the bone marrow; I hate him for nagging me like an old woman, restraining me, and making me learn all sorts of spells that I have no interest in; I hate that he works tirelessly to learn from human beings and gives me a ring every year.And what I hate the most is that he suddenly disappeared from my life for twenty years, for the sake of his "responsibility" as a dragon of the East China Sea, without telling me at all, or even deliberately deceiving me.That year, he deliberately said that excessive thing, and I was so angry that I told him to get out immediately.It was the first time he was so obedient, and he really got out.It has been twenty years since I rolled, leaving me with only one that I can't throw away, and the red gold dragon safety buckle that is always tied to my wrist.I must have been in the human world for too long, and even my thoughts and actions have been affected by those cheesy truths in the human world.In response to this common saying, I actually started a search for nearly twenty years, I kept walking, kept looking, but he seemed to have evaporated in this world, leaving me no clues.I was a little tired from walking, so I opened a small shop called "Non-stop" in an unobtrusive city, selling desserts, and in addition to humans, there were also youkai who patronized me.They didn't come for my trouble, on the contrary, they came for my help.But I don't think I'm providing them with any great help, it's just a matter of making them a cup of bitter and sweet tea, and listening to them finish a story.I never thought they would thank me, because I didn't think my trivial actions deserved to be thanked or remembered.But in the end, when I met the real enemy, was in a difficult situation, and was in danger, these monsters came to me and tried their best to protect me.I don't remember the details of the sudden catastrophe that year, and I never tell anyone about it, it was nothing more than a disaster caused by jealousy and obsession.But, in response to the saying "a blessing in disguise", the man who had been rolling for twenty years returned to me without warning at the moment when my life was most seriously threatened.That's when I found out that this is another cheesy story like an eight-o'clock soap opera.After leaving me for twenty years, there is a hardship, because he is a dragon of the East China Sea, and he has the important task of guarding the axis of time and saving the earth, and he is an Ultraman who has given his life to fight to the death against all the monsters that destroy the peace of mankind.He deliberately made me angry because he was afraid that he would never come back, and if that was the case, then it would be better for me to hate him than to miss him, at least, I wouldn't think about a person I hated for too long.Even the so-called "hard work" is so single-celled and childish, this is the man I have hated for so long.But in the end, this evil dragon Ao Chi, who is famous among the dragon clan in the East China Sea, got married to me, the dryad proprietress who came down from Fulong Mountain, on the nth Christmas after we met.I still remember that when Ao Chi proposed to me, we had a conversation with me: give me three reasons.Him: First, no one wants you but me.Second, no one can want me but you.Third, I love you.So, the proprietress of the non-stop dessert shop found a place to stop.So, the proprietress of the dessert shop closed the door, washed her hands to make soup, and married her wife.I know that some people have written a novel called "Ao Chi" and the story of the monster customers who visited me, including the catastrophe that Ao Chi and I experienced, and I heard that the sales were good, and I plan to visit the author of the book and thank her for making me so beautiful and loving money.Ao Chi clamored to go with me, and he complained with his teeth and claws, saying that the author did not describe his wisdom and martial arts enough, and he was going to protest and threaten, asking the author to either revise the original text or write a new sequel, and treat him as an absolute male protagonist, the kind of stye that overshadowed everyone I am really afraid that one day he will be arrested as a psychopath.Such a self-respecting arrogant mentality, I am afraid that it will never change in life and life.As a rough calculation, we've been married for almost two years.During the time when I was not a boss, the two of us traveled to almost every country on the planet, and although I am not human, my love and curiosity about the world are not inferior to anyone.Ao Chi was still the same ghost, laughing at me for a moment that I had not seen the world, and I was surprised when I saw the map on the Nazca Plateau; After a while, on the plateau of the Andes, while reprimanding me for screaming corn on the cob for being too ugly, I distributed a lot of candy to the children in the Indian village where we had settled.When we were in Romania, we stayed in a vampire-owned hotel, and he scolded me for not being long-sighted, refusing to stay in a good luxury hotel, and insisting on staying in a black shop in the countryside, and as a result, he indiscriminately taught the vampires a hard lesson, and almost burned down their shop in its original form.Later, we learned that this group of vampires is not harmful, but they are just serious businessmen, and occasionally have an S show with the local tourism department, pretending to be vampires to scare tourists and create an atmosphere.Naturally, he refused to apologize, but it was generous to take the money, and the medical expenses paid to the vampires were enough for them to open ten more larger hotels.And when we were in Bermuda, my great husband began to complain that the sea breeze was too nasty, and that the ultraviolet rays were too strong, and that sooner or later I would be a black-faced man, and that if I became ugly, he would not want me.While complaining, on that dark and windy night, he quietly dealt with several sea charms who had lured human souls with their songs, and quietly relieved a boatload of passengers from danger.After it was done, he came to scold me again, saying that I had to come to Bermuda, where the birds don't.Look, that's it, Ao Chi, this man, is always teaching, always impatient, always chattering, sometimes I really suspect that I am not married to the evil dragon in the East China Sea, but the famous Emperor Tang Sanzang.Can you imagine a "villain" who could use force against me back then, and was as violent as a blade, and there was such a parted side of his mother-in-law hidden in his body, did it take me a long time to get used to it, and I attributed this discomfort to newlywed syndrome, although I have known him for so long, but now.A new relationship between us and us, but still faltering.We are essentially accustomed to being "alone", and once we step into the "marriage" thing, everything has to be multiplied by two.Ao Chi and I still need time to get used to.But, in spite of his complaints, in spite of his verbosity, in the past two years, no matter where we have been, no matter how reluctant he may be, he will accompany me wherever I want to go, and whatever I want to eat, wherever it is in that corner of the earth, he will get it.After getting married, he always had a habit of holding my mouth when he slept.He said, "When I hold your hand like mine and catch your own hand, it means that there is no family affection left between us."
He rolled his eyes and said, "This shows that you are already an inseparable part of me, and I can't throw it away if I want to."
The crooked reasoning of the flesh, he can still say the vibrating words."
I just don't want to wake up and find you're gone."
After saying the crooked reasoning, he said this vaguely, and buried his head deep in the pillow, and snored like thunder.I looked at his sleeping face and smiled.My hands have always been cold in winter, and it seems that they can't make their own temperature, but since I got married, even in the cold winter, my hands have never been cold, because they are always wrapped in the big palms of Ao Chi's ever-warm hands.Even now, taking a nap on the plane, Ao Chi still habitually grabs my hand.We are probably becoming more and more like an ordinary human couple, when we travel around the world, we buy air tickets, stay in hotels, use all kinds of transportation normally, bargain with people, and even after eating, we will not hesitate to ask the merchant for a prize invoice, and if we accidentally scratch five dollars, we will be happy like a madman.Except for a few special occasions that require us to show a little bit of "ability", we ourselves are almost forgetting that we are a pair of "aliens" of divine hidden spells.I turned my head and looked out the window at the clouds that passed by, and in about two hours I would be back in the city I had been away from for almost two years.Everywhere I go, I use "go", only Fulong Mountain and this city called Lechuan, I will use "back".Home is what is used to "return".My "non-stop" is still on that small street in Lethe City.I'm going to go back and have a look, and then go up for a while, and maybe I can call those noisy monsters over and have a tea party, but I don't want to, if they know I'm back, I don't know what weird trouble they'll cause me.However, I'm afraid I'll have to take the time to meet my god-nephew Zhong Xiaokui, who once sent me an email, not many words, but it made me deeply aware that a teenager who is in the period of youth and confusion needs my godaunt as a trouble-recycling bin.Wait, there's that old thing in Jiuju, I heard a few days ago that he was also getting married, and asked me to prepare a big red envelope, this is really a big gossip Who can this demanding and high-vision old man be willing to walk into the grave of love I am curious to death tbdogttbdogt Okay, I still have a lot to do.On the plane, most of the passengers were sleeping, the sound of Ao Chi snoring was muffled, I was thinking too much about fugue, and the sound of booming echoed in the cabin.Suddenly, an abnormal jolt hit, and everyone's hearts temporarily deviated from their original positions as the seats shook, and the timid screamed, and the bold ones turned white with fright and muttered in a low voice.The sweet and calm voice of the flight attendant came from the radio: "Passengers, the plane has encountered a strong air current, there will be some turbulence, please fasten your seat belts and do not leave your seats at will."
Thank you" As a youkai, I always have a hunch of accidents that surpass those of humans.It's going to crash.Sure enough, before the broadcast was finished, while Ao Chi was still wiping his saliva half-asleep and half-awake, and everyone was still praying that everything was just "normal", we heard a loud noise that belongs to the mechanical damage that caused the explosion, and the passengers in the window position in the middle of the plane clearly saw thick smoke and fire billowing out of the right wing.The entire cabin tilted suddenly, and the oxygen mask on the head fell out densely and panickedly, and of course, the large and small luggage rolling out of the roof, there was a chaos.The screams almost pierced my eardrums.Dives, weightlessness, insufficient blood supply to the brain, heart twitches, all sorts of terrifying sensations that can kill people explode in the body of each passenger.For me, it was a rare and memorable experience, and as a dryad, I finally experienced a plane crash, a "first" in my life, and another successful one.At the moment of the catastrophe, only Ao Chi rubbed his sleepy eyes, and asked like no one: "Crash" "Yes, crash" I calmly replied to him.The plane is like an iron bird with broken wings, falling in a direction that does not belong to it, and the ground is no longer the ground, but the mouth of hell waiting for it to be crushed with a cruel smile.No one believed they would survive.All most people can do is bury their heads between their knees with all their might, grit their teeth and chant the names of the gods they worship, save me, we don't want to die, we don't want to die.The desire to survive is too strong, and I hear it even if it's strong.I'm not a god, I'm just a monster, but I can grant your wishes.The loud sound of the collision, the shattering of the metal, an earth-shattering earth that was enough to make people's blood flow tdfngttdfngt, in just a few seconds, ended in the splash that splashed high, like a big wave rolling, with the potential of overwhelming mountains and seas.The plane crashed into a wide lake, with a relatively gentle impulse.The big steel creature didn't sink, it floated, it didn't fall apart, and even the smoke and fire disappeared from before, and overall, it was a perfect overboard.At the moment of immortality, I saw a strange shadow passing by outside the window, extremely fast, soaring into the sky.Fortunately, all were unscathed.The crew quickly organized the passengers to put on their rescue suits and climbed out of the cabin through the emergency exit.In the turquoise water, there are countless bright oranges that are constantly swimming, and the lake is not too far from the crash site, which is another great blessing.The first time I wore a life jacket, I thought it was funny, and Ao Chi refused to put on this "completely unrevealing curve" suit, jumped directly into the water, and impatiently swam with me to the shore of the lake.The lake was cut open by my fingers, small splashes of water rippled and jumped around me, it was early spring, winter was undiminished, spring was unexpected, the survivors around me who were desperately swimming were frozen and their teeth were chattering, but I didn't feel the cold at all, every drop of lake water that touched my body seemed to be warm, and the heat did not seem to come from the outside world, but from my own body.It feels weird.I'm a dryad, it's natural for wood to float in the water, even if I can't swim, I won't drown, but I don't like to swim, and I have been like this for thousands of years.Inside, I've always rejected the feeling of being surrounded by water.In my memory, there was only one experience of accidentally falling into the water, which was not pleasant.However, it is precisely because of that fall into the water that I have been entangled with the unjust debt for thousands of years.On the shore of the lake, the people who saved their lives were grateful."
Fortunately, it fell on the water" "Fortunately, the plane did not explode", "Fortunately, it did not sink into the water" Poor people, you probably don't realize that when the plane crashed, whether it fell to the ground or the water, the result was the same, the plane did not explode and did not sink, which has violated your physical principles.If I hadn't used our own "skills" to "lift" the plane and finally gently "lifted" it on the water when I was on the line of life and death, then God heard your prayers, and if you thought like this, it would be easier for you to accept it.I squeezed the water from my hair and gasped slightly.To "control" an airplane in such an unprepared situation, it would take a little bit of energy for me to lose.He shook his hair like a puppy that had just finished a bath, and then began to complain, saying that he was going to play for a few more days and then come back, so he blamed me for taking this broken flight.After saying that, there was a reprimand for me that I belonged to cultivation on weekdays, and a mere plane made me breathless, and it wasn't him who was around to shoot together, see what I should do.For exaggerating his own importance, he always has 120,000 enthusiasm."
If you're noisy, we'll get a divorce" I don't have a war of words, just throw bombs."
You" He suddenly closed his mouth, and let Hou Dumb mutter, "I'm also for your good" It's not that the enemies don't get together, it's not that the enemies don't get divorced, isn't it, the husband and wife are so noisy and noisy, they all say that marriage is a science, it's easy to fall in love, it's hard to stay together, and it's not easy to do a good job.I'm so angry and funny to see my killer weapon extinguish the arrogance of the boiling, this single-celled guy, how long will he walk with me like this I don't think for a reason.If you look back at the lake, there will be this forest around it, which is always familiar.The captain held the satellite phone, dialed, rescued.More than an hour later, a rescue team consisting of government officials, medical personnel, and uncles arrived quickly, took everyone out of the lake, and roared away in several buses.Only then did we know that the place where we crashed was a small county town called Dai County, a certain city in a certain province.I looked at the fields and houses running outside the car window, and the evening sky was a wet gray.Wrapped in a blanket, I fell asleep, my head resting on my shoulder, and I snorted incessantly.I'll be lethargic too.There was a ticking sound from the window, getting louder and louder.When I opened my eyes, I saw a dense stream of rain falling over the glass, and the world outside became a blurry speck."
Hey, it's raining again, that's great," the driver happily turned on the wipers."
Now the spring drought in our county has been completely solved," an acquaintance sitting behind him happily agreed."
But no, how long has it been dry, but God has opened his eyes these days," I blinked, yawned, and fell asleep.t1706231537: